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ONTD Original: Our Aries Faves!

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A belated welcome to z5703d9dce851b8554e.gif season, we want to honor this fire sign with the best of the best! Aries are daring, courageous, optimistic and stand up for themselves and what they believe in. Will the Aries faves show these traits? C'mon in to find out!

Faves
Mariah Carey, March 27
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The elusive chanteuse, Mariah recently appeared in a Lifetime movie where it looks like she was filmed separately the whole time with the most incredible blur filter that you wonder why she even bothered. She’s one of the best-selling music artists of all time and is famous for her ability to use the whistle register. She has a residency in Las Vegas and just started a tour.

Maya Angelou, April 4
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Author, poet, actor, singer, and civil rights activist, Maya Angelou’s voice is an integral part of United States history. She worked with both MLK Jr. and Malcolm X, wrote seven autobiographies, and her work is an important part of curriculums across the United States. She spoke out on behalf of black people and women and her words will echo into the future.

Leonard Nimoy, March 26
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A personal favorite of yurasama_love, Leonard Nimoy entered our hearts and the realm of pop culture forever as Mr. Spock, the half-Vulcan, half-human member of the starship Enterprise. Though the show ran for only three seasons (and was in fact canceled after two; a passionate letter writing campaign brought it back) it’s effect was enormous, both on Nimoy and on the general public. The Spock role followed him forever, leading to him writing two books: I Am Not Spock and I Am Spock. He was an accomplished stage actor, voice actor, photographer, director, and writer. He died due to complications of COPD in 2015.

Heath Ledger, April 4
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An amazing actor, he probably won the majority of ONTD hearts with his role in 10 Things I Hate About You, where he is aggressively charming. He earned critical acclaim with his portrayal of a conflicted gay cowboy in Brokeback Mountain and went on to nab the role of the Joker in The Dark Knight. Proving all the naysayers wrong with his manic and nuanced portrayal of the Joker, setting a gold-standard for live action Jokers everywhere, he never lived to see his success. Sadly he passed away in January of 2008 of an accidental drug overdose. He is still missed by family, friends, and fans.

Lee Pace, March 25
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The Piemaker! Lee Pace’s TV show death curse is broken with Halt and Catch Fire, but this man of luxurious eyebrows has been catching hearts for a long time. A common collaborator with Bryan Fuller, he worked with him in Wonderfalls and the excellent Pushing Daisies (sadly murdered by the writer’s strike). He’s worked in some indie films like Soldier’s Girl and The Fall, but has been in huge blockbuster hits like Guardians of the Galaxy and The Hobbit films.

Tim Curry, April 19
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Best known for his portrayal of Dr. Frank-N-Furter, Tim Curry has alternately entertained and terrified us in his multiple roles. He’s a prolific voice actor as well, providing voices to some childhood favorites such as Gargoyles, Paddington Bear, Dinosaurs, Mighty Max, Captain Planet, and The Wild Thornberrys. Though he suffered a stroke several years ago, Tim Curry is returning to Rocky Horror Picture Show as the Criminologist.

Sarah Michelle Gellar, April 14
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Buffy herself, SMG has been acting since she was a child. Her first major role was as Kendall Hart in All My Children, but it was as Buffy that she earned worldwide recognition. She also starred in I Know What You Did Last Summer, died in Scream 2, and was amazing in Cruel Intentions. She recently had two flop shows, Ringer and The Crazy Ones, and is gearing up for a third, a TV show based on Cruel Intentions. We still love her though.

Lucy Lawless, March 29
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More like Lucy Flawless. This New Zealander is iconic for her character of Xena: Warrior Princess which had women at the front and center kicking ass. They say Aries are fighters, and with Xena as an Aries, there is no doubt of this claim!

Honorable Mentions: Keira Knightley, Celine Dion, Reba McEntire, Beverly Cleary, David Tennant, Peter Capaldi, Cobie Smulders, Chloe Bennet, Shay Mitchell (RIP tuggernuts), Sarah Jessica Parker, Paul Rudd, Robert Carlyle, Daisy Ridley, Saoirse Ronan, Jessica Chastain, Graham Norton, Rachel Maddow, Billy West, Maurice LaMarche, Marlon Brando, Robin Wright, Keri Russell, Reese Witherspoon, Constance Wu, Hugo Weaving, Leighton Meester, Rick Moranis, and Adam Scott.

Remember everyone, there’s a LOT of great Aries’ and if we had descriptions for all of them, the post would be too long. If your fave is not in the honorable mentions, then put them in the comments! And a happy happy birthday to all of our ONTD Arians!

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words by yurasama_love / post by me

ARGENTINA'S MOST LOVED COUPLE'S SECRET BREAKUP REVEALED

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I left a comment the other day in one of the posts about this story and people seemed to love it so I was asked to make a post about it and here i am. Here's a short recap:

- She's a big pop star in Latin America, her name is Lali Esposito, she's 24. He's a one of the most famous actors in Argentina, his name is Mariano Martinez, he's 37.
- They met in 2012 when they were filming a movie and then reunited again last year to film a tv show, where they were the leads.
- The show was succesful and the chemistry was fire.
- In June he announced he broke up with his wife and in July she announced that she broke up with her boyfriend. After that rumors of them hooking up grew and everyone started to ask if something was happening between them but they kept denying it.
- Their kisses were always VERYYY passionate (video behind the cut) and it was obvious something was going on.
- In November he went on a radio show and said that yes they had just started a relationship. They became the most loved couple in Argentina.
- In December the tv show wrapped up and they wouldn't see each other every day anymore and people thought that would make them break up but they said that love was stronger and stuff.
- In January and February they were always seen together, she went touring in Argentina and he would accompany her sometimes, and she also started filming a movie.
- But in March...


- Everything was fine until JUST LAST WEEK, she was closing her tour in Buenos Aires and he posted a picture of them on Instagram saying "Kill it tonight my love, you're the best, i love you" And after the show she posted a pic of the two of them kissing saying "I love you", this was just last week. They were always the cutest couple on Instagram and Twitter, always saying how much they loved each other and stuff, but it wasn't gross, it was cute.

HIS INSTAGRAM POST:


HER INSTAGRAM POST AFTER THE SHOW:


-And five days after that, an argentine journalist announced that they had broken up. No one could believe it, cause they seemed so in love JUST 5 DAYS before that. More journalists kept reporting that they had broken up but they wouldn't say anything. Until Sunday, when she wrote on her twitter that her relationship with Mariano had ended.

-Everyone was so shocked, you don't stop loving someone in 5 days, what happened? Reports started that she had cheated (which she denied completely and i believe her) and then Mariano called a tv show on Monday last week and they asked him if he could that she had cheated and he said "i'm not gonna talk about the reasons of our break up, i can't confirm or deny anything"



- He looked like an asshole to everyone because he obviously believes she was unfaithful, he has a fame of being an extreme jealous person. And honestly, she would never cheat on him, she was head over heels in love with him.

- Now her fans HATE HIM because he made it sound like she was a whore and she had cheated. On Monday she had the wrap up party for her movie and media went crazy on her asking her everything and she'd respond everything, she denied cheating on both parts, but the sadness in her face was so evident.

Here's Lali answering questions after the break-up (press attacked her):


- There are many theories, and the one that i believe is that people went with rumors of her cheating to him and he bought them and accused her of cheating and she was like 'if you don't trust me we should end this' and he agreed. His family and friends are shit literally, everyone knows that, and they're very toxic people including his ex wife, who, by the way, got a magazine cover this week. How convenient.

- Two days ago he went on a tv show because even though he's a very private person he said he wanted to clarify everything and stop people from keep talking about the subject, basically he said that he didn't love her anymore and that he didn't think she had cheated but he never stood up for her.


Here's Mariano's interview:


- People were mad at him because it was so hurtful to her, obviously, that he had said, on national tv "I don't love her anymore".

- AND TODAAAAYYY, he went on twitter and he wrote this message:

Which translates to:
"Hi @laliespos, I want you to know that I love you! And even though our romance ended, you can always count on me. Thanks queen for everything. kisses"

- So on Monday he said that he didn't love her anymore and today he sent her a tweet saying he loved her and called her a queen. He's crazy.



- She has been classy throughout this drama and hasn't commented much nor has she responded to his tweet today. But i'm sure this drama ain't over yet.

- EXTRA: She has a new album coming up in May and she's also a songwriter so in February she said she had written a song inspired by him. Poor Lali :((

Here's a video of their kisses:




Mods, I don't have many sources and it was all written by me, here are the sources for their instagrams and twitters: Mariano's instagram + Lali's Instagram | Mariano's twitter

#TeamLali

ONTD Original: Arian Problematic Faves & Flops

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Ready for round 2? This time we feature the problematic faves & flops of the esteemed sign! Did your fave finally make the cut? Find out inside!!

Problematic Faves
Lady Gaga, March 28
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Suddenly the Koons is Aries!! Born Stefani Germanotta, Gaga is having a bit of a renaissance! After the flop that was Artpop, Gaga worked with Tony Bennet and recently had a hand at acting on American Horror Story: Hotel where she played a vampire. She's problematic for keeping terrible company, and her misguided use of outdated, stereotypical terms in "Born this Way".

Rooney Mara, April 17
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Two words: Tiger Lily. Also, did you know her first name is Patricia?

Kristen Stewart, April 9
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God bless her for giving us Total Eclipse of the Heart in summer of 2012 just as Marriage Impossible was winding down! But yeah, she’s a total mess of a person AND a shit actor.

Michael Fassbender, April 2
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Great actor and a fantastic Magneto with a fine dick, this ONTD former fave had an ex levy some serious abuse charges, which were later dropped. Due to the charges being dropped, people will say that his ex was just lying but really, who knows.

Robert Downey Jr., April 4
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Tony Stark is RDJ is Tony Stark. Over the years it looks like RDJ has absorbed the personality of Marvel’s billionaire playboy and fights to stay the most well paid Marvel actor. He has a well-known history of substance abuse (not problematic in itself), but he’s since cleaned up his act… but lbr, he’s kind of annoying. Has been known to defend Mel Gibson and espouse casual sexism and racism.

Jackie Chan, April 7
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ONTD this is not Jet Li or Bruce Lee. If you need a primer on Jackie Chan he is definitely one of the US’ favorite Chinese actors. He does his own stunts, inspired a great cartoon and was a great foil to Chris Tucker in Rush Hour. But Jackie’s got a lot of problems. Aside from being recently named in the Panama Papers, he had an affair with Elaine Ng while still married to Joan Lin (and had a daughter he doesn’t support with Elaine), has said gross things about Hong Kong and Taiwan, and is apparently an all-around jerk.

Ewan McGregor, March 31
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Who here has had a crush on this Scottish Prince? He’s adorable, he’s a good actor, and yes he is known to make questionable career choices. Ruled problematic not only because supported Roman Polanski, but worked in a film with him. HOW COULD YOU, EWAN?

William Shatner, March 22
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Captain Kirk! Is actually not liked by any of the remaining original series cast members; most of the actually hated him and he had the best relationship with the now late Leonard Nimoy but even that relationship had problems. He’s probably going to try to make the 50th Star Trek anniversary all about him, even though he really didn’t like Star Trek at least in the 70s.

Christopher Walken, March 31
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Everyone knows Christopher Walken and his unique way of speaking and his bright blue eyes. But what a lot of people don’t know is that he probably knows something about, or is involved with Natalie Wood’s death and he ain’t saying nothing.

Shannen Doherty, April 12
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Oh man, where to start. She started acting as a child, notably working with Melissa Gilbert in Little House on the Prairie where she told Gilbert that she wanted to grow up to be just like her. After growing up she later slept with Melissa Gilbert’s ex-husband; upon being confronted she said, “I told you I wanted to be just like you.” She’s got a reputation for being hard to work with, leaving both 90210 and Charmed because of it. dangerbuffalo can personally attest to her penchant for married men, but that's a story for another time.

Honorable Mentions: Emma Watson, Alyson Hannigan, Kourtney Kardashian

Flops
Alec Baldwin, April 3
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Famously called his daughter a pig in a voicemail. He had a vicious divorce from Kim Basinger, used a gay slur that resulted in the cancellation of his show on MSNBC, and has a general feeling of slime about him. He was hot in Beetlejuice though.

Sean Bean, April 17
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Sean Bean dies a lot in movies, so much so he is basically a walking spoiler. However, while people love him for his roles and meme-ability what they might not be aware of is his history of domestic violence with his ex-wives.

Melissa Joan Hart, April 18
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She’s just one of the childhood favorites that disappointed us by being a raging jackass Republican. She can be seen in God’s Not Dead 2, where she’s a teacher that imposes Christianity on her students.

