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ONTD Original: Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson - A Revised Timeline

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This is post is an excerpt from a forthcoming post on Ariana Grande's relationship timelines.


May was a busy month for Ariana Grande. As well as continuing to promote her single "No Tears Left To Cry" and her forthcoming album Sweetener, she also ended her relationship of almost two years with rapper Mac Miller and started dating SNL actor and comedian Pete Davidson, who ended his own two-year relationship with Cazzie David. The pair followed up their eventful month by announcing their engagement on June 11. Right? Right?

Except some fans and celeb-watchers have noticed discrepancies in the public timeline of their whirlwind romance.






2017
June 5Ariana appears wearing a yellow diamond on her engagement finger at her One Love Manchester concert, prompting fan speculation that she and Mac Miller are engaged.
November 17

Pete Davidson's girlfriend Cazzie David wishes him a happy birthday on Instagram.
November 23Mac and Ariana are papped driving together in Los Angeles. This is the last time they are seen publicly together in 2017.
2018
January 29

Ariana makes a lowkey solo appearance at the 2018 Grammy Awards and skips the red carpet. A seating chart shows she was seated solo during the ceremony next to Mike Will Made-It. There is no seat labelled for Mac. She doesn't appear in the telecast, apart from briefly being spotted backstage by some fans on Twitter.

January 31Pete posts a series of posts to his Instagram story. They include the statement, "I'm really sad and in insane pain", and a photo of himself with Cazzie, followed by the message "Idk what I did to make you hate me so much, but I'm sorry." He deletes the posts 20 minutes later.

March 5In her (and their) first public appearance together in several months, Mac and Ariana attend an Oscars Party together.

March 13In a since-deleted tweet, Mac tweets, "I only exist when you need something." (He scrubbed his social media last month).

April 16Mac is one of several friends of Ariana's to appear in a "No Tears Left To Cry" sweatshirt on Ariana's Instagram to promote her forthcoming single.

April 20"No Tears Left To Cry" is officially released.

April 21Mac and Ariana make their last public appearance together at Coachella weekend two.

May 4

Cazzie David posts a photo with Pete on Instagram captioned "bffs".

May 7Ariana attends the Met Gala solo, which isn't unusual, but some fans notice that Mac doesn't like any of the photos from the event she posts on Instagram, although they are still following each other at the time.

May 9TMZ reports that Mac and Ariana have broken up.

This is where things start to get fuzzy...

May 10Fans speculate that a blind item about a recent celeb breakup involving cheating is about Mac and Ariana, and an Instagram commenter backs up the allegation.

May 13

Ariana and Pete are spotted arriving at a party together in New York. Ariana has a cloud-shaped phone case that matches one Pete was spotted with earlier.

May 17Mac Miller is arrested for DUI and hit and run in the San Fernando Valley after blowing nearly twice the legal limit.

May 18

Pete's tattoo artist Jon Mesa posts photos to Instagram of the "crazy coverup" he did on Pete's right tattoo sleeve the previous night. The coverup covers the tattoo of Cazzie he's had since at least April 2016.

May 21Pete and Ariana are "casually dating".

May 23Ariana tweets her statementcalling her relationship with Mac "toxic" and "scary".

Last week of MayCazzie goes to Botswana with her sister, evidenced by her Instagram story posts.

June 1

Ariana posts a photo with Pete on Instagram, apparently celebrating their relationship. However, the photo shows Pete without his new tattoo sleeve additions, meaning the photo had to be taken before May 17, when he covered up his tattoo of Cazzie.

June 2Ariana is spotted wearing what appears to be her engagement ring from Pete at iHeartRadio and 102.7 KIISFM's Wango Tango concert in Los Angeles.
June 2

Cazzie posts to Instagram, "Been in Africa, what'd I miss?"

June 3Tattoo artist London Reese posts a photo to Instagram of Pete's Dangerous Woman bunny mask tattoo.

June 11Pete and Ariana "are engaged."

June 12Pete's jeweller Greg Yuna reveals Pete ordered the ring "at the end of May" and that it took "two weeks" to make. Since Ariana was seen with the ring on June 2, this means the latest Pete could have made the call would have been around May 18, the same weekend he covered up his tattoo of Cazzie.

June 17Sources say Pete and Cazzie were on "an indefinite break at the time he fell for" Ariana.

Bonus Sleuthing!
Podcast Come To Brazil points out a video Cazzie David made for Vogue in 2017 where she describes an 8-week breakup plan she formulated after a breakup three years earlier. In the video, she identifies week 6 as the perfect time to "post that calculated, attractive selfie". Six weeks before her "Been in Africa, what'd I miss?" Instagram post, Pete played a poorly-received show at an Ohio college where he reportedly talked about his girlfriend who he'd "probably marry". The podcast questions whether, given Pete and Cazzie's and Mac and Ariana's documented relationship turbulence as early as January and the non-specific "indefinite break" and "time [Pete] fell for" Ariana, it's possible that he and Ariana were dating as early as April.

(Full credit to Come to Brazil for this theory that I discovered after I'd written this post)

This was looking like it was going to be way more exciting when I was halfway through writing it than it ended up being, but some humble opinions from OP:

  • The public breakup of Mac and Ariana's relationship closely resembles that of her most recent previous public relationships (including Big Sean and dancer Ricky Alvarez)

  • Ariana apparently prefers to have a new relationship ready to present to the public before announcing her breakups (more on this in my Ariana Relationship Timeline post, coming soon! And with infographics!!).

  • It's pretty safe to assume this, along with Mac's role in her single promotion, is PR strategy.

  • It's also pretty obvious that Mac and Ariana were on the outs well before their official "breakup" date of May 9 and before Ariana confirmed the breakup on Instagram, as early as April but possibly even earlier.

  • Exactly when Pete and Cazzie split is less clear, but it's possible that her "bffs" post on May 4 could have similar intent to Ariana calling Mac her "best friend" in the Instagram story post where she confirmed their breakup.

  • Given the timing of Pete's tattoos and their photos together, it's obvious he and Ariana have been extremely close since mid-May at the very latest, before it was publicised that they were ever "dating casually"

  • The "official" date of the engagement also doesn't make much sense based on the jeweller's comments.

  • In this instance there's no smoking gun that either of them were cheating, but I think we can pretty safely say this is not a new couple alert.




Sources: OP has way too much time on her hands; other sources are linked throughout the post. Thanks also to the other ONTD posters who have been keeping us updated on this saga for making my work easier!

ONTD: Which timeline do you believe? Have you ever intentionally obscured the beginning or end of a relationship to avoid awkward implications? Do you think Pete and Ariana will make it down the aisle?Sorry to mobile users for how bad this looks on the mobile layout

ONTD: Six of my favorite tv-episodes from my Six favorite tv-shows

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Supernatural: Mystery Spot



From: S03E11

About: When Sam and Dean investigate the disappearance of a man who was looking into a tourist attraction known as "The Mystery Spot" -- where the laws of physics don't apply -- Sam is thrown into a repeating loop, living the same day over and over, and watching Dean die each time in a different way as Sam avoids the method that killed him the last time.

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Bob's Burger: Crawl Space



From: S01E02

About: When Bob learns that Linda's mother is coming for a visit, he wants nothing to do with it. Linda has been cracking the whip at home, making sure every shelf has been dusted and every bed has been made. When she discovers a leak in the roof, she sends Bob to fix it, but he gets stuck in a wall, leaving Linda and the kids to entertain their guests and run the restaurant.

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Futurama: Fry and the Slurm Factory



From: S02E04

About: Fry wins a contest to visit the factory of his favorite addictive drink, but danger ensues when he accidentally discovers the real factory.

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Friends: The One Where Ross Got High



From: S06E09

About: Ross is forced to reveal the reason why Jack and Judy don't like Chandler. Rachel tries to make dessert for the gang. Joey and Ross try to get out of Thanksgiving when they are invited to hang out with Janine and her dancer friends.

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Halloween III



From: S03E05

About: The third installment of Captain Holt and Jake’s Halloween heist culminates with a tie-breaking competition to claim the title of “amazing detective slash genius.” This year, Jake and Holt split the squad into two teams to help them win.

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The Simpsons: The Springfield Files



From: S08E10

About: In yet another crazed crossover, Leonard Nimoy narrates another tale of the supernatural, reminiscent of his days with "In Search Of." Realizing that even he's too drunk to drive after a night at Moe's Tavern, Homer stumbles through the woods and encounters a green glowing alien. Needless to say, nobody takes him seriously, except for "X-Files" FBI Agent Fox Mulder, who once again drags along his partner Dana Scully on another quest to prove the government is hiding the presence of UFO's from the public. However, even this mission may make a skeptic out of Mulder.

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ONTD Original: The Best Recipes From The Flavor Of Love Universe

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VH1's classic television series The Flavor of Love and its subsequent hits, including Rock of Love, I Love New York, and Charm School, are under-appreciated culinary gems for elites with the most sophisticated palates. Here, we have collected some of the finest recipes for foodie connoisseurs to enjoy.





Remove whole (3 lb.) chicken from packaging. Do not rinse. Dress with raw vegetables, marshmallows, jam, and leftover lo mein noodles. Microwave on the "chicken" setting for several minutes.





Season steak liberally. Heat olive oil in pan; sear steak on both sides for 3-5 minutes. Let stand 10 minutes. Eat dramatically with a very sharp knife.





Prepare biscuit dough on floured surface. Bake at 450 degrees F until golden, about 10 minutes. Put one single biscuit on a plate and look at it while ignoring your guest.





After imbibing several alcoholic beverages, prepare chocolate pudding mix according to directions on package. Dump on the floor.





Shuck fresh oysters. Use knife to detach oyster from shell. Spritz with human vomit and serve on the half-shell on a bed of ice.





Remove tray from box. Cut film. Do not season with basil. People who eat basil are lame.





Combine Nacho Cheese Doritos and a tequila of your liking by ingesting them together. Vomit into toilet.





Uncap jar of premade salsa and pour over suitcase full of clothes. Serve in open suitcase.





Store several ketchup packets in a pillowcase with stolen, dirty socks for several days. Suck ketchup out of packets.

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ONTD Original: Fiona Apple's The Idler Wheel... Turns 6!

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🍎 Released on June 19 2012, 7 years after Extraordinary Machine, The Idler Wheel... is Fiona's boldest, and barest album to date. "This is the stuff that I really needed to get out, this is the excrement of my life, the excrement I was trying to exorcise out of me." Fiona (listed as "Feedy" in the credits) produced the album under the radar along with her touring drummer Charley Drayton ("Seedy"). Her record company found out she had an album done when she handed it to them. This freedom is manifested in her uninhibited approach to its creation. "I just like that feeling of: 'I'm in charge, I can do whatever I want."

"I really let everything just get spit out. I would not second guess anything."

🍎 Piano-driven arrangements and intricate melodies are still at the core, they are however decked with unorthodox percussion and homespun sounds that articulate the tension, and illustrate Fiona's psyche. In addition to creating loops, playing percussion, piano, and keyboards, Fiona's production credits include "field recordist", "truck stomper", "dance partner", and "Daredevil thighs".

"I wanted to make everything as stark as possible, so you could hear everything".

The Idler Wheel... is a journey inside Fiona's mind as she makes sense of her inner-workings, waxes poetically about exorcising her pain, sees herself through others, then reconciles everything with her brain. This post is a content heavy revisit of the record, mostly written in Fiona's own words, featuring her drawings and writings.


🍎 Genesis:


"It must have started in 2008. Or 2009. I don't know! I have no idea. It's weird to think that there was 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011. Where've I been? What was I doing? What was that year about? ... It was very casual, and I wasn't fully admitting that I was making an album, I got to use the time in the studio to inspire me to finish other things rather than feel like I was finishing homework to hand in. It wasn't a lot of pressure. And the record company didn't know I was doing it, so nobody was looking over my shoulder". I think the first phrase that I wrote off of for this album was at the beginning of the song "Left Alone". I wanted to use the phrase "moribund slut," which led me to use the phrase "orotund mutt."

