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ONTD Original: 10 celebs with prominent noses

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Inspired by austen84's post 10 (Alleged) Celeb Nose Jobs: Who Admits It, Who Denies It and Who Won't Say (ONTD Original) I take a look at 10 Celebs who resisted surgery and embraced their schnozes.


Barbra Streisand

Streisand has been open about how she was bullied and abused both as a child and as an adult for her prominent Jewish nose (her step-father frequently told her she wasn't pretty enough). Though she was advised to get surgery she resisted. "I arrived in Hollywood without having my nose fixed, my teeth capped, or my name changed. That is very gratifying to me"

Meryl Streep

Meryl Streep's looks have kept her from at least one role: playing the girl in the 1976 remake of King Kong. She auditioned for producer Dino De Laurentiis who asked his son in Italian why he had brought in such an ugly person not knowing that Meryl spoke Italian. The role went to Jessica Lange and Meryl went on to become the most Oscar nominated person in history with 21 nominations (and counting).

Rossy de Palma

Spanish actress Rossy de Palma began her career as Pedro Almodóvar muse. She's also a fashion darling and has appeared in campaigns for L'Oréal in addition to modelling for designers Jean-Paul Gaultier and Thierry Mugler. She said she might have considered surgery if her nose had bothered her, but it never did.

Josh Charles

Charles' prominent nose has never kept him from being seen as handsome onscreen or off. According to Michael Ian Black who went to summer camp with him "Josh was the big camp heartthrob despite his nose."

Anjelica Huston

Huston was advised to get a nose job by a modelling executive but resisted because of pressure from her actor/director father John Huston: "It would just have been declassé. He would have thought it was vulgar, to go and get a little nose. Also, I would’ve looked weird. It wouldn’t have suited my face."

Charlotte Gainsbourg

French actress Charlotte Gainsbourg was born to singer/songwriter Serge Gainsbourg (who had a prominent nose himself) and actress Jane Birkin. Charlotte confessed to wanting surgery for a smaller nose and being talked out of it by her father "My father always said that having a big nose is character. I wanted to redo my nose. I hated my nose. I was so embarrassed about it. But he said it would be the worst mistake and that (French singer) Juliette Greco used to have a wonderful big nose; she did surgery and it was not her anymore. It was not the same character."

Sarah Jessica Parker

SJP had to endure a lot of criticism about her nose (including being regularly called horse faced) but she always embraced her distinctive nose. She did however remove her "trademark" chin mole in 2008 and joked that she regretted it after fan outcry.

Sofia Coppola

Coppola was born with a prominent nose (they run in the Coppola family), but it became even bumpier after she broke it as a child. She considered surgery but actress Anjelica Huston promised her that she would eventually grow into it.

Jenny Slate

Slate has said she's proud she didn't get a nose job to fit in but has also said she's not against women who get plastic surgery: "I’m not here to say what other women should be doing with their lives or their bodies – that goes against everything I believe. But it feels dangerous to deny that women look different or that women age."

Lea Michele

Lea Michele has been open about the fact that she considered a nose job during high school but her mother talked her out of it after comparing her to Barbra Streisand.



source: moi and my memory for big noses

ONTD which big nosed beauties did I forget about?

Designer Suicides: Is the Fashion Industry Itself to Blame? (ONTD Original)

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The tragic news today that famed handbag designer Kate Spade had taken her own life at age 55 may have seemed familiar to many people: Spade is the third hugely successful fashion designer to die by suicide in the last few years.

Spade’s sister said today that she suffered from depression that was exacerbated by the pressures of the fashion industry, and that her family tried to get her into treatment but she was concerned with the need to keep up the “happy-go-lucky” image of her brand.

Both the "hooligan of English fashion", Alexander McQueen, and designer (and longtime Mick Jagger companion) L’Wren Scott also took their own lives in recent years, McQueen in 2010 at age 40 and Scott in 2014 at age 49.

Three suicides among the fashion industry's most celebrated names (when fashion probably has fewer than 50 current designers who could be considered household names) is not inconsiderable. Suicide accounts for only 1.4% of deaths worldwide. So is the fashion industry itself partly to blame?

* “Fashion is evil." said designer Tom Ford two years ago. "You stay out for very long and people forget who you are. And your name loses power.” (Kate Spade had sold her eponymous company in 2006 to concentrate on raising her daughter. After ten years away from the industry, she had formed a new company, Frances Valentine, in 2016 and was attempting a comeback).

* The fashion industry is notoriously high-pressure and competitive, with designers expected to create several new collections every year to present at Fashion Weeks in front of critics and magazine editors who can make or break them with the stroke of a pen

* The industry is also known for worshipping youth. Designers are constantly chasing the hip young customer; as they reach middle age, designers may feel that they are being - or may soon be - pushed aside for youthful faces who are more in touch with the desired demographic.

* But the problem may actually be that creative types like designers are simply more vulnerable to depression. Neuroscientist Nancy C. Anderson argues in The Creative Brain that less creative types accept what they are told by people in authority and thus view situations in simple terms, while creative people see the world as more ambiguous, fluid and complicated. "Such traits can lead to feelings of depression or social alienation".

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ONTD Original - Bad Fan Art: Musician Edition

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Back in the olden days of ONTD we used to have bad fan art posts. I’m tryna bring these back. I’ll hopefully do a series of these with musicians being this week’s. Next week will be actors.
Honestly, musicnkisses was gonna do 30 of these for this set but I don’t have a strong enough mentality to sit thru all of the fetish pics I saw. You’d be surprised who had the most ick nast fan art out there (or maybe you wouldn’t, idk). Anyway plz enjoy the fruits of my labor, I did this for y’all. >:(





Ariana Grande: All new artists need to start somewhere!


Beyonce: Close enough!


BTS: This is allegedly a BTS member. Which one it is I’ll never know.



Camila Cabello: I'd be crying in the club too if this was the best my team could come up with.


Cardi B: Yo bitch wanna party with Cardi? Well Cardi’s not here but maybe Furrtier Collie will do.


Drake: asdfghjkl;’


Dua Lipa: Doughly Lipa. Alanisbitch musta made this.


Shawn Mendes: No, but if you said it was Tye Sheridan then I’d believe you


Taylor Swift: Tay’s taking the snake aesthetic too far.





Do you have any bad fan art to share ONTD?


Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

Indie Film Release Guide: June 8th [An ONTD Original]

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Hereditary doesn't have the fashion, bling, or Rihanna of Ocean’s 8, but it does have a scary dead grandma, better reviews, and Toni Collette. And both are opening wide this weekend! This is not to shade Ocean’s 8, since I personally plan on seeing that, too, but it’s always fun when an indie studio opens a movie in wide release. Info and trailers for Hereditary and the rest of this week’s releases can be found below - after a few weeks of mostly duds, it’s a good week for independent film and Ann Dowd.

Note that some of the movies listed are in their first week or two of limited release in the USA, so it may take them a few more weeks (or months) to show up in your local arthouse theater or on VOD. Check out the posts from the past few weeks for more movies that may have just opened near you: June 1, May 25, and May 18.

Hereditary



Stars: Toni Collette, Gabriel Byrne, Alex Wolff, Ann Dowd
Written and directed by: Ari Aster
Genre: Drama, Horror, Mystery
Plot: When the matriarch of the Graham family passes away, her daughter's family begins to unravel cryptic and increasingly terrifying secrets about their ancestry.
What you should know: This is only the fourth A24 film to get a wide release, and the reviews are generally fantastic.
Opens in: Wide release



Hearts Beat Loud



Stars: Nick Offerman, Kiersey Clemons, Ted Danson, Toni Collette
Writer: Brett Haley, Marc Basch
Director: Brett Haley
Genre: Drama, LGBT
Plot: A father and daughter form an unlikely songwriting duo in the summer before she leaves for college.
What you should know: Autostraddle calls it the “quirky, queer rom-com we all deserve” (!!!)
Opens in: NYC & LA


Won’t You Be My Neighbor?



Director: Morgan Neville
Genre: Documentary
Storyline: An exploration of the life, lessons, and legacy of iconic children's television host, Fred Rogers.
What you should know: Bring your tissues.
Opens in: Select cities


Hotel Artemis



Stars: Sofia Boutella, Sterling K. Brown, Jodie Foster, Jeff Goldblum
Written and directed by: Drew Pearce
Genre: Action, Crime, Sci-Fi
Plot: Set in riot-torn, near-future Los Angeles, 'Hotel Artemis' follows the Nurse, who runs a secret, members-only emergency room for criminals.
What you should know: Father John Misty makes a cameo in this not-reaaaally-indie-but-mish-mosh-of-production-companies-film, which stars everyone you can think of from Charlie Day to Zachary Quinto.
Opens in: Wide release


2036 Origin Unknown



Stars: Katee Sackhoff, Julie Cox, Steven Cree, Ray Fearon
Writer: Hasraf Dulull, Gary Hall
Director: Hasraf Dulull
Genre: Sci-Fi
Plot: A mission controller teams up with an artificial intelligence system to investigate a mysterious object below the surface of Mars that could alter Earth's future.
Opens in: NYC, LA


Nancy



Stars: Andrea Riseborough, Steve Buscemi, Ann Dowd, John Leguizamo
Written and directed by: Christina Choe
Genre: Drama, Mystery, Thriller
Plot: Nancy becomes increasingly convinced she was kidnapped as a child. When she meets a couple whose daughter went missing thirty years ago, reasonable doubts give way to willful belief.
What you should know: Reviews for this one are a mixed bag
Opens in: NYC, LA


Westwood: Punk, Icon, Activist



Director: Lorna Tucker
Genre: Documentary
Storyline: The first film to encompass the remarkable story of one of the true icons of our time, as she fights to maintain her brand's integrity, her principles - and her legacy.
What you should know: This is the director’s first film.
Opens in: NYC


Zoo



Stars: Toby Jones, Penelope Wilton, Art Parkinson, Ian McEllhiney
Written and directed by: Colin McIvor
Genre: Family, History, War
Plot: Young Tom and his misfit friends fight to save 'Buster' the baby elephant during the German air raid bombings of Belfast in 1941.
Opens in: On demand


The Workers Cup



Director: Adam Sobel
Genre: Documentary, Sports
Storyline: Inside Qatar's labor camps, African and Asian migrant workers building the facilities of the 2022 World Cup compete in a football tournament of their own.
Opens in: NYC, LA


Bernard And Huey



Stars: Jim Rash, David Koechner, Mae Whitman, Sasha Alexander
Writer: Jules Feiffer
Director: Dan Mirvish
Genre: Drama, Comedy
Plot: Two old friends reunite, which causes complications.
What you should know: Based on characters from a Village Voice comic strip dating back to 1957.
Opens in: NYC, LA, and available on demand