Gary Oldman, March 21
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One of those acting chameleons, Gary Oldman has been in several movies but has made a lot of asshole comments. He thinks people should get over Mel Gibson’s and Alec Baldwin’s racist and homophobic rants and that people shouldn’t be so politically correct. He also doesn’t like The Fifth Element!

Eddie Murphy, April 3
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Fuck Eddie Murphy solely for his shitty movies. But then he’s also got a reputation for being a complete asshole. He has 9 kids with 5 women, and one of them, former Spice Girl Melanie Brown, had to force a paternity test because he denied the kid was his. A long time ago he was caught with a prostitute, although he claimed to just be giving her a ride.

James Franco, April 19
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This mug, multi-hyphenate asshole. There’s so many things to land him on this list, but how about him hitting on a 17 year old fan (with full knowledge that she was underage and traveling with her mom!) on social media? He’s just so completely full of it; for more proof look at his tag here.

Quentin Tarantino, March 27
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This culture vulture makes films that balance the line between homage and plagiarism, likes feet, and thinks he’s an honorary black guy. You’re not. Stop using the n word. Even it's JUST SO FUN JAN.

Honorable Mentions: Kate and John Gosselin, Piers Morgan, Jeremy Clarkson, Candace Cameron Bure, Peyton Manning, Alex Pettyfer, James Woods, Steven Tyler

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thanks everyone! HBD to our Aries bbs, and to yurasama_love as usual for being a bad ass

ONTD Original: Arrow and it's mistreatment of women

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Last night Arrow aired it's 18th episode of season 4 and it ended in the death of another female character. With this death, Arrow continues its mistreatment of treating their female characters. To date all of their female characters have been turned into helpless damsels who are rendered defenseless before meeting their final moments. Compare this to all of their male deaths who are allowed to be killed on their own accord, either being heroes or defeated in battle.


Shado - Killed in 2x09
Cause of death: Tied up and bullet to the head


Moira Queen - Killed in 2x20
Cause of death: Tied up and stabbed in the heart


Sara Lance - Killed 3x01
Cause of death: Surprised with 3 arrows to the stomach resulting in her falling off the side of a building


Amanda Waller - Killed in 4x11
Cause of death: Tied up and bullet to the head


Laurel Lance - Killed in 4x18
Cause of death: Put in a telekinetic choke hold and stabbed in the gut



Just for comparisons sake of how Arrow has treated male deaths:

Tommy Meryln - Killed in 1x23
Cause of death: Runs into a crumbling building to save Laurel Lance, gets stuck under all the wreckage


Deadshot - Killed in 3x17
Cause of death: Sacrafices himself to save his teammates and dies in an explosion


Maseo - Killed in 3x22
Cause of death: Dies in battle against his wife Katana


Ra's Al Ghul - Killed in 3x23
Cause of death: Dies in battle against Arrow



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ONTD Original: Kristen Stewart's 26 Most Iconic Moments

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Happy birthday, KStew! In honor of Kristen Stewart's 26th birthday, here are 26 of her most iconic moments:

26) Starring in Panic Room with Jodie Foster






25) Starring in the iconic classic Catch That Kid



24) Her awkward Vogue cover shoot

Why the hell can't Vogue make its cover models look good???



23) Allegedly dating two girls, and maybe sort of not being in the closet?





22) Attending the Oscars on a crutch after she injured her foot

Her look was actually pretty nice.



21) Inventing a new style of acting through lip-biting

She could be the next Lee Strasberg.



20) Her sapphic chemistry with Dakota Fanning on The Runaways press tour



19) Her boyfriend loves to lick her armpits

“I love the way he smells. And him me. Like, he loves to lick under my armpits. I don’t get this obsession with washing the smell off. That smell of someone you love. Don’t you think that’s the whole point?”

--Kristen Jaymes Stewart, Elle magazine, 2012

18) David Letterman shades her on TV



17) Playing Joan Jett in The Runaways



16)Dropping her golden popcorn at the MTV Movie Awards



15)Becomes the face of Balenciaga and Chanel

After declaring herself an outsider and repeatedly saying that she hates selling herself, Stewart signs on to multimillion-dollar campaigns with two multi-billion-dollar international luxury conglomerates.





14)Dressing up like a dude for Jenny Lewis's music video

Kristen had some goofy, silly fun putting on a fake mustache for Jenny Lewis, one of her favorite artists.



13)Chopping her hair off in a messy pixie cut

The perfect messy, punk pixie cut, tbh.



12)Caught smoking weed on a stoop with her ex boyfriend

It would be fun to smoke a bowl with her, lbr.



11)Stating that she hated Twilight and calling its fans crazy

Lol, no one hated Twilight more than Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson

10)Comparing being photographed by paparazzi to being raped

In an interview with Elle, Kristen said that paparazzi photos are,

“The photos are so … I feel like I’m looking at someone being raped."

She later apologized profusely, saying,

"I really made an enormous mistake – clearly and obviously, and I'm really sorry about my choice of words. I've made stupid remarks before, and I've always reasoned: 'Whatever. They can think what they want.''Violated' definitely would have been a better way of expressing the thought. People thinking that I'm insensitive about this subject rips my guts out. I made a big mistake"

(I feel like she realized her mistake and learned from it. Everyone says shitty things sometimes.)

9)Inspiring E.L. James to write 50 Shades of Grey.

E.L. James's novels were based on her Twilight fan fiction of Edward and Bella's relationship. Lookalike actress Dakota Fanning Johnson was cast as Bella Anastasia in the movies.



8)Her public apology to Robert Pattinson after she cheated on him

"I'm deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I've caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I'm so sorry."

7)Becoming a tomboy icon for her street style…



6)And a fashion icon for her red carpet style.



5)Filming the notorious sex scene for Twilight

It took four movies to build up to this, and all we got was a broken headboard and some pillow feathers??!! Worst sex scene ever.



4)Getting her handprints on the Hollywood Walk of Fame



3)Became the first American actress to win a French Cesar award

She won for Clouds of Sils Maria, co-starring Juliette Binoche. Critics gave great reviews for her performance.



2)Secretly getting married to Robert Pattinson and raising their two babies

Sweetpea and Jellybean are just so adorable.



1)Humping her married director in the backseat of a Mini Cooper







And, of course, the ONTD thread about it. #never4get

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/70624410.html


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ONTD Original: Famous Hollywood Cats

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My personal favorite Mr. Tinkles (voiced by Sean Hayes), a white Persian cat who plans to conquer the world by making all the humans allergic to dogs. Stars in "Cats & Dogs" (2001)





JInx Greg Focker's beloved cat was a big plot point in "Meet The Parents"






Salem Saberhagen is a American Shorthair who lives with Sabrina Spellman, Hilda Spellman and Zelda Spellman. A former witch himself, Salem was sentenced to spend an indefinite amount of time as a cat as punishment for trying to take over the world.



Ferguson is Winston's beloved cat who tends to be his best friend at times.



Of course we cannot forget Mr.Bigglesworth an American icon. Owned by Dr. Evil who is a fictional character, played by Mike Myers in the Austin Powers film series.


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ONTD Original: 8 "Work" Anthems From Your Faves

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"Work" anthems have been around for years - but the girls in music have been focusing on the subject a lot lately. As Rihanna's "Work" spends an eighth week at no. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 this week - this OP decided to take a look back at some of the numerous singles/attempts at getting a hit with "Work." (in no particular order). This OP will grade each "Work" song with a rating of 1 to 5 work hammers based on song/anthem quality, chart success, and basically I do what I want.

Ciara (feat. Missy Elliot) - Work

Released: 2009
Album: Fantasy Ride
Billboard Peak: Did not chart.
UK Singles Chart: 52
Stand Out Lyrics:
You better shake that thang like a donkey
And go hard for it bitch, you better work
You better swing from a paw like a monkey
And go hard for it, you better work


Rating: (3 out of 5 Hammers)






Amerie - Gotta Work

Released: 2007
Album: Because I Love It
Billboard Peak: Not Released in the US.
UK Singles Chart: 21
Stand Out Lyrics:
Some people think I'm aggressive
'Cause I know what I want
But that never mattered too much to me


Rating: (2 out of 5 Hammers)





Kelly Rowland - Work

Released: 2007
Album: Ms. Kelly
Billboard Peak: Not Released in the US.
UK Singles Chart: 4
Stand Out Lyrics:
Now you looking like you looking for an explanation
Is the curves on my body for you motivation
Skip the petty needs, No time for complication
Use both hands to make sure I reach my destination


Rating: (2 out of 5 Hammers)





Beyoncé - Work It Out

Released: 2002
Album: Austin Powers in Goldmember / Dangerously In Love
Billboard Peak: Did not chart.
UK Singles Chart: 7
Stand Out Lyrics:
So we shakin back and forth now
Just keep it coming babe
Treat my body like a guitar
You got to, you got to keep on strumming babe


Rating: (1 out of 5 Hammers)





Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot - Work It

Released: 2002
Album: Under Construction
Billboard Peak: 2
UK Singles Chart: 6
Stand Out Lyrics:
Girl, girl, get that cash
If it's 9 to 5 or shakin' your ass
Ain't no shame, ladies do your thing

Just make sure you ahead of the game

Rating: (6 out of 5 Hammers)





Rihanna (feat. Drake) - Work

Released: 2016
Album: ANTI
Billboard Peak: 1
UK Singles Chart: 2
Stand Out Lyrics:
I believed all of your dreams, adoration
You took my heart and my keys and my patience
You took my heart on my sleeve for decoration
You mistaken my love I brought for you for foundation


Rating: (5 out of 5 Hammers)





Fifth Harmony (feat. Ty Dolla $ign) - Work from Home

Released: 2016
Album:7/11 7/27
Billboard Peak: 9
UK Singles Chart: 2
Stand Out Lyrics:
Let's put it into motion
I'mma give you a promotion
I'll make it feel like a vacay, turn the bed into an ocean
We don't need nobody, I just need your body
Nothin' but sheets in between us, ain't no getting off early


Rating: (4 out of 5 Hammers)





Britney Spears - Work Bitch

Released: 2013
Album: Britney Jean
Billboard Peak: 12
UK Singles Chart: 7
Stand Out Lyrics:
Go call the police, go call the governor
I bring the treble, don't mean to trouble ya'
I make the governor, call me the governor
I am the bad bitch, the bitch that you'll never know


Rating: (5 out of 5 Hammers)






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ONTD Original: Underrated Neptunes Produced Tracks

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'Grindin', 'Milkshake', 'Southern Hospitality', 'Excuse Me Miss', 'Drop it Like its Hot', 'Shake it Fast' are songs we all remember and still listen today. As fans of these songs and abundance of other hits, we obvious (I hope tbh) know who produced these jams. If you don't know who, they used to go by the name: The Neptunes

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The Neptunes consisted Chad Hugo and Pharrell Williams from the state of Virginia who first came on the scene co-producing 'Rump Shaker' by Wreckx-N-Effect with Teddy Riley who discovered the duo. Now Chad Hugo is retired where Pharrell is still making hits like 'Blurred Lines' by Robin Thicke and 'Be Alright' by Kendrick Lamar.

But the reason for this list is talk about the songs by The Neptunes that to me that are either underrated or songs most have slept on. This list will be first in a series where I'll highlight very known producers underrated/less popular songs.

Now lets start with:

I Still Love You by 702


From their album Star (2003) 'I Still Love You' became a cult classic on the R&B scene and R&B radio stations. The lead single and only single 'Star' didn't do much on the charts or the radio stations while this song at least reached #49 on the R&B/Hip-Hop Singles & Tracks chart. I believe this song can go along aside their more popular hits like 'Steelo' and 'Where My Girls At'.

Touch by Omarion


After leaving B2K to pursue a solo career, Omarion released the album O (2005). The album had a few minor hits which includes Touch where it only went peaked at #94 on the Hot 100 and #35 on R&B/Hip-Hop Singles & Tracks charts (The song O peaked higher on both charts). Along with the song, the video is also underrated where Omarion shows off his dancing skills with dancer Danielle Polanco as they dance down the streets after Omarion sees her outside a club.

Please Don't Mind - Philly's Most Wanted


The duo that consisted of Al "Boo-Bonic" Holly and Joel "Mr. Man" Witherspoon or better known as Philly's Most Wanted broke in the business as affiliates of The Neputunes. Their album Get Down or Lay Down (2001) was entirely produced by The Neptunes where other songs such as 'Cross the Border' and 'Y'all Can't Never Hurt Us' were also minor hits as 'Please Don't Mind'. But another reason other than being underrated, I added this song because it sounds very familiar, I think you all know it and the know the lyrics:



Use Your HeartSWV


As a somewhat unknown production team, The Neptunes helped produced SWV's Right Here (Remix) along with Teddy Riley where Pharrell is 'chanting "S...The double...The U...The V!" during the song'.