"On the first night of recording Charley, we walked by this bottle-making factory. The door was open and you could hear a machine running. We both had our recorders with us and we agreed that the sound would be good for the song "Jonathan". Juan, the guy working the night shift at the factory, let us walk through and record the sound of the machine.That was the moment where I said, "Oh, we're not making demos-- this is going to be it. Me and Charley are going to make a record right now." And then it just got fun.

"On these songs, I really let everything just get spit out. I would not second guess anything. There were songs I would write about breaking up with somebody before I broke up with them, months and months before I broke up with them. And I'd go back to that song, and now it makes sense why I wrote that."

The album was finished in 2011, but Fiona delayed the release until her label found a new president in 2012, because she "didn't want her work to be mishandled amid corporate disarray." When she finally surprised Epic executives with it, they asked if she thought the record was really finished; if there wasn't another song, a hit perhaps, still forthcoming. She told them it was finished.

🍎 Rollout:




Apple's camp didn't want bells and whistles for her return.
A small tour was announced in Spring 2012.
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Ahead of her first performance, the album and its title were uploaded on her Facebook page on March 8th.
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Footage of Fiona performing live from her first tour in 5 years intensified the anticipation.
She premiered "Every Single Night", "Anything We Want", and "Valentine" at SXSW on March 15th.


"Every Single Night" was posted on her Soundcloud page on April 23rd.


The music video was directed by Joseph Cahill in Paris, France and premiered on June 10th.


Fiona appeared on Late Night on June 18th, her first TV appearance since 2006!
She was interviewed by some guy, before performing "Anything We Want" and a cover of "Let Me Roll It" with The Roots.


The album came out the next day and she was off on her 27-city second leg of the tour!

🍎 Meaning of tidal title:


"I came up with it in a total rush. After having stayed up all night on deadline, it just came to me right after the sun rose. I didn't realize people would be like, "Oh shit, another poem." It just came out to be what it was-- sorry."

"Of course you're going to say ridiculous. Because that's what you do with me, right? I put out another long title because that's what the title's supposed to be."

The Idler Wheel is wiser

"For years now, in many of my notebooks, there would always be something about an idler wheel. I like the idea of the idler wheel—it just sits in between things, but it makes such a big difference in the way that the machine is working.
The middle, medium-sized gear is an idler gear. That concept has always been something that has interested me, but I didn’t really know why. Now I feel like it connects with feeling everything because I’ve gone through a lot of attacking things in my life—like, “There’s a problem here, I have to do something about this,” or “I’m not useful unless I’m doing some kind of job.” It’s to the point where I feel like I’m not really a full human. I used to feel like, “I’m not a functional person because I don’t go on lunch dates with friends. I hear about people having dinner parties but I never do that. I’m not really human.” But if I were to imagine myself as an idler wheel inside some big mix of gears, then I would be connected to everything. It’s not like there’s just me and then nothing. This is going to make me sound kind of flaky, but I’m like “Hands Across America” with the moon right now. I feel like I am connected to even the farthest-reaching part of the universe—as is everybody."


than the Driver of the Screw

"If you think about it, the driver of the screw has one job and he is always trying to change things. But the idler wheel is there and has this great effect on what the gears do; the idler wheel knows the machine much better than just this one thing that's performing this one task."

And Whipping Cords will serve you more than Ropes will ever do

"This relates to me having a problem with the whole "do unto others" thing, and also to the "ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure" concept. I don't plan on having kids, but I somehow tend to read a lot about parenting and think a lot about parenting. For some reason it’s very interesting to me-I think because I’m just big on self-parenting. But I had read about whipping cords in a nautical book that when ropes get frayed at sea, you can repair the ends with whipping cords that are very strong. This goes right back to parenting- if I had a kid, and I had a choice between teaching somebody how to avoid trouble, or teaching them how to get out of it, I'd teach them how to get out of it. Because no matter how well prepared you are in life, you’re gonna fall down a hole, and if you can fix the frayed ends of things, then you’re better off. What’s valuable is to know how to make something out of that.”

🍎 Promo







Fiona had some great interviews this era, I recommend checking the first 4 later for further reading.
P4K|Interview|Vulture|NY Times|Spin|Elle|Bbook.

The Idler Wheel... was critically acclaimed, and debuted at number 3 (her highest debut yet), selling 72,000 copies in its first week. It received a 2013 Grammy nomination for Best Alternative Music Album (not that she cares).

"Hot Knife" was the second and final visual released in July 2013. It was directed by Paul Thomas Anderson who was also responsible for "Paper Bag", "Limp", "Fast As You Can", and "Across The Universe".


🍎 The songs


Jonathan


"Jonathan" was named after Jonathan Ames whom she was dating at the time.

"I named it that because-- and I'm saying this in the most affectionate way-- he loves attention. I felt like he deserves to have a song with his name in it. I was staying in an apartment in New York and he was just starting up his show [the HBO series Bored to Death]. I was writing this instrumental thing that I'd started after he had taken me to Coney Island, he takes all of his girlfriends to Coney Island. I was bitchy about it later on, but at the time he gave me this really wonderful day of simple joy and kindness. I was at the piano and I started writing a musical piece that reminded me of Jonathan because he is so extreme in some ways. So I was like, "Hey, I'm writing this music and the music switching between doomy and happy reminded me of you" and he was like, "Does it have my name in it?" I thought, "I'll do that for him." But then we broke up. I was like, "Am I gonna put this song on the album?" You know, this is going to sound awful, but it's also about practicality. If I ever get a boyfriend again, do I really need to be explaining for the rest of my life why they don't have a song but Jonathan does? I honestly felt like it’s just going to be the fight that breaks up my next relationship, and it’s not worth it. But then I was like, "Ah, fuck it."



Anything We Want


"I've been playing this stupid pipe thing live, but that sound was actually me at my desk with a pair of scissors, a tin full of burnt-cedar sashays, and a plastic cup. I was hitting everything with scissors and the cedar was flying all over the place. I've been in the business for so long, and my favorite thing is drums. I have a very, very big memory-- and I don't have many big memories-- of going to see the movie Tap, with Gregory Hines. During one scene, he's in jail, and there's some water dripping down, and he starts tap dancing. I just like that feeling of: "I'm in charge, I can do whatever I want."

Valentine


Fiona first played this song at Largo on Valentine's Day, 2007. She said at the time that the song was about a woman she admired and would like to be more like. In her Vulture profile, the lady is mentioned among some of Fiona's relationships: "There was a younger girl a few months ago, a beautiful dancer with whom she climbed onto her roof to watch the sky at various times of day and night."

"While you were watching someone else / I stared at you and cut myself."

"I was a little afraid of putting that line in because I didn't want to make it sound cool, because I don't cut myself. I used to be somebody that would cut themselves, and it is about wanting to feel something. But something that I do. I mean, this is totally from an actual situation of me watching someone watching someone else being really alive-not quite in the way it seems in the song-but after a while I realize that I've dug holes in my palm with my fingernails. I just tend to do things to myself that I don't realize I'm doing. Sometimes I bite my lip so that it splits and hurts, and yet I can't stop. And sometimes I'd play shows on the last run, I'd scratch my neck while I was singing, and I'd horrified to see these red streaks of blood after. I'd go back after meet-and-greets, and I would look in the mirror and be horrified because there would be, like, just streaks, like I'd gone like this. [mimes scratching her neck] There was a lot of pain going on there, so I think I was really abusing myself. I didn't realize that I was doing it, but I think it was coming from a painful place, and it was very embarrassing when I would go backstage after a meet-and-greet and realize that no one told me that I had, like, these red stripes down my neck. It was like, [in jokey voice] "I wonder why they all think I'm so sad?" [laughs]

Werewolf


I wrote that song while staying at my mother's apartment up in Harlem. Whenever there's a TV, I put on [Turner Classic Movies]-- I always have it on, while I sleep, whatever. I was recording myself doing the song for the first time, and a battle broke out in the movie that was playing. People were shooting and screaming. I liked it, but I couldn't use it from the movie, so I spent literally the next year trying to recreate that sound. I went to San Francisco for Halloween and I was hanging out in trollies recording people screaming. I would walk past a bunch of drunk people and be like: "Hey, scream!" But it would always sound wrong and stupid. But on the first morning we were planning to record, I had just gotten out of the shower and I heard all these kids screaming-- there's an elementary school across from my house in L.A. I was like, "Oh shit, that's it." I threw on whatever was right there-- which I didn't realize at the time was a pair of pants that I was going to throw away because the ass was split-- and I ran out, half-clothed, carrying my recording thing. I was standing there looking like a crazy person, watching these kids. They were jumping with balloons between their legs, trying to make them pop. In the actual song, we had to take out all the balloon pops because they sounded like gunshots. But it was so perfect.

"I realized I was trying to be friends with somebody who I used to be with but who I didn't get along with. I'm really big on that. I need to be friends with everyone that I've ever had a relationship with. A lot of my earlier songs are blaming other people and never thinking that I ever did anything wrong, because I was always trying to be completely loyal and honest and pure. It's so nice to come to a place where you can see how you absolutely enabled all these things to happen. It makes you stop being angry at people. It makes you start being more empathetic. At least now they know I'm not just completely blaming the other person. "Werewolf" was really an important song for me because it was admitting, "Yeah, all the anger that I had toward you was justified, and you are an asshole, but I was a great dance partner, and I brought a lot of that out of you."



Hot Knife


The text below is lifted from the writer who hung out and got high with her in her Vulture profile.
Its roots were probably in a Bach concert she’d seen in New York, and the Supremes song “Where Did Our Love Go?,” the place where two lines of music “crack together,” which had always given her “huge satisfaction.” Charley — whose genius as a producer, it seemed, was to fade away — had given her the mallets to softly strike the rhythm on the timpani. He’d said, “You need to say something on the piano,” so she made a waving, malevolent line in the background. And then there were the voices: hers and, later, in an incredible melodic round, her sister Maude’s. There was no looping or Auto-Tune; for hours they’d stood at the same microphone, weaving their voices in what she called “the most intimate moment of our lives together.”

I noticed an odd piece of paper. There was an insignia at the top, and it began “On January 28, 2009, Americans of all backgrounds will join together in unity and shared …”—it was part of an invitation to Barack Obama’s inauguration. On it Fiona had scrawled many words, including the name “Attenborough,” and what appeared to be notes from a nature documentary. There was writing on both sides, including, on a back corner: If I’m butter then he’s a hot knife. He makes my life a CinemaScope screen showing a dancing bird of paradise … The documentary was apparently discussing natural life, in high and low altitudes. She noted:
High: male looks alike; no need for plumes; has to gather food = only one wife
Low: more food; females raise young alone; males concentrate on—
I could not make out the last word. I asked her if she could come help. She looked for a long time. It was, she agreed, tough to figure out. Then she smiled. I could hear the word ever so slightly crackling in her dry, dry mouth. It said dancing.




"I was told so many times when I was a kid, 'I can't be friends with you, you're too intense, you're too sad all the time.' I really thought that when I made the first album that everyone would understand me, all the people who weren't my friends would become my friends. It didn't turn out that way then, but now I do feel like those people [at my shows] are my friends. And so when they say, 'I love you,' I don't care who they are. I love them back." If I have one success in my relationship history it's with the people who listen to my music. I think that they'll be there with me forever, and I'll be there with them forever. And I'm totally satisfied with that"

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Hats of Ascot '18: The Good, The Bad and The Weird (ONTD Original)

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Royal Ascot takes place this week and we've already seen some interesting toppers. Here's a look at some of the most memorable.

