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11 British Horror Films To Watch [ONTD Original]

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To celebrate the upcoming release* of "Ghost Stories," which has been called “The Best British Horror movie for years" and currently has 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, here are 11 British horror films from the past 30(ish) years to check out.
*UK: Friday 13th April; US: 20th April. But I get to see it tonight!


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Event Horizon (1997)
A rescue crew investigates a spaceship that disappeared into a black hole and has now returned...with someone or something new on-board.








Dog Soldiers (2001)
A routine military exercise turns into a nightmare in the Scotland wilderness.








28 Days Later (2002)
Four weeks after a mysterious, incurable virus spreads throughout the UK, a handful of survivors try to find sanctuary.














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Shaun of the Dead (2004)
A man decides to turn his moribund life around by winning back his ex-girlfriend, reconciling his relationship with his mother, and dealing with an entire community that has returned from the dead to eat the living.










The Descent (2005)
A caving expedition goes horribly wrong, as the explorers become trapped and ultimately pursued by a strange breed of predators.








Eden Lake (2008)
Refusing to let anything spoil their romantic weekend break, a young couple confront a gang of loutish youths with terrifyingly brutal consequences.











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Attack the Block (2011)
A teen gang in South London defend their block from an alien invasion. Okay, I guess this is more sci-fi than horror but whatever, I love it and it's essential viewing for EVERYONE.









Berberian Sound Studio (2012)
A sound engineer's work for an Italian horror studio becomes a terrifying case of life imitating art.









Under the Skin (2013)
A mysterious young woman seduces lonely men in the evening hours in Scotland. However, events lead her to begin a process of self-discovery.












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The Hallow (2015)
A family who moved into a remote mill house in Ireland finds themselves in a fight for survival with demonic creatures living in the woods.










The Ritual (2017)
A group of college friends reunite for a trip to the forest, but encounter a menacing presence in the woods that's stalking them.










SOURCES: Event Horizon:1, 2; Dog Soldiers:1, 2; 28 Days Later:1, 2; Shaun of the Dead:1, 2; The Descent:1, 2; Eden Lake:1, 2; Attack the Block: 1, 2; Berberian Sound Studio:1, 2; Under the Skin:1, 2; The Hallow:1, 2; The Ritual:1, 2

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7 Classics of UK TV Horror and How to Watch Them

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The Woman in Black (1989)
A young solicitor handling the affairs of a deceased widow unravels a tragic story with terrifying consequences. If all you know is the recent adaptation, starring a Daniel Radcliffe who looked about five years older than his "son", please do not judge this classic chiller by that jump scare mess. Originally a brilliant, gothic horror novel by Susan Hill, it's also been adapted into a record-breaking play and this very atmospheric TV film.

How to watch: Available on Youtube!


Children of the Stones (1977)
This six-episode series delights in pagan imagery and eerie horror. A truly charming evocation of childhood, it also tells a far deeper and very complex story of a village situated near stones with great supernatural power, affecting the way time flows. The kid actors are pretty adorable and authentic and Iain Cuthbertson is a very scary true believer villain.

How to watch: Available on Youtube!


Ghostwatch (1992)
This is a total gem and time capsule of a show. It was presented as live television and caused a huge stir, drawing 30,000 calls to the BBC in one hour (the show has never been repeated). It purported to be a live report from a house with supposed strong poltergeist activity and was full of familiar faces. Talkshow veteran Michael Parkinson manned the studio and had a paranormal researcher as a guest, while TV personalities Sarah Greene and Craig Charles reported from the scene. Ghostwatch starts as slow, sceptical and cumbersome as you'd expect a real life poltergeist watch to do, making it truly unsettling when the shit eventually hits the fan.

How to watch: Streaming on Shudder if you've got a subscription, also available on DVD.

Whistle and I'll Come To You (1968)
Many of M.R. James excellent ghost stories have been adapted for television. But this is widely acknowledged as the finest, and scariest. Whistle and I'll Come To You tells the story of a lonely scholar staying at a hotel. One day rambling on the beach he comes across an old bone flute, with a mysterious inscription in latin translating to "who is this who is coming?". Curious, the scholar blows it. Really shouldn't have done that.
This show may come across a little quaint today but OP first watched this alone in the dead of night while staying in the countryside and nearly died of fright. The more recent adaptation starring John Hurt isn't a patch on it.



