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ONTD Original: Quarantine Ideas From Celebrity Instagrams

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As we all self-isolate, work from home, and practice social distancing during the COVID-19 outbreak, I thought we, as a community, could benefit from some fresh new ideas brought to us by celebrity instagram. Here is a short rundown of things you can do based on the activities some celebs have taken to in order to beat the boredom at home:

Offset is: Rolling blunts.
https://instagram.com/p/B96WXEwgRZC




Kelly Clarkson is: Singing in her bathroom.
https://instagram.com/p/B97hSN9AGId


Lizzo is: Meditating.
https://instagram.com/p/B9rq0CJh3y2


Julianne Moore is: Vigorously cleaning her pots.
https://instagram.com/p/B9612lhJcas


Dua Lipa is: Taking a bubble bath.
https://instagram.com/p/B99NZwBB3CH


Bad Bunny is: Playing an instrument, dancing alone, staying hydrated, dancing with his partner, doing his nails, being attractive, photographing backyard nature, eating an apple, cleaning, arm wrestling, playing jenga, playing rock-paper-scissors.
https://instagram.com/p/B97q0HaBI9W


Ciara is: Making family tiktoks.
https://instagram.com/p/B97DWZKnsP9


Lauren Conrad is: Making elaborate forts.
https://instagram.com/p/B9x2LiJnjiu


Jewel is: Planting seeds.
https://instagram.com/p/B97Uaq6g9ub


Jimmy O. Yang is: Cooking up a storm.
https://instagram.com/p/B9z6ouEpZnz




How's your quarantine, ONTD?
Sources:1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10

🌠 Battle of the Brits - The Top 16 🌟 + Round 1 Results

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With 449 votes - I'm very surprised we still had that many active ONTD users! Go us!

Here are the people who made it into the top 16 -



It's really no contest - Dame Maggie Smith out-spiced The Spice Girls.

No, fam, it was he - Alan Rickman beat Daniel Kaluuya with 70% of the vote.

We may not have THE GREEN KNIGHT premiere @ SXSW, but we'll have Dev Patel winning against Christian Bale.

On Her Majesty's Runaway Win - Olivia Coleman wins against Adele.

This was one of two very close matches, but in the end, live action Disney Icon Emily Blunt (52.5%) wins against Thandie Newton (47.5%)

With 66.6%, this was a no brainer, as Gemma Chan beats Miranda Hart.


This was also a no brainer, as with the least amount of votes amongst all groups, Ben Barnes (18%) loses against Sir Patrick Stewart (82%)

Truly, legends only -  Julie Andrews wins against Sir Ian McKellen, and Dame Emma Thompson wins against Tim Curry.

🐻 Ben Whishaw wins against Jared Harris - But you saw that coming. Just like James McAvoy winning against Naomie Harris. Not a good day if your name is Harris.

Nature-man Sir David Attenborough wins against Phoebe Waller-Bridge, and Gugu Mbatha-Raw wins against George Michael.


The fairytale is over, as Jodie Comer beats Lily James.

This was the closest match, separated by only 3 votes; Between Idris Elba and Keira Knightley, who wins? Keira does.

And finally, in a runaway win, John Boyega beats Haley Atwell.




Now, let's narrow them down to 8;









POLL ENDS SUNDAY AT 12 CENTRAL PM. I was going to say 'Whenever the Box Office post is posted', but, uh.

src: your good (or poor) taste, British people existing.

ONTD Original: Ranking One Direction’s Debut Solo Albums

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Five | Liam Payne - LP1
Album Highlights: lol: Tell Your Friends / Remember / Weekend?
Billboard US Charts: 111
UK Album Charts 17




Four | Louis Tomlinson - Walls
Album Highlights: Defenceless 🐀
Billboard US Charts: 9
UK Album Charts 4


Three | Harry Styles - Harry Styles
Album Highlights: None? Ok. Meet Me In The Hallway
Billboard US Charts: 1
UK Album Charts 1


Two | Niall Horan - Flicker
Album Highlights: On The Loose / Mirrors / Tiny Hands
Billboard US Charts: 1
UK Album Charts 3


One | Zayn - Mind of Mine
Album Highlights: BeFoUr / sHe / rEaR vIeW / fOoL fOr YoU / TiO / LIKE I WOULD / the whole goddamn album tbh.
Billboard US Charts: 1
UK Album Charts 1



If I was purely basing this list on solely my opinion and the music (and not other factors such as charting, how the album was received by the general public, ONTD perception, etc)

5. Harry Styles - Harry Styles (0 songs liked by OP)
4. Louis Tomlinson - Walls (1 song liked by OP)
3. Liam Payne - LP1 (2-3 songs liked by OP)
2. Niall Horan - Flicker (3-4 songs liked by OP)
1. ZAYN - Mind of Mine (9-10 songs liked by OP)



ONTD, I know you disagree with me. How would you rank all five debut solo albums?

Source: ME! he he he he he heeee

🎱 Battle of the Brits - The Top 8!

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Now with considerably less misspellings of names.


Howdy, folks! Wether you've been knocking boots or licking them,  hope your week is off to a slightly better start than last week.

We're almost done! I had to wait until the VERY last minute to put this up, simply because one vote was too close to call until the very end.


The Dame Runaways include Maggie Smith and Emma Thompson. Sorry, Snape and Paddington.


With a mere separation of 6 votes, Olivia Colman beats Dev Patel. By a mere separation of...more than 6 votes but less than 200, Keira Knightley wins another round against John Boyega.

Nature man Sir David Attenborough .... loses against James McAvoy. Sometimes, it be like that.


Gugu Mbatha-Raw beats Jodie Comer, and Gemma Chan beats Emily Blunt. At least it's not a totally white semi-semi finals.

I have confidence in Julie Andrews...and so do the rest of you, apparently, as she beats Sir Patrick Stewart.



If it makes you feel better, that's all 4 of my top British faves knocked out. To be honest, one didn't even make the top 32. Ah well. Out of this remaining lot, how many do you think had ancestors who were lords or ladies?






With so few people, you don't need that much time to vote. You have until 2 PM, March 23rd, CST!. I got to add some more to these later posts.