Meghan Markle, the new Duchess of Sussex, acquitted herself very nicely in a topper by famed milliner Philip Treacy:


We've seen two hats from the Queen, and she looked...you know what? She's 92. She looked fine:


Her name's Marina Zubkova and I haven't been able to figure out what she's famous for, but her hat's pretty fly:



The Queen's daughter-in-law, Sophie the Duchess of Wessex, went safe:


Ever since they wore those infamous hats to their cousin Prince William's wedding back in 2011 and were universally ridiculed, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie have gotten downright boring with their headwear:


Someone named Jana Lang wore a classy little mesh number:


Businesswoman and author Chelsey Baker demanded attention in this colorful chapeau:


TV personality Lizzie Cundy was one of the worst:


Publicist Nazer Bullen:


Simon Cowell's glamour-model ex Jackie St. Clair wore a hummingbird-and-birdcage showpiece that unfortunately blended into the background:


I have no idea who the rest of these people are, but their hats earned inclusion all on their own:













The rare gentleman who made an effort to match his lady's exuberance - I love the little toy pony peeking out:



source: me

ASTROLOGY POST! Ariana is getting married! Do the stars think they'll make it?

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One thing that has shocked us is the new and super quick engagement between Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson. How could this be? We didn't take them for this? Did we? Their sun signs, Cancer (A) and Scorpio (P) always tend to get swept up together in a water-sign disaster… and Ariana's moon in Libra is a total hopeless romantic; it's Pete's moon in Capricorn that is supposed to be logical and standoffish! Somehow though, this funny guy got his dangerous woman, a hot new pad, and now we'll see if the stars say they can make it down the aisle!



Since his Sun, Mercury, and Venus are all in her tenth house of public life, that contributes a lot as to why it's getting so much limelight. I could see him being a big influence on her career- between the cunning business savvy of his Scorpio planets in her 10th house of career and his moon in Capricorn aligning with her Capricorn rising; she's definitely going to be feeling his instincts even when they aren't necessarily the right choice for her. The hard part of their relationship is that because his Scorpio planets are in her 10th house of public life, it's where everyone can "see" it the best. There will be a general "open-secret" about when he's calling the shots, and it might be seen negatively, because Scorpio tends to carry a mysterious and suspicious vibe. However, if Ariana is trying to get #Greedy, this could be her her ride or die that will be a really solid partner and strategist in helping her achieve global domination.

Scorpio (PSun) and Capricorn (PMoon) can be rather controlling & opportunistic signs, especially in love. Hence the need to lock that shit down with a ring. One thing about Cancer (A) is that they do like possessive relationships. Nothing makes them feel better in life than someone who will always be there to have their back, deal with their mood swings, and help them with their hustle. Ari's moon is in Libra right on top of Jupiter, the planet of expansion, which exacerbates lunar-Libran's already natural need for partnership; her Taurean Venus wants stability, a rock, someone to depend on, who is L O Y A L as fuck; she's a relationship person through and through. The question is really on Pete and if he can meet her demands...

The simple truth is that both of them are serious relationship people; the only personal planet either of them have that I wouldn't interpret as such is Pete's Mars in Sagittarius. Overall, I predict that he's incredibly devoted (for now), they're going to be super strong for one another (for now), and the sex is probably bomb… just sayin, Mars in Sag and Scorpio everything else? Yeah, that boy's got it. #StarCertifiedSex.

Despite being a solar Cancer, I do think Ariana is an even keeled person, and that will probably seriously be a huge influence on Pete. Mars, our usual instigator, is very docile in Virgo (A) and, even though Sagittarius (P) is a fire sign, it's not an aggressive placement for Mars; unless of course you're questioning their convictions. As long as he feels like he's with someone who is always being open and honest with him, Scorpio won't really have any reason to pull out the stingers. Emotional betrayal is their real trigger and I do predict that Ari has grown out of some of the shit that creates that. To keep Ari, Pete is going to have to remain genuine, not be accusatory or hurt her feelings with "jokes" too much (Scorpio and their sense of humor, what can we say?), and keep the ego in check friend; don't stop forgetting that you're a lucky little dude.

Will they make it down the aisle?

I would actually predict yes! And I can actually see them being quite the power couple before having an explosive break-up that'll get ONTD posts to hit 1000+ comments again. I am highly skeptical that they're making it to the death-do-us-part part, but a solid five years and maybe a kid wouldn't surprise me at all. I don't see Ari wanting to have kids if her career stays hot for a while; she's a "collect my coins while I can" type and her soon-to-be-Hubs will probably get more popular; from this, and in addition to most guys like him peaking in their later years, and unless we suddenly stop living in a misogynistic land of pigs, she'll fizzle out around 30 and be down to settle and start living off those award show appearances.

I'm predicting the break-up would be about two things: 1) Money. Ari-girl's got Venus in Taurus and Sun in Cancer, which are hot placements for money management, highly aided by Mars in Virgo (practical) and a Capricorn rising. Pete's MUCH more a spendthrift; most Scorpio's love living lavish and Ari's moon in Libra will go along for a while, but when it comes to money, she's gonna come to her senses real quick and the pursestrings become an issue. 2) Emotional Intensity. We all know those relationships where you have fights just to have make-up sex and feel like you're #strongertogether because you survived drama together that you created for yourselves-- I can so easily predict them becoming this couple. And once you start down that path, it starts to spill over into every.part.of.your.life-- rumors get out, paranoia sets in, martyrism takes over, and then there will most likely be cheating.

Overall, I think this could be a really good match for her. Hopefully, Pete can stay grounded and they will both "grow up" together and deal with, what could be a super public relationship, in a well-mannered way. Water signs 100% get better with age. If they were both mid-40 divorcee's, I would say that this is everlasting love.

Alternate predictions:

It was all a joke and they're just best friends who wanted to see if they could get everyone to believe they're married.

Pete is actually a greedy POS who is totally using her, ends up completely isolating her, taking her coins, and she pops up in 3 years hocking a tell-all to pay him alimony.


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ONTD Original: 15 July Book Releases

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Get those library holds ready! Here are 15 upcoming July book releases. All books were chosen from the Top 200 Most Popular Books for July 2018 on Goodreads. I narrowed them down to contemporary, mystery/thriller, romance, sci-fi, and nonfiction. I excluded any books from a series, unless it was the first book. I also focused on books that have a current high rating (I believe every book listed is rated over 3.5). All of the authors are women.


MYSTERY/THRILLER

54LWSr.jpgBaby Teeth
by Zoje Stage
Expected publication: July 17
Meet Hanna.
She’s the sweet-but-silent angel in the adoring eyes of her Daddy. He’s the only person who understands her, and all Hanna wants is to live happily ever after with him. But Mommy stands in her way, and she’ll try any trick she can think of to get rid of her. Ideally for good.

Meet Suzette.
She loves her daughter, really, but after years of expulsions and strained home schooling, her precarious health and sanity are weakening day by day. As Hanna’s tricks become increasingly sophisticated, and Suzette's husband remains blind to the failing family dynamics, Suzette starts to fear that there’s something seriously wrong, and that maybe home isn’t the best place for their baby girl after all.

Girls' Night Out
by Liz Fenton


Expected publication: July 24
For estranged friends Ashley, Natalie, and Lauren, it’s time to heal the old wounds between them. Where better to repair those severed ties than on a girls’ getaway to the beautiful paradise of Tulum, Mexico? But even after they’re reunited, no one is being completely honest about the past or the secrets they’re hiding. When Ashley disappears on their girls’ night out, Natalie and Lauren have to try to piece together their hazy memories to figure out what could have happened to her, while also reconciling their feelings of guilt over their last moments together.

Was Ashley with the man she’d met only days before? Did she pack up and leave? Was she kidnapped? Or worse—could Natalie or Lauren have snapped under the weight of her own lies?



SCI-FI




Suicide Club
by Rachel Heng


Expected publication: July 10
Lea Kirino is a “Lifer,” which means that a roll of the genetic dice has given her the potential to live forever—if she does everything right. And Lea is an overachiever. She’s a successful trader on the New York exchange—where instead of stocks, human organs are now bought and sold—she has a beautiful apartment, and a fiancé who rivals her in genetic perfection. And with the right balance of HealthTech™, rigorous juicing, and low-impact exercise, she might never die.

But Lea’s perfect life is turned upside down when she spots her estranged father on a crowded sidewalk. His return marks the beginning of her downfall as she is drawn into his mysterious world of the Suicide Club, a network of powerful individuals and rebels who reject society’s pursuit of immortality, and instead chose to live—and die—on their own terms. In this future world, death is not only taboo; it’s also highly illegal. Soon Lea is forced to choose between a sanitized immortal existence and a short, bittersweet time with a man she has never really known, but who is the only family she has left in the world.

PHi0Gp.jpgHullmetal Girls
by Emily Skrutskie


Expected publication: July 17
Aisha Un-Haad would do anything for her family. When her brother contracts a plague, she knows her janitor's salary isn't enough to fund his treatment. So she volunteers to become a Scela, a mechanically enhanced soldier sworn to protect and serve the governing body of the Fleet, the collective of starships they call home. If Aisha can survive the harrowing modifications and earn an elite place in the Scela ranks, she may be able to save her brother.

Key Tanaka awakens in a Scela body with only hazy memories of her life before. She knows she's from the privileged end of the Fleet, but she has no recollection of why she chose to give up a life of luxury to become a hulking cyborg soldier. If she can make it through the training, she might have a shot at recovering her missing past.

In a unit of new recruits vying for top placement, Aisha's and Key's paths collide, and the two must learn to work together--a tall order for girls from opposite ends of the Fleet. But a rebellion is stirring, pitting those who yearn for independence from the Fleet against a government struggling to maintain unity.



CONTEMPORARY



ARFuIS.jpgWithout a Country
by Ayşe Kulin


Expected publication: July 1

As Hitler’s reign of terror begins to loom large over Germany, Gerhard and Elsa Schliemann—like other German Jews—must flee with their children in search of sanctuary. But life elsewhere in Europe offers few opportunities for medical professor Gerhard and his fellow scientists. Then they discover an unexpected haven in Turkey, where universities and hospitals welcome them as valuable assets.

But despite embracing their adopted land, personal and political troubles persist. Military coups bring unrest and uncertainty to the country, intermarriage challenges the cultural identity of Gerhard and Elsa’s descendants, and anti-Semitism once again threatens their future in the place they call home.

FzMkTA.jpgWhat We Were Promised
by Lucy Tan

Expected publication: July 10

After years of chasing the American dream, the Zhen family has moved back to China. Settling into a luxurious serviced apartment in Shanghai, Wei, Lina, and their daughter, Karen, join an elite community of Chinese-born, Western-educated professionals who have returned to a radically transformed city.

One morning, in the eighth tower of Lanson Suites, Lina discovers that a childhood keepsake, an ivory bracelet, has gone missing. The incident contributes to a wave of unease that has begun to settle throughout the Zhen household. Wei, a marketing strategist, bows under the guilt of not having engaged in nobler work. Meanwhile, Lina, lonely in her new life of leisure, assumes the modern moniker taitai--a housewife who does no housework at all. She spends her days haunted by the circumstances surrounding her arranged marriage to Wei and her lingering feelings for his brother, Qiang. Lina and Wei take pains to hide their anxieties, but their housekeeper, Sunny, a hardworking girl with secrets of her own, bears witness to their struggles. When Qiang reappears in Shanghai after decades on the run with a local gang, the family must finally come to terms with the past.