Hammer House of Horror (1980)
One of the greatest, most underrated horror anthology series. Unlike the Hammer Horror movie properties this dealt less in lusty vampirism and colourful monsters than far more naturalistic, unpredictable horror befalling ordinary people who stumble across the supernatural (watching the whole series some of the episodes do have quite happy endings, meaning you're never prepared for the ones where it all goes tits up).

How to watch: Streaming on Shudder and Amazon UK, also available on DVD. A couple of episodes are available on Youtube (presented by some youtuber Elvira, the show starts a few minutes in), including the very spooky Charlie Boy where an African souvenir wreaks havoc.


The Changes (1975)
In this fascinating show, a tech bug causes a horrendous noise to emanate from all technology, making people destroy it all. In the ensuing chaos, schoolgirl Nicky gets separated from her parents. She has to navigate a Britain which reverts back to a pre-technology society to find them again. The show is very bingeable and also pretty diverse for its time (for a while, Nicky travels with a sensitively portrayed Sikh community).

How to watch: Looks like this one is only available on DVD. Trailer below.


The Stone Tape (1972)
A wildly inventive TV play where technology and the supernatural intersect. A group of scientists enter a Victorian mansion rumoured to be haunted to try out new technology which can extract "recordings" or imprints from stone...
The Stone Tape is a truly original ghost story. It was recently remade as an audio play by Berberian Sound Studio director Peter Strickland, but the original film remains the best and scariest.

How to watch: Available on Youtube!


Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, me

What's the scariest thing you've ever seen on TV?

ONTD Original: 5 Unconventional Men People Have the Hots For

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You can always run into questionable opinions and taste from people throughout the internet. Some of it can be repulsive, others you may want to agree with but not out loud. We all know the case where a celeb has 'conventional attractiveness' but does not really affect you in any way. But when people confess names that are left field, I sometimes think "forreal girl?"

1. Seth Rogen


James Franco's BFF Seth has been the guy where despite his silly comedic roles, it is a growing thing where people are falling for him. Is it his smile? His curly hair? Or his pudgy bod you want to wrap yourself around? I mean maybe he's a cool guy if you watch his interviews, but it's for sure he has a following of fans who are thirsty for him. You can even try and Google multiple sources of pressed men asking women what's so special about him.



2. Paul Ryan

Now some of you filthy hos may have mentioned him here before, but he's been name dropped on different occasions, like when people found random pics of him with gym equipment or when he was growing out his beard. Take a look at this article and just feel the shame. Maybe it's in his eyes, as a Twitter user confessed:



3. Steve Buscemi


I respect Steven Buscemi as an actor, and I've caught on that he is one of those random dudes teen girls tend to have a crush on. He may have his movie roles like in Ghost World to thank but here's an article that may unearth reasons why people are attracted to him. Let's not forget the dress with his face on it that was a thing.


4. Benedict Cumberbatch

As ONTD investigates, is this Sherlock Holmes star human or a secret reptilian who resides in the depths of earth and wants to dominate the human race? The fangirl support is strong in this one, enough to dub him as England's accidental sex symbol by Vanity Fair. Is this a cold [blooded] case of poor taste? *hssssss*


5. Mitt Romney


Shuddering still? Here's another republican on the list, and runner of the 2012 presidential election Mitt Romney. Buzzfeed decided to dedicate a nice lil compilation of photos cherishing the politician. Here's a totality reliable article discussing the reception of a politician's looks.


Hey modz, I got 5 men to get the topic rolling.

ONTD do you have a person who just 'does it' for you?