The Valley



Stars: Alyy Khan, Suchitra Pillai, Jake T. Austin, Agneeta Thacker
Written and directed by: Saila Kariat
Genre: Drama, Mystery
Plot: Devastated by his daughter's suicide, an immigrant entrepreneur working in high-tech seeks answers to his lingering questions.
Opens in: Select cities, and available on demand


211



Stars: Nicholas Cage, Sophie Skelton, Michael Rainey Jr., Dwayne Cameron
Written and directed by: York Alec Shackleton
Genre: Action, Drama, History
Plot: Officer Mike Chandler and a young civilian passenger find themselves unprepared and outgunned when fate puts them squarely in-the-crosshairs of a daring bank heist that is being carried out by a fearless team of highly trained and heavily armed men.
What you should know: It looks bad even by Nicolas-Cage-movie standards.
Opens in: Los Angeles


To a More Perfect Union: U.S. v Windsor



Director: Donna Zaccaro
Genre: Documentary
Storyline: The film chronicles unlikely heroes -- octogenarian Edie Windsor and her attorney, Roberta Kaplan, on their quest for justice: Edie had been forced to pay a huge estate tax bill upon the death of her spouse because the federal government denied federal benefits to same-sex couples - and Edie's spouse was a woman.
What you should know: It’s only an hour long.
Opens in: Select cities


The Quest of Alain Ducasse



Director: Gilles de Maistre
Genre: Documentary
Storyline: With 23 restaurants and 18 Michelin stars, Alain Ducasse continues to push the boundaries of his profession toward new horizons. Follow the renowned chef as he travels around the world for two years to perfect his perpetually evolving craft.
What you should know: It’s in French, because this guy is French as hell.
Opens in: NYC, and available on demand


Half the Picture



Director: Amy Adrion
Genre: Documentary
Storyline: This woman-directed documentary about the dismal number of women directors working in Hollywood uses the current EEOC investigation into discriminatory hiring practices as a framework to talk to successful women directors about their career paths, their struggles, their inspiration, and their hopes for the future.
Opens in: NYC


Also opening: Believer (Trailer), On The Seventh Day(Trailer), Guilty Men (Trailer), Middleground (Trailer)

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Have you seen anything lately? What are you planning to see this weekend?

ONTD Original: Speculative Fiction Books of June 2018

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This month, fans of speculative fiction (an umreblla term for narrative fiction with supernatural or futuristic elements, which includes science fiction, horror, fantasy, dyopstian, etc, or a blend of those genres) have quite a bit to look forward to. I've chosen nine books to highlight in the post. I excluded books in series or trilogies (for example, science fiction writer Yoon Ha Lee's Revenant Gun, the final book in his Machineries of Empire trilogy, is out this month) and I also didn't include books from my previous book posts, such as the dystopian novel The Book of M by Peng Shepherd.

Free Chocolate
Amber Royer
Publication Date: June 5
Latina culinary arts student, Bo Benitez, becomes a fugitive when she’s caught stealing a cacao pod from one of the heavily-defended plantations that keep chocolate, Earth’s sole valuable export, safe from a hungry galaxy.

Forces array against her including her alien boyfriend and a reptilian cop. But when she escapes onto an unmarked starship things go from bad to worse: it belongs to the race famed throughout the galaxy for eating stowaways! Surrounded by dangerous yet hunky aliens, Bo starts to uncover clues that the threat to Earth may be bigger than she first thought.


A People’s History of the Vampire Uprising
Raymond Villareal
Publication Date: June 5
The body of a young woman found in an Arizona border town, presumed to be an illegal immigrant, walks out of the town morgue. To the young CDC investigator called in to consult the local police, it's a bizarre medical mystery.

More bodies, dead of a mysterious disease that solidifies their blood, are brought to the morgue, and disappear. In a futile game of catch-up, the CDC, the FBI, and the US government must come to terms with what they're too late to stop: an epidemic of vampirism that will sweep first the United States, and then the world.

Impossibly strong, smart, poised, beautiful, and commanding, these vampires reject the term as derogatory, preferring the euphemistic "gloamings." They quickly rise to prominence in all aspects of modern society: sports, entertainment, and business. Soon people are begging to be 're-created,' willing to accept the risk of death if their bodies can't handle the transformation. The stakes change yet again when a charismatic and wealthy businessman, recently turned, decides to do what none of his kind has done before: run for political office.

We Are Where the Nightmares Go and Other Stories
C. Robert Cargill
Publication Date: June 12
From the critically acclaimed author of Sea of Rust and Queen of the Dark Things comes a hair-raising collection of short fiction that illuminates the strange, humorous, fantastical, and downright diabolical that tantalize and terrorize us: demons, monsters, zombie dinosaurs, and Death itself.

Hybrid Child
Mariko Ōhara

Publication Date: June 15
Artificial Intelligence is all too real in this classic of Japanese science fiction by Mariko Ohara. Jonah, a child murdered by her mother, has become the spirit of an AI-controlled house where the rogue cyborg once known as Sample B #3 takes refuge and, making a meal of the dead girl buried under the house, takes Jonah’s form. On faraway Planet Caritas, an outpost of human civilization, the female AI system that governs society has become insane. Meanwhile, the threat of the Adiaptron Empire, the machine race that #3 was built to fight, remains.

Tell the Machine Goodnight
Katie Williams
Publication Date: June 19
Pearl's job is to make people happy. Every day, she provides customers with personalized recommendations for greater contentment. She's good at her job, her office manager tells her, successful. But how does one measure an emotion?

Meanwhile, there's Pearl's teenage son, Rhett. A sensitive kid who has forged an unconventional path through adolescence, Rhett seems to find greater satisfaction in being unhappy. The very rejection of joy is his own kind of "pursuit of happiness." As his mother, Pearl wants nothing more than to help Rhett--but is it for his sake or for hers? Certainly it would make Pearl happier. Regardless, her son is one person whose emotional life does not fall under the parameters of her job--not as happiness technician, and not as mother, either.

The Thousand Year Beach
Tobi Hirotaka
Publication Date: June 19
In a posthuman virtual world sealed off from the ruins of Earth, the idyll is shattered by an arachnid invasion.

Designed in imitation of a harbor town in southern Europe, the Realm of Summer is just one of the zones within the virtual resort known as the Costa del Número. It has been more than a thousand years since human guests stopped coming to the Realm, leaving the AIs alone in their endless summer. But now all that has come to a sudden end, as an army of mysterious Spiders begin reducing the town to nothing. As night falls, the few remaining AIs prepare for their final, hopeless battle… War between the virtual and the real begins in book one of the Angel of the Ruins series.

A Big Ship at the Edge of the Universe
Alex White
Publication Date: June 26
Boots Elsworth was a famous treasure hunter in another life, but now she’s washed up. She makes her meager living faking salvage legends and selling them to the highest bidder, but this time she might have stumbled on something real–the story of the Harrow, a famous warship, capable of untold destruction.

Nilah Brio is the top driver in the Pan Galactic Racing Federation and the darling of the racing world–until she witnesses the murder of a fellow racer. Framed for the murder and on the hunt to clear her name, Nilah only has one lead: the killer also hunts a woman named Boots.

On the wrong side of the law, the two women board a smuggler’s ship that will take them on a quest for fame, for riches, and for justice.

Trail of Lightning
Rebecca Roanhorse
Publication Date: June 26
Maggie Hoskie is a Dinétah monster hunter, a supernaturally gifted killer. When a small town needs help finding a missing girl, Maggie is their last—and best—hope. But what Maggie uncovers about the monster is much larger and more terrifying than anything she could imagine.

Maggie reluctantly enlists the aid of Kai Arviso, an unconventional medicine man, and together they travel to the rez to unravel clues from ancient legends, trade favors with tricksters, and battle dark witchcraft in a patchwork world of deteriorating technology.

As Maggie discovers the truth behind the disappearances, she will have to confront her past—if she wants to survive.


Summerland
Hannu Rajaniemi

Publication Date: June 28
In 1938, death is no longer feared but exploited. Since the discovery of the afterlife, the British Empire has extended its reach into Summerland, a metropolis for the recently deceased. Yet Britain isn’t the only contender for power in this life and the next. The Soviets have spies in Summerland, and the technology to build their own god.

When SIS agent Rachel White gets a lead on one of the Soviet moles, blowing the whistle puts her hard-earned career at risk. The spy has friends in high places, and she will have to go rogue to bring him in.

But how do you catch a man who’s already dead?

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Talk books, ONTD!

ONTD Original: New songs from former Eurovision artists (May '18)

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One month ago, Eurovision 2018 started with the first semifinal. One month later. Some people are suffering with the fact that it's gonna take a while for the new edition to begin. So, instead of the usual debate of Eleni deserving to win over Netta + Melovin and AWS being utterly robbed, I decide to create a monthly "report" with new songs from contestants, so you all can know a little bit more of their careers besides eurovision.

Blanche (Belgium 2017) - Wrong Turn



Sergey Lazarev (Russia 2016) - Paparazzi



OG3NE (The Netherlands 2017) - Clouds Across the Sun



Tina Karol (Ukraine 2006) - Мужчина моей мечты



Kasia Moś (Poland 2017) feat. Norma John (Finland 2017) - Wild Eyes



Poli Genova (Bulgaria 2016) - Perfect Love



Alekseev (Belarus 2018) - Сберегу



ZOË (Austria 2016) - Heartbreaker

Full song on spotify.


Nathan Trent (Austria 2017) & J-MOX - Secrets



Il Volo (Italy 2015) & Gente de Zona - Noche Sin Día



If you listened to any other song that isn't listed above, feel free to post in the comments!


SOURCE: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11

ONTD Original: ONTD GIF Masterpost!

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Hello everyone! In a recent post hjalmartazar bemoaned her inability to find her favorite Britney Spears gif which I've seen other users have a hard time locating. It got me thinking, on other forums I've visited there's always a smiley list with the most used/common smileys ready for use. We don't have smileys here tho cuz we are ADVANCED beings who use more emotive gifs instead. So why don't we have a masterpost of the most commonly used gifs on ONTD? That way it'd be easy for users to find their favorite gif without having to download and upload them to the increasingly dying or banned photostoring sites.

My partner in crime 12dozenroses was gracious enough to start ONTD's official gif tumblr, ontdgifs! She has compiled all of the gifs you guys suggested to her on this tumblr for easy use. Since (hopefully) Tumblr won't go the way of imgur or postimg and ban us, you use the images directly from tumblr by opening the tumblr link, right clicking and copying the link address, and placing it inside <*img src=" link to image "> (and remove the asterisk).