73ym7v.jpgAmerica for Beginners
by Leah Franqui

Expected publication: July 24

Pival Sengupta has done something she never expected: she has booked a trip with the First Class India USA Destination Vacation Tour Company. But unlike other upper-class Indians on a foreign holiday, the recently widowed Pival is not interested in sightseeing. She is traveling thousands of miles from Kolkota to New York on a cross-country journey to California, where she hopes to uncover the truth about her beloved son, Rahi. A year ago Rahi devastated his very traditional parents when he told them he was gay. Then, Pival’s husband, Ram, told her that their son had died suddenly—heartbreaking news she still refuses to accept. Now, with Ram gone, she is going to America to find Rahi, alive and whole or dead and gone, and come to terms with her own life.

lNs32I.jpgHow to Love a Jamaican
by Alexia Arthurs

Expected publication: July 24

Tenderness and cruelty, loyalty and betrayal, ambition and regret--Alexia Arthurs navigates these tensions to extraordinary effect in her debut collection about Jamaican immigrants and their families back home. Sweeping from close-knit island communities to the streets of New York City and midwestern university towns, these eleven stories form a portrait of a nation, a people, and a way of life.

xBDURm.jpgFruit of the Drunken Tree
by Ingrid Rojas Contreras
Expected publication: July 31

The Santiago family lives in a gated community in Bogotá, safe from the political upheaval terrorizing the country. Seven-year-old Chula and her older sister Cassandra enjoy carefree lives thanks to this protective bubble, but the threat of kidnappings, car bombs, and assassinations hover just outside the neighborhood walls, where the godlike drug lord Pablo Escobar continues to elude authorities and capture the attention of the nation.

When their mother hires Petrona, a live-in-maid from the city's guerrilla-occupied slum, Chula makes it her mission to understand Petrona's mysterious ways. But Petrona's unusual behavior belies more than shyness. She is a young woman crumbling under the burden of providing for her family as the rip tide of first love pulls her in the opposite direction. As both girls' families scramble to maintain stability amidst the rapidly escalating conflict, Petrona and Chula find themselves entangled in a web of secrecy that will force them both to choose between sacrifice and betrayal.

Hotb2e.jpgThe Incendiaries
by R.O. Kwon


Expected publication: July 31

Phoebe Lin and Will Kendall meet their first month at prestigious Edwards University. Phoebe is a glamorous girl who doesn’t tell anyone she blames herself for her mother’s recent death. Will is a misfit scholarship boy who transfers to Edwards from Bible college, waiting tables to get by. What he knows for sure is that he loves Phoebe.

Grieving and guilt-ridden, Phoebe is increasingly drawn into a religious group—a secretive extremist cult—founded by a charismatic former student, John Leal. He has an enigmatic past that involves North Korea and Phoebe’s Korean American family. Meanwhile, Will struggles to confront the fundamentalism he’s tried to escape, and the obsession consuming the one he loves. When the group bombs several buildings in the name of faith, killing five people, Phoebe disappears. Will devotes himself to finding her, tilting into obsession himself, seeking answers to what happened to Phoebe and if she could have been responsible for this violent act.



ROMANCE



Z8ztGv.jpgAll Your Perfects
by Colleen Hoover


Expected publication: July 17
Quinn and Graham's perfect love is threatened by their imperfect marriage. The memories, mistakes, and secrets that they have built up over the years are now tearing them apart. The one thing that could save them might also be the very thing that pushes their marriage beyond the point of repair.

AZwzGo.jpgGhosted
by Rosie Walsh




Expected publication: July 24
When Sarah meets Eddie, they connect instantly and fall in love. To Sarah, it seems as though her life has finally begun. And it's mutual: It's as though Eddie has been waiting for her, too. Sarah has never been so certain of anything. So when Eddie leaves for a long-booked vacation and promises to call from the airport, she has no cause to doubt him. But he doesn't call.

Sarah's friends tell her to forget about him, but she can't. She knows something's happened--there must be an explanation.

Minutes, days, weeks go by as Sarah becomes increasingly worried. But then she discovers she's right. There is a reason for Eddie's disappearance, and it's the one thing they didn't share with each other: the truth



NONFICTION



To the Bridge: A True Story of Motherhood and Murder
by Nancy Rommelmann
Expected publication: July 1
On May 23, 2009, Amanda Stott-Smith drove to the middle of the Sellwood Bridge in Portland, Oregon, and dropped her two children into the Willamette River. Forty minutes later, rescuers found the body of four-year-old Eldon. Miraculously, his seven-year-old sister, Trinity, was saved. As the public cried out for blood, Amanda was arrested, convicted, and sentenced to thirty-five years in prison.

Embarking on a seven-year quest for the truth, Rommelmann traced the roots of Amanda’s fury and desperation through thousands of pages of records, withheld documents, meetings with lawyers and convicts, and interviews with friends and family who felt shocked, confused, and emotionally swindled by a woman whose entire life was now defined by an unspeakable crime. At the heart of that crime: a tempestuous marriage, a family on the fast track to self-destruction, and a myriad of secrets and lies as dark and turbulent as the Willamette River.

BsMLH7.jpgThe Strange Case of Dr. Couney: How a Mysterious European Showman Saved Thousands of American Babies
by Dawn Raffel
Expected publication: July 31
What kind of doctor puts his patients on display?

As Dawn Raffel artfully recounts, Dr. Couney figured out he could use incubators and careful nursing to keep previously doomed infants alive, and at the same time make good money displaying these babies alongside sword swallowers, bearded ladies, and burlesque shows. How this turn-of-the-twentieth-century emigre became the savior to families with premature infants, known then as "weaklings"--while ignoring the scorn of the medical establishment and fighting the climate of eugenics--is one of the most astounding stories of modern medicine. And as readers will find, Dr. Couney, for all his opportunistic entrepreneurial gusto, is a surprisingly appealing character, someone who genuinely cared for the well-being of his tiny patients. But he had something to hide.

Rpi6xA.jpgJell-O Girls: A Family History
by Allie Rowbottom
Expected publication: July 24
In 1899, Allie Rowbottom's great-great-great-uncle bought the patent to Jell-O from its inventor for $450. The sale would turn out to be one of the most profitable business deals in American history, and the generations that followed enjoyed immense privilege - but they were also haunted by suicides, cancer, alcoholism, and mysterious ailments.

More than 100 years after that deal was struck, Allie's mother Mary was diagnosed with the same incurable cancer, a disease that had also claimed her own mother's life. Determined to combat what she had come to consider the "Jell-O curse" and her looming mortality, Mary began obsessively researching her family's past, determined to understand the origins of her illness and the impact on her life of Jell-O and the traditional American values the company championed. Before she died in 2015, Mary began to send Allie boxes of her research and notes, in the hope that her daughter might write what she could not. JELL-O GIRLS is the liberation of that story.

A gripping examination of the dark side of an iconic American product and a moving portrait of the women who lived in the shadow of its fractured fortune, JELL-O GIRLS is a family history, a feminist history, and a story of motherhood, love and loss.

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ONTD Original: Inconsistencies on The Office (US)

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The Office frequently appears on lists of the most binge-worthy or rewatchable shows, despite its weaker last seasons. It's a familiar presence in many of our lives, with a big cast of characters whose combination of exaggerated flaws and realistic heart make them easy to root for.

Though the show nails its tone and comedic timing episode after episode, watching back-to-back reveals some inconsistencies that become hard to overlook once you've noticed them. We have to ask:



Pam's mom: Two actresses, two personalities?
We first meet Pam's mom Helene in S02E02-Sexual Harrassment, where she's played by Shannon Cochran.



We don't get to know Cochran's Helene too well, but she does seem dramatically different than the future iteration (played by Linda Purl) who spends much of Pam's wedding day in S06E04-Niagra: Part 1 and S06E05-Niagra: Part 2 complaining about her ex-husband's new girlfriend and hooking up with the boss Pam has been complaining about for years. She goes on to date him for a while despite her daughter's protests (S06E7-The Lover and S06E09-Double Date).



The Bernards
Andrew and Ellen Bernard make their first appearance in S04E14-Goodbye, Toby, where they are supportive and warm with their firstborn son.



In future episodes, we learn a lot about them that doesn't line up with this introduction. Andy reveals in S06E17-Delivery: Part 1 that he had been given his father's name (Walter) until his younger brother Walter Jr. was born, at which point his parents changed his name to Andrew.



In S06E22-Secretary's Day, he claims that Andrew/Walter Sr. married his secretary, despite only later leaving Andy's mom after they lose their fortune (S09E06-The Boat).




Walter Sr. is a total dick to Andy in S08E04-Garden Party. It's clear from their interactions that their relationship has always been strained and that Walter Sr. does not support Andy's pursuit of a career in paper.

Plus, his parents are played by different actors:



Bonus recastings: Both Pam and Jim's infant daughter Cece and Stanley's daughter Melissa are played by noticeably different actors in different episodes or seasons.

Jim started before Pam, but Pam was there on Jim's first day
In S02E13-The Secret, Jim says that he had a crush on Pam "when she first started" at Dunder Mifflin, which implies that he was employed there at the beginning of her tenure.




A couple of seasons later (S04E03-Launch Party), Jim and Pam are talking about when they knew they liked each other and he says that it was when Pam gave him some advice on his first day, meaning she must have been there when he started.




Meredith is an accountant and then she's not
In S01E04-The Alliance, Michael reads out what Jim's written on Meredith's birthday card: "Meredith, I heard you're turning 46. But come on, you're an accountant. Just fudge the numbers."



It later becomes clear that Meredith is not part of the accounting department, but is actually in supplier relations. It's first hinted at in S02E15-Boys and Girls where she and the other women of the office are asked to identify something they know they're good at.



It's further suggested in S05E3-Business Ethics, when she admits to sleeping with a supplier for discounts.

Finally, in S07E02-Counseling, Gabe instructs Pam to get "every department head's signature" to back her claim of being hired as Office Administrator; Meredith is included in this (with the voiceover that "there are a lot of one-person departments here, so there's a lot of department heads"); plus, we already know that Angela is the head of Accounting.



Oscar discovers hardwood floors twice
In S07E24-Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager, Dwight accidentally shoots the floor, leaving a hole that reveals hardwood underneath.



He seems pretty thrilled by it, so you'd think he would remember only a couple of years later, but in S09E11-Suit Warehouse, the staff tries to move the copier into the annex and accidentally tears up a section of the carpet again and Oscar exclaims: "Wait! Hardwood! I always knew it was down here."



Fire safety training
In S02E4-The Fire, the office staff (other than Dwight and Michael) seem calm and collected when the break room starts to smoke. With Dwight and Angela's fire safety guidance, they get out of the building in a timely manner and orderly fashion.

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A few years later, in S05E14-Stress Relief: Part 1, some of the same people who knew the procedure before (including Angela) now default to panic mode when faced with a similar situation.

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One actor, two parts
Nelson Franklin plays both the graphic design firm employee Pam talks to at the job fair in S04E13-Job Fair and Nick the IT Guy at Dunder Mifflin in later episodes (S06E16-Manager and the Salesman, S06E26-Whistleblower).



Blake Garrett Rosenthal is an extra in the crowd at Hay Place in S07E09-WUPHF.com, then in S9E17-The Farm plays Dwight's nephew whom it's implied he hasn't seen in many years (not even knowing that the kid had never met his father).




SOURCE: Using The Office as background noise for years.

What mistakes or inconsistencies have you noticed in media?

Indie Film Release Guide: June 22nd [An ONTD Original]

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This is the second underwhelming week of indie movie releases in a row, which is a shame because I am really not here for Jurassic World: The Remix. Thankfully, I've still got a few indie releases from past weeks to catch up on, and I hope you do, too!

Note that some of the movies listed are in their first week or two of limited release in the USA, so it may take them a few more weeks (or months) to show up in your local arthouse theater or on VOD. Check out the posts from the past few weeks for more movies that may have just opened near you: June 15, June 8, and June 1.


