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A Ranking of Christmas Horror Movies [ONTD Original]

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Still looking for that perfect holiday movie to watch? Here are 18 christmas horror films to give you some inspiration. They're all available to stream on either Tubi, Vudu, or Prime (not all for free, though). You'll notice that some of the bigger names, like Black Christmas, have been left out. I simply based this ranking on *only* the christmas movies that i've watched this month, and they all had to be movies I'd never seen before. Hopefully this list brings you new titles to watch. There are plenty more holiday horror flicks out there, so please feel free to discuss your favorites or least favorites in the comments!



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4t39dN.jpgLURKING FEAR

The town of Leffert’s Corners has been plagued by unearthly beings for decades, and now there is only a few people left, including the local priest and a woman traumatised by the death of her sister. But when John Martense turns up to claim his illicit family fortune, with bad guys in pursuit, the last stand had become a lot more complicated.

Lurking Fear is loosely based on H.P. Lovecraft's writing. I guess. It was boring. The best part about it was the makeup of the demons, but other than that, simply don't waste your time.





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vxiZwB.jpgTHE ELF

Nick is haunted by night terrors stemming from a tragic murder he saw when he was young. After inheriting an old toy shop, he discovers a cursed elf doll sealed inside an ancient chest with a naughty list of his family’s names written on it. He soon discovers that the elf was an evil conduit meant to unleash a supernatural killing spree during the Christmas Holidays by whomever set it free.

One of the shittiest films I've ever seen. Let's start with the acting. Horrible. Scenes of people being stabbed elicited no sound from the victim. The main actor was wooden. He had barely any lines and didn't tell his girlfriend anything, but whenever she'd ask him something he'd say, "It'S wHaT I'vE BeEn TrYiNg To TeLl YoU!" Actually, no you haven't because you've barely said anything all movie! And as for the story - well it took 40 minutes for the stupid elf to kill anyone, and the attack was off-screen. Sometimes the elf was a doll, sometimes it was cheap CGI. When we did finally see the elf attack, it was downright hilarious, which is the only reason why this isn't ranked as The Absolutely Worst on my list. Those few moments were far too rare to give this movie a positive review, though.


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i1RwNp.jpgCHRISTMAS TWISTER (aka F6 TWISTER)

On Christmas Day the Texas area to the South West of Forth Worth is struck by a massive storm system sprouting several severe tornadoes.

Well, this isn't really a horror movie, but I watched it for my challenge so I'm counting it. To get an idea of how bad this movie is, let's just say the title card misspelled "Christmas" as "Christams." That's my favorite thing about this movie. The next favorite thing about this movie is, and I don't care that it's a spoiler, but the dog lived. Otherwise, the movie was boring as hell. Not enough action scenes. I wanted more bad fx.



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E6OkYy.jpgXMAS TALE

During Christmas 1985, five friends who live in Cubelles, a summer town on the Costa Daurada, in Tarragona, make an unexpected discovery in the woods: a woman disguised as Santa Claus who has fallen into a hole dug in the middle of nowhere.

It's not that this movie was bad, just that it was... quite juvenile. It's part of a Spanish series called "Films to Keep You Awake". It might be scary if you're like ten years old, but otherwise, no. It's part friendship-drama, but also... zombie movie?! Cute.




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XjS9KY.jpgSILENT NIGHT, BLOODY NIGHT

A man inherits a mansion, which once was a mental home. He visits the place and begins to investigate some crimes that happened in old times, scaring the people living in the region.

This movie was a mix of unsettling but also boring. Some of the scenes were genuinely creepy - for example, the killer's phone calls! Also, the violence was well-done; the film begins with someone being burned alive. If you like slashers but haven't seen this, give it a watch. The script isn't perfect but it rings a few good notes. The story's connection to Christmas is thin, but I'm counting it anyway.



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O9d4sv.jpgALL THROUGH THE HOUSE

A deranged masked Santa-Slayer comes to town for some yuletide-terror. He leaves behind a bloody trail of mutilated bodies as he hunts his way to the front steps of the town’s most feared and notorious home.

Gore was A+. Really good practical effects. Story was B-/C+ it got VERY over the top. I was kind of like, oh this is what you're doing...? But, in terms of the Christmas spirit? A+!





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NLmZkl.jpgMERCY CHRISTMAS

When Michael Briskett meets the perfect woman, his ideal Christmas dream comes true when she invites him to her family’s holiday celebration. Dreams shattered, Michael struggles to survive once he realizes HE will be Christmas dinner.

It's pretty macabre and messed up. Good performance from the lead actor. I rooted for him the entire time.





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0TlaE8.jpgJULEBLOD (aka CHRISTMAS BLOOD)

Christmas Blood is a thriller-slasher about a feared serial killer, called Nissen, who has struck Norway’s countryside every Christmas Eve for over 13 years. Investigators Rasch and Hansen is trying to solve the riddle before he returns. This time it appears that it is northern Norway that will face Nissen’s bloodbath.

What the film lacks in plot is almost made up in its style and gore. It's decent enough if what you want is a movie that's nice to look at and features a killer in a santa suit, a high body count and the occasional jump scare.



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YQuwd8.jpgSECRET SANTA

Secret Santa tells the story of a group of eccentric college kids, struggling to get through the hectic exam period. A liquor filled party is planned. Adding a Secret Santa exchange for fun. Little do our characters know – A killer is in town and has a special present for all the good (and bad) girls and boys.

Now this was a pleasant surprise. The horrible acting in the opening scene almost made me turn it off, but I decided to give it a chance. The acting definitely improved as the story went on (not saying it's Oscar worthy, of course). And despite the lack of a high budget, the gore was impressive. The film had a retro style look and sound to it. And I never guessed who was responsible for the killings.


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WZQOWh.jpgDEAD END

Christmas Eve. On his way to his in-laws with his family, Frank Harrington decides to try a shortcut, for the first time in 20 years. It turns out to be the biggest mistake of his life.

It's a surreal, well-acted flick that pulls off the laughs and the scares. (With Ray Wise and Lin Shaye though, how could it not be good?!)




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GCH16F.jpgAMERICAN EXORCIST

A paranormal investigator, trapped in a haunted skyscraper on Christmas Eve. The skeptical young woman, Georgette Dubois, is horrified once confronted with the reality of the supernatural. She risks life and limb to escape her ghoulish prison, stranded on the 11th floor.

Falon Joslyn was really great in this - not only is she super cute but she basically carried the entire film. Bill Mosely's part was secondary and minor, although important. Scenes had cool lighting and the synth soundtrack was fun. Not totally keen on the ending, I think that was the weakest part. But overall enjoyable and one to watch with the lights off!



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9LJOJD.jpgJACK FROST

Serial killer is genetically mutated in car wreck on the way to his execution. After which, he becomes a murdering snowman hell-bent on revenge for the sheriff who caught him.

So stupid, but so funny. Jack Frost is a murderous snowman with some killer one-liners. Very creative death scenes here. Corny, but fun.






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TXgEbc.jpgCHRISTMAS EVIL

A toy factory worker, mentally scarred as a child upon learning Santa Claus is not real, suffers a nervous breakdown after being belittled at work, and embarks on a Yuletide killing spree.

Probably the most disturbing entry in all of these. And one hell of an ending!







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EFj8tY.jpgMOM

During a time when the city of Los Angeles is terrorized by animal attack style murders, a kindly elderly lady provides a nomad with room and board. It turns out that he is a werewolf and is responsible for the recent killings. He bites the elderly woman, turning her into a hungry werewolf. Now her adult son must try to prevent the both of them from doing any more harm.

In an early scene, we see that it's Christmas time with the title character setting up her holiday decorations. There's little more to tie this movie to Christmas but I'm still counting this in my Christmas horror. Anyway, what is better than a soon-to-be-grandma turning bloodthirsty werewolf?! I loved this movie!


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Angela, a corporate climber, gets stuck working late on Christmas Eve and finds herself the target of an unhinged security guard. With no help in sight, the woman must overcome physical and psychological challenges to survive.

I already wrote about this in my previous post. Wes Bentley is really good in his villain role.






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qAVihX.jpgRARE EXPORTS

It’s the eve of Christmas in northern Finland and an “archeological” dig has just unearthed the real Santa Claus. But this particular Santa isn’t the one you want coming to town. When all the local children begin mysteriously disappearing, young Pietari and his father Rauno, a reindeer hunter by trade, capture the mythological being and attempt to sell Santa to the misguided leader of the multinational corporation sponsoring the dig. Santa’s elves, however, will stop at nothing to free their fearless leader from captivity. What ensues is a wildly humorous nightmare – a fantastically bizarre polemic on modern day morality.