Feel free to comment with gifs missing from the tumblr in the comments so that 12dozenroses can add them to the Tumblr page.


In conjuncture with our Tumblr page, I've given a brief origins on ten of ONTD's favorite gifs (that way I can say I actually put some work in on this collab, 12dozenroses did most of the work lol)!








Brigitte Nielsen Laughing Gif
A gif that’s been recently making waves on ONTD, this gif features 90s bombshell and Surreal Life contestant Brigitte Nielsen. The gif itself comes from an episode of Flavor of Love where Flava Flav calls on his amicable ex Brigitte to administer a lie detector test to the contestants. Brigitte is specifically reacting to Hottie (of fucking course lmao) lying about wanting Flav for his money.
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White Man Blinking Gif
This iconic gif originated from a GiantBomb (video game review site) video. Drew Scanlon, the eponymous white guy, was reacting to a fellow co-host Jeff Gerstmann saying “Farming with my hoes” during a video game walkthrough. Idk I don’t know anything about video games or walkthrus, but something boring and mundane gave us one of the best reaction gif of all time.





Supa Hot Fire Gif
The ‘Supa Hot Fire’ gif originated from the first video in a series of increasing ridiculous rap battle parodies posted to the VevoSupaHotFire Youtube channel. The scene in the gif comes right after Supa Hot Fire hands out his ex’s wrong phone number.
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Am I Supposed To Feel Sorry For That Bitch Gif
The woman in the gif, Beatrice Starnes had her purse stolen from her by Adrienne Terry. Two days later Terry was arrested and charged with grand larceny and petty thief. When NYC’s Pix11 caught up with Starnes to hear her take on Terry’s charges, she uttered the now iconic phrase.
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I Wanna See the Receipts Gif
Most of y'all know the story well. In 2002 the VOICE Whitney Houston made an appearance on news magazine 20/20 to do an interview with Diane Sawyer to promote her album ‘Just Whitney’. Sawyer asked Nippy about a magazine headline stating that she’d spent $730,000 on drugs. Whit denied the claim and said she wanted to see the receipts… from the drug dealer who allegedly sold her close to a million dollars worth of blow.
The Receipts on Youtube



Oprah Shrug Gif
The Oprah Shrug gif originated from an episode of Oprah’s Next Chapter where O interviews a family of hasidics jews about their culture and beliefs. Oprah asks the matriarch about materialism and consumerism to which she replied that she really wanted a good wig after she married and that want and desire is innate to humans regardless of beliefs. True shit, and Oprah hits her with this funny ass shrug after the mother said her trigger word  “experience”.
I don’t think y’all will appreciate how long it took me to find out where this gif was from lmao.
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Dan Typing Gif
An old fave of ONTD, this gif originated from the CW series Gossip Girl. Dan Humphrey is typing a whatever-the-fuck to whoever-the-fuck with the happiest smile on his face. What makes the gif memorable is the fact that Penn Bagley is obviously typing random words on the computer, giving it a cursory glance at the screen while smashing the keyboard.
Source: Me, can't find the video, sowwy





Bitch Me Too, The Fuck Gif
This gif originated from a Vine (RIP to the greatest social media platform to ever exist smh) that was created in response to Beyonce’s Drunk In Love lyrics “I’ve been drankin, watermelon”. Our heroine proclaims the statement in the gif. I’d reckon an Arizona watermelon iced tea tastes better than Jay-Z seed, but what do I know?
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Rihanna Winking/Hand Gif
This Good Girl Gone Bad era gif comes from one of Rihanna’s first ad campaigns. For Covergirl, Rihanna prances around while a voiceover shills the Exact Eyelights mascara.The gif has had different iterations over the years, but it received a huge resurgence during the 2016 presidential election when Hillary Clinton’s face was photoshopped on top of Rihanna’s.
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Michael Jordan laughing Gif
Some of the best gifs involve Oprah. NBA legend MJ was visiting the Oprah Winfrey show to talk about his career and clothing line. Oprah invited MJ’s friend/rival Charles Barkley out to model MJ’s clothes, which sent him into a fit of laughter (which is fair cuz Charles Barkley is a goofy nigga).
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ONTD Original: Six songs about Shopping

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I hope you got paid, we're going shopping. No? Bring your credit cards. Don't have any? Just come, we'll buy you a mall pretzel. Songs about shopping are nothing new, and man, there are several. No, I didn't forget your song  - I narrowed it down to five six that made sense to me to post on ONTD. Feel free to share your personal favorites. And yes, butter is a carb.



That's right, I'm coming straight out the gate with hot fire and Carly Rae Jepsen herself. Normally we save Jepsen for the end of these lists, but I couldn't think of anyone else worthy enough to lead this thing other than the Queen herself. Store is a song off SIDE B of E•MO•TION, released in 2016. While the song isn't necessarily about shopping, but rather an excuse Rae uses to let her boyfriend know she's breaking up with him. But instead of, you know, just saying that, she says she's just going to the store. A break up and shopping anthem! You know how we pre-party to songs on a Friday night before clubbing? Well, this is a pre-shopping bawp we play before we hit the grocery store. Go easy on me, laqueeta. I'll listen to Higher right after this, I promise.

I'm not that good at goodbyes
Sometimes it's best to just fly
Ask where we're going, oh, I
Can't talk about it, can't talk about it 'cause
I'm just goin' to the store, to the store
I'm just goin' to the store
You might not see me anymore, anymore
I'm just goin' to the store

Poetry.







Macklemore & Ryan Lewis hit it big in 2012 with Thrift Shop. I could have gone with 3 total choices here because this white straight can't let the shopping concept go, repeating himself in 2015 with Downtown and again in 2017 with Corner Store. Enough. You peaked.

Probably shoulda washed this, smells like R. Kelly's sheets
Piiisssssss
But—shit—it was ninety-nine cents! Bag it
Coppin' it, washin' it, 'bout to go and get some compliments
Passin' up on those moccasins someone else's been walkin' in
Bummy and grungy, fuck it, man
I am stuntin' and flossin' and
Savin' my money and I'm hella happy that's a bargain, bitch




Heyyy Ryannn.




Who? Bih, I don't know, he came up on the search function on my Spotify. He looks and sounds like Sam Hunt's younger brother aspiring to be both a wannabe rapper and country singer. And yes, the song is as ridiculous as it sounds. Walker Hayes sings: Uh, woohoo / Mama let my money say I love you / We takin' you and this GW / Down to the dollar store / Buy you whatever you holla for. Sam "Body Like a Back Road" Hunt would be proud, bro.

Baby, it’s your birthday I’ma be your sugar dad
Don’t even think about checkin’ one price tag
Whatch you want, flips flops?
Toothbrush, Clorox
Shasta, pop rocks
EPT, hope not!
Paper plates saying' happy Halloween
Candles smellin’ like cookies & cream
St. Patrick’s day party hat with elastic strings
Girl you look fine in green

Art.






Madalen Duke is a rather new artist from Vancouver, Canada. Shout out to our neighbors to the North bringing the talent! The singer-songwriter is currently working on her debut album to be released sometime in 2018-19.

I spend all your money at the Gucci store
I got friends I love that I don't call no more
I don't mind, I get it on my own
I don't mind, I get it on my own

Parking lot struttin'.





Oh, wow, another certified Canadian shopping anthem! I'm seeing a trend here. Robin Sparkles is a fictional teenage Canadian pop star. The existence of Robin Sparkles was first revealed in Season two of How I Met Your Mother, episode nine titled Slap Bet​​. When Robin refuses to go to an event at a mall and doesn't want to explain why, Barney begins to investigate why and finds the music video online. Robin explains she had a minor hit in Canada and had to tour several malls singing this song. "For a whole year I lived off Orange Julius' and Wetzel's Pretzels," explains Robin in this hilarious episode.

I went to the mall with a couple of friends
I had a whole week's allowance to spend
I want hoop earrings and a Benetton shirt
We came here to shop and we came here to flirt
I turned around and who should I see
Prime Minister Brian Mulroney
He said, "Young lady, I don't approve."



Anthem.




Blu Cantrell (born Tiffany Cobb) is an American R&B singer that rose to fame in 2001 with Hit 'Em Up Style (Oops!). When Cantrell finds her man cheating, the singer goes on a revenge shopping spree and spends all his money. YESSS! I couldn't think of a better day and way of getting back at an ex tbh!

While he was scheming
I was beamin' in the Beamer, just beamin'
Can't believe that I caught my man cheatin'
So I found another way to make him pay for it all
So I went
To Neiman-Marcus on a shopping spree
And on the way I grabbed Soley and Mia
And as the cash box rang I thought everything away


Get him sis. Overdraft his ass!






ONTD, favorite place to shop?

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Weekly Creepy News: Bollywood's next horror-com; Rotten Tomatoes ranks 2018's horror; and more!

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This week's creepy post explores what's new in paranormal pop culture!

Brough to you by myself and loglady!
BOOKS
This week horror author Laird Barron discusses the genres of horror, crime, and noir; and sadly, horror author Brian Keene has been involved in an accident which has resulted in 2nd and 3rd degree burns on his arms and 1st degree burns on his face.



Laird Barron, author of books such as The Croning just shared his “guide to horror, crime, and noir” at crimereads.com. Barron recently published a crime/noir novel called Blood Standard, leaving his fans wondering if he would be leaving the horror genre. In this article, he describes how the three genres “are all rooms in a sprawling mansion,” noting that while these genres have fundamental differences they “grapple with the darkness within us all.” The article is a worthwhile read, especially if you’re a fan of Barron’s work.


Following a recent accident that has left him covered in 2nd, 3rd, and 1st degree burns, the horror community has quickly come together to raise over $40,000 to help Brian Keene pay for his medical care. Keene has written over 50 horror novels and has won many awards for his writing. He also devotes time to Scares that Care, which raises money to help children fighting diseases and illnesses. Success in the horror book industry does not translate to riches, however, so the horror community has prepared a GoFundMe to help Keene pay his medical bills. For more information on his accident, updates and how to help please see his official page or visit https://www.horrortalk.com/news/brian-keen-needs-our-help.html.


PERFORMING ARTS
In previous Weekly Creepy posts we have been anticipating the arrival of the Paranormal Cirque in Palmetto, Florida. The hair-raising spectacle finally debuted and The Herald-Tribune shared its review, under the cut!


  • “Unsuspecting members of the audience are brought onto stage to be seduced or murdered.”

  • “Overall, the show overall is less outright horror than it is creepy weirdness mixed with abundant sex appeal.”

  • “It’s a must-see if you enjoy the freaky things in life.”