Any suggestions? I'll probably implement them in the Final 2.

src: Global colonization?

💍NTD 💍riginal: Ugliest Engagement Rings - Semi Finals

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Bracket #1



Bracket #2





thank you again curlycutie016 for help with the bracket. ONTD, my best friend's wedding has been postponed due to COVID-19 and ngl, feeling really sad about it. If anyone has any fun wedding stories or anything super ~scandelous that happened at a wedding you attended and want to share in the comments, I think we could all use a laugh rn.

Un ONTD Original: Sexy Telenovela Actors and Actresses

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I present to you 20 sexy and ~muy caliente (current, for the most part) telenovela actors and actresses.


Tais Araújo
Country: Brazil 🇧🇷
Telenovelas: Amor De Mãe, Xica da Silva, Viver a Vida


Aaron Díaz
Country: Mexico 🇲🇽
Telenovelas: Clase 406, Teresa, Corazones al límite




Juliana Paes
Country: Brazil 🇧🇷
Telenovelas: A Dona do Pedaço, Totalmente Demais, A Força do Querer


Sebastián Rulli
Country: Argentina 🇦🇷
Telenovelas: Teresa, Rubí, Tres Veces Ana


Carolina Guerra
Country: Colombia 🇨🇴
Telenovelas: La Diosa Coronada, Hilos de amor


Chay Suede
Country: Brazil 🇧🇷
Telenovelas: Rebelde, Amor de Mãe


Stephanie Cayo
Country: Peru 🇵🇪
Telenovelas: Rebelde, La marca del deseo, La hipocondríaca


Poncho Herrera
Country: Mexico 🇲🇽
Telenovelas: Clase 406, Rebelde, RBD: La familia


Bruna Marquezine
Country: Brazil 🇧🇷
Telenovelas: Deus Salve o Rei, Em Família, I Love Paraisópolis


Ramiro Fumazoni
Country: Argentina 🇦🇷
Telenovelas: The hot tio in Tres Veces Ana, Vivir a destiempo


Ana Brenda Contreras
Country: Mexican-American 🇲🇽 🇺🇸
Telenovelas: Teresa, Barrera de amor, Sortilegio


William Levy
Country: Cuba 🇨🇺
Telenovelas: Cuidado con el ángel, Sortilegio, La Tempestad


Carolina Ramírez
Country: Colombia 🇨🇴
Telenovelas: La hija del mariachi, La Reina del Flow, La Pola


Rômulo Estrela
Country: Brazil 🇧🇷
Telenovelas: Bom Sucesso, Além do Tempo, Novo Mundo


Elyfer Torres
Country: Mexico 🇲🇽
Telenovelas: Betty en NY, La rosa de Guadalupe


Erick Elías
Country: Mexico 🇲🇽
Telenovelas: Betty en NY, El color de la pasión


Renata Notni
Country: Mexico 🇲🇽
Telenovelas: Mi adorable maldición, Amor de barrio


Bruno Gagliasso
Country: Brazil 🇧🇷
Telenovelas: O Sétimo Guardião, Babilônia


Angelique Boyer
Country: French-Mexican 🇫🇷 🇲🇽
Telenovelas: Teresa, Rebelde, Tres Veces Ana


Manolo Cardona
Country: Colombia 🇨🇴
Telenovelas: Gitanas, Marina





Muchísimas gracias a readmymiind, ohmylol y @trendsnational (I can’t tag you, King!) por la ayuda! Share your favorite hotties in the comments and I just might create a follow up including your faves in a Part Dos!

Source: Google Images, ONTD Friends and YO!

✌🏿✌🏿 Battle of the Brits - It's the Final 4!

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One thing we did learn - ONTD's favorite British man is James McAvoy, who is encouraging you all to stay the fuck at home, if possible.

Imagine this gif is playing backwards, and he's going back inside that train.

He lost this round though, but he won your vaginas hearts. That's a better reward, I think.



Dame Maggie Smith beats Olivia Colman, bringing her reign to an end.


Julie Andrews beats Gemma Chan. As stated before, James McAvoy loses to Dame Emma Thompson.

Surprisingly, ONTD did not go gently into that totally-white night, as in a fairly close match, Gugu Mbatha-Raw finally beats Keira Knightly. You'll always have "Bend it Like Beckham"!












Remember that you can't see what others voted for. Just saying.

It's 4 people! It's two votes! Do you need all the time in the world? No! So you get until 1 PM CST tomorrow, depending on when this posts. I'll decide.

src: ya'll!

ONTD Original: [Cast of Something] Answers the Web's Most Searched Questions.

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Simple as. This is also something I've wanted to do for years on here. Some of these I've watched a lot (mainly the last one), others are a first time.



Oscar Isaac and Pedro Pascal Answers the Web's Most Searched Questions (For general Star Wars stuff) 👽
Listen For:"Who does Oscar Isaac look like"




Ewan McGregor and Hayley Atwell ATWBSQs for "Christopher Robin" 🐻
Listen For: "Who did Ewan McGregor cheat on his wife with""Can Hayley Atwell Sing?"






Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhaal Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions (For "Life", 2017) 👩🏼‍🚀
Listen For: How old is Jake Gyllenhaal's girlfriend "What is Jake Gyllenhaal's zodiac sign"



Patrick Wilson and Liam Neeson AtWMSQ's (For 2017's "The Commuter") 🚄
Listen For: "How did Liam Neeson Power-Walk his Way out Of Being Racist""Who has Patrick Wilson killed?"




Terry Crews AtWMSQ's (For funsies) 🤡
Listen For:"Does Terry Crews think every family needs a father?""What is Terry Crews doing right now?"



Awkwafina and Jack Black AtWMSQ's (For 2019's "Jumanji: The Next Level") 🎲

Listen for: "Why does Awkwafina use a fake blaccent?" "Where is Kung Fu Panda 4, Jack?" "What school did Awkwafina go to?""What was Jack Black's first movie?"



Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin (For "Grace and Frankie") 👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻
Listen For:"How old was Jane Fonda in Barbarella" "How much is Jane fonda paid for Grace and Frankie?"