Sources: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10

ONTD Original: A Guide to Sandra Lee's Most Memorable Recipes and Cocktails

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Sandra Lee (Auntie Sandy if you're nasty) is an Iconic American television chef, bartender & expert mixologist, distillery owner, tablescape artist, and the First Lady of the State of New York. Lee is best known for her "Semi-Homemade" cooking concept, which Lee describes as using 70 percent pre-packaged products and 30 percent fresh items and food. Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee premiered on the Food Network in 2003. Each episode contains an arts and crafts element, in which Lee decorates the table setting in accordance with the theme of the meal that she just prepared - she would refer to them as "tablescapes." Auntie Sandy also featured cocktails in her segments whether it warranted one or not, she busted out the booze with swiftness from her clutch. HOW she managed to fit that bottle in a clutch we'll never know. This was often referred to as Cocktail Time®. Cocktail Time® was pretty much every other minute 15-20 minutes. Let me guide you to some of her most memorable "recipes" and cocktails and see which ones are worth trying - and which ones are not - from everyone's favorite lush queen & auntie.

“Tortilla Casserole”

Should I try this recipe?Dios mio, no. Unless you're begging for diarrhea so you have a legitimate excuse not to go into work this morning ni lo pienses. You're better off making the enchilada recipe off the Kraft Mexican cheese blend bag. Or go buy yourself some Taco Bell if you must. But bless Sandy for...I wanna call it trying? She's better trusted to make you a Michelada tbh.




Well look at that, it's been one whole minute.


“Drunken Floats”

Should I try this recipe?The better question is why aren't you already on your fifth drunken float? I'm offended you even asked. YES. This is where our Auntie SHINES. At a kids little league game, our Auntie Sandy gives no fucks and whips up a cocktail right then and there while little Billy hits it to center field and he runs to first base but his ass is OUT. Sandra even creates a children's option of her cocktail!

Thoughtful LUSH Queen! "I could drink all of these myself." Oh Sandra, we been knew.


“French Pork Chops”

Should I try this recipe?Unless you have a death wish, no. Food shouldn't look like it's been digested already. And Sandra thinks she's slick sneaking in "3 tablespoons (free pour of 3 minutes) of dry sherry" into that abomination of a sauce. This poor pig didn't deserve to die to be apart of this food hate-crime. The things we overlook and forgive from our Auntie just so we get free drinks at her bar I tell ya.


Oh snap...one minute and 12 seconds have gone by...


“Santa's Sleigh Cocktail”

Should I try this recipe?You have to catch up, we're 12 Santa Sleigh's in each and someone passed out in the front yard near the nativity display. YES. Our favorite certified Mixologist gives us frothy and generous amounts of free pouring liquor in what I'm sure is a Christmas classic beverage in many households around the world. All I Want For Christmas is Cocktails To Put Up With Annoying Ass Relatives!


Gringo Smoked Turkey, Brie, and Apricot Quesadilla”

Should I try this recipe?Sabes que, it's probably one of the few edible enough gringo option on the menu. So if you'd like to take your chances, proceed with caution. You're better off stopping by the Del Taco drive-thru but hey, if you're in the mood for Apricots, Brie and Smoked Turkey in your Quesadilla then making your own with this recipe is...a choice.



Thank you for reminding us Countess LuAnn! Almost 2 minutes there.


“Lush Lagoon”

Should I try this recipe?YES SIS, you know it's LIT."Two shots of vodka..." *pours the entire bottle*
Mood

later that night...

Auntie Sandy is the best bartender we don't deserve! How about one of those Quesadillas Sandy, I need to sober up a bit and i'm desperate. Plus crappy food tastes better when you're drunk. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


“Kwanzaa Cake”

Kwanzaa / Hate Crime Cake "Recipe"
1 (10 to 12-ounce) purchased angel food cake
1 container (16 ounce) vanilla frosting
2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 (21-ounce) container apple filling or topping
1 (1.7-ounce) package corn nuts
1/2 cup pumpkin seeds, toasted
1/2 cup popped popcorn
Special Equipment:
Kwanzaa candles


Should I try this recipe?NO. I mean, so many questions here. Acorns, what are acorns Sandy? You mean the corn nuts you just threw on that "cake." And don't even get me started on the pumpkin seeds. But we know Sandy, you didn't come up with this recipe as reported on ONTD back in 2010. Still, how anyone recorded this segment with a straight face is just...something. Well, when will your Food Network star be this ICONIC for all the wrong reasons? Aunt Sandy, stick to the cocktails.