This is a weird one! Fun and dark. Recommended if you want to watch something offbeat this holiday season.


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Aliens invade Earth over the Christmas holidays, and it’s up to Santa Claus and his elves to save the world.

This no-budget - literally: there was no budget - horror movie about an alien invasion on Christmas Eve is so... awesomely terrible. I thought it would be a one-star viewing, but I was laughing so hard and enjoying the hell out of it so much that I gave it four stars. It'll likely be one of the most entertaining films you've ever seen. Don't watch a trailer because it will give the entire movie away. Just put it on (it's currently available on Prime) and enjoy the ride!



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tulRal.jpgKRAMPUS

A horror comedy based on the ancient legend about a pagan creature who punishes children on Christmas.

So Toni Collette has starred in two of the best horror films of all time?! I guess so! Krampus is hilarious, dark, and shockingly rated PG-13! I found out later that it's made by the same guy who did Trick R Treat, so now it all makes sense why it's so damn good. Will now be part of my annual Christmas movie watch!



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ONTD Original: Top 5 Youtuber Scandals of 2018

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5. Hotel exposes Elle Darby for asking for free rooms.

Youtube Elle Darby tried to ask for a free stay at a hotel offering to promote it, the hotel expose her with emails and publicly said 'How about no?' and that was enough to send her into a MELTDOWN.

4. Youtube tries to make things right by demon-etising smaller YouTubers

In early 2018 YT changed it's policy so that creators will now require 4000 channel views in the last 12 months and 1000 subscribers to qualify for ad revenue from YouTube. People threw a fucking fit.

3. Youtubers try the Tide Pod Challenge

Bunch of idiots filmed themselves biting into Tide laundry detergent capsules, with some of the videos racking up more than 100,000 hits. The American Association of Poison Control Centers (AAPCC) said there were enough cases of detergent pod ingestion in the first two weeks of 2018 to match all the cases reported in 2016. Youtube ended up removing tons of the videos as damage control.

2. Super Christian Bettany and not-gay-David get engaged.

Not as popular, but hilarious anyway. GirlDefined is your usual white christian conservative youtuber obsessed with having and boyfriend and not having sex til marriage. Shit hit the fan when one of the got engaged to a totally-not-gay-man. THE COMMENT SECTION WENT CRAZY!!!


1. Logan Paul films a dead body.

This asshole filmed a dead body in a suicide forest. Somehow his account is still active. If you're subscribed to him take a good look at your life.

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ONTD, what's the best Youtube comment you've ever read?

12 Crazy Stories of 2018

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There's less than one week left in 2018, so how about a trip down memory lane? Here's a look back at 12 of the more, uh, interesting stories we've discussed on ONTD this year.
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WHO BIT BEYONCE?
Back in March, everyone was trying to figure out who was the actress that, according to Tiffany Hadish, allegedly bit Beyonce. In one of the many posts we had about the mystery, several actresses were asked if they were the one responsible. One of the funnier responses came from Shirley MacLaine's people, who stated: “No, Shirley did not bite anything. She’s 83 years old, for God’s sake.



PEOPLE WANTED TO F*CK THE "LOST IN SPACE" ROBOT!


I don't know what else to say about this.

LIL XAN HOSPITALIZED AFTER HOT CHEETOS OVERDOSE
He posted on his Instagram about the medical emergency, saying, "I just want to let everybody know that I was in the hospital, not due to any drugs, but I guess I ate too many hot Cheetos." Apparently he ate too many and puked blood.

QUINCY JONES GAVE A WILD INTERVIEW
Actually he gave two interviews, where he claimed, among other things, that he was supposed to be at Sharon Tate's house the night she got murdered, that Marlon Brando slept with James Baldwin, Richard Pryor, and Marvin Gaye, and that he knows who killed Kennedy. The other ONTD post can be read here.

THE AUBREY O'DAY/DT JR. AFFAIR EXPOSED
In 2011, Aubrey was on Celebrity Apprentice. Human garbage Donald Trump, Jr, pursued her and reportedly told Aubrey that he was separating from his wife. It all got exposed this year. FYI, we also had this post, "Did Aubrey O'Day post photos of Donald Trump Jr's feet in bed when they were having an affair?".

GRIMES AND ELON MUSK ARE A COUPLE; ALSO ALL THAT CRAZINESS WITH AZEALIA BANKS
Grimes was in a lot of ...interesting posts this year. There was the announcement of her dating Elon, linked above, but there was also her tweeting about hentai. And then there was Azealia Banks waiting for Grimes at Elon's house for DAYS. In the follow-up post Azealia claimed that they wanted her in a threesome, and talks about his dick and accent here.

"MY BOYFRIEND IS A BEAR" GETS MOVIE RIGHTS
Pamela Ribon's graphic novel "My Boyfriend Is a Bear" will soon (IDK when tbh) be coming to a theater near you.

THAT WHOLE "BIG DICK ENERGY" THING
"Big Dick Energy" was inspired by Ariana Grande telling everyone via Twitter that her then-boyfriend, Pete Davidson, was a good 10 inches. After that, way too many people began speculating and debating who has "BDE". (ETA: Tidbit from djbbgoose: "bde was coined by twitter user imbobswaget in reference to Anthony Bourdain, it just gained popularity after NyMag used it in reference to pieter davidsön".)

THE BACHELOR DUMPS HIS FIANCE FOR THE RUNNER-UP
This year's The Bachelor finale was absolutely bonkers: Arie decided to break things off with Becca, who he had proposed to, to be with Lauren, the runner-up who he had dumped. Of course they did the break-up on camera and it was, unsurprisingly, super gross (but made for a really fun viewing post.)

NATURAL FOOD BLOGGER'S COOKBOOK RECALLED BECAUSE OF TOXIC INGREDIENTS
Blogger/Instagrammer Johnna Holmgren published a cookbook, Tales From A Forager's Kitchen, which featured toxic ingredients such raw morel mushrooms and raw elderberries, which can cause illness. Following an intense backlash, publication of the cookbook has been discontinued.

DAVID SCHWIMMER DIDN'T ROB THAT STORE
A man robbed a beer store in the UK. Following the release of the store's security cam footage, everyone noticed a similarity between the robber and actor David Schwimmer.

CAT CRASHES THE CATWALK
Let's end this review with some feline adorable-ness. At the end of October, a stray cat in Istanbul crashed The 2018 Esmod International Fashion Show. And she (or he) walks so much better than Kendall!

FUN STORIES THAT DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT, but are worth remembering!:There is now lady friendly Doritos!/People thought Little Italy was a fake movie/Kanye says he would smash Kim's sisters/Lena Dunham asks: Tim or Noah?/Soulja boy released a gaming console and other questionable electronics/"bowsette" became a thing/Rami Malek had a viral fan encounter



SOURCES: ONTD posts linked throughout
Icons in graphic made by Good Ware from www.flaticon.com and used under a Creative Commons license.

Thanks for a fun year, ONTD!

ONTD Original: 5 Great Book Moments in Television History

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Lucy, letting the murder mystery she's reading get to her head, begins to suspect Ricky is trying to kill her



Lucy becomes so engrossed in the murder mystery she's reading that imagination starts getting away from her. Convinced Ricky is plotting her murder, she arms herself with metal kitchenware in the hopes it will protect her from a bullet.



Rory's Bus Books



Many a bookworm can attest to having a location designated for the books they're currently reading. In the past, I've had a Living Room Book, a Night Stand Book, and a Lunch Book. Rory Gilmore takes it a step further by having MULTIPLE Bus Books because she doesn't know what she'll be in the mood to read.

Joey puts The Shining (and Little Women) in the freezer



Remember when Joey Tribbiani wasn't a complete cartoon of a character? He was a little doofy but still well-rounded enough to be a reader of horror and even willing to give a children's classic a shot. He even grew attached enough to the March sisters to want to put the book in the freezer when Beth got really, really sick.

Dustin needs his paddles



(I apologize for the quality of the video; this was all I could find.)

Dustin needs to check out some books from the Hawkins pubic library but unfortunately, he's already maxed out on the 5 book limit (a ridiculousy low limit, I might add). Dustin claims he's on a "curiosity voyage" and the books are his paddles. The librarian is not buying his bs so he just straight up steals the books, screaming "I need my paddles!" on the way out.

Lucy misses a book Ricky tosses her and receives a black eye.