Samuel L Jackson (For 2017's "Kong: Skull Island") 🔫
I think this is the one where he points out that he knows what hentai is.
Listen for: "Did Samuel L Jackson Leave America"




John C. Reilly and Sarah Silverman (For 2018's "Ralph Breaks the Internet") 🍭
Listen For:"Why is there no decent Vanellope merchandise.""Did John C Reilly really play the drums in Stepbrothers""What is Sarah Silverman up to"



Travis Fimmel, Paula Patton, Toby Kebbell, and Robert Kazinsky answe the web's most searched questions (For 2016's "Warcraft")

Listen For: "Can orcs go out in the daytime". Actually just listen to the whole damn thing.





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ONTD Original: The Best Episodes of "Rock of Love" to Binge Watch

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If you are looking for the next show to binge-watch while in quarantine, look no farther than Rock of Love, Rock of Love 2, and Rock of Love: Bus!

VH1's classic series are available on Youtube and in better quality on TubiTV.com.

Also read ONTD Original: The Best Individual Episodes of "Flavor of Love."

"Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time"



The very first episode of the very first season is one of the best. You meet the c-r-a-z-y cast of characters, plus we get this classic linen from Tiffany:

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Full episode



"Vegas Baby"



This hella chaotic episode involves everyone getting waaasted in Las Vegas. It gives us the classic gif of Brandi M. spurting vomit at an expensive dinner.

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Full episode

"Meet the Parents"



Bret meets the remaining girls' parents. Heather describes Laci's sexual escapades with Bret in front of Laci's gross dad. The fight culminates with Heather yelling, "YOUR DAUGHTER IS A SLUT!"

Full episode

Rock of Love: 2

"Going to Ex-Tremes"



Bret brings back Heather from season 1 to interrogate the women and their ex-boyfriends. Contestant Daisy de la Hoya brings a whooole lot of drama with her ex... who it turns out she is still living with.

Full source

"Bitter Suite"



Daisy unleashes even more drama when she reveals that she was also flirting with C.C. DeVille, a member of Poison who Bret Michaels can't stand.

Full episode

Rock of Love: Bus



This episode is WILD. Former porn star Brittany Starr steals a bunch of used socks, which makes the women believe she is a psychopath. Bret takes three women on a romantic date to a strip club. A woman is caught secretly insulting Bret's wig to her boyfriend on a smuggled cell phone.

Full episode

"Can a Drummer Get Some?"



Beverly gets wasted and makes out with Bret's drummer. Marcia gets wasted and gives away a customized gift that Bret gave her. Ashley gets wasted and yells, "People who eat basil are LAME!"

Full episode

"Exes and Oh's"



The girls' exes come back... and Ashley reveals that she is still in love with her ex!

Full episode


what's ur fav ep of RoL?

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ONTD ORIGINAL: 5 Bop From TV Shows

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Protozoa - "Zoom Zoom Zoom"
after watching Zenon & the Zequel the racially ambigious pre-pubescent panny dropping prince Protozoa had the gorls and the gays in an absolute tizzy with "Zoom Zoom Zoom" and the ACTUAL bop "The Galaxy Is Ours", also we need an update on queen Margie

2GETHER - "U + Me"
ok all jokes aside, 2Gether came all the way through with actual bops, nst!nk was understandably shooketh, "U + Me" and "The Best Part Of Breaking Up" achieved what justin biel couldnt do even w the vocal black face and janet's titty

Chip Skylark - "My Shiny Teeth"
speaking of nstink*, underappreciated king (sang the first verse of "i drive myself crazy) chris kirkpatrick gave us jonas brothers before jonas brothers w chip skylark's "my shiny teeth and me"

Ronnie Matthews - "I Saw Your Face (And Wow)"
bitch! i can only scream, ms ricky mart- i mean ronnie matthews served this bop "I saw Your Face" up on a poo poo platters for the gworls ms phoebe was ready to risk it all and honestly .. i would've too

Robin Sparkles - "Let's Go To The Mall"
i .. dont know a better person, canadian queen served, sarah mchclacan and them dogs were shook when robin sparkles put canada on the map with this bop "let's go to the mall"


Sources - 12345

wait, whats your favorite in-tvshow/movie bop?

ONTD ORIGINAL: Celebrities Acting Tone Deaf

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COVID-19 has brought out the best in some celebs and the worst in others (see here)...the worst being pretty tone deaf and ignorant. But it's not the first time and won't be the last.

Micha Barton making an Instagram post about the senseless killing of Alton Sterling...from on her yacht.

When will your faves? Hopefully never. ONTD Post

Celebrities gathering to sing 'Imagine' to the masses of people possibly losing their income, health, and homes:


Amy Adams just joins social media and this is what she does? Sis. ONTD Post.

Gwenyth Paltrow

Need I say more?

Mark Ruffalo is Glad We're Having this Conversation


Is he still learning? ONTD Post

Ansel Elgort's singing.



Just tuneless.


Jared Leto

From going going "Wait, there's a global pandemic happening? Didn't know. Running a cult." to being a generally terrible person on the set of "Suicide Squad" to become the most hated Joker on the silver screen. Tasteless. on multiple levels.

This Influencer Who Believes that Money is a Form of Spiritual Exchange, and if you have a Positive mindset toward it, you won't be broke.

She deleted comments that challenged her viewpoints. ONTD Post.



There were some I wanted to add but simply could find no trace of them. Mainly, Rihanna's 'rihflect' about 9/11. I know you have more, so post them.