Speaking of...

IT'S COCKTAIL TIMEEEEEE!

“Sandra Lee's Cocktail Time - Greatest Hits”

Should I try this recipe?YES! Every. single. one. Soon as we walk through the door. Fellas be grabbin' at us like yo. Tryin' to get us going off the Patron. We sippin' Sandy's Grigio slow.

Your day/night/mood

From my car into the club we migrate. From the bar to VIP we migrate.
From the party to the after party, migrate. After party to hotel, migrate.

“Fin.”




for the love of God, Sandra! put the liquor down.
don't do it. *pours* please. *tilts entire bottle*


ONTD, favorite recipes and cocktails?


Sources: Me, a bottle of tequila and 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8

ONTD Original: Top 10 Men of Riverdale Ranked by Hotness

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Everyone's favorite (or least favorite) hot mess of a show Riverdale is currently on hiatus for the next two weeks, so to pass the time let's have some fun and ogle some of the show's man candy! Now before you @ me for talking about these teenage characters, this post will be devoted to the ACTORS who portray them, all of whom are over the age of 20. I'm only using gifs from the show for ~~aesthetic value. And for all you DILF-lovers out there, keep your eyes peeled for your favorite silver foxes, too.

10.) Ross Butler (Reggie Mantle 1.0)

Age: 27
Nationality: American
While he's no longer on the show, having jumped ship from one messy teen drama to the even more problematic 13 Reasons Why, the memory of Ross's cute jock-next-door face (and body) will not be forgotten. But sorry to say, Ross, your clear upgrade is much higher up on this list.



9.) Martin Cummins (Sheriff Keller)

Age: 48
Nationality: Canadian
Mouths dropped around the world in Riverdale ep 2x07 when Sheriff Keller took off his shirt and revealed that he's...a daddy. Even Veronica could barely hide her lust for him. I'm not typically into guys old enough to be my father but I'd let Sheriff Keller handcuff me anywhere he wants tbh. He's a terrible cop so I could probably get away if I wanted.

8.) Jordan Connor (Sweet Pea)

Age: 26
Nationality: Canadian
One of the few original characters on the show (i.e. not from the comics), we wonder if Sweet Pea was given his name because of Jordan Connor's adorable face and extremely pinchable cheeks. But it's undeniable that Jordan's SEXIEST feature is his height. Standing at anywhere from 6'2 to 6'5 depending on your sources, all we know is that homeboy is TALL and I want to be slung over his shoulder onto the back of his motorcycle to ride into the sunset.

7.) Drew Ray Tanner (Fangs Fogarty)

Age: 26
Nationality: Canadian
While Fangs isn't featured on the show a lot, I constantly wish he was because look at that charming ass smirk. Never in my life have I wanted to be a Twizzler more. A quick trip to Drew's IG will prove that sis knows how good-looking he is, as he seems to be in love with his own face: https://www.instagram.com/drewraytanner/?hl=en

6.) Rob Raco (Joaquin de Santos)

Age: 28
Nationality: Canadian
Yup, that's three Serpent boys in a row for ya. My heart yearns for the day Rob Raco returns to Riverdale because I'm a sucker for his dark locs, shimmering blue eyes, and chiseled cheek bones. He's got that bad boy twink/slightly dead inside look that keeps you up at night, and it's no wonder Kevin fell for Joaquin at first sight. COME BACK, ROB.

5.) KJ Apa (Archie Andrews)

Age: 20
Nationality: New Zealand
While KJ's goofy face can be kind of hit-or-miss for me personally, that body is to fucking die for. Often exploited on the show for his physical perfections, Riverdale wisely makes KJ do shirtless scenes as often as possible. The dude looks like he hasn't eaten a carb in three years, and makes me want to stop wasting my time making pointless posts like this and go workout. However don't forget that KJ is allegedly dating a 16-year-old girl, though, so steer clear of this one, ONTD.