Many forget after their debut album SWV had many more hits including 'Use Your Heart' from the album New Beginning (1996). The song peaked at #6 on the Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs and #22 on the Hot 100 where The Neptunes wrote and produced with Pharrell singing along on the chorus.

MargaritaSleepy Brown


After being a featured artist on many OutKast songs and releasing 2 previous albums, Sleepy Brown released Mr. Brown (2006) where the single Margarita appeared. The song went to #8 on the Bubbling Under Hot 100 Singles chart but went no where afterwards. Its a shame it wasn't hit because the song is still a jam and I'm still playing 10 years later.

Honorable Mentions
Looking at Me by Mase, Work it Out by Beyonce, The City is Mine by Jay-Z, Signs by Snoop Dogg featuring Justin Timberlake, Hella Good by No Doubt, Say Something by Mariah Carey featuring Snoop Dogg, Knock Yourself Out by Jadakiss, Punch Drunk Love by Common featuring Pharrell and Kanye West, Number One by Pharrell featuring Kanye West, I Gotcha by Lupe Fiasco

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Photo - Neptunes.org
Wikipedia - 1/2/3/4/5/6
YouTube - 1/2/3/4/5/6

ONTD Original: Top 10 kpop girl group b-sides that will get you loving kpop

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The world is tired of knowing that american girl groups lack a lot in comparison to asian girl groups, but not enough people appreciate their songs and/or only know their singles, so this is a educational post for everyone who is willing to give kpop a try, so let's start!!!


Artist: Red Velvet
Song: Cool Hot Sweet Love
Album: The Velvet (don't listen to it this is the only song that matters, listen to The Red instead)
Who would've thought of Red Velvet serving VOCALS??? NO ONE!!! This song right here is a gem, a beautiful gem, the pre-chorus beautifully builds up to a great chorus.
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Artist: Wonder Girls
Song: Baby Don't Play
Album: REBOOT
Baby Don't Play was written by Yeeun and it's a song about a fuckboy who keeps playing the gorls, the song is a bop at first listen and will bring you back to the '80s.
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Artist: f(x)
Song: When I'm Alone
Album: 4 Walls
The infamous masturbation song is hands down one of the best songs from f(x)'s 4th album 4 Walls. The song was originally supposed to be in Carly Rae Jepsen's album EMOTION but didn't make it to the final cut.
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Artist: Girls' Generation
Song: Trick
Album: The Boys
This song is a fan favorite, however, the girls wasted the song's potential and never performed anywhere. Yeah, they're dumb like that.
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Artist: Rainbow
Song: Bad Man Crying
Album: INNOCENT
I mean.... I MEAN.... WHAT OTHER GIRL GROUP SERVES YOU EMOTIONAL BALLAD TEAS WITH THAT CHOREOGRAPHY? FIFTH DISHARMONY WISHES!!! This was the song they were supposed to promote instead of Black Swan, but you already know how dumb DSP is right?
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Artist: Miss A
Song: Lips
Album: Touch
Probably the best song from their whole career tbh, it could easily be a club banger.
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Artist: Cosmic Girls
Song: Catch Me
Album: Catch Me
MoMoMo my fucking ass, THIS is what Cosmic Girls debut should've been like. The song serves you everything, from cute to sexy, and the "Hanbeon deo try come on!" is the best part of the song and gets everyone going awf.
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Artist: Nine Muses
Song: Who R U
Album: Ticket
Idek what to say I'm running out of imagination but all you need to know is that this song is a bop. And the choreo slays.
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Artist: Mamamoo
Song: Peppermint Chocolate
Album: Hello
Remember when Mamamoo was actually good and didn't release shitty ass songs?? Mamamoo truly peaked at their debut and this song proves it!
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Artist: Oh My Girl
Song: 1 Step 2 Steps
Album: LIAR LIAR
So y'all wanted a twist eh?? Y'all thought this list would end with a damn club banger eh?? WRONG MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! This song oh my god i don't even have enough words to describe it, this cute ass song got me feeling like a princess singing to birds or something. Please love Oh My Girl they're amazing bye.
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ONTD, what are your favorite kpop gg b-sides? And also, boybands are bannedt from this post!!! DON'T COME INTO MY HOUSE POSTING BTS OR SOMETHING

ONTD Original Investigation: Does JLO Sing on ANY Of Ha Choruses?

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Does JLO Sing on ANY Of Ha Choruses?
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i mean the gorls were speedin down i-95 siftin thru la hennys discography only to uncover the true unsolved mystery, and thats that that bit doesnt chime in on any of ha singles, especially the hits. the only time she started singin ha choruses was as the GP sis started getting hip to ha beyonce-esque tendencies (stealin mariahs steez during ha slight breakdown, stealing get right from ursher, stealing waiting for tonight from some unknowns, stealing jenny from the block, stealin what is love, i mean shall a sis continue ..) anyway, a bit summoned the powers of the true queens jessica fletcher myah marie & detective latoya jackson to uncover one of the greatest mysteries of our time behind who built the pyramids & do aliens exist .. does jlo sing on ha choruses? if not then who?

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If You Had My Love
Was it a bop?
it was, this was a true bop, she came thru, the video was a vop, she gave u dancer jen, sexy jen, homely jen, it was like ok bitches i'm here (on the verses)
Did she sing the chorus?
bitch, no not even a sliver under the lead vocals
Who's on the chorus?
i dont fucking know


Waiting For Tonight
Was it a bop?
this is why the word bop was invented, this gay ass song and anthem, she was giving you mar(icon), latina, she thoroughly served on this song although the good sis swiper dont swiped it& the video was iconic, like truly fucking iconic, she was the queen of the new millenium tbh
Did she sing the chorus?
ok she did, her swarm of vocals evened ha out but she was the lead on the chorus, ok jen
Who's on the chorus?
ha



Love Don't Cost A Thing
Was it a bop?
i mean yeah i guess, in the y2k kinda way it was, i mean yes, yes its a bop, i might do karaoke to ha but idk its very gimmicky, but yea its a bop i dont want ha stans from the bronx with razors in their hair trying to come for me
Did she sing the chorus?
like, not really, theres a sliver of her voice in there but the swarm of vocals on this song is more prominent
Who's on the chorus?
i think i have an idea


Play
Was it a bop?
i guess, this was when jlo was squarely in the middle of ha gaudiest era ever, it was a bop like i mean ok u at a bar, and they play a song that signals u to go get a drink and after u get it, this is the song that gets u back on the floor, its a prebop
Did she sing the chorus?
no she fucking didnt
Who's on the chorus?
christina milian smh

Ain't In Funny
Was it a bop?
yeah it was, like the whole world was here for hip hop jlo, this is prime jlo this is, fucking, this is jlo, this is the jlo u tell ur kids about
Did she sing the chorus?
no bitch
Who's on the chorus?
ashanti smh, not even a sliver of a vocal, same with play, bit ..

I'm Real
Was it a bop?
ok bit, THIS is JLO, this is HENNIFER LOPEZ, this is why she's a legend, thalia tried that (paulina > thalia), this is the preeminent summer bop, if youre having a party in the summer and this isnt on it, pack it up, she gave u powder pink terry cloth bitch like catch that look
Did she sing the chorus?
no, maybe a sliver but tbh, no
Who's on the chorus?
ashanti


Gonna Be Alright
Was it a bop?
like i said, musically, jlo was at her best when she was like ..... gettin a pastelito from the guy with grill on top of the shopping cart in the bronx, like .. catch that kinda jlo, anyway yes this was a bop its neck and neck with i'm real tbh, like i'm real is iconic but gonna be alright is slightconic, like the radio didnt overplay ha so i can still listen and bop
Did she sing the chorus?
NO
Who's on the chorus?
my research team basically found out this queen karen anderson (and another singer) has been singing jlo background and choruses, bitch, support queen karen

https://www.instagram.com/karenandersonmusik/    


Jenny From The Block
Was it a bop?
like, ok if they played this song i'd like ok, i'd, okay like if i was at the club and i had to pee and i get on the line for the bathroom, and they played this, i'd think about going back and dancing to it but ultimately urine wins this one
Did she sing the chorus?
no
Who's on the chorus?
probably the bit she stole it from


Get Right
Was it a bop?
uh, ok if it was 2:24 am and im like to my gay friends ok lets either go home or go to another club, and they play this, i might be like ok maybe they'll start playing good music, is it a preeminent bop? idk, it did kinda influence the good jason derulo and filth harmony sisses with the sax
Did she sing the chorus?
.. no
Who's on the chorus?
idk probably queen karen anderson



i'm not doing anymore singles because its all too fradulent but anyway give the real queen ya support
#justice4karenanderson

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ONTD Original: The Kardashians/Jenners and their Fetishism of Black Men

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Take a seat, grab a glass of wine, a cup of coffee, some popcorn, whatever you would like. This is going to be a long post. Sit back and enjoy.



WARNING: This post features many headache inducing quotes and videos. If you have a very low tolerance for the Kardashians as well as a low tolerance for the hypersexualization of black bodies you may want to take precaution before entering this post. But, if you've been eager for a post exposing this Klan's sick fetishism of black men by all means come on in. Here we go, a compilation of some of the most racist, outlandish comments made by the Kardashians/Jenners regarding Black men over the years.



Kim Kardashian On Why People Think She Only Loves Black Men.



Wendy Williams (2011)





@8:37 Look at that side eye Kourtney gives Kim.

Kim Talks Interracial Relationships



Rollingstone (2015) Interview



Kim Picks the Perfect Stroller to Match North's Skin Tone Before She Was Born



Keeping Up With the Kardashians (2013)




Kim Fantasizes About Her Unborn Mixed Child

(2011) (2012)































Kim Says Many Questionable Things



Howard Stern (2009)





Don't you think your sextape was so outrageous because you were with a black guy. still white America has a hard time with that. Here you are beautiful, young girl having sex with a black man on a tape. Still pretty taboo right?: "I think so."

Is his [Reggie] shlong big?": Yeah

Who [Reggie or Lamar] has the bigger penis?: "Well Lamar's probably...he is two feet taller."

Can't be a white guy ever, its always got to be the black guys?: "I guess so."

On Rob Kardashian's thoughts on Khloe and Kim dating black men: "I would say my dad had issues with it and then after the you know the whole OJ thing I think he was like 'this could happen to you guys'. He got really overprotective... Then he realized it was going to be the way it was."

Kim on French Montana and Khloe Kardashian Dating

Keeping Up With the Kardashians (2014)





Kim Kardashian on H8R




Back in 2011, Kim appears on an alleged scripted reality television show where she is confronted by a black woman.


(2011)



Kim Kardashian Realizes Racism Exists Only After Giving Birth to North



(2014)



Kim Gives Khloe Advice on How to Make it Up to Omarion



Kourtney and Kim Take Miami (2009)

Khloe blows off Omarion's romantic gesture on Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami. When Khloe asks Kim for advice on what to do to make it up to him, Kim says:



Comedic Relief: Kim Kardashian Cooks Her Famous Soul Food Meal for Kanye & His Friends in the Studio

(2013)


Here Kim is making her infamous soul food. When it comes to cooking, Kim has only ever shown the world her struggle soul food creations. Enjoy.







Khloe Kardashian on WWHL


(Thx to for the tip.)

Context: Khloe is applying makeup to Andy Cohen's face.

(2016)


Khloe: "You go all the way across."

Andy: "Are you putting darker makeup on me?"

Khloe: "Darker. The darker..."

Andy: "Don't put me in blackface or anything like that, that would be in very poor taste."

Khloe: "I'm not going to put you in blackface, but then, I mean, I might like you a little more."

Khloe Kardashian on Howard Stern

(2016) Interview @0.40





Khloe Kardashian Sees Humor In Their Fetishism



George Lopez Interview

(2010)

@1:00





Khloe Reminds Us That

Keeping Up With the Kardashians



Khloe On Howard Stern

(2009) Interview





What's with you two? Only black guys, is that the thing?: "I'm only black guys, once you go black you just never go back." - Khloe

Do you girls ever like to go to the ghetto and like hang out? You are very into the black culture, you ever do that? You ever go to a really bad neighborhood and hang out? : [Laughs] "Just for fun? Yeah."

EBONY Interview



(2012)



So there’s this connection with the Kardashians and the Black community, what do you attribute that to?: "My father raised us like … we were not allowed to see people in any sort of colors [...] My dad went to Dorsey High in Inglewood. We come from a very mixed family. We’re a bunch of different races, my family. So it’s very normal for us. I don’t know why we’re accepted. Are all of us accepted or just me?

