if the gur is a legend, true iconic status, she has had to have a bad era, there's no two ways about it, you have let ya fans & the good gp sisses down & then redeem yaself, all the greats have to, make sure u know the difference tho; a good era is a pop gorl in ha prime, like nobody can touch the bitch, like she has the other pop gurs shook tbh / a bad era has to have the gp givin up on ha but ha true fans are like, bitch i know ha potential & a comeback era is when the two demographics come together in unison
anyway lets get into ha
Britney
Best Era: Britney
britney was britney at ha best, like bitch if you were a blonde pop gur at the time, u can go have a seat u can go get that sprite & white cheddar cheez its from the vending machin gur, u at the vmas in your borrowed gown watchin primeney up there like ur actually shook and scared shakin and cryin bitch, like if u were a blonde pop girl at the vmas when britney performed im a slave for u lmao bitch u went straight from the vmas to the studio gur like ur manager was pissed gurl, like yall in the limo back to the sheraton gurl, nobodys saying nothing in the car gurl
Worst Era: Britney Jean
this is britney at ha laziest and myah marie at ha prime, i mean look britney lowkey cant make a horrible song if she tried (til its gone, bodyache) but this album was trash gur, full of selena gomez demos
Comeback:sonically, it was britney at one of ha peaks, ha true fans and the gays recognize the sonic masterpiece that blackoutis, and to a specific demo ha personal era at that time is fucked up but also legendary iconic gur, to the gp she looked like she done lost ha shit, singin about slurpin some guy up in the club while people watchin, the bat, the car, the clippers, the shaving, lindsay and paris and ha in the fuckin car bitch, that grey iconic gym suit, like i c o n i c, its fucked up but like, if she didnt have ha blackout era she wouldve never been seen as relatable to ha casual fans or the fans that remember ha from 1999, blackout linked the pop princess with momney regularlarney and she will always have success and a solid fanbase gurs, get it
Alicia Keys
Best Era: Songs In A Minor
ok alicia was givin u like stevie wonder & lauryn hill, she was serving the gurls -- protege with an ingenue twist gurl, she was giving u bisexual, "fallin" is iconic, at high school talent shows when the popular gurls finish shakin they ass and titties to whatever slut bop is out at the time, yall gonna have to sit thru the white girl with a black boyfriend whos mom has the kate plus 8 haircut & just cant leave a dept store without seeing a manager, sing alicia keys "fallin", its just that type of song, she had them other hits but she slayt this era
Worst Era: Girl On Fire
gurl, its been like 11 yrs since destinys child stopped doing these women empowerment anthems but u can count on ascreecha to come, shes kinda the black p!nk, after p!nk was the black p!nk, but before alicia was the white & black alicia and mariah was ???? but now mariah is the black mariah, anyway, enough sis, always coming thru with a tinkling of the piano, a steel drum moment and a blood curdling howl, but irrelevant because her new song "in common" is a bop so this might be her comeback its the best single shes released since "no one"
Comeback: we'll see
Lady Gaga
Best Era: The Fame Monster
much like how britney had the gurls shook and shit when slave 4 u came out, gaga had the gurls & the gorls & the guys shook when tfm came out, she was giving u LEGEND, like she was giving the gurls haileys comet once in a life time superstar moment, she was serving look after look after look after look after look with a twist of bop after bop, and tbh this came all after ha 2nd best era the fame, gaga gurl, the gp may hate u but gurl u gave us enough looks & hooks to last a liftetime and tbh the gurls are still kinda scared
lets checkoff who was directly scared when the bop monster came out
Beyonce? Yes (sweet dreams video like, bey, gurl, lmao, gaga gave ha goosebumps, so much that she recruited ha for videophone/telephone)
Rihanna? Yes (Disturbia)
Britney? Unphased
Ke$ha? She was already serving up mess
Katy? Yes (lmao katy was SHOOK gurl, (ET) bitch lmao, that boring ass video but bop of a song, katy, u so artsy gurl))
Alicia? Yes
Madonna? Yes gurl, oo Madonna like bitch rest on the empire u built gurl
anyway the gurls were shook
Worst Era: ARTPOP
gaga .. now u know
i mean look like i said every big star needs a fading moment and this certainly was hers if not for anything else, for Jewels N Drugs lmao, gurl. and the videos were trash, and the performances were trash, i mean because she is ha the songs were subpar for ha but amazing in general (mary jane holland, fashion!, artpop, sexxx dreams)
Comeback: TBA (yall know shes coming)
Beyonce
Best Era: BEYONCE