There are a lot of cool photos of the show at the source!



PODCASTS
This week we have microbudget and critically acclaimed filmmakers Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead discussing their films over at Hellbent for Horror.


Hellbent for Horror’s ep 072 features the filmmakers Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead.
Summary from the podcast site:Is the supernatural an aspect of nature we haven't figured out yet? Is magic a concept we use to make sense out of the infinite? What if angels, aliens, and ghosts were all the same thing?

Welcome to the cinematic universe of Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead.

Movies discussed:
Resolution (2012)
Spring (2014)
The Endless (2017)
Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (2010)
First Reformed (2017)


FILM
Indian horror-comedy film Stree starring Rajkummar Rao, Shraddha Kapoor and Pankaj Tripathi gets its teaser trailer; Kevin Smith gives an update on his Moose Jaws; there’s a new exorcism film in post-production; we give you four movies to watch after you see Hereditary; and find out what Rotten Tomatoes has called the #1 horror film of the year!

Need something to watch?


The Wrap shares Hereditary and 9 other indie horror films to watch next. We’ll give you four from their list:

  1. Green Room(“ a grizzly and intense thriller in which a young punk rock band witnesses a murder and fights off a group of Neo Nazis, led by Patrick Stewart no less”)

  2. Goodnight Mommy (“A mother undergoes reconstructive facial surgery, but her two twin boys don’t recognize the woman beneath her bandages.”)

  3. Under the Skin (“Scarlett Johansson gives the most daring performance of her career”)

  4. Only Lovers Left Alive (“Leave it to Jim Jarmusch to make the coolest vampire movie ever.”)


Tired of exorcism movies yet?


Bill Oberst Jr, who has been in many horror and cult films, tweeted that his new film, The Parish, is currently in post-production and is awaiting distribution.

Your next Bollywood horror-comedy film is coming out this August, and we have the teaser trailer for it!


The film is based on an urban legend set in a small village named Chanderi in Bhopal.
Just want to see the teaser for Stree without the article? Here ya go...



For the few of us who enjoyed Tusk... here's some updates on Kevin Smith's Moose Jaws:


Even if you're NOT a fan of Tusk, you could read the article anyway since the author clearly didn't enjoy the movie.Moose Jaws would round out Smith's True North trilogy (previous films in the trilogy were Tusk and Yoga Hosers). Smith was supposed to begin filming Moose Jaws back in 2016 but that never happened. But apparently now he has money to get it done. Author of the article asks the pertinent question: But does anyone even want to see this?

AND FINALLY...
What film is Rotten Tomatoes calling the #1 horror film of the year so far?
None other than the UFO cult sci-fi horror, The Endless! In the podcast section of this post, we shared an interview with The Endless filmmakers Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead. Here, Justin shares the news via Twitter. BTW, the film comes highly recommended by your dear OP :)

They also rank the worst horror films of the year, so if watching really bad horror movies is your thing, by all means seek out these duds and have fun!


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ONTD Original: 15 of the most meaningful and 15 of the most kickass moments in "Sense8"

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Let's celebrate the end of Sense8 by reliving some of it's best moments! Netflix might think the series is an expensive mess but that's just rational thinking and as Sense8 viewers well know, the true value of some things is immaterial and can only be felt. The series isn't subtle about getting that message across but it's very earnestness made the emphasis on love, empathy, truth, self-acceptance, hope, beauty, connectivity and solidarity that much more profound. I've put together a list of 15 of the imo most meaningful scenes of the series in chronological order, arm yourselves with tissues and prepare to ugly cry after the cut:

1. S01E05 Amanita and Nomi reflect on life's unpredictability: "Impossibility is a kiss away from reality."


2. S01E07 "What if something wonderful happens?" Capheus visits Riley on her way back to Iceland.


3. S01E09 "The real violence" scene when Nomi visits Lito at the museum (if you only watch one thing off this list, make it be this).


4. S01E09 "Death doesn't let you say good-bye." Capheus and Riley mourn for their lost loved ones.


5. S01E11 “This is what life is.” Sun shows Kala how to keep fighting.


6. S02E01 The "I hate that word" montage (which I was only able to find in Portuguese, oh well)


7. S02E01 "Is this art?" Hernando's speech against prejudice and for seeing beauty and love.


8. S02E01 Lito and his mother after he was outed. "You have nothing to apologize for."


9. S02E02 Lito and Capheus fielding interview questions in the "Who am I?" montage.


10. S02E04 "A heart as soft as a baby bird," and other words of wisdom from Min-Jung to Sun.


11. S02E06 Lito's speech at Sao Paolo pride (unfortunately cut a bit short by the background music).


12. S02E07 "I have no room in my heart for hate." The cluster visits Sun and offer her their unconditional support.


13. S02E10 Capheus' speech at the election rally: "Love is not a wall but a bridge."


14. S02E12 "I know your kind." Dani taking no shit from Whispers and illustrating why the lives of he and his small-minded ilk are ultimately meaningless.


15. S02E12 Amanita's wedding vow to Nomi: "I trust this feeling more than I have trusted anything in my life."



Besides emotional catharsis, Sense8 excels at physical action, such as the all-around amazing to watch following 15 scenes featuring singing, fighting, fucking, birthing and dressing up as tourists (NSFW obviously):

1. S01E04 The "What's Up" montage


2. S01E06 Orgy no. 1
Unfortunately the audible moaning means the shortest and tamest orgy keeps getting deleted on standard video platforms, so I'll just leave you with this gif and suggest a rewatch.
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3. S01E08 Nomi escapes from the police thanks to Will, Sun and Capheus


4. S01E10 Wolfgang steps up to help Lito rescue Dani


5. S01E10 Wolfgang and Lito kick more ass together


6. S01E10 The infamous birthing scene


7. S01E11 "Call me a bitch one more time," aka Capheus racks up a body count via Sun and Will


8. S02E01 Orgy no. 2, now including all the sensates!


9. S02E03 Fake prison guards try to hang Sun, the cluster takes them down


10. S02E03 Sun's escape from prison


11. S02E04 The cluster help Will and Riley escape at the museum


12. S02E08 Wolfgang and the cluster vs. Lila and hers


13. S02E11 "Justice, motherfucker, and we're coming for you." Collaborative relentless pursuit of Sun's brother


14. S02E12 The trojan horse scene featuring Amanita, Bug, Dani, Hernando, Detective Mun, Rajan, Diego & Felix


15. S02E12 Orgy no. 3, now including absolutely everyone as well as flashbacks and a rainbow strap-on for your especial pleasure




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I'd have included Riley's rescue mission except it's too long & not a single scene, obviously this list is personally biased and not comprehensive so feel free to add whatever I've missed!

ONTD Original: Best Kiss-Off Songs

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Have you been wronged? Need someone to just fuck off and die? Or just want to dance on the memory of an ex and how you are SO MUCH BETTER OFF now? Get your revenge on with these songs:



No Doubt: Happy Now? (1995)

The song that actually inspired my post, it came on shuffle and I remembered what a great song it was and decided to do an original dedicated to more like it! Gwen Stefani sings about triumphing over an ex, hoping they are regretful for their mistake.

Standout Lyric: The contemplator all those years / Now you must adhere / To your new career of liberation / You've been cast all by yourself / You're free at last

Lily Allen - "Not Big" (2006)


Standout Lyric: I never wanted it to end up this way, / You've only got yourself to blame, / I'm gonna tell the world your rubbish in bed now / And that your small in the game.


Gloria Gaynor - "I Will Survive" (1978)


Standout Lyric: But now I hold my head up high and you see me / Somebody new / I'm not that chained-up little person and still in love with you / And so you felt like dropping in and just expect me to be free / Well, now I'm saving all my lovin' for someone who's loving me

Beyoncé - "Irreplaceable" (2006)


Standout Lyric: You must not know about me, you must not know about me / I could have another you in a minute / Matter of fact, he'll be here in a minute, baby

Toni Braxton - "He Wasn't Man Enough" (1996)


Standout Lyric: Do you know I made him leave? / Do you know he begged to stay with me? / He wasn't man enough for me

Whitney Houston - "It's Not Right, But It's Okay" (1998)


Standout Lyric: Pack your bags up and leave / Don't you dare come running back to me

Elvis Costello - "I Hope You're Happy Now" (1986)


Standout Lyric: He’s acting innocent and proud still you know what he’s after / Like a matador with his pork sword, while we all die of laughter

Amy Winehouse - "Fuck Me Pumps" (2004)


Standout Lyric: Don't be too upset / If they call you a skank / 'cause like the news everyday you get pressed

Fleetwood Mac - "Go Your Own Way" (1977)


Standout Lyric: You can go your own way / Go your own way / You can call it / Another lonely day

Cary Simon - "You're So Vain" (1972)


Standout Lyric: You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you / You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you / Don't you? Don't you?

Janet Jackson - "Son of a Gun" (2001)


Standout Lyric: I'll never be your lover / I'm gonna make you suffer / You stupid motherfucker

Alanis Morissette - "You Oughta Know" (1995)


Standout Lyric: It was a slap in the face / How quickly I was replaced / And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?


Obviously this list is incomplete...but I tried to keep it to upbeat "fuck you" type songs! What are your favourite uptempo kiss-off songs?

Source: ONTD Original | Phoebe | No Doubt | Lily Allen | Gloria Gaynor | Beyoncé | Toni Braxton | Elvis Costello | Amy Winehouse | Fleetwood Mac | Carly Simon | Janet Jackson | Alanis Morissette


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ONTD Original: Ten Up-and-Coming Female Led Bands You Should Check Out (Right Now!)

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It's no secret that rock music is kinda dead right now... But only if you're paying attention to what's in the mainstream. The indie scene has never been more alive than now with so much creativity going on...

But hey! Why do all the male led bands get to have the fun? There are tons of great female led bands that don't get the same buzz about them simply cuz they're chicks. Seriously, how many of bands in general can you name right now that are around? Paramore, The Pretty Reckless, maybe PVRIS?

Here are ten different bands led by kickass women who deserve all the fame and success for their great music. In no particular order because do we really still need to pit women against each other?




The Regrettes
Members: Lydia Night, Genessa Gariano, Sage Chavis, and current touring drummer Drew Thomsen (their previous drummer recently left the band).

The Regrettes' music can best be described as punky with a garage rock feel, and a fun throwback to the riot grrrl genre.

Active since 2015, The Regrettes just played Coachella and the Governor's Ball in NYC, and are currently touring the east coast after just completing the UK and west coast legs of their tour. They are really beginning to blow up after recently playing on Jimmy Kimmel and Conan.