Does he really?: "Well him and Malika [Haqq] will talk and they’ll just say something and … they’re like, ‘we think of you as being Black.’"

On Being 'Fat': “Being fat really saved me from being a whore in life though, you guys. Being fat and then being married…like I respect Lamar because he still liked me fat, which is like I appreciate that.”

Chelsea Handler Interview

(2009)





Khloe: "I didn't think [Chelsea Handler] liked black guys."

Chelsea: "I dated black guys in highschool."

Khloe: "How did you go back? Once you go black you never go back."

Chelsea: "No, once you go black you go running back."

Kim and Khloe Visit Queens


Keeping Up With the Kardashians (2012)


Lamar Odom: “You should really see Jamaica, Avenue … it’s the hood rodeo drive”
Khloe to Kim : “We could like turn you into Boug-Ghetto” - Khloe

Hollywood Today Interview

(2016)





RadarOnline came out with an article today saying that OJ is your dad, aren't you sick of it? "Honey I don't look half black to you? What! Don't insult me now, I know I'm pale but.." - Khloe

Kocktails With Khloe

(2016)

On an episode of now cancelled Kocktails with Khloe, Comedian Pauly Shore asks Khloe what it is with her family and black men.
















Shore: "All you guys date black dudes.”

Khloe: “Not all of us.”

Shore: “Pretty much. Why are you laughing?”

Khloe: “But not all … ok but not all of us.”

Shore: “Don't start with the whole black going back bulls***, but what is it?"

Khloe: "That is a racist question."

Trey Songz: “What is about the black guys Khloe that you love?”

Khloe: “But to me that is such a racist question, because if I were to date .”

Shore: "Most of America is curious, [but] not in a bad way at all.”

Khloe: “Oh I agree.”

Shore: "A lot of guys want to have sex with you and they're like, 'F***, I'm not black. I can't hook up with her."

Khloe: “No, I agree.”









This Vine featuring King Bach, Justin Bieber, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner






Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Season 1 of KUWTK, Kris invites over some black men from the neighborhood for a drink and she proceeds to behave like a fool.




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Fun fact: The entire family but Kourtney and Caitlyn are currently or allegedly in interracial relationships with black men/women. (Kylie and Tyga, Kendall and Jordan Clarkson (allegedly), Khloe and Brandon Jennings (allegedly), Rob and Blac Chyna, Kris and Corey Gamble, Kim and Kanye.)


So what do you say ONTD, are the Kardashians still harmless?

ONTD Original: 8 Things You'll Never Forget About Your Fave Disney Generation

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1. Taylor Swift & Joe Jonas Break Up
When Taylor and Joe broke up, things got messy real quick. It was first reported that Jaylor broke up in October 2008. That same day, Taylor updated her MySpace blog.

Taylor went on Ellen and revealed he broke up with her in a 27 second phone call. Alongside Ellen, Taylor did a few more interviews where she was asked about Joe and roughly said the same thing in each. She poked fun at a Joe Jonas doll, wrote the amazing Forever & Always about the decline of their relationship, and provided us with the catchiest opening SNL monologue:

SNL - Taylor Swift Monologue from Jazmin on Vimeo.



Jaylor, the gift that keeps giving, has provided ONTD with these notable tracks:
1. Forever & Always
2. Jump Then Fall
3. Much Better
4. Haunted
5. Last Kiss
6. Better Than Revenge
7. Holy Ground

SOURCE: vimeo

2. Vanessa Hudgens Nude Photos Leak | 2007, 2009, 2011, 2014

Over the years, BBV has been no stranger to controversy. In 2007, nude photos surfaced that were allegedly meant for Drake Bell?. More photos surfaced in 2009, but Vanessa's team had them removed from the internet. In 2011, more photos surfaced. AFAIK, no more photos have leaked and Vanessa is now known for Coachella instead.

SOURCES: ONTD Post: 2007, ONTD Post: 2011

3. Miley Cyrus Danced With A Pole At The Kids Choice Awards | August 2009


SOURCE: YouTube | ONTD Post

4. Demi Tells Fan To "Ask Taylor!" | January 2010


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5. Demi Lovato Skips Meet & Greet To Party | September 2010
In September 2010, Demi and the Jonas Brothers were on tour for Camp Rock 2. When flooding caused the show + meet & greet to get cancelled, Demi tweeted a bunch of pictures with Travis Clark instead of going with the Jonas Bros to meet fans. A fan tweeted Demi's real reason for skipping was she "didn't feel like meeting fans". Then this happened:

After throwing her phone, Demi took a 15 minute "Twitterbreak" and Joe tweeted his support for the fans.

SOURCES: ONTD Post | AD Post #1, AD Post #2

6. Demi Lovato Punches Backup Dancer & Enters Rehab | November 2010

A month later, Demi Lovato was still on tour with the Jonas Brothers. During the tour she was getting over her breakup with Joe, forced to see Joe and Ashley Greene canoodle together, and says she was called "Demi Drama" by the cast. Throw in a coke habit and bad temper and you've got Demi punching Alex Welch after suspecting she got tattled on. After the altercation, Demi left the tour and checked herself into a treatment center. Ashley Greene also retweeted "Karma is a bitch!".

SOURCE: ONTD Post #2 (original is private)

7. Miley Cyrus Smokes Salvia On Her 18th Birthday | December 2010


SOURCES: TMZ Video | ONTD Post | AD Post

Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber Break Up | November 2012

After two years, JB and Selena called it quits. During the breakup, Selena and her friends threw a Justin Bieber shade party. She also recorded a dance video to "I Knew You Were Trouble". (ONTD Post here). Selena also called out JB and Barbara Palvin on Twitter:

Selena also joked about making Justin cry on David Letterman. Since then, the tables have turned and JB seems to be the one pining for Selena. All in all, they're no longer a good match and both need to gtfa.

SOURCES: ONTD Post | AD Post

Included links to old posts for those who want to read the comments.
Sorry about forgetting to tag & the number 7 was originally there bc of Miley's iconic 7 Things, mods

ONTD Original: Our Favorite Tauruses!

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We enter the time of 6fNS20df4.gif! Can you believe we're almost done? There are a lot of great Taurean celebrities out there! Tauruses are known for being dependable, persistent, and loyal, but they can also be stubborn, lazy, and materialistic.

If there are any faves here that we didn't mention, put them in the comments!

Adele, May 5
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Adele burst onto the music scene with her album 19 in 2008, gained worldwide recognition with album 21, and demolished music records with the release of 25 this past November. In interviews she’s brash and funny and seems genuinely sweet.

Kelly Clarkson, April 24
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The first and only succesful winner of American Idol, Kelly is probably the most consistent singer the show ever put out. Her music is enjoyable, she’s rather personable, and while her political views can sometimes be stupid, she seems like a lovely person.

Janet Jackson, May 16
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First things first, let us never forgive Justin Timberlake for ripping her clothes off at the SuperBowl and turning her into a pariah for it. While she’s part of the troubled Jackson clan, no one can deny her singing ability and her dancing and few can match that level of skill. She recently canceled her tour, making die-hard fans very upset. Problematic? idk

Channing Tatum, April 26
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Clean, rad, and powerful Potato King! He’s a fantastic comedic actor, his body is on point, and can any of us forget that e-mail that was found during the Sony leak?! NEVER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAH! While I’m disappointed that he’s playing Gambit, he’s goodhearted enough that I think I’ll live.

Dwayne Johnson, May 2
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DO I really have to say more than... he's freaking DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON. He’s pretty, he’s funny, he could probably throw your enemy across the room.

Rosario Dawson, May 9
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Do I even have to do a write up? Singer, actor, and activist, she is a Trekkie, stumped for Obama and is currently supporting Sanders, got arrested protesting Bush in 2004 and recently arrested during Democracy Spring earlier in April. She supports a ton of great causes.

Kirsten Dunst, April 30th
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Kiki! I’ve loved her since I first saw her in Jumanji, but I think she’s best loved for Bring it On. She’s been acting since she was a wee kidlet and I’ve always enjoyed her performances (except in the Spiderman movies, but they didn’t give her much to work with). She’s currently starring in Fargo.

John Oliver, April 23
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Introduced to US audiences as a correspondent with The Daily Show, John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight addresses a lot of serious issues that are often ignored. He presents them in a really logical manner and while sometimes his schtick gets old, his sincerity and passion are real. Let us never forget him bringing back Sami and EJ for little Noujain Mustaffa.

Carol Burnett, April 26
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A singing, acting, improve LEGEND. Her sketch show is legendary, her work on Broadway and film are fantastic, and her physical comedy rivals Lucille Ball. A genuine joy to watch, Carol Burnett turns 83 this year and is still kicking!

Bea Arthur, May 13
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CONDOMS, ROSE, CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS! The best Golden Girl in my humble opinion was always Bea Arthur. Never one to shy away from hard work, she was in the US Marine Corps Women’s Reserve in WWII. She was largely a stage actress until she nailed the role of Maude Findlay on All in the Family; her performance earned her a spin off show called Maude in the 1970s which tackled hard subjects like Vietnam War, women’s lib, Nixon, drug use, abortion, menopause, and even gay rights. Funny enough, she was in the Star Wars Holiday Special! She passed away in 2008.

Honorable mentions: Pierce Brosnan, James McAvoy, Jet Li, Peter Mayhew, Andy Serkis, Daniel Day-Lewis, Domnhall Gleeson, Fred Astaire, Danielle Fishel , Stana Katic, Rami Malek, Dule Hill, Tom Welling, Audrey Hepburn, Katharine Hepburn, Natasha Richardson, David Beckham, George Carlin, Louis Theroux, Jane Campion, Stevie Wonder, Andre the Giant, Craig Ferguson, Barbara Streisand

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Happy birthday to all of our ONTD Taureans! Thanks as always to the bard yurasama_love :3

ONTD Original: Taurus Problematic Faves & Flops

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Hey ! You rocked our world yesterday with some really excellent faves, but when you are bad, you are really, really bad! Let's take a look, shall we?

Problematic Faves

Cher, May 20
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Cher is a celebrated singer and actress, but sometimes she says some really stupid things on Twitter. Like how she agreed with US visa reform regarding visa waivers for 38 countries because, and I quote, “VISA WAIVER NOT SAFE 4us We r At War W/ppl Who Want 2 Come 2us& Kill us’ns, WHY MAKE IT EASY!? Also, If Ppl Go 2 ISIS 2 (knife emoji, bomb emoji, explosion emoji) LET THEM STAY W/ISIS”

George Clooney, May 6
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Lots of people like him. How many times has he gotten People’s Sexiest Man Alive? And yet there’s a holier than thou aspect to him. He’s said some stupid as fuck things about diversity in Hollywood in 2012 and his penchant for dating women decades younger than him is nagl.

Henry Cavill, May 5
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Remember when he was just this bland pretty face that sucked at the press junket? Remember that time he “dated” Kaley Cuoco? Simpler times. Now he’s dating a 19 year old and stupid shit falls out of his mouth all the time. At least he’s pretty?

Megan Fox, May 16
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As per Megan’s #1 fan placentipede: “The whole Native Tiger, "Child of the Cherokee tribe" thing. She's said some very controversial stuff in the past, including a couple transphobic remarks (she made a joke saying "I'm a tr*nny. I'm a man" in i think 2010 or 2011). There was also the whole comparing Michael Bay to Hitler thing.”

George Lucas, May 14
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He came up with Star Wars, but he’s also Star Wars’ biggest enemy. He has a lot of great ideas, he just can’t execute them well. Props to him for putting his money where his mouth is to create affordable housing in Marin County, CA; suck it you snobs!

Queen Elizabeth II, April 21
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Considering how many times I’ve read about her and her family being literal welfare queens on this site, gonna put her solidly in problematic faves. She’s still a fairly well-liked monarch and tbh I’ll be sad when she goes.

Lena Dunham, May 13
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So she’s not really popular here on ONTD, what with the weird confessions she’s made about her sister in her memoir (being glad that your sister is gay because you’ve always wanted some connection to the LGBT group is flat out fucked up), but she also doesn’t take shit about her appearances or her choices. So there’s that.

Dishonorable Mentions: Tina Fey, Stephen Amell, Jessica Alba, Cate Blanchett, Jim Sturgess, David Boreanaz, Mark Zucerberg, Jay Leno

Flops
Jack Nicholson, April 22
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He’s well known for his wandering eye and while he’s considered a great actor, he’s also considered to be a great asshole.

Dennis Rodman, May 13
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Dennis is messy by nature. If his antics weren't enough, he’s friends with Kim Jong Un and thinks North Korea isn’t that bad.