In the Black Eye, Lucy picks up a book Ricky was previously reading and gets so immersed that she's not wiling to give it back. They compromise and decide to read it together until it's time for the Mertzes to come over. Ricky tosses Lucy the book to put away and hits her square in the eye. This episode, which aired in 1953, can be very cringe worthy for a 2018 audience for its flippant treatment of domestic violence. But it is fairly charming seeing a husband and wife read an engrossing book to each other.





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ONTD Reading Challenge January: Read a Book That is Being Adapted into a Movie or TV Show in 2019!

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The January task for the ONTD READING CHALLENGE is to read a book that is being adapted into a movie or tv show in 2019. To help you pick your book of the month, hjalmartazar and yours truly have selected some of the coolest-sounding upcoming adaptations.

The books listed here are not the only ones being adapted in 2019, so if none of these catches your eye, you can always read something else! Check out the sources for more titles, but always check to see if the adaptation is really scheduled for 2019 (Death on the Nile, for example, has already been pushed back to 2020, and films like The Rosie Project that are vaguely "in development" with no premiere date in sight, stills or trailer, are probably stuck in development hell).


The Goldfinch (Donna Tartt) - October



Adaptation cast: Nicole Kidman, Ansel Potato, Sarah Paulson, Finn Wolfhard

Book summary: Theo Decker, a thirteen-year-old New Yorker, miraculously survives an accident that kills his mother. Abandoned by his father, Theo is taken in by the family of a wealthy friend. Bewildered by his strange new home on Park Avenue, disturbed by schoolmates who don't know how to talk to him, and tormented above all by his unbearable longing for his mother, he clings to one thing that reminds him of her: a small, mysteriously captivating painting that ultimately draws Theo into the underworld of art. As an adult, Theo moves silkily between the drawing rooms of the rich and the dusty labyrinth of an antiques store where he works. He is alienated and in love-and at the center of a narrowing, ever more dangerous circle.


The Woman in the Window (AJ Finn) - October 4



Adaptation cast: Amy Adams, Gary Oldman, Julianne Moore

Book summary: Anna Fox lives alone—a recluse in her New York City home, unable to venture outside. She spends her day drinking wine (maybe too much), watching old movies, recalling happier times... and spying on her neighbors. Then the Russells move into the house across the way: a father, a mother, their teenage son. The perfect family. But when Anna, gazing out her window one night, sees something she shouldn’t, her world begins to crumble—and its shocking secrets are laid bare.


Pet Sematary (Stephen King) - April 5



Adaptation cast: John Lithgow

Book summary: When the Creeds move into a beautiful old house in rural Maine, it all seems too good to be true: physician father, beautiful wife, charming little daughter, adorable infant son -- and now an idyllic home. As a family, they've got it all...right down to the friendly cat. But the nearby woods hide a blood-chilling truth -- more terrifying than death itself...and hideously more powerful.


Lovecraft Country (Matt Ruff) - HBO series



Adaptation cast: Aunjanue Ellis, Jonathan Majors, Michael Kenneth Williams

Book summary: Chicago, 1954. When his father Montrose goes missing, twenty-two year old Army veteran Atticus Turner embarks on a road trip to New England to find him, accompanied by his Uncle George—publisher of The Safe Negro Travel Guide—and his childhood friend Letitia. On their journey to the manor of Mr. Braithwhite—heir to the estate that owned Atticus’s great grandmother—they encounter both mundane terrors of white America and malevolent spirits that seem straight out of the weird tales George devours. At the manor, Atticus discovers his father in chains, held prisoner by a secret cabal named the Order of the Ancient Dawn—led by Samuel Braithwhite and his son Caleb—which has gathered to orchestrate a ritual that shockingly centers on Atticus. And his one hope of salvation may be the seed of his—and the whole Turner clan’s—destruction.


Nos4a2 (Joe Hill) - AMC series



Adaptation cast: Ashleigh Cummings, Zachary Quinto

Book summary: Victoria McQueen has a secret gift for finding things: a misplaced bracelet, a missing photograph, answers to unanswerable questions. On her Raleigh Tuff Burner bike, she makes her way to a rickety covered bridge that, within moments, takes her wherever she needs to go, whether it’s across Massachusetts or across the country. Charles Talent Manx has a way with children. He likes to take them for rides in his 1938 Rolls-Royce Wraith with the NOS4A2 vanity plate. With his old car, he can slip right out of the everyday world, and onto the hidden roads that transport them to an astonishing – and terrifying – playground of amusements he calls “Christmasland.” Then, one day, Vic goes looking for trouble—and finds Manx. That was a lifetime ago. Now Vic, the only kid to ever escape Manx’s unmitigated evil, is all grown up and desperate to forget. But Charlie Manx never stopped thinking about Victoria McQueen. He’s on the road again and he’s picked up a new passenger: Vic’s own son.


Artemis Fowl (Eoin Colfer) - August 9



Adaptation cast: Judi Dench, Ferdia Shaw, Josh Gad, Miranda Raison, Hong Chau

Book summary: Twelve-year-old Artemis Fowl is a millionaire, a genius—and, above all, a criminal mastermind. But even Artemis doesn't know what he's taken on when he kidnaps a fairy, Captain Holly Short of the LEPrecon Unit. These aren't the fairies of bedtime stories—they're dangerous!


Little Women (Louisa May Alcott) - December 25



Adaptation cast: Emma Watson, Saoirse Ronan, Meryl Streep, Timothee Chalamet, Laura Dern

Book summary: Meg, Jo, Amy, and Beth--four "little women" enduring hardships and enjoying adventures in Civil War New England.


All the Bright Places (Jennifer Niven)



Adaptation cast: Elle Fanning, Justice Smith, Luke Wilson, Keegan-Michael Key

Book summary: Theodore Finch is fascinated by death, and he constantly thinks of ways he might kill himself. But each time, something good, no matter how small, stops him. Violet Markey lives for the future, counting the days until graduation, when she can escape her Indiana town and her aching grief in the wake of her sister’s recent death. When Finch and Violet meet on the ledge of the bell tower at school, it’s unclear who saves whom. And when they pair up on a project to discover the “natural wonders” of their state, both Finch and Violet make more important discoveries: It’s only with Violet that Finch can be himself—a weird, funny, live-out-loud guy who’s not such a freak after all. And it’s only with Finch that Violet can forget to count away the days and start living them. But as Violet’s world grows, Finch’s begins to shrink.


Catch-22 (Joseph Heller) - Hulu series



Adaptation cast: George Clooney, Hugh Laurie, Kyle Chandler

Book summary: Set in the closing months of World War II, this is the story of a bombardier named Yossarian who is frantic and furious because thousands of people he has never met are trying to kill him. His real problem is not the enemy - it is his own army which keeps increasing the number of missions the men must fly to complete their service. If Yossarian makes any attempts to excuse himself from the perilous missions then he is caught in Catch-22: if he flies he is crazy, and doesn't have to; but if he doesn't want to he must be sane and has to. That's some catch...


The Sun is Also a Star (Nicola Yoon) - May 17



Adaptation cast: Yara Shahidi, Charles Melton

Book summary: Two teens--Daniel, the son of Korean shopkeepers, and Natasha, whose family is here illegally from Jamaica--cross paths in New York City on an eventful day in their lives--Daniel is on his way to an interview with a Yale alum, Natasha is meeting with a lawyer to try and prevent her family's deportation to Jamaica--and fall in love.



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Best of ONTD 2018 Nominations Post!!

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HOW TO NOMINATE

I know y'all don't like to read, but this is important!!


- Please wait to nominate until I have added all categories in the comments section.

- Reply to my original comment (that has the category in the subject line) if you would like to nominate something/someone. Please try to check if your choice for a given category has already been submitted before commenting.

- If you agree with someone else's nomination, reply to it with a +1.

- The categories for this year are under the cut with explanations. You can click the names to take you directly to that nomination thread.

- No OT comments! They will be deleted.

I will be counting the nominations starting Sunday, December 30th. The voting post will be live Monday, December 31th and the results will be posted on Wednesday, January 2st.


Post of the Year
Which post really brought everyone together and showed the true spirit of ONTD?
Please include a link!

Female Celeb of the Year
Your favorite queen of the year.

Male Celeb of the Year
Your favorite man-who-didn't-totally-suck this year.

Scandal of the Year
These were the gifts that kept on giving, or the most shocking revelations of 2018.

Best Scandal Name
The best scandal name that ONTD came up with in 2018.

Worst of 2018
The worst thing/event about 2018.