OP also saw them live in concert not even a week ago. She also got the band to sign a witch book she'd just bought so they'd be blessed. Source: my friend with a bike.

Fun fact: Lead singer Lydia Night actually used to play in Ryan Gosling's band with him when she was 10 (she's 17 now). She actually had no idea he was a famous actor until she saw him on a billboard for the movie Drive. How tf was Drive that long ago?

Other songs you should listen to:







BONES - often called BONES (UK) to differentiate from the band of the same name from the 60s
Members: Rosie Bones, Carmen Vandenberg, and Filippo Cimatti.

BONES (UK) is a pretty unique case on this list. Their electronic drum and bass give their music such a distinct progressive sound, and despite not actually having an album out yet and forming in 2017, they've been pretty successful so far.

Nylon magazine (rip) has even said they are "Trent Reznor-level cool."

Fun fact: One of their songs was featured in one of Orange is the New Black's trailers.

Other songs you should listen to:







Dream Wife
Members: Rakel Mjöll, Alice Go, and Bella Podpadec.

This Icelandic/British punk band just released their first album back in Jan 2018. Since then, they've blown the scene with breezy lyrics and vocals, and funky melodies.

Fun fact: They consider themselves more artists than musicians. Apparently, they did the fake girl band thing as an art project for a gallery but it was so popular, they went with it. White people, amiright.

Other songs you should listen to:







Pale Waves
Members: Heather Baron-Gracie, Ciara Doran, Hugo Silvani, and Charlie Wood.

Pale Waves is another British band that formed in 2014. Definitely the poppiest sounding band on this list, Pale Waves delivers music that sounds like the vibes Sky Ferreira was going for but probably got delayed again before she could release it herself. They became known for being the opening band for The 1975 in 2017.

Their debut album is set to be released this year.

Fun fact: Because of lead Heather's contrasting dark aesthetic, Pale Waves has been termed "goth pop" as its genre.

Other songs you should listen to:







Dead Sara
Members: Emily Armstrong, Siouxsie Medley, and Sean Friday.

The LA punk band Dead Sara has been around in the indie scene since 2002 but is now starting to branch out into the mainstream since they signed with Atlantic Records last year. They've performed with Courtney Love, Sonny Moore, The Used, The Doors, and Muse.

Fun fact: Their name is a reference to a Fleetwood Mac song.

Other songs you should listen to:







Cherry Glazerr
Members: Clementine Creevy, Devin O'Brien, and Tabor Allen.

This indie-grunge band started up in 2012 when lead Clementine was just 15. Since their early days, their music has quickly been picked up for promotional purposes, with Yves Saint Laurent being closely associate with Cherry Glazerr since 2013.

Their music, featuring clever lyrics, explores female anger and an unforgiving sound with heavy percussion.

Fun fact: VICE magazine produced a documentary about how Clementine Creevy is a "millennial punk feminist icon".

Other songs you should listen to:







Sick of Sarah
Members:: Abisha Uhl and Jessica Forsythe, with many former members.

Sick of Sarah's music has been described as punky girl-rock but they have a great energy. Often compared to Teagan and Sara, they've actually been around for a while but always on the outskirts of finding mainstream success. Recent activity on their social media seems to indicate there may be some new music on the way.

*They are not actually sick of any Sarahs.

Also is it me or does the lead looks like she could be the lovechild of Shane from The L Word and Joan Jett? I mean seriously.

Fun fact: Though the band has yet to make it big in terms of mainstream success, they're considered the most torrented band since a copy of one of their albums once came free by downloading BitTorrent. :X

Other songs you should listen to:







MUNA
Members: Katie Gavin, Josette Maskin, and Naomi McPherson.

A self-described "queer girl band" (all three members of the band ID as queer), MUNA's music explores themes of gender identity, sexuality, abusive relationships, and traumatic sexual experiences. They consider themselves dark-pop.

Fun fact: They were the opening act for one of Harry Styles' tours.

Other songs you should listen to:







Honeyblood
Members: Stina Tweeddale and Cat Myers.

Formed in Scotland in 2012, the self-described grunge-pop band emphasize female power and relationships with their music. Honeyblood's first album was misunderstood as being about a heterosexual breakup, something that bugged the band, so they released the song "Babes Never Die", to clear up the subject matter. Their music videos features themes such as the role of women in apocalyptic situations.

Fun fact: Their name comes from a concoction they made for fake blood during a Halloween concert, which was sprayed onto the audience.

Other songs you should listen to:







Starcrawler
Members: Arrow de Wilde, Tim Franco, Henri Cash, and Austin Smith.

This grungy-glam punk group has been making a name for themselves in the indie LA scene in the short year they've been a band. Their music has a frenetic, almost chaotic energy (Idk about you but I feel like the lead's presence almost channels Helena from Orphan Black).

Starcrawler seems primed for bigger things as they are scheduled to perform at the Voodoo Festival in October, with the likes of Mumford and Sons, Childish Gambino, and the Arctic Monkeys.

Fun fact: Shirley Manson (from the band Garbage) called them "the next big thing in rock".

Other songs you should listen to:





sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, and 30 + wikipedia.

ONTD, are there any female led bands you're into right now? Stay tuned for my next original in this series: Ten underrated women rockers who have been around a while! It was actually supposed to come out first but it's taking me so long to finish!

ONTD Original: 5 things you didn't know about Legends Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen (who turn 32 today!)

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Some of us grew up watching their straight-to-VHS movies or followed their adventures as Mary-Kate & Ashley Burke in "Two of A Kind", and later as Riley and Chloe Carlson in "So Little Time". Famous before even turning 1, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen evaded the limelight after their first cinema feature "New York Minute" bombed at the box office in 2004.

Now successful fashion designers (their brand The Row is highly respected in the fashion industry, and their contemporary line Elizabeth & James is a favorite amongst celebrities), the elusive icons remain a mystery to many people.

As Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen celebrate their 32nd birthday today, here are 5 things you (probably) didn't know about them!
1. They don't use social media



"We don't dive into that world," Ashley told Net-a-Porter's The Edit magazine in 2017, adding that they've intentionally "stayed quite sheltered". Don't expect any of them on Twitter either as summing up their thoughts in a few hundred characters gives them "so much anxiety" Ashley admitted to Vogue. To which Mary-Kate added: "We've spent our whole lives trying to not let people have that accessibility, so it would go against everything we've done in our lives to not be in the public."


2. They weren't thrilled with their childhood



In an interview to Marie-Claire in 2010, Mary-Kate confessed "I look at old photos of me, and I don't feel connected to them at all...I would never wish my upbringing on anyone". She even compared them to "little monkey performers".


3. Don't expect them in Netflix's "Fuller House"



MK&A had been contacted to appear in Netflix's "Fuller House" but turned down the role. In an interview to People magazine, executive producer Bob Boyett stated that Ashley had told him she hadn't "been in front of a camera since I was 17, and I don't feel comfortable acting". Mary-Kate (who appeared alone in "The Wackness", "Beastly", and the tv series "Weeds" and "Samantha Who") added "It would have to be me because Ash doesn't want to do it. But the timing is so bad for us." It is rumoured that the part had also been offered to their sister Elizabeth.

Whilst some people called bs on their excuses and seem to think that the Olsens refused come back because they're not in good terms with their former cast mates, "Full House" Dave Coulier sympathized with them telling People: "They're family members. But I think they have a different perspective. When we get together and we reminisce, they were babies [at the time]. So they don't share those same memories. I can't really speak for them but I would understand why they don't have the same sentiments that we all do.


4. Mary-Kate is a horseback-riding champion



MK started riding horses as a child at age 6 on the set of "To Grandmother's House We Go" and has never stopped since despite her busy schedule. She's actually a horse riding champion and has been competing in the annual Hampton Classic Horse Show since 2013. In an interview to equestrian website HITS, she declared “I came back to the sport because I missed it every day that I wasn't riding. It was the hardest thing to leave and the hardest thing to come back to”. Her horse even has custom-made The Row gear!


5. They have a secret twin code



Last February, a fashion editor caught a very special moment between Ashley & Mary-Kate as they took a bow at the end of their The Row fashion show (see it here).  In an old E! special, Mary-kate explained: “We have this little thing when we love each other where we’ll squeeze each other like three times,” she said. “Then I’ll squeeze her hand back four times. Like, ‘I love you, too.’”. How sweet!


Source: me & my 20 years of stanning these queens
Photo sources:01 / 02 / 03 / 04 / 05



ONTD- who is your favorite Olsen twin?

ONTD Original: Cole Sprouse is trash

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This past year has exposed all the shitty men in Hollywood. With Harvey Weinstein being exposed for the trash he is, all the other awful human beings are being dragged as well. This post focuses on Cole Sprouse and his shittiness. Sprouse was accused of emotional abuse by an ex girlfriend and he's also said some appalling things. Thankfully nothing ever disappears from the internet. After a nearly a year of trying to make this post, I'm finally allowed to post this.



Accusations of emotional abuse



Sprouse's ex girlfriend would frequently post on tumblr. While her account has since been deleted, she frequently reblogged posts that were about abuse and trauma suffered in relationships. She also mentioned how people excuse celebrities for abusive behavior because of their status and used Johnny Depp/Amber Heard as an example. While she never comes out and names him, it's quite obvious that their relationship wasn't the healthiest. Her account was deleted but a lot of the stuff she reblogged or questions she answered were saved by the internet.











Cole also tweeted some victim blaming shit but was quick to delete it after backlash on the internet.




*He also allegedly manipulated her into having a threesome but I have yet to see any other mentions of that.*

Compared Black Lives Matter to cannibalism....



Also said some white shit about racism





Also did some white shit by using MLK when talking about reverse racism





He compared dating a black man to bestiality.



Sprouse channeled his inner Roseanne and compared dating a black man to bestiality. People can claim he was "joking" but it's extremely inappropriate to compare black people to animals.




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Indie Film Release Guide: June 15th [An ONTD Original]

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So I'm crossing my fingers that you guys didn't get around to seeing Hearts Beat Loud or Hereditary or some of the other indies that were released last week, because this week is brutal in terms of indie releases that look remotely appealing. There's Eating Animals, The Year of Spectacular Men, and... some other stuff.

Note that some of the movies listed are in their first week or two of limited release in the USA, so it may take them a few more weeks (or months) to show up in your local arthouse theater or on VOD. Check out the posts from the past few weeks for more movies that may have just opened near you: June 8, June 1, and May 25.