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New Music Friday – March 13, 2020

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Featuring new music by Alina Baraz feat. 6LACK, Ava Max, Big Freedia, Flume feat. Toro y Moi, Ellie Goulding feat. Blackbear, Four Tet, The Garden, Grouplove, Jay Electronica, JoJo, Kehlani, NCT 127, Niall Horan, OneRepublic, Porches, Rich the Kid, Rita Ora, Sharon Van Etten, Tainy, and Yaeji

Big Freedia, Louder (EP)


Four Tet, Sixteen Oceans


The Garden, Kiss My Super Bowl Ring


Grouplove, Healer


Jay Electronica, A Written Testimony


NCT 127, NCT #127 Neo Zone - The 2nd Album


Niall Horan, Heartbreak Weather


Porches, Ricky Music


Rich the Kid, BOSS MAN


Tainy, NEON16 TAPE: THE KIDS THAT GREW UP ON REGGAETON


Alina Baraz - "Morocco" (feat. 6LACK)


Ava Max - "Kings & Queens"


Ellie Goulding - "Worry About Me" (feat. Blackbear)


Flume - "The Difference" (feat. Toro y Moi)


JoJo - "Man"


Kehlani - "Toxic"


OneRepublic - "Didn't I"


Rita Ora - "How to Be Lonely"


Sharon Van Etten - "Staring at a Mountain"


Yaeji - "WAKING UP DOWN"



More:
New Music Friday – February 7
New Music Friday – February 14
New Music Friday – February 21
New Music Friday – February 28
New Music Friday – March 6

Happy Friday, ONTD! What's everyone listening to today?

🏆 Battle of the Brits - And the Winner Is....

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It's a bit of a foregone conclusion, but I will be as jazzy as I can! 👋🏾👋🏾 With 520 votes, everyone showed up on time! Good job, ya'll!

In 3rd place, but no less important, is Dame Maggie Smith!

"Maggie vs Julie is such a Sophie's choice for me, my god. I'm sorry y'all but I went w/ Maggie :(" - eveofrevolution


"But she's so much more than Professor McGonagall!" You got gifs? You got a youtube clip? Show us!"



In 2nd Place is Dame Emma Thompson!


"ILL FUCKING KILL ANYONE WHO DOESNT VOTE FOR EMMA THOMPSON

IM FIVE SPIKED SELTZERS DEEP AND JUST FINISHED MIDSOMMAR. FIGHT ME.
" - eillah


So when idly looking for gifs of her...I had completely forgotten that she, too, was in Harry Potter as Professor Trelawney. And Men in Black: International. But I did remember that she dropped out of Skydance Animation's Luck because they hired John Lasseter.



But who could beat PL Travers....




than Mary Poppins herself Dame Julie Andrews! 🎉

"julie andrews is the only choice here. love the other ladies of course but she's mary poppins, maria von trapp, victor/victoria, queen clarisse of genovia, cinderella, the superior eliza dolittle, carol burnetts bff, to name a few. she's the best!!!" - rhcp







("Why didn't you put a Mary Poppins clip here?" I don't like Mary Poppins. But I'll do it anyway.)


But I DO love "The Princess Diaries" and Queen Clarisse Renaldi.


(Though in the books, she is Dowager Princess and Mia's father is still alive but that's neither here nor there!)



Well, that's that on that. That was fun! Somehow I thought it would be more complicated? IDK why. I hae more plans that will kick off probably around April 9th or so.

src: ya'll
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ONTD: Songs I Thought Were Sung By Other People

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Earlier this year I made a post about celebrities I once thought were the same person. Apparently I not only have bad eyesight but I may also have a potential hearing problem. Anyway, times are really tough right now and the only thing I want to do during this quarantine is find things that make me laugh before I go crazy. I hope this brings a smile to your face and we can make each other laugh. Enjoy!







1. "You Say" – Lauren Daigle




This song is the main reason behind this post because I was convinced this was Adele until recently. I figured she, like many other celebrities, decided to join Hillsong or some other cult, and then decided to go the church music route. I kept wondering why Adele's gospel comeback wasn't being featured on ONTD. All the posts about her kept saying new Adele music was rumored to be released soon, or in late 2019, or in 2020, etc., and I was like, "she's here. She's religious now." Turns out, it is not Adele.




2. "Habits (Stay High)" – Tove Lo




This song blew up around the time Miley Cyrus was in the midst of her Bangerz era. Miley has a very distinct nasally twang when she sings, and somehow I thought I heard bits and pieces of it throughout the song. The first time I heard this song, I thought Miley was capitalizing on her party girl image while simultaneously milking her breakup with Thor's brother. I knew she released "Wrecking Ball" but I remember thinking, "wow, is she actually tackling such a serious subject?" Then I saw the music video and realized it ain't Miley.




3. "Say So" – Doja Cat




I cannot be the only person that thought of Kylie Minogue and Nicki Minaj when hearing the song. It's just so... Kylie. It's very reminiscent of her early '00s songs. I figured Kylie decided to quit being a country singer and was going back to her pop girl roots, and she decided to do what every pop girl likes to do by featuring a rapper on the bridge of their song. When I first heard "Say So", I thought Kylie and Nicki were both making their mainstream comebacks on U.S. pop radio.




4. "Incomplete" – Backstreet Boys




I will admit that I was very ignorant of pop culture and the media growing up. But the sad thing is, I knew who the Backstreet Boys were and I liked their music (I even preferred them to NSYNC)! But as far as I knew or cared to know about, they broke up. Justin Timberlake was big around that time so I guess I just assumed that he sung every major dramatic white boy pop song from 2002-2008? I remember thinking Justin could not stop talking about Britney so I guess I figured this was another one of his songs about her? idk guys.




5. "Sit Still, Look Pretty" – Daya




There was a time when it seemed like all the new (semi-new? idc) pop girls were trying to emulate Rihanna. I mistook several other songs for being Rihanna as well but this one was probably the most confusing and irritating one for me since the song was inescapable on the radio. There were parts in the song where I was sure it was her but I kept reasoning that 2015/2016 Rihanna would not be releasing her own version of "Pretty Hurts".




6. "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" – Panic! at the Disco




Okay, so this song came out around the time I generally started to pay attention to pop culture and the media. That being said, I just figured it was Fall Out Boy the first time I heard the song because they were big at the time and the song's title reminded me of their ridiculous song titles. I'm giving myself a pass on this one though since both bands seemed like they were capitalizing on their similarities during that time. I also confused several of their other songs over the course of their peak years but this was the most prominent example.