Meme/Gif of the Year
Your fave memes/gifs of the year. Please post the actual image.

Word/Phrase of the Year
What word or phrase became a big part of the ONTD culture this year?

Comment of the Year
What was the best comment made on a ONTD post this year?
Please provide a link, or at least a screenshot.

Thread of the Year
Any thread that you thought was amazing.
Please provide a link to the thread!

ONTD Member of the Year
Which member do you think is the funniest, smartest, most outrageous, etc?

Most Devastating Break-up
Any celeb couple that called it quits and left you wondering "is true love dead?"

Celeb We Got Sick of in 2018
Any celeb from 2018 you wish would be banned from ONTD in the new year
(but it's not gonna happen, sorry!)

Breakout Celeb of the Year
Which newcomer really made a splash this year?

Best Celeb Social Media
Whose social media had us addicted in 2018?

Most WTF Celeb Baby Name of the Year
Which celeb baby got the most outlandish (or just the worst) name this year?

Most Vile Celeb
The most repugnant celeb posted about on ONTD in 2018.
These are celebs with no redeeming qualities, not just problematic ones.

Messiest/Most Problematic Celeb
Any celeb that consistently showed their ass or aired their dirty laundry this year.
Not to be confused with most vile, the messiest/problematic celeb *may* be
somewhat still likable or they have quite a few stans left on ONTD.

Best Movie of the Year
Best movie released in 2018.

Worst Movie of the Year
Worst movie released in 2018.

Best TV Show of the Year
Best TV show of 2018.

Worst Show of the Year
Worst show released in 2018.

Best TV Revival of the Year
Best TV show revival of 2018.

Worst TV Revival of the Year
Worst TV show revival of 2018.

Best Song of the Year
Best song of 2018.

Worst Song of the Year
Worst song of 2018.

Best Album of the Year
Best album of 2018.

Worst Album of the Year
Worst album of 2018.

Athlete/Team of the Year
Best athlete or team of 2018.

Video/Cellphone Game of the Year
Best video or cellphone game released in 2018.

Celeb Who Disappointed Us
A celeb that made us yell "WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU!"
and/or made us turn in our stan cards this year.

Ultimate Celeb Downfall
A celeb that made us say "HA, SUFFER!" as they finally got their comeuppance in 2018.



Credits:
misslilia84 (RIP) for like 95% of this post, since I basically copied and pasted and tweaked a few things from their previous post
dangerbuffalo (RIP), rovinja, shittysoup, and arellaj for contributing category ideas the past couple years!
dbil for the amazing header images!

ONTD Original: Top 6 TV moments that made us ugly cry in 2018

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6. Mama Tammye's message for the Fab 5
'Queer Eye' - 2x01 - God Bless Gay


(scene starts at 11:10)

Mama Tammye is when you think how an angel should be. The woman is filled with love for people, she didn't want her house restored but a community shelter she volunteered for and her final thank you message for the Fab5 is amazing. More people like her in this world pls.



5. Paige's train scene.
'The Americans' - 6x10 - START


After being made by the F.B.I. the main couple had to flee the country, and then just as they think they’ve safely avoided the authorities on a surprise passport check and will easily make it to Canada, Elizabeth looks out her window and sees her daughter standing there. Paige has chosen to stay behind and they'll probably never see her again.


4. Dre and Bow's separation.
'Black-ish' - 4x22 - Collateral Damage


Blackish has always had a ton of heart, but it literally broke ours when they realized that their 20-year marriage just wasn’t working anymore. They keep things civil until they have one of their ugly, painful arguments in the middle of Junior’s graduation party. It’s so upsetting that even Diane breaks down into actual tears of confusion before running off.


3. Penelope refuses to say good-bye to her mom.
'One Day at a Time' - 2x13 - Not Yet


The season-two finale of One Day at a Time has each character come in and deliver sometimes heartwarming, sometimes heartbreaking monologues to Lydia, the show's grandma who was in an induced comma. Penelope refuses to say goodbye and crawls into the hospital bed to lay next to her mother and begins singing “Cielito Lindo”. By then you're a fucking mess.


2. Jack dies AFTER the fire.
'This is Us' - 2x14 - Super Bowl Sunday


We knew it was going to happen. We didn't know how. Mandy Moore fucking DELIVERED, and watching her go from total denial to seeing Jack's cold body with tubes and stuff. It was just heartbreaking.


1. Meicoomon dies.
'Digimon Adventure Tri' - 1x23 - Our future, Part 5


Now hear me out... you may be going 'This is anime, it'll never be as emotional as a real show' but Digimon pulled a 'Marley & Me'. The entire Digimon revival follows the old kids and a new digidestined with her digimon partner Meicoomon, who's infected by a virus and becomes evil, in the end, they have to kill the evil Meicoomon to save the planet, but inside there was still the good old little Meicoomon. Her digidestined had to keep her tears when Meicoomon said goodbye and by then YOU ARE A FUCKING CRYING MESS.

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ONTD, what moment made you cry this year?

ONTD ORIGINAL: 5 People From Black Mirror (+ Their Careers Afterward)

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Full disclaimer; I have never seen an episode of Black Mirror outside of USS Callister. But I have seen way, way too many movies by people who were in Black Mirror. So let's look at some careers, starting with surprise star Daniel Kaluuya;


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Black Mirror episode;“Fifteen Million Merits”
Notable Filmography; Skins, Sicario, Kick-Ass 2, Get Out, Black Panther

Despite playin A Guy With a Gun and A Name Who Knew Emily Blunt in Sicario, Daniel really became an (American) household name in 2017’s “Get Out”, where he played the ill at ease photographer Chris Washington and was nominated for Best Actor at the Oscars for the role. Go, Daniel!

Now I have not seen Widows, but it surprised me that I had to hit ‘see full cast” for him to appear on the IMDB page as villain Jatemme Manning. He's picking careful projects, and I'm excited to see what comes next.

COMING SOON: The future looks bright.

  • Queen and Slim

  • an animated movie called A Christmas Carol

  • Black Panther 2: W’Kabi is in Jail For Treason Against The Throne. (is my guess).


But he was not the only Black Mirror alumni to be in the biggest movie of 2018; So was Letitia Wright.


Black Mirror episode:“Black Museum”
Notable Filmography: Black Panther, Avengers Infinity War

Despite a relatively small filmography, Letitia has won hearts and minds as Princess Shuri, the science-tech genius of Wakanda who has grown weary of the superpowered white men who keep falling within her country's borders. She was recently cast as the female lead in the sci-fi romance adaptation of “Hold Back The Stars” with costar/Other British-although-not-appearing-on-this-list Legend John Boyega.

She is on the up and up, and I can’t wait to see what she does next.

COMING SOON: The future looks interesting.
Avengers Endgame (So, she survived the Snap!)
Guava Island, a film by Hiro Murai, produced and directed by Donglover Donald Glover.


But that's not the only Disney movie by a black director and loads of CG that came out in 2018, Gugu Mbatha-Raw was in another one just a few short weeks later;

Black Mirror episode: “San Junipero”, quite possibly the most popular (and positive) episode of them all.
Notable Filmography: Jupiter Ascending, The Cloverfield Paradox, Belle, A Wrinkle in Time, Beauty and The Beast (2017), Beyond the Lights.


Oh, Gugu.

Belle was pretty good, and I like Jupiter Ascending, I didn’t give Beauty and The Beast an honest shot bc I don’t care, but the less said about Cloverfied Paradox the better. She was not the worst part by far - arguably the best - but the whole movie stank to high heaven.

Her minute role in A Wrinkle In Time was a blessing in diguise that she did not have to traipse around weird nonsensical CGI land.

Here’s hoping Gugu can land the role she really deserves.

Coming Soon: The Future Looks Oscar-Baity
Summerland (Sadly, not based upon the Michael Chabon novel)
Motherless Brooklyn

But that was not the only movie to be released on March 9th, 2018 that failed to capture anyone's good will.  It's not a year in filmgoing if we don't have Toby Kebbell being in an absolutely off the wall bonkers movie, now is it?

That's the nice way of saying bad.


Black Mirror episode:“The Entire History of You” (The only episode to my knowledge that has film rights bought.)
Notable Filmography: Dawn/War of The Planet of the Apes, Rocknrolla, The East, Kong Skull Island, A Monster Calls, Gold, The Hurricane Heist, Destroyer (Allegedly), Fantastic 4 (2015), The Sorcerer's Apprentice, Warcraft.

When you’re talented but your filmography is very help_me_ja_rule.gif.