Gotti



Stars: John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Stacy Keach, Pruitt Taylor Vince
Writer: Lem Dobbs, Leo Rossi
Director: Kevin Connolly
Genre: Biography, Crime, Drama
Plot: The story of crime boss John Gotti and his son.
What you should know: The director is E from Entourage.
Opens in: Select cities



Loving Pablo



Stars: Javier Bardem, Penélope Cruz, Peter Sarsgaard, Julieth Restrepo
Writer: Fernando León de Aranoa, Virginia Vallejo
Director: Fernando León de Aranoa
Genre: Biography, Crime, Drama
Plot: A journalist strikes up a romantic relationship with notorious drug lord Pablo Escobar.
What you should know: This is the fourth film that married couple Javier Bardem and Penélope Cruz have worked on together.
Opens in: Not sure, check your local listings


The Yellow Birds



Stars: Alden Ehrenreich, Jennifer Aniston, Toni Collette, Tye Sheridan
Writer: David Lowery, R.F.I. Porto
Director: Alexandre Moors
Genre: Drama, War
Plot: Two young soldiers, Bartle (21) and Murph (18) navigate the terrors of the Iraq war under the command of the older, troubled Sergeant Sterling. All the while, Bartle is tortured by a promise he made to Murph's mother before their deployment.
What you should know: Jack Huston cannot pick a good project to save his life, and this looks like no exception.
Opens in: NYC & LA, and available on demand


Gabriel and the Mountain



Stars: João Pedro Zappa, Caroline Abras
Writer: Fellipe Barbosa, Kirill Mikhanovsky
Director: Fellipe Barbosa
Genre: Drama
Plot: Before entering a prestigious American university, Gabriel Buchmann decided to travel the world for one year, his backpack full of dreams. After ten months on the road, he arrived in Kenya determined to discover the African continent. Until he reached the top of Mount Mulanje, Malawi, his last destination.
What you should know: It’s in Portuguese, English and French, so you’ll probably be reading subtitles for one part or another.
Opens in: NYC


Eating Animals



Narrator: Natalie Portman
Written and directed by: Christopher Dillon Quinn, Jonathan Safran Foer
Genre: Documentary
Storyline: The film reveals through intimate narratives what has happened to our country in the past 40 years as we have moved away from traditional farming communities to massive industrial farming complexes that produce a seemingly endless supply of so-called "cheap" meat, eggs, and dairy. What starts out as a simple question - where does our meat come from? - quickly takes us down the rabbit hole of today's industrial animal agriculture and becomes an exploration of the ultimate stakes of eating animals, the destruction of farming, and the complete unwinding of the American mythos.
What you should know: Based on the book of the same name by Jonathan Safran Foer.
Opens in: NYC, LA


The Year of Spectacular Men



Stars: Zoey Deutch, Avan Jogia, Nicholas Braun, Madelyn Deutch
Writer: Madelyn Deutch
Director: Lea Thompson
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Plot: Story of Izzy Klein, a young woman fresh out of college as she strikes up and ruins relationships with several men, and struggles to navigate the failures of post-college adulthood, leaning on her mother and older sister for support.
What you should know: Lea Thompson is the mother of Zoey (actress) and Madelyn (actress/writer) Deutch.
Opens in: NYC, LA


A Skin So Soft



Stars: Jean-François Bouchard, Cédric Doyon, Benoit Lapierre, Maxim Lemire
Director: Denis Côté
Genre: Documentary
Storyline: Jean-François, Ronald, Alexis, Cédric, Benoit and Maxim are gladiators of modern times. From the strongman to the top-class bodybuilder, to the veteran who has become a trainer, they all share the same definition and obsession with overcoming their limitations. They are waiting for the next competition, working hard in the gym and following extreme diets.
Opens in: LA


Affairs of State



Stars: Thora Birch, Mimi Rogers, Adrien Grenier, David James Elliott
Writer: Tom Cudworth
Director: Eric Bross
Genre: Drama
Plot: In his quest for power, D.C. aide Michael Lawson will do anything to take part in Senator Baines's White House campaign, including blackmailing Baines's shady advisor and sleeping with the candidate's wife. But when he gets involved with the senator's daughter, Lawson learns his dangerous game could have a deadly payoff.
What you should know: Their tagline is “Politics is the second oldest profession”. Both this and the trailer are kind of hilarious.
Opens in: NYC, LA

Also opening this week: Counterfeiters(Trailer), Intersection(Trailer), China Salesman(Trailer), Billy Boy (Juvenile)(Trailer), Five Seasons: The Garden of Piet Oudolf(Trailer),Race 3(Trailer), Straight Into a Storm(Trailer)



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What are you planning to see this weekend, ONTD? See anything lately?

ONTD Original: Songs You Love Because of 90's Movies

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Some of these songs were already a hit on their own, but I tend to associate them with the following movies they were featured in. To limit the many options of iconic songs used throughout the 90's, this list of 10 items were songs made by bands. The movies also happen to come from the mid to late 90's.

This post was inspired by the good sis tres_francais with the Olsen twins' birthday post, where I was remembering how much I loved Passport to Paris!


10. Sixpence None the Richer - "Kiss Me"
🎥 She's All That (1999)

I just remembered how Freddie Prinze Jr. was THE teen heartthrob of the 90's *ugh yas godt*. "Kiss Me" appeared when miss Rachael Leigh Cook stepped out after her makeover for her big reveal, and is the movie's main song.




9. The La's - "There She Goes"
🎥 The Parent Trap (1998)

This song was featured when Hallie finally landed in London. The Parent Trap soundtrack featured a lot of covers, and coincidentally Sixpence None the Richer made a cover of "There She Goes" the year after.



8. The Verve - "Bittersweet Symphony"
🎥 Cruel Intentions (1999)

"Bittersweet Symphony" was used at the end credits of Cruel Intentions. The Verve split up during the height of their success when this song was breaking.



7. Stretch Princess - "Sugar"
🎥 Passport to Paris (1999)

The song that inspired this list, and was used during the montage of Mary Kate and Ashley with the French model trying on clothes at different stores.



6. Garbage - "#1 Crush"
🎥 Romeo + Juliet (1996)

This movie adaption was bizarre, but maybe it was tooaheadofitstimeforsomepeople.gif. This was my introduction to Garbage.



5. Wang Chung - "Dance Hall Days"
🎥 Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997)

An epic soundtrack and a lot of stand outs used for the movie. I chose "Dance Hall Days" cause Romy was gettin ha life and whippin that pony.






4. Mono - "Life In Mono"
🎥 Great Expectations (1998)

OP has not seen this movie adaption of Great Expectations. Don't know much about this band but this is a beautiful song and the band's most well known song.



3. General Public - "Tenderness"
🎥 Clueless (1995)

The Clueless soundtrack was pretty epic too. "We're Alright" by Supergrass could be considered the main song of the movie, but "Tenderness" gave us a schmaltzy happy ending and a wedding scene.



2. Rusted Root - "Send Me On My Way"
🎥 Matilda (1996)

Miss Matilda was giving the girls a good #read and serving (pancakes) for the gawds with this song used during the pancake making montage while she was home alone, as well as the ending when she was moving in with Miss Honey. Nostalgia overload!






1. Texas - "Put Your Arms Around Me"
🎥 Ever After (1998)

This song was featured at the very end and clashed with the 16th century feel of the movie. An ethereal bop.



HOOOOO HoooooOOOOOOOO
so put your AAAARMS around meeeEEEEe
You LET me believe that you are someone else

HOOO Hoooo HOO
Cause only tiiIIIime can take youuuuu
So let me believe
That I am somewhere eeeeeeeeeeeelse






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ONTD Original: The Best and Worst DC Comic to tv/movie changes

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When it comes to adapting comic book characters it can sometimes be a slippery slope. Comic fans expect to see the most popular version of their faves adapted closesly to their comic counterpart. However showrunners/Directors often want to put their own spin on a character which can either be really good or REALLY bad. They will often sight "we have our own continuity""there are many versions of the character to choose from". If an adaption is good then most fans are able to come to terms with the change but if an adaption is bad, they will let you know.

Here are what I consider some of the best and worst DC Comics adaptions for tv/film.

Best: DCAU Justice League: Hawkgirl aka Shayera Hol
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When the Justice League animated series debuted there were A LOT of changes from what fans knew of the line up in the comics. Hawkgirl being a founder member was one of them. Hawkgirl is probably the best case of the "many versions of the character", she has had her origins changed left and right. While Shayera Hol in the comics was a Thanagarian police force much the same to the DCEU version, she was constantly attached to Hawkman. The DCAU adaption of the character made Hawkgirl the primary Hawk, her connection to Hawkman briefly touched upon but for the most part she was her own woman. The DCAU sent shockwives in the League when it was revealed that Shayera had come to Earth as a spy for her people. She ended up choosing Earth and started up a relationship with John Stewart, the resident Green Lantern shying away from the common couple canon of Hawkman/Hawkgirl.


Worst: Legends of Tomorrow: Hawkgirl/Hawkman
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When Legends of Tomorrow was gearing up for a spin off, the Arrowverse put A LOT of effort into establishing the characters that would join the show. Hawkgirl aka Kendra Saunders appeared on The Flash to help gear up LoT but the character had one tiny problem: She didn't know she was secretly Hawkgirl! The character spent majority of her time on LoT trying to gain control of her newfound powers while also being stuck in a love triangle with Hawkman and The Atom. Hawkman himself didn't have much personality and was killed halfway through the first season only to come back and go on new adventures with Hawkgirl...off screen. The two characters were considered a failure and havent been seen since.

Best: Young Justice relationship Wally West/Artemis Crock
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Here's the thing about changing up iconic relationships in the comics...if you are going to change it up it better be damn good and Young Justice made Wally and Artemis into a damn good couple. The other good thing? It didnt come at a cost to Wallys comic book love Linda Park since the show chose to leave the character out all together so you couldn't form a connection with her and Wally/Artemis just had that strong of a relationship. They were complete opposites, they propped each other up, and their relationship didn't hinder either character.

Worst: BoP/Smallville/Arrow Dinah Laurel Lance
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They usually say 3rd time is a charm but for some reason that just didn't apply to DLL who is better known as Black Canary. While each version had something endearing about them, they were either so drastically different! BoP Dinah turned into Dinah Redmon, a meta human who had telekinesis and telepathy....while they kept the characters comic origin of her mother being the original Black Canary, her name was now Carolyn Lance and Dinah never even intended to don the Black Canary mantle.

Smallvilles version of Dinah was fairly accurate but she had barely had any connection to Oliver Queen and worse..she was just under utilized and played 2nd fiddle to almost everyone.