7. "I've Been Waiting" – Lil Peep & iLoveMakonnen feat. Fall Out Boy




Okay, hearing this song on the radio was the most confusing experience for me. Everything about the song brought me back to my middle and high school MySpace days when I first heard it. The way it's sung just reminded me of the MySpace era of music. I assumed the main singers were some underground MySpace musicians, the featured artist was Panic! at the Disco's Brendon Urie, and that the song had resurfaced after like 14 years for some reason. Like I mentioned above, I often confused Panic! at the Disco and Fall Out Boy, and when I heard "I've Been Waiting", I knew Patrick Stump's part sounded familiar but I just assumed it was Brendon singing because I thought Fall Out Boy went on hiatus again. I about had an existential crisis on my way to work trying to figure out what was happening.




8. "Same Old Love" – Selena Gomez




I wasn't paying attention when the song was initially released. When the song was on, my brain seemed to only wake up when I heard the chorus, therefore, I figured it was a Charli XCX song. When I began actually listening to the whole thing I realized the verses reminded me of Selena Gomez. So then I thought "Same Old Love" was like "Fancy" where Charli just sang the chorus for another musician. Anyway, I found out through ONTD and Wikipedia that this was a common misconception. Charli actually helped write the song and she also provided background vocals. She should've kept the song for herself.




9. "Adore You" – Harry Styles




I tend to listen to my own curated playlists rather than the radio now so I know I'm definitely reverting back to my general music ignorance. When I first heard "Adore You", I figured it was either Ed Sheeran or Justin Bieber because I didn't listen to Harry's solo debut stuff and I guess I assumed he went a more rock route rather than pop? I went with Ed because "Adore You" sounded more like something he'd come up with than Justin. Anyway, I should've known it wasn't Ed singing because I actually don't mind the song. Usually I have a full body cringe of revulsion or embarrassment whenever I hear his stuff. Funny thing is, I used to be a casual fan of One Direction back in the day (well, okay, I liked their first album) so it's kinda hilariously sad I couldn't tell it was Harry right away.




10. "My Life Would Suck Without You" – Kelly Clarkson




There was a time in my life where I would hear a Kelly Clarkson song and second guess whether it was Kelly or P!nk singing. Typically I'd figure out it was Kelly singing once I got to the chorus. Ironically, I never had the reverse problem when hearing P!nk songs. Anyway, this problem was particularly bad during Kelly's All I Ever Wanted era. I listened to the CD a little bit during like 2009-2010 and there were moments during the album that I could've sworn I heard P!nk's voice. And this happened a lot, which is silly since I knew it was a Kelly album playing.




11. "I Need to Know" – Marc Anthony




My abuelita used to listen to Spanish music when she was alive and I feel like she was excited when it went more mainstream in the '90s/early '00s during my adolescence (I'm sure she would be equally excited about the 2010's mainstream resurgence too). Kid!me really loved "Livin' la Vida Loca", "Bailamos", and Christina Aguilera and J.Lo's early stuff (ngl so does adult!me) so she would play their albums when we'd clean and do chores together.

Apparently my little brain at the time figured any song that had any sort of Latin influence and featured a male singer was either Ricky Martin or Enrique Iglesias despite not sounding like either of them. For this one, I don't think I actually committed to which guy I thought it was; my answer probably depended on who was my favorite of the day when the song came on the radio. That being said, this is one of those bizarre examples of me knowing who Marc Anthony was (or, at least, knowing the name since my abuelita had one or two of his older albums) and not realizing he sung the song until she got the Marc Anthony album and we listened to it in full on the car ride home. Oops lmao.




12. "Move Ya Body" – Nina Sky




As you may have noticed by now, when I was growing up I knew of certain celebrities and just assumed those few celebrities did everything. I didn't know or care about the concepts of one-hit wonders, non-mainstream artists, or anything like that. I knew of Beyoncé, though, and her solo career was blowing up around the time of this song's release. "Move Ya Body" reminded me of "Baby Boy" and that's basically all I needed to assume it was a Beyoncé song. I still maintain that it does vaguely sound a bit like old school Bey. Or maybe I'm projecting.




13. "Heaven Is a Place on Earth" – Belinda Carlisle




I grew up in a CD family rather than a radio family, and if we listened to the radio, it was only the '80s station. My mom (who spent most of her 20s in the '80s) and my sister (who was a child of the '80s) lovedMadonna and played The Immaculate Collection all the time. I was a kid of the '90s and early '00s who preferred Latin music and bubblegum pop, and so my knowledge on '80s pop girls was limited to my sister's CD collection: Madonna, Janet Jackson, Cyndi Lauper, and Pat Benatar. I guess even as a kid I realized Madonna's voice was the one that changed the most out of the four (I feel like their voices are more distinctive while Madonna's was more... chameleon? idk) so whenever we listened to the radio I assumed any song that had a woman/women singing who wasn't Janet/Cyndi/Pat was her. Other examples: "Cruel Summer" by Bananarama, "I Think We're Alone Now" by Tiffany, "Straight Up" by Paula Abdul, etc.




14. "Frozen" – Madonna




When I first heard "Frozen" I just assumed it was '90s power ballad queen Celine Dion even though it sounds nothing like her. I was a kid when it was released so I was going by my very limited knowledge on literally anything. I didn't pay attention to the media during the Ray of Light era, and as I mentioned above, I only really knew of Madonna's '80s hits so I was not familiar with her '90s stuff at the time (I do remember "Secret" and "Take a Bow" but I thought those were by some other artist since, again, I was only used to Madonna's super '80s sound).

TLDR: I didn't realize Madonna's voice could sound like that, and I apparently assumed Celine was the only woman ever to sing a popular '90s ballad. Anyway, "Frozen" is Madonna's most beautiful song and single, and that's that on that.




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ONTD, have you ever mixed up musicians?