4.) Skeet Ulrich (F.P. Jones)

Age: 48
Nationality: American
An icon, a legend, 90's heartthrob Skeet Ulrich has been giving all of us heart-eyes since before most of us even hit puberty. Riverdale is truly blessed with his presence, as F.P. is not only one of the show's best characters but is also one of the best eye candies, proving age ain't nothing but a number when it comes to sexiness. Now give us a steamy sex scene with Alice Cooper, please, cause the rest of us are pretty tired of just seeing the teen characters on this show hook up.

3.) Casey Cott (Kevin Keller)

Age: 25
Nationality: American
LOOK AT THAT FACE. That precious little face. The most boyfriend-material actor on the show imo, Casey has an adorable smile and a boyish charm that you can just like...trust, man. He looks like that cute Mormon boy at school that you'd always wish would denounce his religion and become a flaming thot. If you can't tell already, I'm kind of in love with him. Alas, unlike his character he is straight, and my heart is broken, but a boy can still have fantasies, can't he? Just give me a shirtless scene already, Casey. Just do it.

2.) Jordan Calloway (Chuck Clayton)

Age: 27
Nationality: American
Oh my my my...Jordan Calloway sure has glo'd the fuck up since his awkward Nickelodeon days (see: Unfabulous). Hands-down possessor of the best bod on the show, whenever Jordan's shady character Chuck shows up on the show I kind of forget he's supposed to be a douche because LOOK AT HIM. I swoon, you swoon, we all swoon so hard I want to grab Addie Singer's guitar and write a terrible song about it (again, see: Unfabulous).

HONORABLE MENTION:
Cody Kearsley (Moose Mason), age 23, Canadian


*DRUM ROLL PLEASE*

1.) Charles Melton (Reggie Mantle 2.0)



Age: 27
Nationality: American
An adonis, a possible god-among-men, Charles Melton is way too pretty for this show and possibly even this Earth. He deserves three gifs because why not? A model before booking Riverdale, it's undeniable that Charles is possessor of one sexy, pouty pair of lips, a piercing gaze, and cheekbones sculpted by Michelangelo himself. He's kind of a huge bro-type, actually he's definitely a huge bro-type, but all of us can make a mistake from time-to-time, yes? He probably stares at himself in the mirror when he fucks, but if I looked like that, I would too.

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Do you agree with my choices, ONTD? Who's your number one? Please note that a certain rat-faced former Disney star is not on this list.

ONTD Original: Reopening the Case for Natalia Kills

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Are you a believer reality television is 100% real? It's not like these reality television talent shows ever have premeditated moments and hire people that are just for views. Let's briefly look back at the situation for Grammy-nominated Rihanna and Madonna co-writer Teddy Sinclair of Cruel Youth and the Powder Room fka Natalia Kills/Verbalicious/Verbz/Natalia Keery-Fisher Cappucini and ask, was it justified?



Around this time of year in 2015, X-Factor NZ received its chaotic press revolving around a particular assessment for a contestant. It sparked outrage, memes, and a call to action to fire judges Natalia Kills and Willy Moon. White artists including flop right-wing+Brexit supporter/former NK collaborator Frankmusik, Calvin Harris (of Taylor Swift fame), NZ native Lorde, 'I'm a nice guy who will treat you well and sing vanilla pop songs while looking like a legit troll' Ed Sheeran, the nails-on-a-chalkboard singer from Bastille, and fellow label mate and victim of indie-girl-singing syndrome Ellie Goulding saw a cute little PR opportunity to chime in about the viral event to console the whats-his-name who was the contestant, since they cared so much about him.

In the pop music community, Natalia Kills has been an established singer and songwriter with a couple of albums under her belt, and her song 'Problem' made appearances in commercials and movies, including Pitch Perfect 2. She's been considered one of the more underrated acts, so the fact that she was even hired to be a judge on a show was quite generous.

THE CASE


"As an artist who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied my husband, from the hair to the suit. Do you not have any value or respect for originality?" Natalia iconically and kindly concerned.


Okay, I don't need to go in depth about the actual words since it spread like wildfire in its time. I whole-heartedly do agree that Kills went overboard with her words because even though his singing performance was mediocre, the fact she insisted on commenting on his outfit and hair was concerning, to the point where it was strange.