Chris Brown, May 5
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He’s an abusive, controlling, unapologetic asshole with hideous tattoos with the most ridiculous excuse for a “documentary” being released.

Tony Blair, May 6
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Former Prime Minister of the UK, he was PM during Bush Jr.’s time in office. His ordering of troops into Iraq was controversial and there was widespread opposition. He resigned in favor of Gordon Brown as casualties rose.

John Kasich, May 13
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This asshole is trying to pass himself off as the sane Republican candidate. He’s just as bad, he just hides it better. Governor of Ohio, he’s making it difficult for women to get access to abortions, signing 16 anti-abortion measures! He also recently said that women “left their kitchens” to support him. Burn him!

Bernie Madoff, April 27
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(Here's a gif of Robert DeNiro as Bernie Madoff) Ran one of the biggest Ponzi schemes EVER. He got caught when the market crashed, but the money was all gone. The victims were mostly charities and the elderly. He’s serving time in a federal prison, but how do you even get to the point he did unless you don't have a soul?

Adolf Hitler, April 20
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In the last Aries posts, our ONTD Arians were glad that Hitler is not an Aries, having just squeaked into the start of Taurus. There’s not really much I can say; if you don’t know why Hitler is on this list, I can’t help you.

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THANKS EVERYONE! See you next month for Gemini! Only three more signs left! omg

ONTD Original: Vocalists who are better than you think they are + guides to vocal pedagogy

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Hello ONTD! As a continuation to the lovely revertigo's "Five Vocalists who Aren't as Great as People say They Are" post, I've made one about underrated vocalists on ONTD and for most included, in general. Like revertigo, I also got help from vocal coach AhMin33 on twitter who is also an admin at kpopvocalanalysis. In addition, I also asked for help from bIacksoshi on twitter or thevocalvortex on tumblr.

The vocalists included in the main list will all qualify under kpopvocalanalysis's standards as at least Above Average. That would be higher than any vocalist included on the overrated list, who's best technique wise was Ariana Grande who is Average to Above Average. Every vocalist included on both the main and honorable mentions list has been regarded as someone who "can't sing," "a whisper vocalist," or a worse vocalist than someone far inferior to them in technique.

Since this may be confusing, I included a guide that should explain terminology, how notes work, technical pros and cons, and how supported notes sound vs unsupported ones. This video from mrskinnyjeanz3 is also really great on identifying different types of strain and support.

Note: This is purely on vocal technique, NOT tone, emotion, personality or how problematic a person is.



VOCAL GUIDE

NOTE IDENTIFICATION



"One of the commonly used methods to name a note is through the “Scientific Pitch Notation”.

The musical notes consist of (in order): C, D, E, F, G, A, B. If you count the next C, it would be one octave. So one octave is eight notes. The number next to the note is the octave. For example, C5 is the note C (from the piano) in the fifth octave.

A key of a song means within the key signature of the song. There are 12 notes in total, C C#/Db D D#/Eb E F F#/Gb G G#/Ab A A#/Bb B and back to C, completing one full octave. A tone is from a note up two semitones, so the distance between C and C#/Db is a semitone, whereas C and D are a full note apart. A major Key will follow a tone tone semitone tone tone tone semitone pattern, so C major is C D E F G A B C. Although there are no sharps or flats between E and F or B and C, they’re a semitone apart. # stands for sharp and b stands for flat and whether or not you name a note sharp or flat depends on the key, i.e. C# major and Db major are the same key with different names, C# D# E# F# G# A# B# C# and Db Eb F Gb Ab Bb C Db, on a piano the same notes are played, just with different names."

(explanation from kpopvocalanalysis.wordpress.com).

Note: kpopvocalanalysis is the most accurate site on vocal pedagogy, although it only focuses on k-pop artists. Still, there are great guides on technique and the incredibly nice admins will answer questions about western artists, even if there aren't profiles on them.

Example of someone's range: Whitney Houston's live vocal range was C3-G#5-C#6. C3 represents the lowest chest note. G#5 represents the highest mixed voice note or belt. C#6 represents the highest upper register note (falsetto, head voice, whistle; in Whitney's case it's head voice). Whitney's range would be 3 octaves, one note, and a semitone.

Registers: Chest/Lower Register, Mixed/Belting Register, Upper Register/Head Voice/Falsetto/Whistle

Tessitura: Where someone is most comfortable singing or projecting. For example, Ariana Grande, who is a light lyric soprano, has a very high tessitura, while Cher, who is a contralto, has a very low tessitura.

Supported Range:Notes connected to the body that have proper breath support and technique- netural larynx, freedom, proper placement, tonality, stability, projection, open throat, no tongue, jaw, glottal, etc. tension, no excessive throat or air pressure, etc. Although it's important for disconnected registers like falsetto and whistle to have these same factors, they don't count as part of someone's supported range because they aren't connected to the body and can't be "resonant."

Placement:Vocalists should place their voice in their chest, head, or mask (cheekbones area), NOT throat or nose

Resonance: The "ringing" full, clean sound notes should have. "A vocalist may be able to be resonant in their mixed voice by normally placing their voice in their mask with chest resonance, or as they go higher, with head resonance," (kpopvocalanalysis). Resonance should not be confused for brightness or volume and CANNOT be achieved on unsupported notes. For example, Ariana Grande has a lot of ease and brightness on her upper belts, such as the G#5-Bb5s in Be My Baby, leading some to call them "resonant" when they are not due to tongue tension, high larynx, etc. Video Explanation by BzBlaner and translated by Vocal Verdade: Part 1:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--Xpj1f5eX4 and Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDIomujmSs8

Larynx Position:"The larynx is the part of the body where the vocal cords are located. The vocal cords are very small and are divided into two parts that vibrate against one another in order to create sound. The speed of the vibration generally determines the pitch someone sings in. Much like tuning a guitar, the more stretched the vocal cords are and thinner they become, the higher the pitch and the thicker they are, the lower the pitch is. In order for a note to be hit, one should have a relaxed opened sound in the larynx, without any restrictions from the throat muscles. If the larynx is pushed down, it creates a froggy and fake “soulful” tone, if it’s pulled up, it creates a thinner, squeezed and tight quality to the voice. The natural state of the larynx is being neutral when it’s relaxed, if it’s forced either up or down, that means the muscles in the throat are creating tension and the larynx is trying to reposition itself in an uncomfortable and unnatural position to hit notes that are not within the individual’s supported range," (kpopvocalanalysis). Video Explanation by WestVoice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oiZ_jEkW6s For example, Demi lowers her larynx for a thicker, more soulful tone in the National Anthem and Stone Cold when her natural voice is much lighter (Instaoke). One of the most evident high larynx singing examples is Jessica Simpson's upper belts, which are showcased in WestVoice's video.

Vibrato:The fast shift in pitch (usually less than a semitone) on a note. A natural vibrato will come with proper breath support and technique (ie. Mariah Carey), but some try to fake it with their throat, larynx, tongue, jaw, etc. (ie. Demi Lovato)

Agility: "Vocal agility is an embellishment and it means, being able to sing many notes accurately and quickly, by separating each individual note while still being able to connect them within one sung vowel. Those are usually called melismas or vocal runs," (kpopvocalanalysis). EX: Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera both have very agile voices capable of lenghty, speedy, and complex runs, but Mariah's fit with the melody and are very accurate in pitch, while Xtina's can be excessive and pitchy (Holy Night).

Musicianship/Musicaltiy:"Musicianship is the act of changing any song given to you and making it your own, usually on the spot. This includes melodic changes, rhythmic changes and added embellishments. Musicality is the act of interpreting music correctly according to each individual genre of music, by adding the correct use of vocal effects (e.g. raspiness, breathiness, growls, vocal runs, vibrato) and playing with the song musically by adding dynamics (e.g. singing softly, loudly, powerfully on the right moments of each song)," (kpopvocalanalysis). An example of excellent musicianship and improvisation is Mariah Carey basically making songs up on the spot here, here, and here.

Examples of Supported Notes vs Unsupported Notes:

Head Voice: Perrie Edward's supported A5 in Change Your Life vs Demi Lovato's unsupported A5 in Hello

Mixed Voice: Ariana Grande Supported D5 vs Ariana Grande Unsupported D5

Chest Voice: Mariah Carey Supported F3 vs Dinah Jane Hansen Unsupported F3s in We Know



BEYAWNCE

VIDEOS TO WATCH!!!


Vocal Fach: Lyric Coloratura Mezzo, Rating: Excellent

Best Vocal Performances:Love on Top (a mezzo doing a G#5 belt, D6 in head voice, and FOUR KEY CHANGES), I Care, Dangerously in Love, etc.

Some "sweet spot" notes:Belted/Mixed Voice F5s, Head Voice C6s

  On a technical level, Beyonce is one of the best vocalists mainstream music has seen. She isn't considered a "great," or even the best of her generation because of subjective issues like her "inability to emote" or "bland tone." Emoting is irrelevant to vocal pedagogy. Tone is relevant in how well a vocalist maintains it throughout their range, which she does very well, but some still think it is "girlish and thin" when she's singing "cleanly" or "hoarse, aggressive, and shouty" when she growls. Due to her ability to sing without unhealthy means like lowering her larynx or pulling way too much chest in her mix, much weaker vocalists with more "unique" or "soulful" voices have been given more praise. Beyonce basically demolishes the others with one of the largest supported ranges (C3-F5-D6), control in every register (chest, mixed, head), a natural, even vibrato, and incredible agility, breath control, and resonance.

Beyonce has one of the strongest lower registers, being able to sustain notes as low as Bb2/B2 (Dangerously in Love) and project (without a microphone!) and support C3s (Halo).

Some people claim that Beyonce screams due to her "thin" tone when she actually resonates on belts. Resonance is the "ring" a vocalist should have and a great example of resonace vs screaming is her performance at the Oscars with superior actress, but way inferior vocalist, Jennifer Hudson. At 1:49-2:06 and 2:42, Beyonce drowns out Jennifer, despite Jennifer naturally having a "bigger" voice and more ease/comfort in upper belts.Jennifer is a spinto soprano who would shine on these upper belts, if she had good technique, but instead raises her larynx and basically shouts from her throat for volume/projection. Beyonce is a lyric coloratura mezzo; lyrics naturally have smaller output than spintos and sopranos have higher tessituras than mezzos. Thanks to her fabulous technique she supports and resonates on upper belts like those F5s when mezzos usually start losing ease this high.

Again, timbre is subjective, but in my opinion, the one place you can't critisize Beyonce's timbre, is herhead voice.It's beautiful, rich, weighty, resonant, connected to the body, retains her natural vibrato, and operatic. She usually uses it in the fifth octave, but can also effortlessly support into the 6th octave or soprano tessitura (Flawless (SERIOUSLY WATCH THIS IT'S MAJESTIC), Emotions, Holy Grail/Forever Young, 1+1, etc.)

Beyonce is a coloratura, meaning she has enormous agility and is a master at ornamentation. She travels up and down the scales with incredible pitch, precision, speed, and accuracy.  Her transitions between head voice, mixed voice, and chest voice are done without any noticeable breaks. She also has the ability to do really complex runs like legato arpeggios and staccato.

And what really sets Beyonce apart from other vocalists, including some of the greats, is her insane volume control. She has the ability to sing in many different volumes- pianissimo, mezza-forte, forte, fortissimo, etc. in both her mixed and head voice (explained better than I can starting at 2:54 in this video or 1:55 of this video). She is even capable of crescendos (gradually increasing in volume), decrescendo (gradually decreasing in volume), and probably the most difficult volume feat, mezza-di-voca (getting louder and softer in one breath/note).

Beyonce also has excellent musicianship, being able to change up a song and make it her own (YES I KNOW SHE STEALS CREDITS, I MEAN VOCALLY) or improvise and change up her own song arrangements with excellent runs. Her greatest show of improvisation is arguably her excellent scat singing (vocal improvisation with wordless vocables, nonsense syllables or without words at all) in Deja Vu.


Further proof of Beyonce's excellent ear and instrument, is her ability to imitate instruments (a saxophone in Naughty Girl, an electric guitar in I Care) and intricate harmonies with herself in the studio (I Care) and others (Destiny's Child Say Yes,  National Anthem, Amazing Grace, etc.).

JOJO

VIDEOS TO WATCH!!!



Vocal Fach: Lyric Mezzo, Rating: Great

Best Vocal Performances:
When Love Hurts, Crazy/Crazy in Love, A Little Too Late, Who's Lovin You, etc.