Damsel



Stars: Robert Pattinson, Mia Wasikowska, David Zellner, Nathan Zellner
Written and directed by: David & Nathan Zellner
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Western
Plot: It's the Wild West, circa 1870. Samuel Alabaster, an affluent pioneer, ventures across the American frontier to marry the love of his life, Penelope. As his group traverses the west, the once-simple journey grows treacherous, blurring the lines between hero, villain and damsel.
What you should know: Pattinson & Wasikowska previously starred in Maps to the Stars together.
Opens in: LA, NYC



Izzy Gets the F*ck Across Town



Stars: Mackenzie Davis, Haley Joel Osment, Carrie Coon, Lakeith Stanfield
Written and directed by: Christian Papierniak
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Plot: A woman at rock bottom must find her way across Los Angeles in order to crash her ex-boyfriend's engagement party.
What you should know: ONTD's new girlfriend apparently carries this otherwise mediocre film.
Opens in: Select cities


The King



Director: Eugene Jarecki
Genre: Documentary
Storyline: Forty years after the death of Elvis Presley, a musical road trip across America in his 1963 Rolls Royce explores how a country boy lost his authenticity and became a king while his country lost her democracy and became an empire.
What you should know: The director was nominated for a Golden Eye award at Cannes 2017.
Opens in: NYC, LA


The Catcher Was a Spy



Stars: Paul Rudd, Paul Giamatti, Connie Nielsen, Mark Strong
Writer: Robert Rodat
Director: Ben Lewin
Genre: Biography, Drama, War
Plot: A major league baseball player, Moe Berg, lives a double life working for the Office of Strategic Services.
What you should know: Based on the book by Nicholas Dawidoff
Opens in: NYC, LA


Boundaries



Stars: Vera Farmiga, Christopher Plummer, Lewis MacDougall, Christopher Lloyd
Written and directed by: Shana Feste
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Plot: Laura and her son Henry are forced to drive her estranged, pot-dealing, carefree father Jack across country after being kicked out of a nursing home.
What you should know: It’s Rated R for drug material, language, some sexual references and nude sketches, and that seems insufficient for an R rating if you ask me.
Opens in: NYC, LA


Beach House



Stars: Willa Fitzgerald, Murray Bartlett, Orlagh Cassidy, Thomas M. Hammond
Written and directed by: Jason Saltiel
Genre: Thriller
Plot: Emma's quiet beach retreat takes an unsettling turn with the arrival of an enigmatic artist out of her mother's past. He challenges, enthralls, and frightens her, as she comes to suspect him of a terrible crime.
Opens in: NYC, LA


The Icarus Line Must Die



Stars: Joe Cardamone, Charlotte Cardamone, Pearl Charles, Ariel Pink
Writer: Joe Cardamone, Michael Grodner
Director: Michael Grodner
Genre: Drama
Plot: The Icarus Line Must Die is a dramatic narrative feature set against the backdrop of the current LA music scene. The film tracks Joe Cardamone, front man of The Icarus Line, as he navigates his way through the ups and downs of the modern music landscape.
Opens in: LA


Racing Colt



Stars: Brian Beacock, Bree Bee, Michelle Dunker, David Atkinson
Writer: Scott Damian
Director: Scott Damian, Heather R. Provost
Genre: Drama
Plot: A personal assistant struggles to get an aging "has been" movie star through a tumultuous shoot of a highly anticipated film.
Opens in: LA


Araby



Stars: Aristidis de Sousa, Murilo Caliari, Glaucia Vandeveld, Renata Cabral
Writer: João Dumans, Affonso Uchoa
Director: João Dumans, Affonso Uchoa
Genre: Drama
Plot: Andre is a young boy that lives in an industrial neighborhood in Ouro Preto, Brazil, near an old aluminum factory. One day he finds a notebook from one of the factory workers.
What you should know: It’s been nominated for and won several international film awards. Also, it’s in Portuguese.
Opens in: NYC


Also opening: Incident in a Ghostland(Trailer), Never Steady, Never Still(Trailer), Distorted (Trailer), 6 Dynamic Laws for Success (in Life, Love and Money) (Trailer)


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What are you gonna go see this weekend, ONTD? See anything recently you'd like to discuss?

ONTD ORIGINAL: The Messy Relationship History of Ariana Grande

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On the heels of Ariana Grande’s whirlwind romance and engagement with SNL star Pete Davidson just weeks after ending a 2 year relationship with rapper Mac Miller, many folks have wondered how it could be possible to fall so hard, so quickly. It turns out, jumping headfirst into new relationships is kind of Ariana Grande’s MO. After doing some digging,
OP is shocked at how messy her breakup history is...and you may be as well.

Our story will start with her first high-profile relationship, leaving out two of her ex-boyfriends that she had before she was really famous. I tried to make this list roughly chronological, but with the amount of overlap that went down, it proved to be impossible. So keep up and pay attention to the dates!
1 JAI BROOKS - OCTOBER 2012 TO AUGUST 2013

To begin, we look at Janoskian member Jai Brooks. If you have no idea what a Janoskian is, it is a group of musicians and stunt queens who harass the public for views and currently has over 2.7 million subscribers on their page.
October 2012: Ariana and Jai confirmed a relationship via Twitter by proclaiming their love for one another.
Jai saying I love you:

Ariana saying I love you too:

August 6 2013: Jai posts heartfelt 10 month anniversary Instagram message to Ariana: (1)
However, just 10 days after celebrating their 10 month anniversary, dramatic breakup tweets surface from Jai’s end, implying a split:
August 16 2013:

Ariana Grande’s mom chimes in with her own words of wisdom surrounding the breakup

Although this breakup was initially quiet, things between them would only get MESSY

2 NATHAN SYKES - AUGUST 2013 TO JANUARY 2014

Ariana Grande’s next boo, former The Wanted member Nathan Sykes, appeared in her life around her breakup with Jai, and collaborated with her on the song Almost is Never Enough.
August 4 (note-two days before her 10 month anniversary with Jai Brooks): Ariana Grande meets Nathan Sykes on set of the music video for Almost is Never Enough: (2)
August 23 2013: Merely a week after breaking up with Jai Brooks, Ariana Grande begins relationship with Nathan Sykes (3)
September 24 2013: Ariana Grande confirms relationship with Nathan Sykes


Later that day…
Jai Brooks’s brother Luke shades Ariana on Twitter

Ariana Grande responds:

Jai Brooks’s other brother Beau and Ariana Grande’s brother Frankie both get involved (4), with Frankie saying "Anybody who believes that rumor about my sister needs to pause. Open their eyes and remember how much she loved him. He CRUSHED her with a phone breakup and to see Ari that miserable broke MY heart." In response to Frankie, Jai Brooks slams him for publicly speaking about their relationship:

The mess does not stop there however. Just two weeks later, Jai Brooks reopens the floodgates regarding his split with Ari
October 7 2013: Jai Brooks accuses Ariana Grande of cheating on him, writing “Yes I was cheated on. Yes it does suck. Yes I was left for another man.”(5). Ariana Grande shuts down Jai’s accusations via Twitter.




October 14 2013: Ariana Grande admits in an interview that she started eyeing Nathan Sykes in MARCH of 2013: (6), saying: “I saw him in March on a red carpet, and we locked eyes with each other all night. I thought, he was cute as [heck]. Nothing happened obviously and then, the duet came about."
December 19 2013: Ariana Grande shocks her fans when she reveals in an interview that she and Nathan are just “good friends,” implying a breakup (7)
December 20 2013: Nathan Sykes denies that they broke up via Twitter


January 2014: Ariana Grande confirms amicable split with Nathan Sykes(8)

3 JAI BROOKS (AGAIN) - March 2014 to July 2014
Despite the fact that Jai Brooks publicly accused Ariana of cheating on him, it seems that neither of them were ready to let the relationship go, as they reconciled shortly after her split from Nathan Sykes.
March 24 2014: Ariana Grande shares a video on Instagram with Jai Brooks’s voice in the background.
April 18 2014: Ariana tweets that she’s in love

May 1 2014: Ariana Grande and Jai Brooks caught kissing after the iHeartRadio Music Awards, confirming their relationship(9)
August 4 2014: Ariana Grande reveals that she and Jai Brooks broke up due to difficulties surrounding the tragic passing of her grandfather in July (10)
But of course, it would not be an Ariana Grande breakup without a little overlap.

4 BIG SEAN - AUGUST 2014 TO APRIL 2015

April 2014: Big Sean’s then-fiance, Naya Rivera, catches Ariana Grande at Big Sean’s house while Sean was avoiding Naya (this was revealed in her book Sorry Not Sorry released in 2016)

"I walk in, go downstairs, and guess what little girl is sitting cross-legged on the couch listening to music? … It rhymes with ‘Smariana Schmande.’” (11)
August 3 2014 (note: Ariana Grande confirmed her Split with Jai Brooks on August 4): Ariana Grande was caught going to the movies with friend and frequent musical collaborator Big Sean (12)
August 11 2014: Source confirms to E! that Ariana Grande and Big Sean are dating (13)
September 15 2014: Ariana Grande reveals that she got in her first car accident on the way to Big Sean’s house
“I was driving to Big Sean’s house on those windy hills in L.A.,” Ariana told Marie Claire. “It was my first time going up those hills so I was going like 12 miles per hour.” (14)
Hmmm….. OP thinks those words sound mighty familiar…
Many people (including OP) have speculated the the Weeknd song The Hills is about having an affair with Ariana Grande. The Weeknd and Ariana Grande had previously worked together on the song Love Me Harder, released September 2014(15). Notable lyrics include: “Your man on the road he doin’ promo/You said ‘keep our business on the low-low’/I’m just tryna get you out the friend zone...Hills have eyes, the hills have eyes/Who are you to judge, who are you to judge?/Hide your lies, hide your lies” (lyrics). The MV for the song includes a car crash!
April 20 2015: Ariana Grande and Big Sean confirm split (16)

5 RICKY ALVAREZ - APRIL 2015 TO JULY 2016

This relationship is perhaps one of the messier ones, as Ariana Grande mixed work with play by dating one of her backup dancers.
April 9 2015 (note: a week and a half before Ariana Grande officially split from Big Sean): Ariana Grande records the song Moonlight

April 13 2015: Ariana Grande instagrams a picture with lyrics from her song Moonlight. This song is confirmed to be about Ricky Alvarez as Ariana Grande’s best friend Victoria Monet said: “That’s what Ricky called her one night. I think it was after their first kiss. He waited to kiss her for a long time, and she was really impressed. He’s such a gentleman, and the song is a great little bookmark of the start of their relationship.” (17)
July 7 2015: Ariana Grande gets caught licking donuts and kissing her boyfriend, unwittingly confirming the relationship to the public (18)
July 23 2016: Ariana Grande posts cryptic tweet that leads many fans to believe that her and Ricky broke up

July 26 2016: Ariana Grande’s team confirms breakup with Ricky (19)

6 MAC MILLER - JULY 2016 TO MAY 2018

Around the time of her breakup with Ricky Alvarez, Ariana Grande gets with friend and rapper Mac Miller.
July 15 2016 (note: one week before Ariana Grande’s cryptic breakup post about Ricky): Ariana Grande and Mac Miller go on Disneyland date (20)
August 21 2016: Ariana Grande and Mac Miller spotted kissing, confirming their relationship (21)
May 10 2018: Ariana Grande confirms breakup with Mac Miller



7 PETE DAVIDSON - MAY 2018 TO PRESENT

OP won’t get into the (messy) transition from Mac Miller to Pete Davidson as it was already detailed in a lovely post here.

Sources:
1,2,3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, Ari’s Twitter, Jai’s Twitter, Nathan’s Twitter, Joan’s Twitter, ari’s insta, Janoskian Youtube, (The Hills lyrics), Ariana Fan Account

ONTD, are you a serial cheater monogamist?
OP note: this is my first time using a cut in a post so please have mercy on me, mods!