What I want to look at is what were the dynamics that were played around with. During the 'bootcamp' or audition portion of the show, the other judges who reprised their roles on the panel Melanie Blatt and Stan Walker seemed to be the more safer and kinder judges, while Moon and Kills made harsher judgements towards acts that performed poorly. Maybe it's due to the experience and credibility, but infamous tell-it-like-it-is talent show judge and producer Simon Cowell as probably made his fair share rude remarks towards contestants for years calling them pathetic and delusional right in front of them, whether it was rightfully so or not. I will say again that his criticisms were pertaining to the talent itself, but the reactionary 'anti-bullying' campaign after Kills' moment is quite ironic for viewers who feed off this certain kind of drama.



Were Moon and Kills just consistently playing up to their dynamic? It can be brandnewinformation.gif for some people that reality television does not go by script, however producers and writers of these types of shows work towards certain angles and are aware enough to casting people for certain dynamics, even asking contestants for any personal sob stories in their application.
As we see in the pic above, Irvine first auditioned in a very run of the mill type of outfit and came back to a sharp suit and slicked combed-over hair. We all KNOW this look is not special and Natalia is crazy to think her husband should be accredited to it. But the matter of fact is there are TEAMS of people hired backstage in styling, hair, and makeup for both judges and contestants... could have the producers have any possibility of setting him up for the sake of drama? Maybe Kills was given a thumbs up for this instance, but was silenced as soon as it backfired where it was a trending moment on Youtube, Twitter, and news outlets.

THE AFTERMATH

Kills eventually had public statements and apologies to offer.

In an interview with Iris, Natalia had something to say.

"I'd have to ask my attorney, but their contracts are air tight so I don't think I'll ever be able to tell the truth about what happened. Too many people get in trouble or lose their jobs. The whole thing was messed up… I mean, the whole thing was a mess. What's weird is, after the show, we all hugged. It was all high-fives. No one expected the public to react the way they did, and I guess everyone had to cover their own asses. The thing I found most bizarre about it all was that for a minute there, the whole world suddenly forgot what "reality tv" really is. It's amusing.. it's confusing... Unfortunately, a lot of people believe reality tv is complete reality."


Kills recounts the drama in a public letter.




With NZ Herald, Joe Irvine recalled the incident:

"When it happened I was mad but I was aware kids would be watching so I fought back the urge to have a go at Willy and Natalia," he says. "It was awful. I wish her and Willy well. I just hope they never do anything so stupid and uncalled for again. I got no assistance from anyone afterwards and it has left me thinking reality shows are just staged for a big publicity stunt. Anyone appearing on one of these things needs to be mentally prepared for anything."




Classic internet memes were made



The FALSEHOOD of memes - a twitter pic of former late 2000s pop sensation Lady Gaga in 2014 (left) and Teddy Sinclair in 2011 (right).
Teddy has been accused of copying Gaga for a while (no shade but rightfully so), as if Gaga can claim originality vs. every female artist before ha (Little Monster TW: Madonna).


False rumors also ensued for further lashings, saying she was dropped from her record label after the incident, Mrs. Sinclair addressed in a banned source, "I don't know why the media said I 'lost my record deal,'" she wrote. "I changed management months ago and parted with Cherrytree Management [sic] but I'm … Still on Interscope UMG for now..."

The word is that Natalia legally changed her name right after the incident when the fact is that W*lly Moon nicknamed her Teddy a year before X-Factor (this could be referenced in an Instagram post before X-Factor), and took on his real last name (Sinclair) after they got married. It is not confirmed if she legally did change her name to Teddy before the incident and carried on with her stage name, but 'Natalia' is still her middle name.

Since then Teddy Sinclair faced backlash from celebrities as mentioned above, and till this day constant online death threats, sexual harassment, and bullying on her social media, Youtube music videos. Now she's independent and still writes songs for other artists.

THE VERDICT


- "She's such a narcissistic asshole" - Yes we been knew about our messy b*tch since the songs she wrote in Perfectionist and Trouble.

- The remarks were uncalled for.

- I still don't like W*lly Moon, divorce ha Teddy!