Arrow....well..while I love KC in the role, Arrow just decided to screw the character over in every way imaginable. She and Oliver are childhood friends/lovers but he cheats on her with her sister oh and she goes by her middle name, Laurel. She becomes a lawyer to mirror Rachel from Batman Begins, the writers end up ditching the Oliver/Laurel romance and thus just start to not to care for the character. It takes her nearly 40 episodes for her to find out that Oliver is the Arrow and is allowed to join his team. Her sister starts out as the original (Black) Canary who dies and thus Laurel takes up the mantle in her honor, Laurel suits up in the 3rd season only to be killed off in the 4th season and replaced by Dinah Drake...who in the comics is the characters mother even though Laurels mother was named Dinah...mess. She was stripped of all of her fighting skills from the comics, rich history, wasnt a meta human, and made baby vigilante to the team, suiting up after Roy Harper.

Best: Smallvilles Lex Luthor
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When Smallville debuted and it was not about SuperMAN but more of SuperBOY, the origins of Clark Kent, adding Lex Luthor to that was a bold move. While the two have had brief interactions as kids in various Superman origins, none of them delved into the evolution of Lex Luthors descent to the dark side, all the while being one of Clarks best friends. Smallville made you care about Lex Luthor as a human being and is probably one of the best adaptions of the character.

Worst: DCEU Lex Luthor
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While Smallville made Lex into one of their best and most compelling characters...Zack Snyders version of the character for the modern big screen was less so in just about every single way. In Batman v Superman, Lex Luthor is a young billionaire scientist who is very cooky and complete opposite to Superman. Nothing about the character was intimidating or fairly interesting. Clarks first interaction with the character and Lex already knows Clark is Superman, how to defeat him, it was just a mess.

Best: DCAU Mr.Freeze
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I'll just let the wiki speak for itself "Prior to Batman: The Animated Series, Mr. Freeze had been a rather poorly received, clownish villain from the old live action Batman television series and the DC Comics of the 1960s. This continued on into an earlier animated series produced by Filmation, in which Mr. Freeze was an extraterrestrial villain who would use "freeze" puns, such as demanding ransom or he would freeze Gotham. Paul Dini and Bruce Timm re-imagined the entire history and motivation of Mr. Freeze to produce a villain that could be taken as both a believable character and a deadly, serious threat. The creative team invented the character of the terminally ill Nora Fries to flesh out the backstory of a fully-realized tragic villain. It was the first complete overhaul of a pre-existing character in the DCAU, and to this day it was arguably the most successful."

Worst: Supergirl Jimmy/James Olsen
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Here is an example of yet another drastic change of a very well known comic character. When Supergirl launched they took Supermans best friend and turned him into Supergirls best friend. The character no longer went by Jimmy because he was all grown up and moved to National City to become his own man, instead of working at the Daily Planet as Lois Lanes photographer, he now works at CatCo as a writer/editor in charge/owner or whatever. Nothing about James Olsen reminds you of Jimmy Olsen, they might as well be two completely different characters not related to one another outside of their names. Superman has guest starred on Supergirl but he and James are given barely any screen time together. James was originally intended to be Supergirls big love interest but that was dropped after the first season and in a deja-vu moment from Arrow, the writers no longer knew what to do with the character. Right now he is a part time vigilante known as Guardian and usually appears for 5 mins an episode. Supergirl spends less and less time at CatCo and thus finding ways to insert James into the plot is hard.

Best: Young Justice Aqualad
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When Young Justice premiered, many of the sidekicks were the classic versions from the comics but when it came to Aquaman, they gave him a completely new and original sidekick to take over the Aqualad mantle. In the comics, Garth aka Tempest was the classic Aqualad, sidekick to Aquaman but Young Justice changed that and instead made Garth into one of Aquamans friends who studies magic in Atlantis. The new Aqualad aka Kaldur chose to study under Aquaman. YJ gave Kaldur a great backstory with him being the son of Black Manta, Aquamans greatest nemsis. Kaldur also has lead the team and gone deep under cover, pretending to turn evil making him far more interesting then Garth.

Worst: Batman & Robin Batgirl/Barbara Wilson
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While there have been multiple Batgirls, the original has always been Barbara Gordon, daughter to Batmans ally Jim Gordon. When Batman & Robin came to the big screen, they decided to change Barbara Gordon to Barbra Wilson...niece to Alfred Pennyworth. While Barbara Gordon became Batgirl of her own accord, in the movie Alfred planned Barbara to suit up, leaving her an encrypted disk, which contained all of Batman's secrets. The film was just a wreck and really goofy so the changes just didn't help the characters change from her iconic version.

Best: The Flash Wally West & Iris West
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The Flash came under fire for making Iris West into a black woman instead of a white woman but the team didn't stop there, with changing Iris' ethnicity many wondered what it would mean for Wally, who was her nephew. They changed Wallys ethnicity to match Iris and went one step further in changing him from her nephew to her long lost brother! While the show has treated both characters poorly, the sibling relationship between the two characters is one of the best changes to them as a family. They have a greater bond, are perfect together, and the West family have been a staple in The Flash.


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What are your favorite/least favorite character changes from comics to tv/movies?

ONTD Original: Popstars Addressing Controversy/Scandals Through Multimedia

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𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐃 𝐎𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥:
𝐏𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐀𝐝𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐲/𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐌𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚




*Bey voice* You know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation.
Sometimes the best way to go about controversy, aside from a formal apology, is to make a tongue in cheek reference or expressing it through art. Lampooning rumors might help artists as they attempt to 'reclaim' certain titles given so that the public can't use anything against them, and so things gets old. They also might want to share their #side of the #story.



Here are 12 examples of popstars addressing rumors and scandals through multimedia.



12. Ariana Grande - "What Will My Scandal Be (SNL Monologue)"
Addressed: Donut Licking Scandal

Leaked footage from a security cam of a donut shop showed Ariana and her then-bf licking donuts that were on display. While looking at the sugary items around the store, she said "“What the f*ck is that? I hate Americans” in a raised voice.

She made a formal written apology about how she was #frustrated about child obesity and made an apology video on her YT channel. On an episode of SNL where she was hosting, she addressed it again as a 'childish' scandal, and poked fun at the idea with the song "What Will My Scandal Be" hoping one day to achieve an 'adult' scandal.

OP's notes? MY issue with this moment was not the fact she was being ick nast and lickin them donuts, but her rude behavior and saying "what the f*ck is that" to the person working who was showing her a tray of donuts. Like... okay. Still skeptic about her personality & juvenile social media persona but whatevs! I'm here for the music. #SweetenerIsComing



11. Christina Aguilera - "Stripped Intro"
Addressed: Fred Durst Harassment

Xtina and Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst would be an unlikely musical collaboration for the 2000 VMA performance, but Xtina expressed how much she liked different kinds of music other than the pop music she made. Their performance met with mixed reviews, with some calling Durst hypocritical pop-loving trash.

To his macho defense, here's Fred's words about the collab: "I already told you guys before, I did it all for the nookie, man. That's why I did that with Christina. I want that girl, that's that," he continued. "What do you want? I don't want to make music like her. I can't stand that kind of music. People were like, 'What'd you do that for?'What do you think I did that for? It's obvious, isn't it?" Apparently Durst made moves towards Christina in the months previously. Xtina told MTV there were no such relations and no one got any 'nookie' from her.

Xtina faced more (misogyny fueled) attacks in this era, including the diss from Eminem conjuring dating rumors with Durst and TRL host Carson Daly in "The Real Slim Shady". After this diss and her whole life after the media, she directly sampled the "I did it for the nookie" line for the "Stripped Intro" off of the Stripped record.



10. Mariah Carey - "Obsessed"
Addressed: Eminem Dating Rumors/Disses

SUPPOSEDLY during her Glitter era, Mariah was dating Eminem for a few months. Eminem was asked about Mariah when a journalist was asking if there was a relationship that happened. He confirmed there was, and that she was "too high maintenance" and was jealous of the fact he was spending more time with his daughter than her.

People alluded to the idea that the song "Clown" off of Charmbraclet was about Em. Em later used an alleged voice recording of Mariah in his concerts, and made a reference to Mariah again in his Relapse album saying he missed the relationship.

She released the song "Obsessed" in 2009, which people speculate that the stalker in the music video where she dressed in drag was supposed to be Em. Em responded to this with "The Warning", containing the lyrics "only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me. Now I'm pissed off". In the end, Mariah doesn't acknowledge Em anymore.



9. Jessica Simpson - "With You"
Addressed: "Chicken or Tuna"

A more light-hearted 'controversy', on the show Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica, Jessica made the iconic reality tv moment of questioning why Chicken of the Sea tuna was called "chicken of the sea" - and asking if she was eating fish or chicken. This got people buzzing and questioning if she was really having a 'dumb blonde moment'. Don't know if people were actually arguing about the ingredients used in the canned product during this time.

Jessica made a nod to the moment in the music video for "With You" where she can be seen chillin on a sofa eating a can of chicken tuna (@ 1:11).



8. Rihanna ft. Chr*s Br*wn - "Nobody's Business"
Addressed: Relationship/domestic violence

This song does not necessarily address the (idk the word to use... notorious?) assault, so I don't think I need to go into it. But given the fact it caused a media frenzy, the idea of Rihanna collaborating with Chr*s Brown three years after the attack was... a choice within itself.

Rihanna stated that she forgives Chr*s for what he's done, which is reasonable to be at peace with oneself. But releasing a love song between a convicted abuser and victim may be sending the wrong message to the public. But hey, it's #nobodysbusiness.



7. Lady Gaga - "Telephone" Music Video
Addressed: Hermaphrodite Rumors



The curious screen grab of Lady Gaga during her 2009 Glastonbury performance sparked rumors of her being a man or hermaphrodite. The picture captured mid-performance shows her crotch area with the #illusion of something being packed under there.

Some people cite Christina Aguilera's "man or woman" comment in 2008 to be the root of this rumor, because at first notice, 'Lady Gaga' could sound like a drag stage name.

This rumor was brought up in conversations about Lady Gaga - irl or reported in media. It was even brought up on the Jonathan Ross show in her interview where she stated"yes, I have a huge donkey dick." Lady Gaga made fun of the rumors again in her "Telephone" music video where the security guards strip her of her clothes and find that she *unfortunately* doesn't have a dick (@ 1:00).



6. Beyoncé ft Nicki Minaj - "***Flawless (Remix)"
Addressed: Solange's Attack on Jay-Z

The leaked elevator footage from TMZ shows Solange appearing angry at Jay-Z, and then physically brawling while a security guard tried to break it up. Beyonce in this footage stands calmly and does not engage in the situation. Paparazzi photos of the #family stepping out of the Met Gala says it all.



The clip went viral, and apparently Solange's sales went up. In retrospect, people infer that it was the night Solange found out about Jay-Z's infidelity, which was the theme in Lemonade.