New Music Friday – March 27, 2020

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Featuring new music by Alina Baraz, Bicep, Brian Fallon, Dirty Projectors, Dua Lipa, Hailee Steinfeld, Jessie Reyez, Keke Palmer, Kygo with Zara Larsson and Tyga, Little Dragon, Little Mix, Major Lazer feat. Marcus Mumford, Pabllo Vittar, PARTYNEXTDOOR, ROSALÍA, Tory Lanez, Vanessa Carlton, Waxahatchee, and 5 Seconds of Summer

Brian Fallon, Local Honey


Dirty Projectors, Windows Open (EP)


Dua Lipa, Future Nostalgia


Jessie Reyez, BEFORE LOVE CAME TO KILL US


Little Dragon, New Me, Same Us


Pabllo Vittar, 111


PARTYNEXTDOOR, PARTYMOBILE


Vanessa Carlton, Love is an Art


Waxahatchee, Saint Cloud


5 Seconds of Summer, CALM


Alina Baraz - "More Than Enough"


Bicep - "Atlas"


Hailee Steinfeld - "I Love You's"


Keke Palmer - "FYG"


Kygo - "Like It Is" (with Zara Larsson & Tyga)


Little Mix - "Break Up Song"


Major Lazer - "Lay Your Head on Me" (feat. Marcus Mumford)


ROSALÍA - "Dolerme"


Tory Lanez - "W" / "Do the Most"




More:
New Music Friday – February 21
New Music Friday – February 28
New Music Friday – March 6
New Music Friday – March 13
New Music Friday – March 20

Happy Friday, ONTD!

ONTD Original: True Crime to Enjoy While Trying Not To Die

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While we all stay inside and try to not think about the fact that 2020 is a nightmare hellscape with no less than 3 end of the world scenarios under it's belt, it may be a good time to indulge in some horrrible things that happened to other people. While it may sound callous, it's not like most of you don't watch Hoarders and Intervention on repeat once The Office gets boring. Here we go!

1. Abducted in Plain Sight (Streaming on Netflix)

A lot of you have already seen this completely bonkers story of a young girl's abduction by a family friend, but those of you who have not, HOO BOY. I can't go into detail without spoilers, but simply put: This is the episode of SVU you'd watch and think was the moment the show jumped the shark. Every five minutes something new and insane comes up that makes you choke on your White Claw.

2. Sword and Scale Podcast (https://www.swordandscale.com/)
Okay this needs some explanation. There are both good and bad things to go over. On the good side, the show is really great at focusing at lesser known crimes and providing a really interesting array of information (calls, interviews, media posts etc) to support the cases. These are not for the faint of heart generally, most of these are very dark and disturbing murders and other crimes. On the other hand the hose is a fucking dickhead. There are multiple cases where he acts like a huge asshole about people with mental issues, he's got a bad habit of jerking off about ~SJW AND PC CULTURE~ and that ruins a lot of newer episodes.
Essential Episodes: 23( Focuses on crimes where a mother kills her child. A really decent array of cases here) and 93/94 ( a really well done look at a lesser known spree killer with a strange obsession)

3.  Casefile Podcast (https://casefilepodcast.com/)
This is basically Sword and Scale's younger, nicer and cooler brother. An anonymous Australian man tells of crimes from around the world but with a strong focus on Australia. While he does touch on some more well known crimes, the best part about the show is it's focus on crimes you may have never heard of. A strong respect for the victims and never wallows in the misery of crime, this is the premier crime podcast.
Essential Episodes: Wanda Beach Murders (The first episode is a great opener which focuses on the biggest unsolved murder case in Australian history) North Hollywood Shootout ( The crown jewel of crime podcast work. An amazing, egde of your seat white knuckle look at the most insane, violent and dangerous bank robbery in American history)

4. Shadow of Truth (Streaming on Netflix)

For fans of Making a Murderer, this is your next obsession. This is honestly an even better produced version of the same type of show. A man is arrested and charge for the brutal murder of a young school girl. What makes this so powerful is the producers never shy away from providing all the information, even that which implicates the accused. You are given all of the relevant information and asked to come to your own conclusion. It never makes anyone into a cartoonish evil monster, rather it shows how people can jump to judgement and how the police can focus on a suspect to a fault. It's been called perhaps the most important TV show in Israel's history.

5. Popular Crime by Bill James
Rather than focusing on one case this book is an overview on society's fascination with true crime and the cases that have shaped it. This book goes around the world and from ancient Rome to modern day in it's disection of why we are so fascinated with murder and mayhem. Bill James has a great way of providing information on both crimes and how society has grown around these mysteries. There are a few weird moments (Bill James has a weird idea that Michael Jackson was never one of the most popular people in the world?) but this is very well written and includes a great list of 100 true crime books to check out.

6. The Trials of Gabriel Fernandez

Warning, this will make you very VERY angry. A young boy dies as a result of the horrifying abused commited by his parents. Somehow, despite obvious evidence, constant attention and attempts by many people and CPS checking in on him, no one was able to stop his death. This is what happens when a system is so focused on making money and keeping people in power that those most in need are left to die.

7. Pretty Little Killers by Daleen Berry and Geoffrey C. Fuller
Two teen girls are accused of the vicious and sensless murder of their best friend. This looks into one of the most disturbing cases of mean girls ever. What seemed like a group of nomal fun loving girls was in fact a strange triangle of twisted lies and actions.

8. Criminal Podcast (https://thisiscriminal.com/)
An endlessly fascinating, strange and at times even heartwarming show about criminals of all shapes and sizes. From murders, to robberies to traffic accidents, this show is a grab bag of crimes of all kinds.


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💍NTD 💍riginal: Ugliest Engagement Rings - Final

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ONTD, it is time, time to pick the winner (loser?) of the 💍NTD 💍riginal: Ugliest Engagement Rings Tournament.



The results will be announced on March 31st so get voting! I think we all need a major palate cleanser at this point, so please feel free to post your dream engagement ring (or your actual ring ONTD Marrieds! We promise to be...nice)


Thank you again curlycutie016 for the graphic.

ONTD Original: Gossip Girl cast - where are they now?

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Do you ever wonder what the cast from your teenage guilty pleasure Gossip Girls are doing right now? Well, I have the answer for you, all in one place!

Penn Badgley (Dan Humphrey)


Currently plays psychopath Joe Goldberg on Netflix's "You".

Leighton Meester (Blair Waldorf)


Currently plays single mom Angie D'Amato on ABC sitcom "Single Parents".

Blake Lively (Serena van der Woodsen)


Was last seen as Stephanie Patrick in the film adaptation of "The Rhythm Section" earlier this year (the movie bombed BIG TIME). Is planning her return to television for a drama series set in New York that includes a “fashion component” which she is developing for Amazon.