ONTD Original: Underrated Romantic Comedies & Romantic Dramas that Deviate from the Norm

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Disclaimer: Due to the number of gifs in my post, anyone viewing this on a mobile device please be aware of the bandwidth usage and proceed with caution after the cut! Thanks.

-Romantic Movies are cinema's greatest comfort food. Whenever mood you're in, its bound to either be some lovely background noise that's relaxing or a hate watch for the ending/choices of its leads.
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1. The Incredible Jessica James (2017)

An aspiring playwright (Jessica James) in New York strikes up a friendship with a guy (Chris O'Dowd) while on the rebound (Lakeith Stanfield) from a break-up.





2. Something New (2006)
Kenya McQueen (Sanaa Lathan), an accountant finds love in the most unexpected place when she agrees to go on a blind date with Brian Kelly (Simon Baker), a sexy and free-spirited landscaper.




3. Watching the Detectives (2007)
A film noir buff (Cillian Murphy) has his life turned on end by a femme fatale (Lucy Liu) with a big adventure in mind.



4. Mississippi Masala (1991)
An Indian family is expelled from Uganda when Idi Amin takes power. They move to Mississippi and time passes. The Indian daughter (Sarita Choudhury/fun fact Sam Rockwell said she was the love of his life in the mid to late 90s) falls in love with a black man (Denzel Washington), and their respective families.



5. Already Tomorrow in Hong Kong (2015)
An attraction forms when a Chinese American girl (Jamie Chung) visiting Hong Kong for the first time meets an American expat (Bryan Greenberg) who shows her the way, but timing may not quite be on their side. Also a real life married couple, how cute!



6. The Wedding Banquet (1993)
To satisfy his nagging parents, a gay landlord (Winston Chao) and a female tenant (May Chin) agree to a marriage of convenience to avoid telling his parents that he's gay directed by the master Ang Lee.





7. My Sassy Girl (2001)
Based on a series of true stories posted by Ho-sik Kim on the Internet describing his relationship with his girlfriend (Ji Hyun Jun who is a Korean Icon/also starred in The Lake House which the Keanu/Sandra remade) which became a bestseller in Korea. This is the best one/not the US one!



8. The Lake House (2006)
A lonely doctor (Keanu Reeves), who once occupied an unusual lakeside house, begins exchanging love letters with its former resident (Sandra Bullock), a frustrated architect. They must try to unravel the mystery behind their extraordinary romance before it's too late. Yass, it is the OTP we deserve!



9. Chasing Amy (1997)
Holden (Ben Affleck) and Banky (Jason Lee) are comic book artists. Everything's going good for them until they meet Alyssa (Joey Lauren Adams), also a comic book artist. Holden falls for her, but his hopes are crushed when he finds out she's a lesbian. Why does Ben ew have a goatee in the film but in the poster he's clean shaven??



10. No Regret (2006)
Sumin is an orphan trying to balance work in a factory with study at an art college and an evening job. One night, a rich young businessman makes an advance on him during one of his driving. A really good debut film directed by famed Korean Gay director Leesong Hee-il.


11. Beautiful Thing (1996)
In a suburb of London, young Jamie is escaping sport hours, to avoid being the victim of his comrades. Young Ste, his neighbor, is beaten by his father, and comes to sleep overnight. They discover a kinship/admiration for one another.



12. Bend it Like Beckham (2002)
The daughter of orthodox Sikh (Parminder Nagra) rebels against her parents' traditionalism and joins a football team with Keira Knightley and Jonathan Rhys Meyers.






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2.http://gael-garcia.tumblr.com/post/163587987248
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5. http://gaerie.tumblr.com/post/135867418021
6. http://hupperts.tumblr.com/post/93540778987
7. http://rosemondepike.tumblr.com/post/146187007857/already-tomorrow-in-hong-kong-2015-dir-emily
8. http://itz-giological.tumblr.com/post/49496314948/vacation-blues-from-ang-lees-the-wedding#/49496314948
9. http://ethan.tumblr.com/post/42807365866
10. https://expressionofthedivine.tumblr.com/tagged/the-wedding-banquet
11. http://ethan.tumblr.com/post/42807365866
12. http://bethmartell.tumblr.com/post/143176084589/movies-list-my-sassy-girl-2001-dir-kwak
13. http://bagginses.tumblr.com/post/158366322323/the-lake-house-2006-dir-alejandro-agresti-in
14. http://lunatone13.tumblr.com/post/42894200090
15. https://twitter.com/igot7forthe7/status/730510056609832960
16. http://cmonladies.tumblr.com/post/171705826195/whats-his-problem-hes-in-love-thats-all
17.http://supremeleaderkylorens.tumblr.com/post/140809441362/anyone-can-cook-aloo-gobi-but-who-can-bend-a-ball
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ONTD Original: Awesome Female Characters in Sci-Fi and Fantasy Movies

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Padmé Amidala Naberrie

"I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a committee!"
- Queen Amidala, to the Galactic Senate


Padmé Naberrie was elected queen of Naboo when she was 14 and took on the name Amidala. If her rather fabulous costumes didn't make you fall in love, her refusal to submit to some smarmy alien invaders should. When the Galactic Republic turned out to be useless she saved her planet herself and brought peace between humans of Naboo and the native Gungans. Some Jedi helped but whatever.

After two terms as queen (the people wanted to amend the constitution so she could stay but she said no), Padmé was asked to become a Senator. Padmé led the opposition again militarizing the Republic and war with the Separatists, which led to several assassination attempts. She fought along side Jedi against the droid army. Ultimately Padmé and a few others helped create what would turn into the Rebel Alliance when Emperor Palpatine took over the galaxy.


Strengths: Great gowns, beautiful gowns. Aggressive negotiations. Fiercely democratic af!

Weaknesses: Pouty Jedi who lost their mom.




General Leia Organa

"Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash.
I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board."


Like her mother Padmé and adoptive father Bail Organa, Leia was a senator in the Imperial Senate. Unhappy with the oppressive rule of Emperor Palpatine, Leia worked in secret with the rebels to undermine the Empire. She helped deliver blueprints of the Death Star to the Rebels, killed crime lord Jabba the Hutt, brought down the evil Empire, and establish the New Republic that her son helped destroy but we won't talk about that.


Strengths: Scathing insults. Mary Poppins like space flight. Leadership skills. Keeping a white dress relatively clean in a trash compactor, sis how?

Weaknesses: Scoundrels. Rian Johnson's writing.




Nakia

"I've seen too many in need just to turn a blind eye. I can't be happy here knowing that there's people out there who have nothing."


Nakia is a Wakandan spy who quite frankly is wiser than the Wakandan ruler T'Challa and, like, everyone else. She saved Shuri, Ramonda, and the last of the destroyed purple flowers to give T'Challa his Black Panther powers back idkw T'Challa still gets his ass kicked after drinking this stuff it must not be very good. Nakia believed that loyalty to what's right is more important than loyalty to a title, and was insistent that Wakanda should use it's resources to make the world a better place instead of hiding them.


Strengths: Having her sh*t together.

Weaknesses: T'challa. He ain't good enough for you sis, kick him to the curb.




Éowyn, Shieldmaiden of Rohan

"No living man am I! You look upon a woman!"
- Eowyn (book quote)


Niece to King Théoden, Éowyn was told to stay home while the men rode to Gondor to fight the forces of Mordor. Instead she disguised herself as a man and joined the army with hobbit Merry Brandybuck. During the Battle of the Pelennor Fields she defended her uncle against the Witch-King who was like "no man can kill me!" and Éowyn was like "challenge accepted!" and then she shoved her sword in his face! What's the Rohirian word for badass?

Strengths: All of them.

Weaknesses: Unwashed rangers (me too, girl!). Cooking.




Leeloo, the Fifth Element

"Humans act so strange. Everything you create is used to destroy."


Leeloominaï Lekatariba Lamina-Tchaï Ekbat De Sebat is a Supreme Being sent to Earth to defeat the Great Evil every 5,000 years. She is the Fifth Element, a great fighter, likes chicken, and she saved the galaxy.

Strengths: Enhanced strength, healing, learning,

Weaknesses: Takes 5,000 year long naps.




Brunnhilde the Valkyrie

"I don't plan to stop drinking. But... I don't wanna forget. I can't turn away anymore. So if I'm gonna die, well... it might as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag."


Brunnhilde is an Asgardian who was part of an elite group of warriors called the Valkyries. She and her sister warriors fought Hela, the Goddess of Death. She was the only survivor and out of shame and guilt exiled herself to Sakaar. She had some low moments, but when the time came she stepped up and helped Thor save the people of Asgard.

Strengths: Befriending the Hulk. Fighting. Looks fab in a cape.

Weaknesses: Alcohol.


Honorable Mentions: Katniss Everdeen, Ellen Ripley, Jyn Erso, Rey of Jakku, Wonder Woman, Hermione, Professor McGonagall, Gamora and Nebula, Lieutenant Nyota Uhura, Dana Scully, Shuri, Jane Foster, Louise Banks (Arrival)


Source: Me

ONTD Boyfriend Post: Ghosts of Boyfriends Past (A look at past & present ones)

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Remember during ONTD (2008-2012) when JGL was everywhere it seems? He was rewarded with ONTD's Most Desirable of the Summer of 2010. SOURCE
"AND NUMBER ONE WITH 521 VOTES AND 5.4259529264% OF THE 9602 VOTES IN TOTAL IS...Number 1- JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT"

I mean who could forgot those iconic GQ pics with Claudia Schiffer? And how it tumbled downhill after 2012, and other ONTD BF’s too. SOURCE

   

Thanks to _xxtom for the Original List/Post: SOURCE and it made me wonder what became of the list?

ONTD Current Boyfriends For Now...



1. Adam Driver

2. John Boyega
3. Oscar Issac

4. Rami Malek
5. Chris Pine

6. Taron Egerton

7. Jake Gyllenhaal


8. Keanu Reeves



A list copied and pasted from that post/look back at their status now in separate cuts below:


Life Long Boyfriends

1. Robert Downey Jr Status: On a hiatus

2. Christian Bale Status: Barely

3. Zac Efron Status: Barely

4. Leonardo Dicaprio Status: Barely

5. Will Smith Status: Barely

6. Jake Gyllenhaal Status: ONTD BF

7. Conan O'Brien Status: Terminated

8. Ewan McGregor Status: Terminated

9. Ralph Fiennes Status: Barely

10. Liam Neeson Status: Non-existent

11. Johnny Depp Status: Terminated

12. Paul Rudd Status: On a hiatus

13. T.I. Status: Terminated

14. Ryan Gosling Status: ONTD BF

15. Daniel Day Lewis Status: Barely



Life Long Potentials

1. Joseph Gordon-Levitt Status: Terminated

2. Tom Hardy Status: On a hiatus

3. Cillian Murphy Status: ONTD BF

4. Leonardo Dicaprio Status: Terminated

5. James Franco Status: Terminated

6. Henry Cavill Status: On a hiatus

7. Chris Evans Status: ONTD BF

8. Pharrell Status: Non-existent

9. James Marsden Status: Barely

10. Kanye West Status: Terminated

11. Shia Labeouf Status: Terminated

12. Ryan Reynolds Status: Barely

13. Alexander Skarsgard Status: Barely




Floater Boyfriends (Boyfriends that disappear and come back for more)

1. Chris Pine Status: ONTD BF

2. Zachary Quinto Status: Non-existent

3. Joaquin Phoenix Status: On a hiatus

4. James Marsden Status: Barely

5. John Kraniski Status: Barely

6. Bradley Cooper Status: Denied

7. Jared Leto Status: Denied

8. Jon Hamm Status: Barely

9. James McAvoy Status: ONTD BF

10. Jeffery Dean Morgan and Javier Bardem Status: Barely

11. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert Status: Barely



Ex-Boyfriends

1. Eli Roth Status: Terminated

2. Aaron Eckhart Status: Non-existent

3. Hayden Christensen Status: Denied

4. Orlando Bloom Status: Denied

5. Daniel Craig Status: Non-existent

6. Clive Owen Status: Non-existent

7. Colin Farrell Status: ONTD BF

8. Adrien Brody Status: Terminated

9. Hugh Jackman Status: On a hiatus

10. Gerard Butler Status: Denied



Stans tried to make Happen: Failed in Process

1. Eminem Status: Non-existent

2. Rupert Grint Status: Barely

3. David Tennant Status: Barely

4. Drake Status: Barely

5. Hanson Status: Non-existent

6. Twilight Guy’s Status: Non-existent

7. Supernatural Guy’s Status: Non-existent

8. Matthew Gray Gubler Status: Non-existent



Sources: ONTD BF LISTONTD Most Desirable MenGQ PicsGQ PostSW PicMTV SkitChris/Rami PicTaron E.PicsJake G. PicKeanu 1Keanu 2Means Girls GifThat's All Gif

For Your Consideration: Michael Shannon for ONTD boyfriend

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Inspired by the very fun ONTD boyfriends post I thought I'd make a nomination post for the man, the myth, the legend: Michael Shannon.