- "It's a shame, she had bops" - You probably stanned her before but dropped her since this moment. It's time to #reclaim and not feel #embarrassed. I #refuse to let people be guilty for listening to music they enjoy when the artists aren't even that problematic. Sis go ahead and bop, Trouble and Perfectionist are pop gems. Check out ha new stuff with Cruel Youth (new music coming soon).

-People stay empathetic for yts like Irvine, but are we surprised the world villainized WOC Jamaican and Uruguayan Legenddy Sinclaiconic so easily?



#NataliaKillsListeningParty / post?

Sources: 12 / Me

ONTD Original: Five of the Best Clapbacks from the Pop Girls™

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clap back
1. verb To respond to an insult or criticism, sometimes in a vengeful manner.
She calmly clapped back at critics by asserting that her weight is none of their business. I'm not proud of it, but I did clap back at the girl who stole my boyfriend by starting a vicious rumor about her.

2. noun A response to an insult or criticism, sometimes in a vengeful manner.
I'm not great at the clap back because I get easily flustered by criticism. Her clap back was a vicious rumor targeting the girl that stole her boyfriend.
See also: come back

Christina María Aguilera VS Mariah Carey

The Comment
:

“One time, we were at a party and I think she got really drunk, and she had just really derogatory things to say to me. But it was at that time that she had that breakdown, so she might have been very medicated.”

The Clapback:
👏👏👏

“I had hoped that Christina was in a better place now than the last time I saw her, when she showed up uninvited at one of my parties and displayed questionable behavior. It is sad yet predictable that she would use my name at this time to reinvent past incidents for her promotional gain. It is in my heart to forgive and I will keep her in my prayers.”



Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson VS Britney Jean Spears

The Comment
:


The Clapback/Biblical Drag: 👏👏👏


Ciara Princess Harris VS Robyn Rihanna Fenty

The Comment
:

“I ran into her recently at a party, and she wasn’t the nicest, and it’s crazy because I’ve always loved and respected what she’s done with fashion. I’ve ran into her before, but this time it wasn’t the most pleasant run-in.”

The Clapback:
👏👏👏




The PoorMichelle Hashtag VS Tenitra Michelle Williams

The Comment
:
There are SEVERAL. Here's just one example. See also: PoorMichelle.com

The Clapback: 👏👏👏




Mariah Carey VS Madonna Louise Ciccone

The Comment
:

SPIN: Are there moments when you just say I wish I was Mariah Carey, just singing silly pop songs?
Madonna: [Laughs]
“I'd kill myself.”

The Clapback:
👏👏👏

“I haven't paid attention to Madonna since I was in 5th or 6th grade, when she used to be popular”





ONTD, have you ever had to clap back to your peers?


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Ariana Grande: Deep Cuts and Unreleased (ONTD ORIGINAL)

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Ethnically ambiguous singer Ariana Grande has consistently been rising with a successful pop career in the last five years and already accomplished three studio albums to her name. With so much music in so few years, there's guaranteed to be duds and fillers, but also gems that may not have been popular singles.

The Focus hitmaker is gearing up for a Dangerous Woman follow-up with a 4th album soon (we don't know when but her last IG post was last year so she might announce something there), so before we get to hear new bangers, here is a mini appreciation post of album cuts to unreleased songs floating around the internet recorded by the ain't-you-ever-seen-a-princess-be-a bad b*tch herself.

11. "Ridiculous"


Although meant to appear on My Everything, I think this might have fit in well on Dangerous Woman. "Ridiculous" was co-written by M*ley Cyrus, and as the story goes she wrote it while in the shower. I can't help but think the lyrics are alluding to the Harry Potter spell. Swish & flick ha!



10. "You'll Never Know"


In the top 3 best tracks of her debut Yours Truly, "You'll Never Know" gave us a very upbeat and stunTing vocal performance. Kehlani (who also stans for "Baby I") showed some love for the song on her IG stories recently, while Ari reminisced about the song on Snapchat a few years ago.