Jessica Szohr (Vanessa Abrams)


Currently plays alien Talla Keyali on Hulu's (previously FOX's) "The Orville"

Chace Crawford (Nate Archibald)


Currently plays "superhero" The Deep on Amazon's "The Boys"

Kelly Rutherford (Lily van der Woodsen)


Played Claire Hotchkiss in Pretty Little Liars spinoff "The Perfectionists" last year. The show was cancelled after one season.

Taylor Momsen (Jenny Humphrey)


Still touring with her band "The Pretty Reckless".

Ed Westwick (Chuck Bass)


Played Vincent Swan in BBC comedy White Gold about UPVC salesmen in the 1980s for two season. Show was cancelled last year.

Kristen Bell (The narrator/voice of Gossip Girl)


Played Eleanor Shellstrop on NBC comedy The Good Place, which finished its 4 season run earlier this year. Also reprised her role of Veronica Mars for the 4th season on Hulu last summer. Will return to provide the voice of Gossip Girl for the reboot/continuation of Gossip Girl on HBO Max.

Matthew Settle (Rufus Humphrey)
Has not acted since 2016

source: IMDb, Google Images

ONTD Original: Spice Up Your Animal Crossing New Horizons Parties!

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pantherlike and her favourite villager /jk

As some of you may have seen from my comments, my hobby at the moment is messing about with the multiplayer aspect of ACNH and coming up with new games and party themes to make visits more fun than just raiding your best friend for cherries again.

As suggested by kjesta, I've compiled some of my best and brightest ideas (and one that needs improvement, I'll be honest) into a post for everyone to reference! I love hearing about exciting things people do with their game, so if you end up doing any of these, please let me know!

A few of these ideas do allow you to have the connection of a common goal without requiring island visits, so don't fret if you don't have Nintendo Online, there's something for you too!

Long post ahead, so I've put each mini game under a cut.

Murder Fainting Mystery Party:

There are no deaths in Animal Crossing NH (or, at least, no murder), but I will certainly try to create some. This is one of the more elaborate ideas, as it takes a great deal of planning and supplies. My version is modelled off Cluedo at the moment, since constructing a more intricate mystery and determining how to play it was too frustrating.

How to Play:

This is elaborate and tailored to my friend group, but you can take this premise and do just about anything with it.

You have to construct your narrative before you do anything else. Decide who was killed (you, the host, is always the best idea), who did it, with what (for the sake of simplicity, make it a basic tool! Strangled by fishing line, axed by an axe, etc), and if you want, where on the island (if you choose to make this approach, make sure you pre-divide your island into areas and make a map available - this works best for parties who have a group chat outside of the AC servers).

Choose your clues: they should hint at the three/four questions. For example: a piece of furniture from the victim’s home, the native fruit of the murderer, the murder weapon, and a shell (indicating the victim was killed on the beach).

The day before the party, send your players mail: state who their character is (if you decide to have set characters), give them a piece of information that will help them solve the mystery (such as the location of a clue), what you need them to bring, and, if you want, a costume. Also, obviously, tell the murderer they’re the murderer.

Prepare your island: place the clues. Make liberal use of the bulletin board, gift wrap, and item burial.

Play in rounds: each round, the players have two options, going in order of who arrived to the island first (or whatever you choose). The first option is to ask another player a yes or no question (is your native fruit oranges? Did you own a pear bed?) that they must answer truthfully. The other option is to look for a clue, which ends when they player finds the clue or two minutes pass. They can only take one clue at a time, and can choose whether or not to share with everyone. (If everyone's cagey with their clues, the murderer wins, so play smart!)

When a player believes that they have solved the mystery, they may make their guess. (best when done to a non AC group chat.) if correct, the game ends. If incorrect, they’re eliminated. If, at the end, all players are eliminated but the murderer, they win the prize.

Timed Hide and Go Seek:

While hide and go seek is limited by your island and won’t necessarily be difficult, making it a time challenge can add the sense of competition back to it!

How to Play:

One person is seeking at a time. The host will be timekeeper by default for ease, but you can talk to your friends and plan accordingly.

The seeker will enter the resident services tent (or building, depending on the host’s progress) and give the hiders one minute to “hide.” They must announce when they’re going.

After they’ve found a player, that player must return to the town square. When all players have been found, the clock stops, and the process begins again with a new seeker.

At the end, the player with the fastest time wins. (Prize individually determined!)

Ultimate Scavenger Hunt:

This is a two parter, as it requires players both find items and find their host. That's what makes it ultimate!


How to Play:

Before everyone arrives, the host will leave a list of items across one or two notes on their bulletin board, as well as a drawing that conveys where they'll be located during the challenge. Getting creative with the items is the best way to play: something crafted, certain types of fish or bugs, a specific fruit or flower, a message in a bottle, so on.

Once players believe they've collected the most items they can, they must find the host to tell them, which is the second half of the game. You can choose the winner by time or most items found.

This one is easily modified and can become hyper-specific: a fish-only hunt could take an hour and a half. People could come in and out of the island if you expand it to be multi island and require they bring things from their islands. It's malleable!

Ten Item Challenge:

You ever seen *Chopped*? This is AC furniture *Chopped*, basically. It’s best played in a tournament format and can have an unlimited number of players, so people without Nintendo Online can participate. (Though they may go unrewarded if they win.)

How to Play:

The contest host chooses a room design theme (this can be anything, from “kitchen” to “undersea mermaid palace” to “sidewalk café”) and each player may use only 10 items (non default walls and flooring are counted as an item each) to make an arrangement that fits the theme. They then submit their picture, and everyone playing votes.

This format can be played with a lot, so it’s quite nice as a multiplayer activity that doesn’t actually require any real travelling but still allows you to be social!

You can also do the same format with a custom design challenge.

Fashion Contest:

While similar to the Ten Item Challenge, this one can be played on a host’s island, and gives everyone a chance to show off their style!

How to Play:

Players arrive to the island with a full inventory of clothing (if they don’t have much clothing, they may want to wait, or reduce the number of rounds.)

The host and judge will announce a theme (from “beach day” to “wedding day” to “dress like your favourite villager”) and the contestants will strut their stuff.