ok sonically her best era was bday & chartwise her best era was DIL BUT self titled was both of them put together, like this was beyonce at BEYONCE like THIS was BEYONCE gurlfriend, like where were u Dec 13th? thats starpower gurls, thats a moment, thats legendary and tbh Drunk In Love is one of ha best choruses, 2nd best pop chorus that year
Worst Era: Sasha Fierce
oo gorl, let me count the ways, i mean yes, it gave us single ladies (and all yall know that that song only clicked when u saw the video) but it also gave us, if i were a boy lmao, and all them other clunky ass ballads, bitch lmao, the album kinda sucks but she did give us sweet dreams, bop alert
Comeback: N/A
Katy Perry
Best Era: One Of The Boys
katy was giving like new girl, girl next door, one of the boys kinda gurls, but also giving hits, but also like effortless hits, she was giving u like ok these are hits but like it comes natural to a bit, she was giving u early madonna controversy with IKAG she was giving u top 10 hit with H&C, like you know very breezy, amazing, like dating travis scott, she was THAT girl, do u get it? not superstar, but just like, THAT bitch, in certain circles
Worst Era: Pringle
prism is to teenage dream what teenage dream is to OOTB, there's no difference really, sonically, the three albums just chronicle how she was THAT bitch in a certain circle, then how she became THAT bitch in general, prism is basically like im stillthat bitch but everyones like, bitch we know, now show us something different gurl, but she didnt, she did echo the famous words about the album something like "its about to get real dark" bitch where? "so let me take out the big balloons", "eye of the tiger", "u take me to utopia", "international smile" bitch whereeeee? but she did slay legendary lovers, walking on air, this is how we do and dark horse
Comeback: Teenage Dream
i guess its a comeback maybe because u werent expecting it, like i said before these 3 albums are a trifecta, TD is OOTB on steroids, like ok i dont think gaga was shook, defly noneof the other gorls but gaga was probably like ugh bitch wheres the fly swatter like gorl get out of my way, it was just hits, not that it couldve been anyone singing it, but this album is very like .. mall, its like, ok, if im with my gorls at the mall in 2009 or whenever this came out and were eating fries at the food court & et comes on, my pussy might be poppin enough for me to walk over to sam goody and ask a bitch whats the song playin & buy the album, queen
Rihanna
Best Era: Loud
this was rihannas superstar, international superstar moment, this was ha not giving u like, real .. tastemaker looks, but giving u superstar like kinda tacky looks as only a superstar can, she was giving u ronald mcdonaldanna which was iconic, she gave u HOOKS bitch she gave u bell hooks gurl, she was giving u superstar hits, shes giving u FIFA hits shes giving u stadium hits shes giving u like crowd chanting hits shes giving u like, ok bitch WFL, like do yall know were gonna be hearing that song for the rest of our lives and its a song that youll always remember that time in ur life when it came out, that fuckboy u was with, just leavin college/hs, yes gorls, she did that, she gave u rihanna superstar moment
Worst Era: A Girl Like Me
by default
Comeback: Good Girl Gone Bad
GGGB was almost her best era but rihanna wasnt rihanna with gggb she was still beyshantiamerie, BUT, at the end of the era she shed that, anyway its a comeback because honestly if rihanna served us another schlocky r&b lite album she wouldve been done tbh, so this was ha coming out party like, bitch, ya though
**also why is work still a bop? wtf
Carly Rae Jepsen
Best Era: Kiss
kiss is the best pure pop album of this decade, hands down, there would be no emotion without kiss, put some respek on kiss' name tbh, anyway i mean wwhat can i say that i havent already? pure pop hits, big superstar celine vocals, beyonce dance moves, stadium tour, legions of fans, superstar moments, gowns, ok great gowns, beautiful gowns, it was ha coming out party, she gave us hits, call me maybe, turn me up, good time i mean gurl
Worst Era: That First Album
gurl i dont even know but im not checkin for it solely for the album cover gurl giving me like 2003 silent hill sis
Comeback: Emotion
bitch, did she do that? i mean did she do that? hit after hit after hit after hit after hit, this is the album thats gonna carry ha, the gorls thought ha peak was slay me maybe but she came out swingin gurl, she had tom hanks in the video for i really like you, she served diversity with the boy problems video, she gave u storyline for your type, she gave u HIT with i didnt just come here to dance which also gives me will n grace season 3 soundtrack, shes serving critics darlingt, so for the next album trust the critics and the gays are not gonna let ha flop shes coming
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