Often the best part of the worst movies, I tried to keep it to the good movies only. I’ve seen everything I listed above sans Gold (Just didn’t care) and Destroyer (#ThanksAnnapurna).

With nothing on the docket for 2019, let’s hope that Sony’s Bloodshot will not be one more nail in his coffin.

Coming Soon: The Future Looks Uncertain:
Extrasensory*
Becoming*
Bloodshot
An M. Night Apple TV show! Yaaay.

*(These were announced in at least 2016 but I’m not sure if they’ve even been made. I think Becoming has been because it has a poster on IMDB and actual information and a Letterboxd page but idk. I need it to happen tho bc he’s posessed by a demon in that one 👀🔥❤️ )

And finally, just when you thought you could not see him everywhere, here's Domhall Gleeson. Yes, he was here too!

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I actually had to take this gif from an Imagine blog bc there are a surprising LACK of gifs about Hux out there.

Black Mirror Episode:“Be Right Back”
Notable Filmography: Peter Rabbit, Ex Machina, Star Wars The Force Awakens, the highest rated Star Wars movie known as The Last Jedi, Goodbye Christopher Robin, mother!, American Made, Calvary.

Once “The Man Who Was Everywhere”, you may have seen Gleeson in the above episode and a bunch of movies, some clearly shot with the intention to be Oscar bait that just never really took off. Did anyone see Goodbye Christopher Robin? Or American Made?

But many, many people saw Peter Rabbit. Which I really enjoyed. No word on if he will return for the sequel. If you haven't seen Calvary, you should.

Coming Soon: The Future Looks Not As Busy:
Star Wars Episode IV
The Kitchen

I didn't included people that I know ya'll know because I hardly know them. I can open the IMDB page and stare at it but I couldn't write about it. Would you *like* me to scrape together some words about Hayley Atwell when I barely know of her?

Of course not.

So ya'll can do it! And get hyped for Bandersnatch! Ya'll enjoy it, ya hear?

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Indie Film Release Guide: December 28th [An ONTD Original]

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Here it is, the last indie film round-up of 2018! This marks another light week of releases on the indie front, but there are some big, highly anticipated ones in here (and yes, technically many of these films came out on Christmas Day, but I was busy). This week, Annapurna and John C. Reilly go head to head with themselves, and sandstorm's most anticipated release of 2018 makes its debut on the big screen.

The films listed are from studios other than the “Big Six” - Paramount, Warner Brothers, 20th Century Fox, Universal, Columbia and Disney. Note that some of the movies listed are in their first week or two of limited release in the USA, so it may take them a few more weeks (or months) to show up in your local arthouse theater or on VOD. Check out the posts from the past few weeks for more movies that may have just opened near you: December 21st, December 14th, December 7th.

Destroyer



Stars: Nicole Kidman, Sebastian Stan, Toby Kebbell, Tatiana Maslany
Writer: Phil Hay and Matt Manfredi
Director: Karyn Kusama
Genre: Action, Crime, Drama
Plot: A police detective reconnects with people from an undercover assignment in her distant past in order to make peace.
What you should know: Director Karyn Kusama incorporates the sounds and sights of locations all over Los Angeles in this film. She and writer/husband Phil Hay say they actively seek to write and direct films set in LA.
Opens in: NYC & LA



Vice



Stars: Christian Bale, Amy Adams, Steve Carell, Sam Rockwell
Written and directed by: Adam McKay
Genre: Biography, Comedy, Drama
Plot: The story of Dick Cheney, an unassuming bureaucratic Washington insider, who quietly wielded immense power as Vice President to George W. Bush, reshaping the country and the globe in ways that we still feel today.
What you should know: To portray Lynne Cheney, Amy Adams stayed in character throughout the duration of the shoot for the first time ever.
Opens in: Wide


On The Basis of Sex



Stars: Felicity Jones, Armie Hammer, Justin Theroux, Sam Waterston
Writer: Daniel Stiepleton
Director: Mimi Leder
Genre: Biography, Drama
Plot: The story of Ruth Bader Ginsburg, her struggles for equal rights, and what she had to overcome in order to become a U.S. Supreme Court Justice.
What you should know: As you may already know, Natalie Portman was originally attached to play RBG, but the project was stuck in development for years.
Opens in: Select cities


Stan & Ollie



Stars: John C. Reilly, Steve Coogan, Shirley Henderson, Danny Huston
Writer: Jeff Pope
Director: Jon S. Baird
Genre: Biography, Comedy, Drama
Plot: Laurel and Hardy, the world's most famous comedy duo, attempt to reignite their film careers as they embark on what becomes their swan song - a grueling theatre tour of post-war Britain.
What you should know: Reilly and Coogan were the first choices for playing Laurel and Hardy, who writer Jeff Pope idolized.
Opens in: NYC & LA


Take Point



Stars: Jung-Woo Ha, Sun-kyun Lee, Jennifer Ehle, Kevin Durand
Writer: Myung Chan Kang, Byung-woo Kim
Director: Byung-woo Kim
Genre: Action
Plot: On the day of the U.S. presidential election in 2024, Ahab and his team of elite mercenaries embark on a secret CIA mission to abduct North Korea's Armed Forces Minister in an underground bunker below the Korean Demilitarized Zone (DMZ). However, they get caught in the crossfire which causes tensions to escalate to the brink of World War III.
What you should know: Based on the novel by Sang-yeon Park
Opens in: LA


Kill Mobile



Stars: Dawei Tong, Li Ma, Siyan Huo, Shan Qiao
Writer: Xiao Li, Huan Wang, Si Wang
Director: Miao Yu
Genre: Drama, Comedy
Plot: Seven friends get together for dinner, and decided to play a game where they must share all messages and calls from their cell phones. Hilarity and drama ensue together as everyone's secrets are unveiled and the seven friends find themselves more like strangers to each other.
What you should know: It’s in Mandarin
Opens in: Select cities


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What have you seen lately, ONTD? What films are you planning to see soon?

ONTD Original: Monthly Movie Challenge - January

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I’m starting this whole thing out with 10 tasks. For each task you can pick whatever movie fits within the guidelines, I've added suggestions. I tried to add tasks that would allow you to get movies on Netflix, Amazon Prime, and/or Hulu – but there’s also Kanopy and Hoopla (both of which you can get free access through your library or university). Some movies you choose can be rewatches for you but try to have at least half be movies you’ve never watched before. Have a different movie for each task – that is, don’t have the same movie for task 2 and task 10. You don't have to do all 10 tasks (also, how the fuck would I know how many you do?!), but here's a list that maybe will get you to watch a variety of movies.


Tasks:
1. Watch a documentary - any subject
2. Watch a musical (Umbrellas of Cherbourg, Mary Poppins, La La Land, An American in Paris, etc.) OR, if you're a Debbie Downer who doesn't like fun, watch a movie about a musician (can be a documentary or fictional - so something like Amy or Vox Lux)
3. Watch a movie that was written and directed by a woman (Raw, Set It Up, Miseducation of Cameron Post, Lady Bird, Saving Face, etc.)
4. Watch a movie filmed partially or completely where you live (I live in Orlando so I can choose a movie filmed in Orlando or in Florida - so The Florida Project or Spring Breaker, etc.)
5. Watch a movie featured on AFI's 100 Greatest Movies of all time
6. Watch a movie with a score of 90 or higher on Metacritic (you can go here and then filter by streaming site – under the “all movies” tab you can pick Netflix, Prime, or Hulu).
7. Watch a movie that was released in 2018.
8. Watch a movie that was originally released during your birth month (mine is October, so I could watch any movie that was originally released in October, no matter what year – so I can watch Whip It which came out in October 2009) – use this to come up with some ideas
9. Watch a movie with a location in the title (Gangs of New York, Nashville, Paris is Burning, Orlando, American Graffiti, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, etc.)
10. Watch a movie in a different language from the one you mainly speak (I mainly speak English, so I could watch a movie in Spanish, French, German, Korean, etc.)

Bonus Task:
- January 15th is National Hat Day, watch a movie where someone is wearing a hat in the poster (Mudbound, Paddington 1 & 2, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, Rushmore, The Rider, etc.)


If anyone actually cares about this I'll try to continue and have a new list of tasks for each month.

ONTD, what do you plan on watching this month?



SOURCES: Tasks by me, links in this post are: 1, 2, 3, 4.