Jojo is actually pretty loved, so I don't have any sarcastic hate comments or misconceptions to start this off with. Still she deserves more fame and even if people who do know her know she has a great voice, she isn't considered one of the best and her posts hardly get any comments. Maybe this is due to not having much success (ugh her flop label), but fellow in general underrated queen Carly Rae (in music not vocals lol), is always talked, posted, and commented about here, while Jojo gets like 20 comments in her posts.

Jojo is by far the best vocalist of the younger generation (25 and younger) and actually one of the best current vocalists overall (only surpassed by Bey on this list and probably in general when you consider all the other mainstream artists tbh). She is fantastic, supporting C3/C#3-Eb5/E5-A5/Bb5 and is close to being an excellent vocalist by kpopvocalanalysis standards (girl needs to lighten up her mix and learn to support her F5s), but right now is great.

Jojo's lower register is my personal favorite and arguably the best right now when you take how low a vocalist can support and feats in this register into account. She can retain tonality and projection down to B2 (Demonstrate). She can support down to C3 and consistently supports down to C#3. In my opinion, this is one of the best C#3s ever. Along with the ability to phrase and sustain notes, she can even do little runs here.

Jojo's mixed voice is one of the best in western pop, since she supports higher than most of her fellow mezzos. She even supports higher than sopranos, who have a higher tessitura, but a lot of pop sopranos are sad these days anyways :/.  Her mid-belts (around A4-D5) are excellent. She almost always has ease, support, and resonance there. Her upper belts (around Eb5-G5) are sometimes pushed, since they are out of her tessitura and her chesty mix definitely doesn't help. However, she still is able to support consistently to Eb5 and most of the time to E5. Above this, she can have trouble with some nasality and shoutiness. She has had good placement on F5s, such as the sustained F5 in "A Little Too Late," but F#5-G5 is usually a struggle.

Jojo's transitions into her head voice are excellent, showing how well connected it is. Her head voice is resonant and supported up to A5/Bb5. She has also shown nice B5s (Say Love). Her runs here are excellent like they are in her other registers. She has even showcased a whistle register in the studio (ie.  the G#6 in her 2nd album "The High Road")

Jojo's agility is excellent and definitely one of the highlights of her voice. She is capable of very speedy runs in every part of her range with great pitch accuracy. She is also capable of legato runs.


"JoJo has also demonstrated great musicianship, showcasing that she is anything but a karaoke singer, by changing melody, adding unique harmonies and blending in with her own style of melisma to fit her covers and utilizing her variety of timbres to play with. This is another large strength in JoJo’s voice. JoJo has also shown excellent musicality, diligently staying with the feel of a song and being able to play with volume at will," (thevocalvortex.tumblr.com).

LADY "WE DID IT KIDS" GAGA

VIDEOS TO WATCH!!!


Vocal Fach: Lyric Mezzo, Rating: Good to Great

Best Performances: Sound of Music Medley, National Anthem 1& 2, Bang Bang, etc.

Despite being known for her as ONTD would say, "gimmicks," Gaga is one of pop's best vocalists and definitely the best of her generation. I mean some might say it's not hard when Gaga's competition at her peak was Katy, Rihanna, Taylor, Bieber, etc. But some people legitimately think that the contrast between Gaga's pathetic, desperate gimmicks and Adele's "amazing vocals" ended ha! The KOONS is that Gaga's vocal technique is actually faaaaar superior to Adele's, despite some GENIUSES like LEGENDARY PRODUCER PHARELL!!! putting Adele in the same league as Whitney and Mariah (I actually love Adele, but lol even people like Demi and Ariana have better technique).

Gaga supports her chest voice down to Eb3 and from her last supported note and up, especially E3-G3, her lower register is the best in the game. Her ease and phrasing is incredible here... No airiness is present and it's almost as if she is speaking or singing middle register notes. She also has the ability to play with the "texture" of her voice to express different emotions.

Gaga's belts are incredibly resonant and have a beautiful, rolling, even vibrato up to C#5/D5.She has also shown good placement up to Eb5/E5.In fact, her notes would be one of the best examples to help a "normal listener" identify what vibrato is (I was gonna use her in my vocal guide, but decided not to put any of the artists showcased here :P). Listen to that very noticeable shifting sound on the belts in her acapella gay pride national anthem. Gaga is even able to project over a cheering crowd without a mic as seen multiple times in the Cheek to Cheek tour.

Although Gaga doesn't utilize her upper register as much, she has a lovely falsetto and a connected head voice. Her head voice is supported to G5/G#5, bringing her supported range to Eb3-C#5/D5-G5/G#5. Her transitions to this part of her voice are also quite smooth, as shown in the "Whitney note" aka upper register "Freeeee" in the National Anthem.

Gaga is also capable of dynamics and volume control, as shown by the Bb4 crescendo in her acclaimed Sound of Music medley.

ST!NK

VIDEOS TO WATCH!!!



Vocal Fach: Lyric Mezzo, Rating: Good

Best Vocal Performances: Blow Me One Last Kiss, Just Give Me a Reason, etc.

To many ONTDers St!nk is a bitter and irrelevant loser who uses a tired rope cirque du soleil imitation gimmick. Well, when you take away this "gimmick" P!nk is still one of pop's best vocalists and dancers right now. And you know, it's pretty incredible that she can support F3s and D5s in different forms spinning in the air, something many of today's sopranos fail to do sitting on a chair. And even some of the best vocalists and performers opt to lip sync, use playback for choruses, or have dance breaks, so they can sing the verses while doing minimal movement, but P!nk has proved that she can do very difficult feats while singing live (I'm 90% sure she's singing live since each performance seems to sound different, meaning she doesn't have a pre-recorded track or use the studio vocals and also this incident with her mic falling/not working: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CThJ2FcxevM)

P!nk has developed 2 registers (chest and mixed) of her voice very well, although her falsetto/head voice should be utilized and developed more. She has a good supported range for a mezzo and one of the best of today's pop stars, E3-C#5/D5.Her lower range keeps support down to E3. Her mixed voice actually reached its "prime" late into her career, most likely thanks to quitting smoking. Due to stylistic choices to "express emotion" or sound "rockier", her belts can get a bit too chesty and throaty. However, she can still support up to C#5/D5 and although she applies a bit too much throat/air pressure, resulting in a lack of support, her mixing and placement in upper belts (E5-G5) is very nice. She has also shown very good stamina in all parts of her voice, including her upper belts, shown by the multiple F5s and F#5s she hit in Blow Me One Last Kiss and some of the E5s and even F#5s she hit while doing acrobatics.

In her RnP!nk days, aka what ONTD wants back, she did do melisma on her Take Me Home album (Love  is Such a Crazy Thing) and some live (Joyful Joyfuk).

TORI KELLY

VIDEOS TO WATCH!!!

Vocal Fach: Light Lyric Soprano, Rating: Competent to Good

Best Vocal Performances:
City Dove (the resonance on the C5/C#5s!!!, also hey citydove), Confetti, Hollow, Crazy, PYT, etc.

Tori can be overrated on social media, but she is pretty underrated here. She's basically known for getting promo spots everywhere because of Scooter, despite not having the most commercial success. She did get some love because of the gif of her reaction to Taylor's 1989 AOTY speech though, lmao. Regardless, I do see people say on both social media and ONTD that Ariana or Demi are better when Tori outclasses them by far and is the best vocalist under 25 right now (Jojo is 25 so!).

Tori's lower register is currently one of, if not, the best for a soprano. She can retain tonality down to C#3 (Halo), can support as low as E3, and consistently to F3, which is personally one of my favorite notes from her.

Tori also has consistent support up to D5 in her mixed voice (O Holy Night, Crazy). She's probably one of the only sopranos in western pop who consistently supports to D5 right now, which is kind of sad tbh. Above D5, Tori loses the ease she should have as a soprano, places her voice in her throat, and raises her larynx. She has show better placement before as high as a F#5 (Dear No One) and can still do complex runs at her upper extremes (G#5 run in Nobody Love).

Tori has shown a connected head voice up to C6 (Talk live @ Jimmy Kimmel). She also sustained a very nice F#6/G6 whistle while saying "good" with Mitch and Scott of Superfruit/Pentatonix.

The most impressive thing about Tori's voice is her seamless vocal transitions and runs. She can do runs very complex runs with speed and pitch accuracy in every part of her range. Her most impressive run is her PYT run, which includes an F#5, around 40 notes, and has very quick transitions from register to register.

Tori also has great musicianship, being able to mash up and make her songs her own with the use of melodic changes and her signature runs (ie. Suit & Tie/PYT/Thinkin About You).


NICOLE SCHERZIALJFDSLK

VIDEOS TO WATCH!!!



Vocal Fach: Full-Lyric Soprano, Rating: Competent

Best Vocal Performances: Phantom of the Opera, I Hate This Part, etc.

Nicole is hated on ONTD for flopping solo, PCD drama, and having "no talent." Apparently she cant sing... people were even insulting her Phantom of the Opera performance or saying she may be able to sing "fake opera" but fails at "normal singing." Nicole's head voice is her most developed register, but she is competent in the others as well.

Nicole has been able to support belts up to D5, though her support is inconsistent due to stylistic choices. Up to B4, she always sings cleanly. However, C5-D5 she either fucks up her notes for a more throaty, rock like sound or supports and resonates (I wish she always would). Note: Nicole is underrated on ontd and in general, but a few people think all her technical flaws are intentional, since she has had vocal training, but they are not and she always strains on belts from Eb5-Bb5.

Nicole's head voice is very, very, well connected and her stamina here is insane. She is able to phrase (I Want to Know What Love Is) and sustain notes, as well as do runs. In Phantom of the Opera, she goes all out singing head voice notes from Eb5-E6 for over a minute. Every note up to Bb5 was well supported and very operatic. At the end, she sustains many C6s and even an E6, which is quite a feat, but the C6s aren't supported due to slight shrillness and the E6 is also shrill, as well as pushed.

MILDRED DESTINY HOPE CYRUS

VIDEOS TO WATCH!!!


Vocal Fach: Lyric Mezzo, Rating: Above Average

Best Vocal Performances: Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High, Drive, Cyrus Skies, Jolene, etc.

Miley or "Mildred," lol, is someone most of yall would say can't sing for shit because she sounds nasally, annoying, and only has one "receipt" aka the Jolene video you've seen posted by her stans over and over again. The truth is most of your faves have just as much nasality in their voices and even more issues.

Miley's peers like Demi and Ariana are usually thought of as better vocalists because of their constant high notes. Too much merit is put on those high notes when people like Ariana and Demi dont even support them. As Miley herself has said, people don't appreciate how difficult low notes are. Well, what puts Miley ahead if she can go lower, while Demi and Ari go higher? Miley supports much lower, while Ari and Demi only support around a note higher, despite being sopranos.

Miley's lower register is definitely the best of her peers, since she effortessly retains tonality and projection down here even at her lower extremes. She has also shown good ability to sustain and phrase notes. She can sing without vocal fry, harmonies, or octave unison down to G2 (Cyrus Skies), something many women can't do. She has even hit a D2 live once, but it was heavily mixed with vocal fry. She has sustained notes as low as B2 live (Hilarity for Charity 1& 2) and consistently supports to D3 (Don't Dream It's Over, 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover)

Miley's mixed voice and belts also have had good placement and support up to Bb4/B4 (Drive, We Can't Stop, Wrecking Ball). Above that in her midbelts she uses a chesty mix, raises her larynx, gets throaty, and loses her support. Her upper belts have most of these issues, but better mixing, which allowed her to phrase multiple F5s in her cover of Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High. It was basically shouted, but she also hit a G#5 in We Can't Stop and although range isn't really relevant to pedagogy, especially compared to supported range, she does have 3 octaves just in chest and mixed voice (G2-G#5), which is impressive since most need falsetto, head voice, or whistle to have that much range.

Miley has also shown great musicianship being able to change her own covers up (Silent Night). On The Voice, she also did a great job of helping contestants change up their own songs with the addition of sustained notes, low notes, specific emphasized notes or climaxes, etc.