Again, you can play with the format: require a certain item (like, “everyone must wear a hat”) or have custom designs only or have a judging panel, it’s your choice!

Treasure Hunt:

The credit for this one goes to my dear Lizard. She was the one who inspired my thinking about how to make multiplayer more interesting, so all my love (as usual) goes to her! This is a good one to play with just one person, but can be played with everyone.

How to Play:

One player (or several) brings a wrapped gift to the island, and hides it somewhere on the island. They then leave a message on the bulletin board regarding its location.

Fairly simple, but very, very fun!

Isabelle Says:

It’s the classic "Simon Says", but with our favourite pup involved! To be really fun, this requires some group coordination to move together.

How to Play:

The directions are pretty simple for this one. Everyone gathers somewhere where the "Isabelle" can see them, and has tools prepared. Then, the Isabelle calls out commands, but the caveat is that they must say "Isabelle says [do activity]", and if a player does the activity without "Isabelle says" in front of it, they're eliminated. They can also be eliminated if they don't do what Isabelle says, so standing still won't work!

You can modify this in several ways: Isabelle says catch a small shadow fish, for example, eliminating anyone who doesn't get one in the allotted time. Isabelle says get me a piece of furniture.

Present Roulette:

My friends and I always bring each other presents when we visit each other’s islands, and present roulette adds a new dimension to gift giving.

How to Play:

At their homes, every player selects an item that they believe to be good — whether because it’s valuable, required seasonal materials, or comes from a travelling merchant, it’s their choice.

The host chooses one object they believe to be “useless” or less valuable. All items in the game except lost items or Gulliver parts, I believe, do have value, and supplies are more valuable than you would think, but it’s more fun when it’s a unique crafted item. (for example, I have a kettlebells recipe that doesn’t fit my aesthetic, and I’d choose that as the “bad” gift.)

Upon arrival at the island, each player is given the official wrapping paper (from the host). You can either require every player purchases it at book’s cranny, or provide it, and each player wraps their gift then drops the paper for the next player to pick up.

Once all gifts have been wrapped, they’re deposited for the host to pick up, and the host will then place them in no real order (it doesn’t matter if players witness the placing or not, since they won’t know which gift the host is dropping).

One by one, the players will choose a gift, with the host last.

Then, everyone opens their gifts, and you all get to laugh at the person who got the host’s. (or not!)

Good Old Fashioned Tag, But It's Actually the Mario Party DS Mini Game Boo Tag:

This has the twist of requiring the person who is “it” wear a shirt designating them so. The shirt will then be exchanged between players, who must put it on when they're tagged.

How to Play:

The person who is "it" will wear a specific shirt, and chase the other players around the island. Once they catch a player, they make them "it" instead, and can take off the shirt and leave it on the ground for that player to pick up and put on. Really simple!

Red Light Green Light But Make It Cover A Whole Island:

A new twist on an old playground classic, this is a team game and is best done with eight players.

How to Play:

Assign teams. If you want to go the distance, the day before, send each player a shirt or other piece of clothing that matches that of the others on their team. If not, inform them of their team and select a captain for each team. (I really recommend matching shirts though.)

This is island layout dependent. Pair off (with one person from each team in the pair) and have two players on each corner of the island. No one is allowed to hold any objects at the start.

Starting with one team, their captain will type “go”, and the players of their teams must attempt to run for an agreed upon landmark (a building or the square are good choices) as the other member of the pair follows them. The other team captain may call “stop” whenever they want, and all of the players must stop where they are. However, if they choose to keep going, they won’t be out unless they are still moving by the time their pair partner also says an agreed upon, unique stop phrase.

(This is mostly self policing and relies on your friends not to cheat or help each other cheat.)

This can be made more elaborate if running for an object gets boring, but the main difficulty is ensuring eliminations. Players will have to think carefully about how much further they can go before their partner says the phrase. They must honour the game and eliminate themselves if they’re still moving but their partner doesn’t see.

If you have any ideas for improving this one, let me know!

Sources: my brain, my friends, image source (a screenshot from my game)

(Sorry this post isn't prettily formatted and for the lack of pictures! I just wanted to get it out ASAP 😊 And sorry for the first post mods, I thought I had one!)

Harry Styles is a Thief Part III: An ONTD Original on how Legend Juan Gabriel was imitated for years

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It’s been almost three years since I first exposed occasional singer and retired actor Harry Edward Styles, 26 [citation needed], for the fashion thief that he is. First by eXposing him for stealing fashion cues from Brandon Flowers (2017). One year later by stealing fashion looks from a muppet and Icon, Gonzo (2018). And now? Mexican singer-songwriter and LEYENDA JuanGa aka Juan Gabriel. Que en paz descanse.

At this point I’m not even stunned he continues to steal from others unscathed. I just didn’t think Garry could stoop any lower than to steal from a Puppet of Color like Gonzo. But I was wrong. Taking from the dead, a new low even for Garry. But not uncommon. Thanks to this Twitter thread and ohmylol, this was brought to my attention. You already know the drill here, we will rate the fashion theft and looks.


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High and stolen in plain Caucasian daylight straight off JuanGa’s back. Microphone y todo.





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High. Garry even took the hanger.




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High. La Virgencita de Guadalupe is pissed. 🙏





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Pero muy High. Este pinche colonizer.




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High. No estás cansado Señorita Hilly?




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High. Ya no puedo más.




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High. Latina Oprah (Cristina Saralegui) is coming out of retirement and reviving “El show de Cristina” just to interview Garry and to get to the bottom of this thievery.




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High. Hola, I’d like to report an identity theft.




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High.
Abrázame muy fuerte, por qué me lo voy a joder!!1




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Do you want more? Not really. Well, Imma give you more. Read my previous theftvestigations with your quarantine meal 🍴 if you’d like.

Harry Styles is a Thief Part II: An ONTD Original on how Gonzo was imitated for years

ONTD Original: How Taylor Swift Snatched Britney Spears' Pop Team and Imitated Her Career

Harry Styles is a Thief: An ONTD Original on How Fashion Icon Brandon Flowers was Imitated For Years (as mentioned on Lainey Gossip).





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