ONTD Orginal: 10 Best Levels in Platform Game

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I have been promising you guys this post for a while now but stuff happens.  Anyway...lets get started!  :D



1) Raymen Legend:  Castle Rock
WHile all of the final stage levels of this game were gems, my favorite has to go to Castle Rock (second place go to Eye of the Tiger).  The music matching to your moves were prefection.  It is a level that I played several times...even after I got the little tinsys.


2)  Sonic 2:  Casino Night Zone
I will always have a soft spot for Sonic even if the latest games have been trash.  I remember when I was a young girl being engrossed by this level.  The lights and the music totally stole my heart.


3) Gex 2:  Enter the Gecko (Kung-Fu Theatre)
Orignally, this was my brother's game until I stole it.  (I regret nothing.)  This game was fun with gex and his hilarious comments.  The exploration and the platform elements were blast too  The kung-fu level was my favorite.



4)Ratchet and Clank:  A Crack in Time (Krell Canyon)
I adore these games like nothing else.   To see Ratchet and Clank's friendship evolve from the game to game, it has break my heart...put back together and ultimately, warm it.  It was hard to choose a level from this series.  I choose Krell Canyon for the amount time that I tried to get the skill point and bolt harvesting for the R.Y.N.O weapon. On that note: (Okay, Insomanic...finish this series already)


5) Sypro (Misty Bog)
I am not going to lie...I played all of these games and I couldn't remember a single level.  (Sorry, ONTD)  The only level that I could remember had bog in its name.  So, with the help of youtube, I find the level that I remembered.    After watching the video, I am still not quite sure why I remember this stage.  XD


6)Crash Bandicoot 2:  Bear Down
Crahs Brandicoot is probably one of my favorite platformers for the Playstation.  I am totally not going to tell you how much time I spent collecting crystal, metals, etc to complete levels in this wacky trilogy.  So why this level?  Bear down left biggest impression on me as a kid since suddenly, you aren't in jungles or caves anymore but white snow with a cute little polar bear.


7) Super Mario Bros 3
If I could, I would do a post just for the super mario bros series (if ONTD wants one, I can totally do it).  I remember the first level that I got this suit....and started running...I went holy cookies...I can fly now.  I also have a soft spot for the haunted level as well.


8) Wario Land
I actually debated about putting any of spin offs here due to the amount of them.  Guess what?  My list.  I decided to add Wario Land.  I played this game multiple times...it was so much fun.  While youtube didn't have sections of this game, I remember loving the castle level.  It was one of my first games that I got for my Game Boy....also the game that I lost when my brother threw my gameboy into the toilet.  :( RIP game.

9)  Kirby's Super Adventure
This is only Kirby game that I ever played...I truly love it.  Kirby was cute and totally enjoy the platform elements.  The bosses were a blast to face.


10) Mickey Mouse's World of Illusion (Wonderland)
Wait...what is this?  This game was one of the first games that me and my brother played together since we could play as Donald and Mickey.  I enjoy this game until the last stage when we go through all of those damn rooms.  My favorite level was the Wonderland level.


What is your favorite platformer, ONTD?

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ONTD Original: Best songs written by Babyface

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Kenneth Edmonds best known as Babyface (a name Bootsy Collins gave him) is one of the best songwriters and producers in music history. He has written and produced over 26 #1 R&B hits throughout his career and has won 11 Grammy Awards. NME (New Music Express) ranked him at #20 on their list of The Greatest Producers Ever list.

With his bandmate Antonio “L.A.” Reid, from the group the Deele, they would form a successful writing & producing partnership (sometimes along with Daryl Simmons). Babyface and Reid would also form together LAFace records.

Included in his illustrious career, Babyface wrote & produced almost the entire Waiting to Exhale soundtrack (only one song he didn’t write) and helped write majority of the songs on the Boomerang&Soul Food soundtracks.

My list consists of songs that Babyface wrote either by himself, with the featured artist or with his with his writing partners of Reid and Simmons. Also, one artist will appear on the list once and there is no order at all to the list.

Now let’s begin…

Can We Talk (1993)

Tevin Campbell

Written by: Babyface, Daryl Simmons


Along with co-writing the song, Babyface also produced the song. Can We Talk was a top ten hit on the Billboard Hot 100 peaking at #9, spent the three weeks at #1 on the Billboard R&B charts and sold 500,000 copies (which became certified gold).


I’m Your Baby Tonight (1990)

Whitney Houston

Written by: Babyface, L.A. Reid


Another all-time favorite of mine, I’m Your Baby was Houston’s eighth #1 hit on the Hot 100.
FYI: Because she wanted to go the mall before it closed, Whitney sung this song in one take in the studio.

Here is more info: “Whitney had an hour to record before the mall closed and she really wanted to go before close. The bridge of the song wasn’t even written yet. So she said let’s go, sang the song from top to bottom. Nailed it! Then Babyface wrote the bridge super fast so she could make it to the mall in time. Incredibly rare singer. She flew in and recorded the song so easily.”

End of the Road (1992)

Boys II Men

Written by: Babyface, L.A. Reid, Daryl Simmons


End of the Road (from the Boomerang Soundtrack) is considered one of the most successful songs of all time where it spent a then record breaking 13 weeks at #1 on the Hot 100. The song was the #1 single of 1992 on the Billboard Year-End Hot 100 singles of 1992 and won the group the Grammys for Best R&B Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocals and Best R&B Song.

Baby-Baby-Baby (1992)

TLC

Written by: Babyface, L.A. Reid, Daryl Simmons


Baby-Baby-Baby was the second single off their debut album where it was #2 on the Hot 100 for six consecutive weeks and #1 on the R&B charts (where it gave them their single on this chart)
FYI: Baby-Baby-Baby was filmed at Bowie State University.

Every Little Step (1989)

Bobby Brown

Written by: Babyface, L.A. Reid


There were so many songs from Bobby Brown’s Don’t Be Cruel album that could’ve been on this list but at end I chose this one where it reached #3 on the Hot 100 and #1 on the Hot Black Singles chart. It also gave Brown his first career Grammy award (where he won for Best Male R&B Vocal Performance).
FYI: It has been rumored that Bobby’s former New Edition bandmate Ralph Tresvant both sung lead on Every Little Step by former manager Steven Machat.

The rest of the list is under the spoiler below:



Superwoman (1989)

Karyn White

Written by: Babyface, L.A. Reid, Daryl Simmons


One of most underrated R&B singers around the late 80s-early 90s, Karyn White had her second top ten (peaking at #8) on the Hot 100 and second R&B #1 hit.
FYI: Karyn White was married to producer Terry Lewis (and they have a daughter Ashley Nicole together).

Whip Appeal (1990)

Babyface

Written by: Babyface, Pebbles


Couldn’t make this list about Babyface without featuring one of his songs. Whip Appeal peaked at #6 on the Hot 100 in April 1990.
FYI: Babyface met his future wife (and ex-wife) Tracy Edmonds on the set when she auditioned for a role in the video.

Take a Bow (1994)

Madonna

Written By: Babyface, Madonna


Of the many Madonna songs that I like/love, Take a Bow is by far my favorite. After being impressed with Babyface work with other musicians, Madonna wanted to collaborate with Babyface. Take a Bow became Madonna’s 11th #1 single on the Hot 100, where it stayed for seven weeks. Take a Bow, is also her longest-running #1 single on this chart.

Not Gon’ Cry (1996)

Mary J. Blige

Written by: Babyface


Off the Waiting to Exhale soundtrack, Not Gon’ Cry hit #1 on the R&B charts and #2 on the Hot 100 charts. It was certified platinum with selling 900,000 copies.

Breathe Again (1993)

Toni Braxton

Written by: Babyface


There were so many songs I could’ve picked by Toni Braxton but I chose my all time favorite by her which is Breathe Again. Breathe Again was the second single from Toni Braxton debut and self-titled album where it peaked at #3 on the Hot 100 and #4 on the R&B and Adult Contemporary charts. The song garnered heavy play which resulted in it being the most successful single released from the album.

Bonus:
I had 10 songs on the list but accidentally did 11 so…


Ready or Not (1990)

After 7

Written by: Babyface, L.A. Reid


A group that consists of brothers Melvin and Kevon (who are Babyface’s brothers) and Keith Mitchell, the trio had their first #1 R&B single with this song. It was also the group’s first top ten pop single with it reaching #7 on the Hot 100.



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ONTD Original: 5 More Great Book Moments in Television History

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in no particular order

BOARDWALK EMPIRE: Richard compares himself to the Tin Man to calm Margaret's frightened children.