Honorable Mentions:

Tinashe (hey iigoru)


Vocal Fach: Light Lyric Soprano
Rita Ora

Vocal Fach: Lyric Mezzo
Source: Kpopvocalanalysis Wordpress/AhMin33 Twitter, MrSkinnyjeanz3 YouTube, Beyonce Vocal Profile Videos 1& 2, Jojo Vocal Range Videos 1& 2, Lady Gaga Vocal Range Video, P!nk Vocal Range Videos 1 & 2, Tori Kelly Vocal Profile and Vocal Range Video, Nicole Scherzinger Vocal Range Video 1 & 2Miley Cyrus Vocal Range Video 1& 2, Tinashe Vocal Range Video 1 & 2, Rita Ora Vocal Range Video

ONTD Original: Your Pop Faves Best Album Cuts

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Your Pop Faves Best Album Cuts
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i mean look, the gorls dont always wanna pussy pop on a handstand to the top 40 hits, some nights a gur wants a night in with sutter home white zinfandel, foam between my toes, a juicy couture tracksuit, growing up gotti in the background listening to my faves bsides/deep cuts/album fillers

lets get into formation, my our faves best album cuts
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Britney
Notable Album Cuts
"Born To Make You Happy", "Can't Make You Love Me", "Cinderella" "Touch Of My Hand", "Unusual You", "He About To Lose Me", "Body Ache"
Best Album Cut
"Unusual You"
queen gave us her trademark smokey vocal moment and the best r&b song of the 00s with "unusual you", this is the lowkey bop that she will hopefully follow #b9 with or whatever album shes up to, anyway this is the true bop, her best album cut from any of ha albums
Did She Do That?
yea



Carly
Notable Album Cuts
"Tiny Little Bows", "This Kiss", "Curiousity", "More Than A Memory", "Turn Me Up", "Hurt So Good", "Tonight I'm Getting Over You", "Guitar String/Wedding Ring", "Your Heart Is A Muscle", "Gimme Love", "Making The Most Of The Night", "Warm Blood", "I Didn't Just Come Here To Dance"
Best Album Cut
"Turn Me Up"
queen of popsen set the precedent for her critics darling era with "turn me up" there would be no "your type" without "turn me up", the fake stans will suck dick for a copy of emotion but wont study the classics and a master at work on ha first second album "kiss" anyway shes givin tour de force vocals and bob dylan lyrical chanteuse, legend c



Rihanna
Notable Album Cuts
"Same Ol Mistakes"
Best Album Cut
"Same Ol Mistakes"
lol rih is a singles artists, theres no such thing as an album cut, same ol mistakes is her magnum opus on anti although she copied word for fuckin word from queens of pop tame impala like bitch .. but i mean .. go off(?) idek at this point but she did a good job, i mean as good of a job as anyone could copying a song lick for fuckin lick
Did She Do That?
i guess



Beyonce
Notable Album Cuts
"End Of Time"
Best Album Cut
"End Of Time"
i can not, and probably will never understand why beyonce didn't release EOT as the first single from 4, i mean i literally dont understand, that was her big signature, stadium, legend, heritage song moment and .. i mean she couldve did what britney did for radar and released with self titled, i just dont get it, its probably ha best single potential, it truly couldve still been number one, whatever

Did She Do That?
she did



Gaga
Notable Album Cuts
"Heavy Metal Lover", "Artpop"
Best Album Cut
"Heavy Metal Lover"
is there anything left to say about legend hml that hasnt already been said? slayed verse, slayed chorus, slayed bridge, slayed vocal delivery, she honestly doesnt even need to put out another record, this sustainable hit

Did She Do That?
she sure did



Lana
Notable Album Cuts
"Money, Power, Glory", "Swan Song", "Blackest Day", "Radio"
Best Album Cut
bitch, there arent enough hours in the day to go thru this bits catalog and separate the slayage from the slayed, she couldnt make a bad song if she tried, none of the songs are singles cause the gp gorls arent ready anyway, idk which album cut is the best cause the all are, how very carly of ha
Did She Do That?
Did she not?

whats your faves best bside/album cut?
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ONTD Original: The Best Bops of 2016 So Far

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The Best Bops of 2016 So Far
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2016 delivered the preeminent bops of this decade tbh, lets get into ha, is ya fave under the cut?
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10 Filth Harmony - The Life
idk wtf happened to the gurs, the last album they were servin charlotte russe shift supervisor realness with a mall of america twist and this album these gors are servin like diesel assistant manager, go off filth, the gors came thru tbh with "the life" i mean, the true underdog of pop tinashe wrote it (very obvious to the trained ear) but they delivered, "work from home" is a bop but tbh im still not over work so there u have it



09 Ascreecha Keys - In Common
bitch whew wouldve ever thought harlotlicia keys would serve us the true sade/drake-lite reggae fusion bop of the decade, nn but it lowkey doesnt sound like her so but anyway alicia gave us bey (release the fucking video for put it in a love song) a bit by cosplaying the good yuna sis, anyway she looks really good on the cover of the single, like bish where come thru, i'm kinda look forward to the album, she did that



08 KeKe Palmer & Jeremih - Enemies
okay she spells it "enemiez" but thats one thing im not gonna do, anyway, keke bitch, like talk about a come thru, talk about a fucking come thru, like bitch, she serves us shake a spear esque lyrics with "i want you inside of me", "can you fill this empty space" bnnnn bitch, are u horny? anyway she also does the impossible by servin us a chris brown bop without chris brown like, this should be number one on this list but .. her costumes in the video are trash, lowkey, but she really came thru with the dancing and shit like, honestly, take a min out of your day and let this bop cleanse u a bit get into the video where she comes thru, best dance break of this decade, hands down, come thru kee



07 Meghan Trainor & Yo Gotti - Better
meghan, the relatable star, n, anyway, meg serves us a reggae infusion bop, im here for it, "no" was a bop and everyone knows it, if katy came thru with "no" with a 00s video, wearing the waist trainor meghan was wearing in the video, everyone would be stannin, anyway, like, u cant deny meghan can write a bop, its like the melody is good, the beats are good, the vocals are serviceable but shes always putting some hallmark card shit in ha lyrics but whatever come thru meghan





05 Britney Spears - Make Me (Ooh)
TBA

04 Ariana Grande - Into You
now bitch, how dare you, after locust, dangerous womyn, and like, ok lets talk a bit, when i first heard be alright, i thought it was gonna serve us world peace, eliminating misogyny and so on and then we got the full version and i mean its a bop but, it .. went nowhere, like it was very minimal, i wanted it to be bigger, better, gayer, anyway it doesnt matter because she came all the fucking way thru with "into you" like this is ari, this is, ariana carey, this is 3rd biggest female performer of the mid 10's, lose the bunny ears bit and lets get to business



03 Rihanna - Kiss It Better
were gonna pretend the video never happened like bit i know roc nation has a bigger budget for u than that, anyway kib is like gonna be one of rihs classics, idk how its gonna do on the charts because the gp sees her has the queen of bop and kib is not giving u like obvious bop but it truly is a bop a slow burner, the definition of a midtempo bop, anti is truly ahead of its time, we'll be recallin ha if not for anything for same ol mistakes



02 Calvin Harris & Rihanna - This Is What You Came For
ok so legend goes, calvin harris let ha hear the song 2 weeks before it came out and its the biggest song of the year 2 weeks after that, let me let yall know something, this, is, the, biggest, song, of, the, year, like ..... how else can i make it clear, this is like shit you wait decades for, i mean, bitch lmao this is why, i dont even know i dont even know what to say beside like no one is servin like rih right now, biggest song of the year tbh



01 The Knocks & Carly Rae Jepsen - Love Me Like That
n carly served the biggest song of the year, will be number one, biggest star on the planet, biggest chorus of the year, most melodic verses, servin u aretha rae jepsen vocally, better melismas than beyonce, better tone than rihanna, style icon, this song was best dressed at the met gala



Honorable Mentions:


whats your favorite bop of 2016 so far?
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ONTD Original: We reviewed Britney Spears' mobile app "Britney Spears: American Dream"

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Following the massive success of their previous reviews for "Demi Lovato: Path To Fame" and "Kylie Jenner Official App,"fka&opp0rtunist proudly present to you the latest installment in their award-winning review series, a collaboration and ONTD Exclusive...

The "Britney Spears: American Dream" Mobile App Review
(OP note: To improve accessibility for Britney stans, we made a picture-heavy post with large text so that even they would be able to follow along!)




Months after other B-list celebrities, Britney Spears jumps on the game app trend.

The "Britney Spears: American Dream" app hasn't been released to the general public yet, but Britney's management kindly let us preview the app so we could write an exclusive review for ONTD!


The game centers around you trying to make it big as a singer with a little help from Britney Spears.

And of course, your singing career begins by selecting the most important thing for a singer... your outfit!



The outfit choices are really scarce and they're really ugly. Think Neckermann catalogue circa mid 2000s. The lacey tube tops are particularly ghastly. It's almost like Britney herself selected them.



The only musical instrument available is a microphone. Britney is well known for having no musical knowledge whatsoever, so this isn't surprising.



The game opens up with a flash-forward scene of your character in a trampy outfit, doing a performance at Britney's Vegas hotel lobby show. Is this the endgame for me? Frightening.

But... before ending up in Vegas like every washed up pop star that's fading, you get to climb up the social ladder of the LA celebrity scene and become a "singer" like Britney.



And of course, it all starts in a Starbucks in Downtown LA where you meet Britney getting her daily dose of refined sugar.



Your annoying friend tips you off of about her presence and forces you to sing in the middle of Starbucks, like a freak.




Britney invites you to use her fraudulent corporate connections in order to advance your career. The game doesn't offer the ability refuse this immoral offer.





The game then teaches you that you have to be flirty with the scumbag paparazzi in order to be rich and famous.



Britney greeted me in the club and introduced me to her bitchy agent, who told me I need to perform and get some good reviews before she agrees to represent me.



Did I mention that in this game, you get rewarded for doing the most mundane things? Money keeps falling from the skies for the most basic tasks such as talking to people. Unless you're a product of Disney Corp with an army of record label producers behind you, I don't think this is how it works.



After my first performance, the good reviews started pouring in! I was already an E-lister, which makes me a bigger celebrity than Demi Lovato... yay!




Outside the venue, I bump into my nemesis who is angry at me for stealing her show. Considering this game never gave me a chance to say no to the offer, I wanted to object and apologize to the poor girl. I am not a fraudulent person, but I was playing "Britney Spears: American Dream" so I reminded myself that "when in Rome, do as the Romans do!"



She sent out a hateful tweet about me and I immediately wished I could play her as a character instead of being another boring drone like Britney Spears.



The morning after, the annoying friend notified me that my performance has gone viral and my agent invited me for a meeting in her office.




My agent tells me I get to record my very own song and just like Britney Spears, others will do all the work for me! Yay!



Here is the cover art for my debut single "Make Me (Ooh)."

The producer of the song then lets me know about a couple of general rules for being a pop star like Britney Spears: use other people's fame for personal gain and exploit your fans for free PR!





Outside the studio, I bump into my rival who is the real star of this game. She makes fun of my new single and drags me for filth.




Meanwhile, my new song debuts at #38 which is about the same as Britney's last single and probably twice as high as Britney's upcoming cover version of my hit single "Make Me (Ooh)."



The following day, Britney and my agent tell me I need to promote my single and make an attention seeking music video.



Turns out Britney is a huge fan of opp0rtunist



Turns out this game is very educational if you're talentless and can't sing. It teaches you how to deal with articles exposing the fact that you can't sing. Also articles saying that others are doing the singing for you.



Turns out Pop Starz Magazine is the game world's very own ONTD!





My agent called me up for an emergency meeting following the ONTDPop Stars Magazine exposé!



The game then advises me to do an acoustic live performance so I can showcase that my talent is genuine. This is all very interesting considering Britney hasn't sung a single note live in over a decade.



Even my best friend and the barista at the local Starbucks know I'm a talentless singer. I'd say this game is pretty good at delivering a realistic Britney Spears experience.




Just when I'm about to do another performance in a desperate attempt to save my career, queen Aston Kole walks in and admits she started the rumors and ruined my career.




Aston Kole is an inspiration to us all.

At this point, the game suddenly stops and asks me to pay actual money for this lackluster experience.



You need so-called"B-gems" to progress in the game and you spend them at an alarming rate.

The $49.99 (!!) pack that is being offered would barely cover a couple of days of casual playing.

At this point, it's clear to me that this game is two things:

A) It's a fraudulent money making machine.
B) It teaches the new generation how to get away with being a talentless, superficial hack who built an entire career based on the work of others.

Cons:
- overpriced
- unoriginal, generic ripoff
- linear, uninteractive gameplay
- terrible music
- long and frequent loading screens
- offensively bad narrative

Pros:
- Aston Kole

Conslusion:
This game is an uninspired ripoff of other celebrity app games. The vapid storyline is not worth your time or money. If you respect yourself at all, you will not play this game.

Rating:
3/100



Since my colleague and good friend opp0rtunist has already given us a very in-depth overview of the app, I will touch upon some key points that I thought were worth focusing on.

First of all, this app takes forever to fucking load. You will see this same screen over and over again throughout your experience with this app.



This app is essentially the story of Britney's search for a Myah Marie replacement. As you go on your journey, trying to become Britney's Next Top Vocal Replacement (BNTVR), you will have to complete a lot of tasks that Britney herself cannot do, such as sustaining high notes!