Here are some reasons ONTD should accept him into their fickle hearts:

Bold red carpet style






INVITE THIS MAN TO THE MET ANNA FLOPTOUR

Can take a joke

Video starts at the relevant bit - probably first significant entry into the Michael Shannon GIF canon

Doesn't play the fame game


Michael's film The Shape of Water sweeped awards season, but he spent Oscar's night watching at his favourite Chicago dive and Golden Globes night doing, uh... this



Hates on Trump


Michael's film Nocturnal Animals came out in 2016 and when he was supposed to promote it his interviews had a tendency to devolve into furious tirades against Trump. The interview quoted in the tweet can be read in full here. If you didn't know where "time for the urn" originated - consider yourself educated.

This beautiful performance


Funny Or Die brought in the one person with the chops to do justice to that crazy ass sorority email with this dramatic reading.



Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

ONTD ORIGINAL: lgbt options in video-games!

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for pridemonth, here's a list of lgbt options in games with dating sim/romance elements!

note: definitely gonna miss some games; feel free to post them!


Out now:

Bioware's RPGs
Mass Effect

Multiple platforms
Mass Effect definitely had a few issues with this (e.g. one issue: a male PC could not romance a man until Mass Effect 3) but this was one of the first few mainstream/popular games to even have it as an option, so... thanks Bioware.


Original series:
For women: Liara, Samantha Traynor, Samara, and a couple other small, optional characters like Diana Allers and Kelly Chambers (which are....... lol).
For men: Steve Cortez and Kaidan (in ME3).


also btw bioware i won't forgive you for not making jack romanceable for female shepards despite her even saying she had a past relationship with a woman :(

Dragon Age series

Multiple platforms
ngl I feel like Dragon Age is Bioware's better example when it comes to romance. (don't @ me)
Anyways, DA: Origins had two straight options and two bi options, with Dragon Age II making it so all the romance options are bisexual (sebastian doesn't count ok). Dragon Age: Inquisition went back to some exclusive romance options for male and female players.

For women: Leliana, Isabela, Merrill, Sera and Josephine Montilyet.
For men: Zevran, Anders, Fenris, Dorian and Iron Bull.


Bethesda
Fallout series

PS4, Xbox One, WINDOWS (for Fallout 4)
Fallout 4 introduced a romance mechanic, but the previous game in the series (New Vegas) did originally have plans to implement one. New Vegas also had multiple openly lgbt companions and NPCs - Arcade, Veronica and Cass, however none are able to be romanced.

F4 only:
For women: Cait, Piper and Curie.
For men: Preston, MacCready, Hancock and Danse.

Elder Scrolls

WINDOWS, PS3, Xbox 360 (for the original Skyrim)
I'm not gonna list them as there's a LOT but every romanceable companion in Skyrim is bi and you can also marry them. In Elder Scrolls: Online you can marry your fellow friends' PCs, no matter their gender. wow

Life is Strange

PS4, Xbox One, PS3, Xbox 360, WINDOWS, MAC
Player character Max can pursue a romance with her best-friend Chloe, possibly resulting in a kiss in one of the endings.
EDIT: just remembered there is a fan-made visual novel where you can date the other women in LiS! i've played through a couple routes and it's really cute (esp rachel's one). check it out here.

Monster Prom

WINDOWS, MAC
A co-op dating sim where you date monsters. You can also choose your pronouns (he/she/they) in the game.

Dream Daddy

WINDOWS, MAC
Only male romances in this game. Your PC can opt to wear a binder.

Final Fantasy XIV

WINDOWS, MAC, PS4, PS3
You can marry players regardless of gender.

Coming soon:

Assassin's Creed: Odyssey

You can play as a man or a woman and there's NPCs you can date.

Cyberpunk: 2077

(this game is a long time coming tho.)

Dragon Age 4
I'm assuming here bc of Bioware's track record but there's no real info.


sources:
me: 1, 2, 3
da: 1
fallout: 1, 2
elder scrolls: 1, 2
life is strange: 1
monster prom: 1
dd: 1
ffxiv: 1
assassin's creed: 1
cp2077: 1


any other games missing from here? favourite romances in games y'all? also - what are you playing right now?

ONTD Original: Lesbian Webtoons

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musicnkisses is back with another webtoon post. This time it focuses on lesbian/wlw centric comics. Not everything on here is a webtoon, with some being manga or manhua (Chinese comics). I tried to filter out porny trash, but let me know if I didn’t.


their story.jpgTamen De Gushi/Their Story (Genre: Slice of Life, Comedy) ONGOING
This is a manhua about a schoolgirl who falls in love with a girl from a different school. It’s slice of life format so it also focuses on the day to day activities on the girls and other characters. It’s cute and really funny. A ton of people recommended this in the last webtoon post so I thought I’d start this post out with it.
Read It Here










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It Would Be Great If You Didn’t Exist (Genre: Drama, Comedy) COMPLETE
Idk why this is called this? Both ladies are happy the other exists. This webtoon is about a woman who finds out her boyfriend is cheating on her with another woman… and proceeds to date that woman. It has more depth than what the plot describes and there’s no poly; the dude is dropped fairly quickly. The art is really pretty, I love how the eyes are drawn.
Read It Here




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Always Human (Genre: Sci-fi, Fantasy) COMPLETE
This can be found on Webtoon.com. Set in the near future where people can change their appearance via modifications they can get at the hospital. A modded up girl spots another girl without mods and finds her interesting. Their relationship begins from there. I didn’t finish reading this so idk what the plot brings later but the premise isn’t nearly as creepy as it sounds.
Read It Here



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What Does The Fox Say? (Genre: Drama, Melodrama, Workplace) COMPLETE
This is about a woman who joins a mobile gaming company and falls in love with her boss who has a lot of baggage when it comes to relationships. Other coworkers include men who can’t take no for an answer and the boss’s best friend/ex-girlfriend.
Read It Here



third party.jpgThe Third Party (Genre: Comedy, Drama, Workplace, Melodrama) COMPLETE
A young woman interns at a broadcast station where her “husband” works. She falls in love with a producer there and begins to question her political marriage to the country’s most popular news anchor.
Read It Here






sweet baby.pngSweet Lovin’ Baby (Genre: Anthology) COMPLETE
This manga is a brief anthology series about four different women who come to the conclusion that they are lesbians. I liked the artstyle, it was different for a manga. The creator of Sweet Lovin’ Baby has created other lesbian centric manga, Indigo Blue and Love My Life.
Read It Here
Find the Author’s Other Works Here




my report.jpgMy Lesbian Experience With Loneliness (Genre: Autobiography) COMPLETE
This manga blew up on Pixiv in Japan, which is a site similar to Deviantart. Based on the author’s life, the manga deals with her battle with mental illness, eating disorders, and realizing she’s a lesbian. This manga is being published in the US right now so unlike the other comics on this list 'My Lesbian Experience' is availiable for purchase. Incidentally there’s a sequel that came out a couple of days ago, but you should probably buy that too.
Read It Herenote: it’s best to read this on a phone.



fluttering.jpgFluttering Feelings (Genre: Comedy, Drama) COMPLETE
A webtoon about two girls who are in the same major in college, and live in the same neighborhood. Will a relationship bloom between these girls? More than likely, oherwise it wouldn't be on the list.
Read It Here







Sources: 1,2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9

Weekly Creepy News: Celebrating #SciFiSunday, diverse webseries, tons of indie horror news & MORE!

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This week's creepy post explores what's new in paranormal pop culture, including books, webseries and films! Curated by myself and loglady

BOOKS
This week, we feature a recent Graveyard Shift Sisters interview with indigenous author Rebecca Roanhouse, whose new novel Trail of Lightning is released on June 26. You may recall that the novel was featured in the June 2018 speculative fiction books post. We also have casting news on the upcoming Lovecraft Country adaptation, and we're acknowledging the author Octavia E. Butler.




Trail of Lightning is a supernatural fantasy about a Native woman who hunts monsters, and is the first book in The Sixth World Series.

Roanhorse discusses her award-winning short story, Welcome To Your Authentic Indian Experience, which is available to read at Apex Magazine. On Welcome being translated into multiple languages and gaining recognition, she says, “My story speaks to the specificity of the Native experience, but it is an experience marginalized communities all share in various ways.”

Roanhorse talks about how important it was for the cover of Trail of Lightning to depict the Native American characters: “Writing this book and being very aware of how little representation Natives get in SFF (or any popular culture), I really pressed to have input on the cover. My agent agreed and we pushed for that in the contract.”

Her next book is Race To The Sun, which will be published by the Rick Riordan Presents imprint. Race to the Sun will be about “Navajo mythology starring a seventh grade Navajo girl, her little brother, and her best friend (who will be Native and Black) battling monsters to save the world.”

You can find Roanhorse at these upcoming cons: BookCon, The Nebulas, WorldCon and Indigenous ComicCon.

Please check out the source interview for more on Roanhorse and her novel Trail of Lightning.

CASTING NEWS!!


Lovecraft Country is currently being developed in collaboration by Jordan Peele’s Monkeypaw Productions, J.J. Abrams’ Bad Robot and Warner Bros Television, to be aired on HBO.

NEWLY ADDED: Aunjanue Ellis (Hippolyta Black), Courtney B. Vance (George Black) and Elizabeth Debicki (Christina Braithwhite)
PREVIOUS ANNOUNCED CAST: Jonathan Majors (Atticus Black), Jurnee-Smollett Bell (Letitia ‘Leti’ Dandridge), and Wunmi Mosaku (Ruby Dandridge).

SYNOPSIS: Based on the 2016 novel by Matt Ruff, Lovecraft Country focuses on 25-year-old Atticus Black. After his father goes missing, Black joins up with his friend Letitia “Leti” Dandridge (Smollett-Bell) and his Uncle George to embark on a road trip across 1950s Jim Crow America to find him. This begins a struggle to survive and overcome both the racist terrors of white America and the malevolent spirits that could be ripped from a Lovecraft paperback. The goal is an anthological horror series that reclaims genre storytelling from the African-American perspective.

REMEMBERING OCTAVIA E. BUTLER…
You may have noticed the Google doodle of Butler on June 22, in honor of the brilliant and groundbreaking sci-fi author’s birthday.


If you're into podcasts, you might want to check out ALOUD's podcast dedicated to Butler.