When WWI veteran Richard falls asleep without his tin mask to cover his facial disfiguration, he inadvertently scares Margaret's young children. In an effort to ease the tension, he compares himself to the Tin Man while Margaret is reading to them - much to the children's delight. A very sweet and touching scene in an otherwise brutal show.



GOLDEN GIRLS: Blanche is going to be a great writer.



Blanche stays up all night to finish a novel so great they will teach it in universities! Or so she believes in her insomnia-induced delirium.

FRIENDS: Rachel discusses why Jane Eyre was so ahead of its time - and it's not just feminism.



Phoebe is excited when Rachel takes a literature course with her but soon learns Rachel is a slacker student who doesn't read the assignments. When Rachel steals Phoebe's analysis for Wuthering Heights, she makes sure to feed her preposterous answers for Jane Eyre.

PUSHING DAISIES: Chuck reads and reads and reads.



She read about people she could never be and adventures she would never have.

Chuck's aunts, who raised her, are agoraphobic. She devotes her life to taking care of them which means she doesn't get out much. She turns to books for comfort and adventure.

BREAKING BAD: Hank makes the connection thanks to Walt Whitman.



I guess Hank forgot his phone and needed to kill some time while on the toilet. He reaches for the copy of Leaves of Grass sitting on the tank. Having previously discovered the initials W.W. in the now-dead Gale Boetticher's notes, Hank joked they belonged to Walter White. Once he reads the inscription in the poetry collection, everything finally clicks into place: "To my other favorite W.W. It's an honour working with you. Fondly G.B."





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ONTD Original: Top 5 RomComs of 2018

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5. The Kissing Booth

It's Netflix's most watched film and even tho The Kissing Booth is a cringe-worthy, predictable cheese-fest, it's a very enjoyable cringe-worthy, predictable cheese-fest. The Kissing Booth centers on 14-year-old Elle Evans (Joey King) who falls hard for her best friend's bad boy older brother. The entire movie basically plays out like 13-year-old wish fulfillment, which is cool for everyone who's still mentally 13 years old. (Basically half the world). Anyway, it's 'Never Been Kissed' vibes makes this a quite enjoyable romcom.

4. Set It Up

Set It Up became one of the most talked-about movies of the summer, exploding conversation about the rom-com renaissance. Glenn Powell and Zoey Deutch together were amazing as assistants so desperate to escape their overbearing bosses that they team up to get them together. (shout out to Lucy Liu for being an incredible scene stealer).

3. To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before

TATBILB went nuclear this year and a second part has already been greenlighted. Lana Condor and Noah Centineo have become household names and future stars. While the story is nowhere new (boy and girl pretend to be in a relationship and fall in love for realsies), their chemistry and realness makes this a must watch. Also, 'To All the Boys I've Loved Before' was the second-most rewatched Netflix Film of the year.

2. Crazy Rich Asians

Rachel has no idea that her boyfriend Nick comes from one of the wealthiest families in Asia, but she's in for a rude awakening when she travels to Singapore to meet them at his cousin's over-the-top wedding—and butts heads with his impressive yet intense mother. Nothing new plotwise there but CRA started breaking ground when it became the first asian-american wide distributed film in the world. But things got better when it turned out it was actually incredibly good. It had an incredible cast; great, smart and funny writing and heartbreaking perfomances, that set up Constance Wu to be a HUGE star in years to come. CRA is one of the best things to happen to cinema this year and romcoms overall

1. Love Simon

2018 was the year RomComs started exploring new grounds and 'Love Simon' became a movement when it premiered for actually...being just another one in the bunch. It was your typical RomCom and that's what made it so great. It took the controversial narrative of films like 'Call Me By Your Name' and made it the new normal with LGBTQ humans. While it wasn't a juggernaut box office wise (it was the first wide distributed LGBTQ RomCom, so no one was expecting it to be), it truly made an impact on LGBTQ people because of how close to home it hit. 'Love Simon' caused a lot of people to come out to their love ones (including stars Joey Pollari, Keiynan Lonsdale and Nick Robinson's brother.), people were doing massive rewatches for the film, Jennifer Garner earned our hearts back again for that 'you get to exhale now' scene that represented what any LGBTQ person has ever wanted to hear, and the film took Shelter's place as the go-to feel-good gay film of the community... something much needed nowadays.

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ONTD, what was your favorite RomCom of 2018?

Best of ONTD 2018 Poll!

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Voting is now live! Results will be posted Wednesday afternoon, January 2nd.

A note about the nominations: I aimed for 5 for each category. If there was a 2-way tie for the 5th slot, I included 6 options. Some categories didn't have many nominations, and in these, I did not include nominations without any +1's.



Previous post: Nominations

Feel free to campaign for your faves, make this a FFA, or w/e

ONTD Original: 4 of Dylan O'Brien's Best Trump Roasts

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In honour of Dylan O'Brien posting an absolute zinger to wrap up 2018, let's look back on some of his past tweets calling out 45:


















What did you toast to last night, ONTD?

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Best of ONTD 2018 Results!

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Thanks everyone for participating!! There were some close votes, so I included honorable mentions for categories that had a difference of 20 or fewer votes between first and second place. Happy New Year :)


Post of the Year
Luigi Has Died at 35

Female Celeb of the Year
Dr. Christine Blasey Ford


Male Celeb of the Year
Ronan Farrow


Terry Crews


Scandal of the Year
Allison Mack'sCult

Best Scandal Name
Love is Lit 2018

Worst of 2018
men


Meme/Gif of the Year

by ONE vote







Word/Phrase of the Year
men are weak

Comment of the Year
I hate those “please respect our privacy” statements with couples like this. Bitch y’all
should have respected MY internet. This is OUR relationship now and
now I wanna know what happened to us. 😂😂

- richyrich909

Thread of the Year
have some fucking respect this is a death post
- drblind, featuring evillemmons

ONTD Member of the Year
affliction


Most Devastating Break-up
no one

Celeb We Got Sick of in 2018
Kanye West


Breakout Celeb of the Year
Gritty


Best Celeb Social Media
Dictionary.com and Merriam-Webster

Most WTF Celeb Baby Name of the Year
Billion (Rick Ross)
I should have fact-checked before including it in the poll, his name is NOT Billion Heir as reported,
it is Billion Leonard Roberts. HOWEVER, he did set up an Instagram with the handle @billion.heir for his son.


Leafar (Kat Von D)

Most Vile Celeb
Harvey Weinstein


Messiest/Most Problematic Celeb
Nicki Minaj


Best Movie of the Year
Black Panther


Worst Movie of the Year
Fifty Shades Freed


Best TV Show of the Year
The Good Place


Brooklyn 99


Worst Show of the Year
The Big Bang Theory


Best TV Revival of the Year
Queer Eye


Worst TV Revival of the Year
The Conners


Best Song of the Year
"All the Stars" by Kendrick Lamar, SZA


Worst Song of the Year
"FEFE" by 6ix9ine, Nicki Minaj

not going to give these fools clicks, I felt guilty enough linking it in the poll

Best Album of the Year
Dirty Computer by Janelle Monae


Worst Album of the Year
Mayo of the Woods by Justin Timberlake


Athlete/Team of the Year
the Mueller prosecution team


USA Gymnastics girls, past and present


Video/Cellphone Game of the Year
Super Smash Bros Ultimate


Celeb Who Disappointed Us
Viggo Mortensen


Gina Rodriguez


Ultimate Celeb Downfall
Kevin Spacey





Previous posts: Nominations | Voting

Sources:
All images from Google
All the Stars video
Dirty Computer video
Man of the Woods video

6 Books to Celebrate #ScienceFictionDay

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It's January 2nd (At least currently where I'm at), which is author Isaac Asimov's birthday and also - unofficially - National Science Fiction Day in the United States. Let's observe this "holiday" and talk books! Here are six sci-fi books that I really enjoyed.
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An Unkindness of Ghosts
by Rivers Solomon
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Odd-mannered, obsessive, withdrawn, Aster has little to offer folks in the way of rebuttal when they call her ogre and freak. She's used to the names; she only wishes there was more truth to them. If she were truly a monster, as they accuse, she'd be powerful enough to tear down the walls around her until nothing remained of her world, save for stories told around the cookfire.

Aster lives in the low-deck slums of the HSS Matilda, a space vessel organized much like the antebellum South. For generations, the Matilda has ferried the last of humanity to a mythical Promised Land. On its way, the ship's leaders have imposed harsh moral restrictions and deep indignities on dark-skinned sharecroppers like Aster, who they consider to be less than human.