Britney will drop in every once in a while to check in with you to give you some positive affirmations.




And you will get more loading screens.



You will also meet a Bonnie McKee-inspired rival who is out to get you and stop you from becoming BNTVR.



And once again, you will get a loading screen...



Followed by a screen that shows that time within the game has passed...



But don't expect the story to continue without another one of these babies popping up!



So after performing at the Venom Room, you will get the chance to record your very own song. This is probably the best part of the game, as it allows you to be creative and have control over your career, unlike the person that the game is named after!








After picking a song title, a genre, designing the single cover art, and recording the track, you will get another long loading screen, as well as another run-in with your rival.




Just like in real life, everything in this game is expensive and requires you to work hard and wait for the things you really want in life (but also like in real life, if you're already rich, you can just use your parents' money to buy your way to success, funding your lavish lifestyle and giving you the option to progress much faster than all of your peers).



True to real life as well, you will have to deal with haters constantly taunting you on social media.



After all the hateration and holleration in this dancery, you will get to meet with the music industry's hottest music video director, Mick Hudson. Mick Hudson has a lot of ideas on how to make your music video amazing, and you're all for it.






After signing your life away, you will have to flirt with Mick in order to seal the deal and convince him to work with you, just like what really happens in the music industry!




After wooing Mick, he will finally agree to directing your music video, but nasty rumors pop up about you and they will negatively impact your rise to the top!






Your manager will reveal to you that someone has been spreading this crazy rumor about you that you can't really sing and that you use auto-tune to make up for your lack of vocal talent (it's scary how true to Britney's life this game is).






In order to improve your reputation, you will be forced to go back to where you started at square one and sing an acoustic set in a fucking coffee shop, but not before the game asks you if you'd like to turn on push notifications (LMAO, I would never).




So by this point, everyone in the world thinks that you can't sing live, so you'll have to sing for your life.





But wait, there's this amazing limited-time-only deal for $14.99 that'll give you the hottest in-game fashions!



So at this point in the game, I run out of lightning bolts, which means I have to wait over an hour for my lightning bolt bar to refill and give me the chance to play more of this ever-so-thrilling game.



I wait about an hour or so and come back, only to find that the price on this amazing deal has been lowered to $9.99 (please note that both screens still say "70% off!!" meaning that Britney herself probably had some actual input in the creation of this app by showing off her amazing math skills!).



I'm not really sure what prompted this (probably an app update), but now I'm able to chat with everyone else who plays this game and make some IRL friends!



I love the idea of telling the world how I really feel, so I leave a message that I think will really resonate with the world.



I'm then told that I have to go to Britney's mansion, so I visit her. As expected, this takes a long time to load.




After visiting Britney, you're flown out to Chicago to do a radio performance and convince people that you aren't lip-syncing. Of course, you run into your rival again and she has some nice things to say to you.




I don't know what I spent my lightning bolts on, but I can't let the world know that I'm not a lip-syncer, so I have to wait again for my lightning bolts to refill.






This is where I stopped playing. So now let's get down to business:

Pros:
- coming up with your single's title, selecting a genre, and designing the single cover art are sort of fun, I guess
- the rival is overall a great character who seems to have been inspired by very interesting and fun individuals ;-)
- letting the world know how you feel through the global chat feature is okay

Cons:
- this game takes forever to load
- you have to tap on the screen multiple times in order to trigger an action
- the music fucking sucks, especially the Britney tracks they throw in there every once in a while
- Amoeba Records (known in the game as Microbe Records) isn't in West LA (which looks like Hollywood in the game, btw)
- The Viper Room (known in the game as The Venom Room) isn't in Burbank
- you have to pay for everything
- the outfits are hideous
- this game takes up 1 GB on your phone

Conclusion:
This game sucks.

Rating:
F-


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ONTD Original: The songs from the Swedish music montage you saw on Eurovision.

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So a a lot of people liked the montage of Swedish songs they showed on Eurovision so I made this ''little'' onto original were I tried (like it was shit lots of songs..) to find every artist (and song) they showed , and I did miss a lot of artist because I didn't know who they were but hopefully you girl will be happy anyways :D




ABBA - Waterloo (also show Mamma mia & Gimme Gimme Gimme)



Blue Swede - Hooked on a Feeling



Harpo - Moviestar



Europe - Final Countdown



Roxette - It Must Have Been Love



Dr. Alban - It's My Life



Ace of base - All that she wants



E-Type - This is the way



Neneh Cherry - Buffalo stance



Robyn - Show me love



Eagle Eye Cherry - save tonight



September - Cry for you



Emilia - Big big world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcXMhwF4EtQ

Meja - All about the money



Titiyo - Come along



Jose Gonzalez - Heartbeats



Basshunter - Now you're gone



Teddybears Sthlm - Hey Boy



The Hives - Walk Idiot Walk



Agnes Carlsson - Release Me



Mando Diao - Dance With Somebody



Swedish House Mafia - Don't you worry child



Loreen - Euphoria



Zara Larsson - Lush Life



Tove Lo - Habits



Sabina Ddumba - Not too young


more artist..

- Herreys - Diggiloo Diggiley
- First aid kit
- Laleh
- Lykke li
- Avicii
- Carola - Fångad av en stormvind
- Tommy Körberg
- Gunther - You touch me la la la
- Ebbot
- The Ark - It Takes A Fool To Remain Sane
- Ola Håkansson
- Per Gessle
- Army Of Lovers - Crucified
- The Cardigans - Lovefool
- Dr bombay - calcutta
- Måns Zelmerlöw - Heroes
- Charlotte Perrelli - Take me to your heaven
- Peter, Björn & John - Young folks
- Andreas Jonsson - Glorious
- Icona Pop - I love it


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ONTD Original: Pop girls with failed or forgotten solo careers

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Very few female members from pop groups were able to achieve longterm success with their solo projects. Beyoncé, Kelly Rowland, and Cheryl Cole are some of the few who have been able to maintain relevance and release music regularly. This post looks at the failed and forgotten solo careers of the female members of famous pop groups.



A*Teens

The Swedish group A*Teens originally debuted as an ABBA tribute band called ABBA Teens in 1998, but they changed their named to avoid confusion. The group had moderate success around the world, but disbanded after the members became adults. Marie Serneholt and Sara Lumholdt, the two female members in the group, both worked on their own solo projects following the group's split.

Marie Serneholt

Marie Serneholt released her debut album "Enjoy the Ride" in 2006, with the lead single "That's The Way That My Heart Goes." Although the song peaked at #2 in Sweden, it wasn't as successful throughout the rest of Europe, and plans to release the song in North America were scrapped.



Sara Lumholdt

In 2007, Sara Lumholdt released the single "Glamour Bitch" through her MySpace under the name Sara Love. The song featured rapper Milano Money and wasn't very popular with her fans, as it featured provocative lyrics. In 2008, Sara flew out to Los Angeles to record her debut album, but plans for its release were scrapped. The album she recorded remains unreleased to this day.



Steps

Steps was a British pop act that debuted in the late 90s. The group achieved a string of hits in the UK before eventually disbanding in 2001. Steps reformed in 2012, releasing their fourth studio album and going on tour in support of it.

Lisa Scott-Lee

Lisa Scott-Lee is the only member of Steps to officially release music as a solo artist. Her debut album "Unleashed" was supposed to be released in 2003, but Lisa was dropped from her label before it could be released. Her album was eventually released in South Africa in 2007 with the name "Never Or Now."



Mis-Teeq

Mis-Teeq was a British girl group that had a string of hits in the UK. Their biggest hit, "Scandalous," peaked at #2 in the UK and was released in the US as the theme of the 2004 film Catwoman. Mis-Teeq released only two studio albums before disbanding in 2005.

Alesha Dixon

After leaving Mis-Teeq, Alesha Dixon had a successful career comeback in 2007 after she won Strictly Come Dancing. In 2008, she released "The Boy Does Nothing," which went on to become an international hit for her. Although Alesha has released four studio albums, only her second album has managed to go platinum in the UK.



S Club 7

S Club 7 was a popular late 90s/early 00s British pop group that quickly rose to fame thanks to their television series. The band is well-known for their marijuana controversy, when Paul, Jon, and Bradley were all caught in possession of weed in 2001.

Rachel Stevens

Rachel Stevens is the prettiest and most popular member of the group. She released two studio albums and achieved five Top 10 hits as a solo artist. Although her music is considered pop perfection by many, she hasn't released any singles or albums in over a decade.



Jo O'Meara

Jo O'Meara is most famous for being a giant racist during the fifth season of Celebrity Big Brother. Nobody cared for her music when she released her solo album, and this is made evident by the fact that Cascada's version of "What Hurts The Most" outpeaked O'Meara's version in the UK.



Tina Barrett

Tina Barrett released her debut solo single "Fire" in 2012. She self-released the music video on her YouTube channel and disabled comments and likes on the video because it was so poorly received.



Girls Aloud

Girls Aloud is the UK's best girl group ever (even better than the Spice Girls). They had twenty consecutive Top 10 hits. Sadly, they never achieved much popularity outside of the UK.

Nadine Coyle

Nadine Coyle is the voice of the group, as she had lead vocals on most of their songs. Sadly, her solo career ended up being a big joke, as she was managed by some dude who was a total hack. In 2010, she struck a deal with Tesco to sell her album in their stores. As expected, her album flopped.



Nicola Roberts

Nicola Roberts is known as the ugly member of Girls Aloud. She released a really great pop record in 2011, but it flopped because she has an awful voice and just like Demi Lovato, she is very dislikable.



Kimberley Walsh

Kimberley Walsh is the absolute most forgettable member of Girls Aloud. She released a flop album of showtunes covers in 2013.



Sarah Harding

In 2015, Sarah Harding released her first official single "Threads." The song sucks. Her best solo track is the song "Too Bad," which was featured on the St. Trinian's 2 soundtrack in 2009.



Sugababes

The Sugababes were an extremely popular British girl group during the Noughties. Just like Destiny's Child, they went through many lineup changes over the years. Their best and most popular single is "Push The Button."

Siobhán Donaghy

Siobhán Donaghy was a member of the original Sugababes lineup. She released two flop albums that were well-received by critics.



Mutya Buena

In 2007, Mutya Buena released her only solo album, "Real Girl." The album reached the Top 10 in the UK and spawned two Top 10 hits.



Spice Girls

The Spice Girls are the best-selling female pop group of all time, as well as one of the biggest British acts ever. The group split up in 2000, after releasing an album without Geri Halliwell. Halliwell's departure in 1998 was one of the biggest celeb scandals of the year.

Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham released her first solo album in 2001, which spawned two Top 10 hits. Her second studio album's release was scrapped when her label went bankrupt. Her best song "Let Your Head Go" was the lead single from her cancelled album.



Melanie Brown

Despite having three Top 10 singles, one of which went #1, Mel B's first solo album flopped. She was ultimately dropped from her label, and released another flop album a few years later.



Emma Bunton

Although Emma Bunton released three albums and had seven Top 10 hits, her solo music career has pretty much been forgotten. Her best single is "Maybe."



All Saints

All Saints is the second best British girl group. They released a lot of great songs and had a cool and edgy vibe. They recently released their fourth studio album, which peaked at #3 in the UK.

Shaznay Lewis

Shaznay Lewis has a very distinctive voice and she's a very talented songwriter. She always releases great music. Her only solo album peaked at #22 in the UK, and featured the Top 10 single "Never Felt Like This Before."



Melanie Blatt

Melanie Blatt released her first solo single "Do Me Wrong" in 2003. She was in the process of recording her solo album when she was dropped by her label. In 2005, she released her second solo single and planned to release a solo album independently, but it was shelved.



Pussycat Dolls

The Pussycat Dolls were a highly-sexualized girl group that achieved success during the mid-to-late Noughties. The only member who achieved any sort of solo success was Nicole Scherzinger, who had a string of Top 10 hits in the UK.

Kimberly Wyatt

Kimberly Wyatt achieved some success with her feature on Aggro Santos' single "Candy" in 2010. In 2013, she released "Derriere," which was a giant flop.



Carmit Bachar

In 2012, Carmit Bachar released "Keep On Smiling," which flopped.



Ashley Roberts

In 2014, Ashley Roberts released her debut album "Butterfly Effect." In 2016, Meghan Trainor rewrote and re-recorded Ashley Robert's single "Woman Up" for her album "Thank You."



Jessica Sutta

Jessica Sutta released her debut solo single "Show Me" in 2011, but was dropped by Hollywood Records after the song failed to become a hit. She recently released her latest single "Forever" a few months ago.



Melody Thornton

Melody Thornton has released a string of solo songs, none of which have charted. She is still at work on her debut solo album.



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