WEBSERIES
This week we chose to highlight three webseries of diverse voices in sci-fi and horror.


Upcoming afrofuturism web series Resistance: The Battle of Philadelphia has been officially selected for the BlackStar film festival!



Continuing the theme of diversity for this SciFi Sunday, here’s a staff pick featuring Let Them Die Like Lovers, available to watch at the source:



And let's focus on women in horror. The webseries LA QUINCEAÑERA will be shown at the upcoming Fantasia International Film Festival as a feature.




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There is a lot to share this week. First of all, HAPPY PRIDE! We have an article discussing the LGBTQ inclusivity of the horror franchise, Child’s Play. There’s also a lot of indie horror news, including not only Gags the clown (the one who went viral in 2016), but also a werewolf… If you like movie previews, we got em here this week, including Blackstar Warrior at the newly launched Brown Sugar streaming network. Find out what the Dear White People creator is up to next... If you hate the horror trope where the black character dies first, then we have a short film you may be interested in. Lastly, find out what k-pop star may be starring in an upcoming horror movie!


INDIE HORROR TRAILERS!!!
To save space, the three trailers are under a spoiler cut.

Film Threat recently shared the trailers for the upcoming slasher, Minutes to Midnight:


FilmThreat also shared the trailer for what looks like a really bad werewolf movie, Bonehill Road. Oh my god, that acting… that costume!


We were all rooting for you!America’s Next Top Model alum Analeigh Tipton has a new horror movie, Broken Star, coming out:



Next, Gags the Clown is starring in his own film. Gags was the clown back in 2016 who appeared around Green Bay.


Gags is directed by Adam Krause, and the film is premiering in a couple of days at Chicago's Cinepocalypse, the Midwest’s largest genre film festival. The article/iterview with Krause is quite long, and details the history of Gags the clown from its inception in 2015 through its viral marketing campaign, and all the work that goes into making an independent horror film.

Allkpop.com is reporting that Eunji is reviewing a horror script for the upcoming film, 0.0MHz, which is apparently based on the webtoon of the same name. According to the source, “members of a group who have various supernatural experiences such as seeing ghosts” and “they meet together at an abandoned house.”



Justin Simien, who created the hit Dear White People, will be making the upcoming horror film, Bad Hair. In the interview, he says: “[‘Bad Hair’] follows a girl from Compton who doesn’t have the right look. She doesn’t have the right hair, she doesn’t have the right face, she doesn’t have the right skin color. She wants to be a VJ in the late ’80s, early ’90s and she makes a bit of a Faustian bargain with this woman who takes over the network where she’s at and she ends up with this hair, this weave in her head, that may or may not have a mind of its own.”





Horror short Page One is making waves at festivals. Page One takes the trope “the black guy dies first” and turns it on its head - “Always cast as the first to die, a black actor becomes a hero when people around him start dying for real.” If you’re in Chicago, it will be playing next on June 28th.



Justice Smith, who you can see now in theaters in the new Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. In this short interview, Justice talks about his character in the latest Jurassic World installment, and his love for the horror genre. If he could make a horror Jurassic World, he says there would be, “A lot more blood and gruesome deaths. I love horror, but I especially love gore. That’s one of my favorite sub-genres of horror. So just gorier. No character development either, just people getting eaten by dinosaurs.” [OP NOTE: That's the kind of movie I want to see, too!]


ihorror.com celebrates the iconic horror franchise, Child's Play, by filmmaker Don Mancini.



Shortly after publishing the article, Mancini responded on twitter:


For decades, the Chucky films have included characters who are LGBTQ. Mancini, who is gay, wrote, produced and/or directed the films in the franchise. With The Bride of Chucky, the author of the article writes that the film “bring[s] a certain queer sensibility to the franchise” including “one of the first positive portrayals of a young gay man I’d seen in a horror film.” The rest of the article breaks down the Chucky films and praises them for their inclusivity, even if imperfect.

SPEAKING OF CHUCKY:




The Child’s Play movie franchise will be getting a television show soon! Don Mancini officially teased the project on Friday with this tweet:




Be sure to read all the available info about the series @ the source!!

IN DVD/BLU-RAY RELEASE NEWS...
weLJGf.jpgThe Japanese cult classic Horrors of Malformed Men is getting a Blu-Ray release!!

Cult director Teruo Ishii presents a nightmarish, hallucinogenic tale drawn from the fevered imagination of Japan’s celebrated pioneer ofero-guro (“erotic grotesque”) literature, Edogawa Rampo.

The film is set to be released on September 17/18. See more details here, b/c we can't embed.



Finally, let’s end this post with Blackstar Warrior, which debuts today on the new streaming subscription, Brown Sugar. Directed by Matt Haley and co-written by Simon Oré, Blackstar Warrior is an “original new blaxploitation-meets-Star Wars mashup starring Leonard Roberts (Drumline, Love Jones)” that’s “set in a 1970s version of the future.” “The tongue-in-cheek film follows space detective Tyson Roderick who, in his quest to discover the truth behind his origins, stumbles into-and-must defeat a cult hellbent on taking over the galaxy.”

WATCH THE TRAILER HERE!




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PRIDE Best Of: RuPaul Vlogging in the 80s

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Before Trisha Paytas was crying on her kitchen floor, Nelson Sullivan was documenting his life at 5 Ninth Avenue with a camcorder in the 1980s. These prototypical vlogs have gained a cult following for giving a rare glimpse into LGBT life in NYC during the Reagan era. They're especially significant for their early-days footage of now iconic entertainers including RuPaul, Lady Bunny, and the Club Kids.

RuPaul and the gang drive around the city on their way to a Kevin Larmee gallery show. Some kids pop in and throw around slurs and basically get ignored by everyone.


RuPaul and friends hang out at the Jane West Hotel. Notable for Trade laying around shirtless.


"I let these men touch all over me for the money. I'm trying to pay my rent, I'm trying to get a new apartment. And I let all these men touch me just because I wanted the money. Isn't that terrible? What else am I gonna do?"

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Favorite vintage footage?

ONTD Original: 8 Celebrities With Intense Facial Structures

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Are you bad at makeup because you don't need it?




Olivia Wilde
https://instagram.com/p/Bf8It-mnqns

While this list is in no particular order, it seems kind of necessary to place Olivia Wilde first up, as the introduction. That jawline could cut a tree.



Beauty stuff
—Cat eyes and a bit of blush. Never any bronzer on those cheeks 'cause, like, hello.
—Describes herself as an "eyebrow maniac" due to being a victim of the '90s/'00s eyebrow trends.
—Isn't afraid to sport a fringe bang.



Keira Knightley
https://instagram.com/p/BjuPtTFH8hM


Speaking of jawlines... Keira has a naturally chiseled chin and her face is widened by her jaw and cheekbones. And it's awesome.



Beauty stuff
—Keeps those brows combed.
—She's fond of a bold eye, especially for red carpet looks, but mostly sticks to natural looks.



Diane Guerrero
https://instagram.com/p/BfvbQ_BFceC


We're on a roll with these jawlines. Let's keep 'em coming.



Beauty stuff
—Her advocacy for immigration reform being stronger than that bone structure.



Michael Ealy
https://instagram.com/p/BT15xBJBK1I


Mommy-loving queen Michael Ealy normally blesses us with a bit of facial hair knowing we wouldn't be able to handle looking directly at what lies beneath.



Beauty stuff
—Stanning all of the women in his life.



Katie Holmes
https://instagram.com/p/BjEKnJ6npdY


Joey Potter had a qt lil bb face that Katie eventually grew out of to become the supermodel-looking version of Britney Spears.



Beauty stuff
—Health and wellness. She doesn't care for unhealthy beauty standards and views makeup as a fun activity.
—Shiny, shiny hair.



Laura Vandervoort
https://instagram.com/p/BdBYiTInVNM

Laura has, perhaps, a pair of the most intense cheekbones OP has ever seen.



Beauty stuff
—She just has to stand under a strong light, man.
—Or on a pedestal, accurately looking down on all you plebs staring up at those super cheekbones.



Cillian Murphy
https://instagram.com/p/BkX-7UBBUHN


Tom Welling who? Tyson Ritter what? Let me just leave this man right here for you, ONTD.



Beauty stuff
—Being able to have charisma with a trash can.
—Being ONTD's boyfriend since forever.



Rila Fukushima
https://instagram.com/p/BY44INsn9SN


I wanted to refrain from posting any models on this list, but Rila's bone structure is so unique that I couldn't not. Her face is an upside-down triangle with a large forehead and it's incredible.



Beauty stuff
—An intriguing fashion sense worth following.


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ONTD ORIGINAL: 5 tv-shows with 3 seasons (or less) that are still worth watching. Part 4

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So now that it’s summer and you have like nothing to do and you wanna start watching a new show you haven’t seen yet but then all the good show have like 6+ seasons but you just wanna have something to watch during the summer so here are some tv-show with 3 seasons (or less) that are still worth watching.

Enjoy and go out later because you need sunshine! 🌞

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

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The Knick



Seasons: 2
Year: 2014 - 2015
IMDB Ratings: 8,5/10
Genre: Drama

About: A look at the professional and personal lives of the staff at New York's Knickerbocker Hospital during the early part of the twentieth century. Every day they must deal with lack of funding, personal conflicts, egotism, racial tensions, personal vices, drug addiction, affairs, closed minds, dated nigh-medieval medical techniques and them and their experimental new techniques being misunderstood by most, in order to keep the hospital going and give the ill the help they need. The pressure is enormous and leaves its mark on the souls of most of them.

Generation Kill

Generation Kill



Seasons: 1
Year: 2008
IMDB Ratings: 8,6/10
Genre: Drama, War

About: Generation Kill is a seven-part miniseries that follows the struggles of Marines fighting in the Iraq War. An elite unit of highly trained Marines are comrades of the First Recon Battalion. The show captures their journey through the first 40 days of the war. The story is depicted from the view of a journalist named Evan 'Scribe' Wright, who joins them as they crossed the border from Kuwait.

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Rome



Seasons: 2
Year: 2005 - 2007
IMDB Ratings: 8,8/10
Genre: Action, Drama, History

About: In this British historical drama, the turbulent transition from Roman republic to autocratic empire, which changed world history through civil war and wars of conquest, is sketched both from the aristocratic viewpoint of Julius Caesar, his family, his adopted successor Octavian Augustus, and their political allies and adversaries, and from the politically naive viewpoint of a few ordinary Romans, notably the soldiers Lucius Vorenus and Titus Pullo and their families.

american crime

American Crime



Seasons:
Year: 2015 – 2017
IMDB Ratings: 7,8/10
Genre: Crime, Drama

About: An anthology drama focusing on all aspects of the U.S. criminal justice system deals with a home invasion in California in Season 1 that leaves a war veteran dead and his wife seriously injured. Season 2 takes place in Indianapolis and explores accusations of sexual assault involving teens at two different high schools, one public and one private. In Season 3, North Carolina farmland is the setting for an exploration of forced labor, sex trafficking and drug abuse.

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Looking



Seasons: 2
Year: 2014 - 2015
IMDB Ratings: 8,2/10
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance

About: Patrick Murray, a 29-year-old video game designer, lives in San Francisco with his friends—aspiring restaurateur Dom and artist's assistant Agustín. Patrick has a tendency to be naive and has been generally unlucky in love but things in Patrick's life change upon meeting handsome yet humble Mission barber Richie and the arrival of his new boss, the attractive but partnered Kevin. Dom pursues his goal of opening his own restaurant with the support of his roommate, Doris, and the unexpected help of the successful and older San Francisco entrepreneur Lynn. Agustín struggles domesticating with his long-term boyfriend Frank and his stalling art career, as well as his penchant for recreational substance abuse.

The three men navigate life, relationships, family, and careers in modern-day San Francisco.


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