When the autopsy of Matilda's sovereign reveals a surprising link between his death and her mother's suicide some quarter-century before, Aster retraces her mother's footsteps. Embroiled in a grudge with a brutal overseer and sowing the seeds of civil war, Aster learns there may be a way off the ship if she's willing to fight for it.

The One
by John Marrs
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A simple DNA test is all it takes. Just a quick mouth swab and soon you’ll be matched with your perfect partner—the one you’re genetically made for.

That’s the promise made by Match Your DNA. A decade ago, the company announced that they had found the gene that pairs each of us with our soul mate. Since then, millions of people around the world have been matched. But the discovery has its downsides: test results have led to the breakup of countless relationships and upended the traditional ideas of dating, romance and love.

Now five very different people have received the notification that they’ve been “Matched.” They’re each about to meet their one true love. But “happily ever after” isn’t guaranteed for everyone. Because even soul mates have secrets. And some are more shocking than others…

The Call (Grey Land #1)
by Peadar Ó Guilín
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Imagine a world where you might disappear any minute, only to find yourself alone in a grey sickly land, with more horrors in it than you would ever wish to know about. And then you hear a horn and you know that whoever lives in this hell has got your scent and the hunt has already begun.

Could you survive the Call?
Under the Skin
by Michel Faber
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In this haunting, entrancing novel, Michel Faber introduces us to Isserley, a female driver who cruises the Scottish Highlands picking up hitchhikers. Scarred and awkward, yet strangely erotic and threatening, she listens to her hitchhikers as they open up to her, revealing clues about who might miss them if they should disappear. A grotesque and comical allegory, Under the Skin takes us on a heart-thumping ride through dangerous territory — our own moral instincts and the boundaries of compassion — to present a surreal representation of contemporary society run amok.

Bloodchild and Other Stories
by Octavia E. Butler
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A perfect introduction for new readers and a must-have for avid fans, this New York Times Notable Book includes "Bloodchild," winner of both the Hugo and the Nebula awards and "Speech Sounds," winner of the Hugo Award. Appearing in print for the first time, "Amnesty" is a story of a woman named Noah who works to negotiate the tense and co-dependent relationship between humans and a species of invaders. Also new to this collection is "The Book of Martha" which asks: What would you do if God granted you the ability—and responsibility—to save humanity from itself?

Stories of Your Life and Others
by Ted Chiang
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What if men built a tower from Earth to Heaven-and broke through to Heaven's other side? What if we discovered that the fundamentals of mathematics were arbitrary and inconsistent? What if there were a science of naming things that calls life into being from inanimate matter? What if exposure to an alien language forever changed our perception of time? What if all the beliefs of fundamentalist Christianity were literally true, and the sight of sinners being swallowed into fiery pits were a routine event on city streets? These are the kinds of outrageous questions posed by the stories of Ted Chiang. Stories of your life . . . and others.


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Definitely want to read more sci-fi this year! Please rec some.

Indie Film Release Guide: January 4th [An ONTD Original]

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It’s January, the month where films that didn’t meet expectations get dumped to underperform alongside big Christmas releases and Oscar contenders. There are very few new indie releases this week, so I’d recommend using your movie theater gift cards to check out some of the recent releases that may just be making their way to your local theaters - Mary, Queen of Scots, On the Basis of Sex, and If Beale Street Could Talk should all be expanding this weekend.

The films listed are from studios other than the “Big Six” - Paramount, Warner Brothers, 20th Century Fox, Universal, Columbia and Disney. Note that some of the movies listed are in their first week or two of limited release in the USA, so it may take them a few more weeks (or months) to show up in your local arthouse theater or on VOD. Check out the posts from the past few weeks for more movies that may have just opened near you: December 28th, December 21st, and December 14th.

State Like Sleep



Stars: Katherine Waterston, Michael Huisman, Michael Shannon, Luke Evans
Written and directed by: Meredith Danluck
Genre: Drama
Plot: A woman grapples with the consequences of her celebrity husband's double life after he commits suicide.
What you should know: Waterston and Shannon were also costars in 2017’s The Current War, which looked terrible and still hasn’t been released.
Opens in: Select cities and on demand



Rust Creek



Stars: Hermione Corfield, Denise Dal Vera, Jeremy Glazer, Laura Guzman
Writer: Julie Lipson, Stu Pollard
Director: Jen McGowan
Genre: Drama, Thriller
Plot: An overachieving college student gets lost on her way to a job interview. A wrong turn leaves her stranded deep in the Kentucky forest. The woman must defend herself against the harsh elements and a band of ruthless outlaws. She is forced into an uneasy alliance with a strange loner who has unknown intentions.
What you should know: Most of the key roles on the film are filled by women, and the film was awarded a Women in Film LA finishing fund grant.
Opens in: NYC and on demand


Genesis 2.0



Director: Christian Frei, Maxim Arbugaev
Genre: Documentary
Storyline: The film documents the hazardous daily lives of a group of men who gather valuable mammoth tusks in a remote archipelago, the New Siberian Islands, and illuminates the potential of genetic research and synthetic biology — the means by which researchers hope to bring the woolly mammoth back to life.
What you should know: Screened at Sundance 2018 in the World Cinema Documentary category, and was awarded a Jury Award for Cinematography.
Opens in: NYC


Communion



Director: Anna Zamecka
Genre: Documentary
Storyline: Ola, a 14-year-old girl, takes care of her dysfunctional father, autistic brother, and a mother who doesn't live with them and tries to reunite the family.
What you should know: It’s in Polish, and was originally released in 2016.
Opens in: Select cities


The Vanishing (aka Keepers)



Stars: Gerard Butler, Peter Mullan, Ólafur Darri Ólafsson, Gary Lewis
Writer: Joe Bone, Celyn Jones
Director: Kristoffer Nyholm
Genre: Drama, Mystery, Thriller
Plot: Three lighthouse keepers on the remote Flannan Isles find a hidden trunk of gold, leading to their mysterious disappearance.
What you should know: The film is inspired by the real-life Flannan Isles mystery. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flannan_Isles_Lighthouse
Opens in: Select cities


American Hangman



Stars: Donald Sutherland, Vincent Kartheiser, Oliver Dennis, Paul Braunstein
Written and directed by: Wilson Coneybeare
Genre: Thriller
Plot: An unidentified man posts a live feed on social media showing that he has kidnapped two strangers and intends to kill one before the day is out. His intention is to hold a capital "trial" online. As the authorities recognize what's happening, it becomes apparent that the online public is going to act as judge and jury.
What you should know: Tbh, I can’t find a theater that this will actually be shown in - it might just be VOD - but beggars can’t be choosers.
Opens in: Select cities (?) and on demand



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What have you been watching lately, ONTD? Do you plan to see anything this weekend? I am ready for the Golden Globes!

2019 ONTD Film Critic Society Awards - Nominations Post

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*The above image was taken from Morgan90's previous awards posts, I don't know how to use photoshop or whatever, so credit to them*



How this will work:
I'll comment with the categories in the subject line, you reply to the comment with your nomination. If you agree with someones nomination then +1 or whatever; you can +1 as many times as you want within a certain category. You can nominate the same movie in multiple categories - for example, say you nominate a Foreign Language Film you can also nominate it for Drama/Comedy/whatever. I'll add all of it up, make another post with the full list of nominees and then ya'll vote for the winners. Cool? Cool, bye.

If ONTD reads, wait until I've commented with all the categories before you start nominating.

I'll try to have at least 5 in a category, but if there aren't enough films nominated then it'll have less than 5 and if there are ties then there will be more than 5. I guess I'll try to count everything and have the official voting post up by Tuesday night?


FILMS RELEASED IN 2018

Categories:
BEST DRAMA FILM
BEST COMEDY FILM
BEST ACTION FILM
BEST HORROR FILM
BEST ANIMATED FILM
BEST INDEPENDENT OR LIMITED RELEASE FILM
BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
BEST DOCUMENTARY
BEST CAST
BEST ACTRESS
BEST ACTOR
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE
BEST DIRECTOR
BEST SCREENPLAY
BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
BEST SCORE/SOUNDTRACK
BEST SONG MADE FOR A FILM

WORST FILM
MOST OVERRATED FILM
MOST UNDERRATED FILM
BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT
BIGGEST SURPRISE
BEST FILM HERO
BEST FILM VILLAIN
BEST MALE EYE CANDY
BEST FEMALE EYE CANDY
BEST FIGHT SCENE/ACTION SEQUENCE
BEST ON-SCREEN COUPLE
BEST QUOTE
MOST ANTICIPATED FILM OF 2019



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