A remix of "Flawless" (off of her self-titled album) featuring Nicki Minaj was released a some months after the controversy, where Bey makes a nod to the altercation with "of course sometimes shit go down when it's a billion dollars on an elevator." Don't know if she was trying to be neutral in the situation but we'll never know what really went down that night!



5. Madonna - "Human Nature"
Addressed: Sex book

Controversy is human second nature to her. Madonna released the Sex book during her Erotica era which got a very.. strong public reaction. The book featured explicit photography of Madonna in sexual situations such as #threesomes, #s&m, #bestiality, and anecdotes of #pedophile fantasies. The Erotica album itself was a commercial downturn compared to her successful run in the 80's, but critically acclaimed.

The followup Bedtime Stories sort of addresses the criticisms of her artistry and public image at the time, with "Human Nature" directly talking about the Sex moment:

"Did I say something wrong?
Oops, I didn't know I couldn't talk about sex
(I musta been crazy)
Did I stay too long?
Oops, I didn't know I couldn't speak my mind
(What was I thinking)
"

People refer to the Erotica era as a groundbreaking moment for the discussion of sexuality and expression, while others at the time were not phased by it calling it a stunt for the 'sake of controversy'.



4. Kanye West - "Famous"
Addressed: Kanye Interrupting Taylor Swift's Speech

Taylor Swift won an award for the Best Female category during the 2009 VMAs. Kanye #infamously crashed on stage to take the mic to say Beyonce's "Single Ladies" video was one of the best videos of all time, left the stage, and left Taylor standing awkwardly for a moment to continue her acceptance. This moment went viral and meme'd. A year later at the VMA's, Taylor performed the song "Innocent" which was dedicated to the incident.

In 2016, Kanye dropped the song "Famous" addressing not specifically the VMA fiasco, but his relationship with Taylor saying he made her famous:

"I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex
Why? I made that bitch famous (Goddamn)
I made that bitch famous
For all the girls that got dick from Kanye West
"



and this brings us to...

3. Taylor Swift - "Look What You Made Me Do"
Addressed: Kim Kardashian Leaking Taylor's Approval of 'Famous' Lyrics Before its Release

Whew, ONTD was on a field day with that one. Taylor made a subtle reference to Famous (which premiered during his fashion show) in her 2016 Grammys speech where she hopes people don't let others take credit for others' success. So as this article said, Kim Kardashian went to Snapchat to expose the conversation Taylor had with Kanye about the approval of being mentioned in "Famous", pointing out the hypocrisy in Taylor's speech.



This gave Taylor the title of being a seedy and fake "snake" - a name that caught on social media. Taylor used the public perception of her, including her snake image and 'playing the victim', in "LWYMMD", the lead off of her album Reputation. So what is the truth.gif #teamnoone




2. George Michael - "Outside"
Addressed: Arrest for Cruising at a Public Restroom Scandal

In 1998, George Michael was found 'engaging in a lewd act' when he was discovered cruising in the public restroom in a California park by an undercover cop. He said: "I got followed into the restroom and then this cop—I didn't know it was a cop, obviously—he started playing this game, which I think is called, 'I'll show you mine, you show me yours, and then when you show me yours, I'm going to nick [arrest] you!" He was fined $810 and owed 80 hours of community service.

A couple of months after the incident, he referenced the situation in the music video for "Outside" featuring couples being caught in PDA with surveillance footage, George Michael with a dance number in a public restroom, and a couple of gay cops making out.

Although George took a satirical approach and owned up to the expose, the arrest outed him and made him reveal his homosexuality after claiming to be bisexual in his private life. He faced homophobia in the tabloids for some years after.



1. Michael Jackson ft. Janet Jackson - "Scream"
Addressed: Child molestation accusations/Media Coverage

In the late 80s and early 90s, Michael Jackson was at the center of tabloids talking about his appearance, his eccentricities like having a pet chimpanzee, short-term marriage to Lisa Marie Presley, and child sexual abuse accusations. The stress caused him to take a lot of painkillers and go into rehab, and "Scream" was a response to his life surrounding media.

Fun fact!: "Scream" is the most expensive music video ever made, costing around $7 million.

Probably a better example of him making a commentary about the tabloids is previously in the 1987 music video for "Leave Me Alone", where he made fun of the rumors of him wanting to purchase Elephant Man's bones and sleeping in a hyberbaric chamber.






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ONTD Original: Conventional & Unconventional (Your View of them) Hot Dilfs & Daddies

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Disclaimer: Due to the number of gifs in my post, anyone viewing this on a mobile device please be aware of the bandwidth usage and proceed with caution after the cut! Thanks.

In honor of Father’s Day, here’s a list of Dilf’s in random order that's not in order of their hotness btw.

1. Mark Ruffalo
(He said he would rather have a death scene than a sex scene, so enjoy this odd yet weirdly sexy gifs lol to start us off!)





2. Jeff Goldblum
Is that Zaddy, no words but just let his quirky sex appeal/swagger sway over you.







3. Mads Mikkelsen
Intellectual Bae, I want Hannibal to eat me, so he can make me into a beautiful meal :)



4. Hugh Dancy
One half of NYC’s pretentious duo’s. The better half of that charms in all his handsome British-ness!







5. John Cho
The OG Bae, unfairly charming & deserves better roles then what's given to him. Also Stoner Icon!







6. Diego Luna
Latino thespian who has a knack for being very hot!




7. Mahershala Ali
Oscar winning Actor who is soulful & intelligent with a voice that is silky smooth.









8. Bill Hader
Funny, Strangely Hot Bae. If Michael Shannon & him are bros, then Bill would be the friendlier version.



9. Michael Shannon
Daddy doesn’t even begin to cover him, he’ll tuck you in at night & stare at you until you’re safe/asleep. Will also wear festive gear no matter the holiday!









10. Steven Yeun
One of the OG’s of The Walking Dead. Multitalented bae who can do drama, comedy, & horror. 1st seen in The Big Bang Theory, making it the last & only time I seen the show!











Also a big thanks to toxic_illusion for the words of encouragement/help yesterday as well!
I forgot to put him in here but DILF Justin Baldoni awaits you good morning or goodbye!

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Weekly Creepy News: Women in horror, #AlienCon, & more!

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This week's creepy post explores what's new in paranormal pop culture! Brought to you by myself and loglady!

BOOKS
This week we are featuring two recently published books, including a graphic novel of Hell Boyshort stories and a true account of a Seattle haunted house which terrorized its inhabitants for years.


Author Keith Lindel’s book, The Bothell Hell House: Poltergeist of Washington State was released in April of this year. The Bothell Hell Housedescribes the paranormal activity which occurred while he and his girlfriend were living in the house for four years. Interestingly, the Travel Channel’s paranormal TV show did investigate the Bothell House for one night and couldn’t find any evidence of the supernatural. A UK paranormal investigator, Don Phillips was brought in and for two weeks documented phenomena, and ended up making a documentary about it.


Hell Boy fans! Just released on June 13, HELLBOY: THE COMPLETE SHORT STORIES VOLUME 1is here. From the source: This 368-page volume covers Hellboy's adventures from 1947 to 1961.


EVENTS
Alien Con is going on this weekend! Actors David Duchovny and Sean Astin expected to attend among others. The event started on Friday,June 15th and ends today.



My Drunk Kitchen star Hannah Hart attended Alien Con with her mom:


Want to attend the next Alien Con this year? They have another event planned this fall in Baltimore! Tickets are on sale now:



If that's not enough UFOlogy for one post, we got something else. Check out the upcoming Denver Comic Con where there will be a panel on UFOs in Pop Culture: A discussion about real-life inspirations for UFO/ET movies and TV shows, and how Hollywood influences our perception of UFOs and extraterrestrial life.



TV
UK paranormal fans, you have two new shows this year to look forward to!
Help! My House is Haunted and Ghost Adventures will be airing in July and October, respectively. More info in the tweet:


FILM
We spotlight three women in horror who are making waves at festivals around the world with their new films. Plus, if you’re in Louisiana, a new horror film is currently being filmed there. We also got 5 foreign horror movies to stream on Netflix, and finally, a clip from The Endless to share.

WOMEN IN HORROR!


Laurel Vail gives an interview with Vice about her short horror film, What Metal Girls Are Into. Vail wrote, directed, produced, and starred in the film, which is about three women going to a heavy metal music festival but find something disturbing in their vacation rental. In the interview, she discusses her influences, how she got the film made, women in the horror community, and the reaction to the film at various festivals - she won the award for best short at the American Horror Film Festival.


Filmmaker Denise Castro recently premiered her new film, Drácula de Denise Castro, at the International Vampire Film and Arts Festival in Sighișoara, Romania. Castro wrote, directed, acted in, and even did the sound recording for the film. From the source: "The movie is some sort of found footage films parody about a small crew in Transylvania with the goal of filming their own version of Bram Stoker’s Dracula. Serving also as a fake documentary (or mockumentary), the filmmakers suffer all kinds of maledictions and misfortune as supernatural events take over the filming sets."



And finally, Issa Lopez’s Tigers Are Not Afraid(also known as Vuelven) has won over 30 international awards. Synopsis: Estrella is 10 years old, and three wishes: the first, is that her missing mother returns. And it is fulfilled; but she is dead and follows her everywhere. Terrade, Estrella tries to escape, joining a band of children orphaned by violence. He soon learns that in reality the dead are never left behind, and that when one lives in the midst of brutality and violence, though desires never go forth as the heart wishes, only warriors survive.

Most recently, at HOLA Mexican Film Festival, which is the largest Mexican film festival outside of Mexico, Lopez won both Best Director and the Audience Choice Award.




Filmmaker Simon Barrett, who wrote acclaimed features The Guestand You’re Next, had this to say about Tigers Are Not Afraid:


Based on 15 reviews, the film currently has 100% on Rotten Tomatoes.

IN PRODUCTION...


Eli, a horror film currently in production and starring Max Martini, will use this creepy Louisiana jail, which sits about 200 miles away from New Orleans, for the film. To make it seem like the jail is in New Orleans, “the crew plans to make a 3-D digital scan of the jail and grounds, and superimpose those images over a New Orleans site during editing.”

EXCLUSIVE CLIP...
The sci-fi/horror UFO cult film, The Endless, is out in the UK on 29 June. Digital Spy brings us a clip from the film. (The Endless comes highly recommended by your OP!)


Finally... NEED SOMETHING TO WATCH?


...And you don’t mind if it happens to have subtitles? Here are five selections from Indie Wire’s list (not all require subtitles!):

  1. Baskin

  2. A Dark Song

  3. Under the Shadow

  4. Evolution

  5. The Devil’s Candy


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