9. "Voodoo Love"


While she performed this song a couple of times, "Voodoo Love" just didn't make the album cut for Yours Truly. Maybe it would have been risque for her tween audience to sing about cooking up spells and spiking a guy's drink. She didn't develop her infamous consonant-less baby singing voice yet with this one and it's very straight up pop.



8. "True Love"


This CHRISTMAS bop that interpolates the "The 12 Days of Christmas" is better than the C&C fan favorites "December" and "Wit It". She gave us slow groove trap Kehlani and Brandy Norwood vibes and a 90's talk box outro. Still listenable even when it's not the holiday season.



7. "Too Close"


The definition of Target/Japan bonus track teas, this recording sounds like a rough demo. It has remnants of the Yours Truly sound and has been debated if it actually uses a part of Mariah's "I've Been Thinking About You". The chorus' melody overall sounds like something Mimi would've cooked up in the 90's, which is what makes it usable. Since ME era, Ari avoided name dropping Mariah as an inspiration for some reason.



6. "Baby I ft. Taro Hakase"


Ari's team took notes from Britney's team and #Radar'd "Baby I" being released again on the Target edition of ME. This version includes the feature Taro Hakase who's a renowned violinist from Japan and adds a nice new flare to the song that makes you wanna live in an anime.



5. "Boyfriend Material"


"Boyfriend Material" would've fit well with the doo-wop Motown theme of YT. The song didn't make it and was sold to K-pop group f(x), a "Run Devil Run" tease. I thought this song was cute and it would have had Meghan Trainor shook (or Beyonce if she took on 'All About That Bass').

4. "Adore"


Cashmere Cat and Ari can really make some magic together. She borrows the chorus of Johnny Gill's r&b classic "My My My" for this song. Don't know if there was any official plans for single treatment when there was a Jeremih feature to the song in Cashmere's live sets.

3. "Sometimes"


My wig was not prepared by this mid-2000's mid-tempo ballad throwback, reminiscent of Ne-Yo penned classics "Go On Girl" and "Irreplaceable" (performed by Bey) or even Chr*s Brown's "With You". This could have been a nice final single for the Dangerous Woman era.

IS IT LOVE? IS IT LUST? IS IT FEAR?
BUT IT'S HARD TO BREATHE WHEN YOU'RE TOUCHIN ME THERE
HARD TO BREATHE WHEN YOU'RE KISSIN ME THERE
HARD 2 BREATHE...
... WHEN YOU'RE NOT HERE...

*belts*

I AIN'T EVEN THINK OF LEAVIN SOMETIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES



2. "Touch It"


A Max Martin production. All I can say is who else can make singing about gettin' d*ck so emotional and passionately?

Remind me why we're taking a break
It's obviously insane
'Cause WE both know what WE want
So WHY don't we FALL in LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE



1. "Be My Baby" (Cashmere Cat mix)


THIS is the 90's teen pop reimagined into present day with an r&b touch. Cashmere Cat's mix emphasizes the synths used and doesn't have a beat as the album version does. Either way, it should have been a single in place of One Last Crime as Ari stated HASELF on Snapchat:



If you wanna be with me know how to be my lover
Baby there's a price to pay Maybe you can be my baby
I'm a genie in a bottle Hold me close under the covers
You gotta rub me the right way Kiss me boy, and drive me crazy

I'm a genie in a bottle baby / Gotta rub me the right way honey /I'm a genie in a bottle baby /Come come, come on and let me out
Be my, be my, be my / Be my, be my baby / Be my, be my, be my / Baby, and drive me crazy





(OP's note: This list is not in any particular rank, just numbered, and is not an end all be all list because we like to #KeepTheConversationGoing and I cannot feel #CasualAboutCasualties that is the offense ya'll take on these lists)



Sources: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10

ONTD Original: Millennial Kid Show Theme Songs That Were Actual Bops

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Inspired by the good sis badtz_m, with ha Fine Fresh Fierce™ ONTD original: Disney Channel Songs That Were Highkey Bops, I've decided to take us on all on another trip through time and remind us how fucking old we are, while bopping our asses in the process. Let's be real, TV raised a lot of us. The moment your favorite show's theme song started, you know your 9-year-old self jumped off the couch and sashayed for your LIFE. So here's 10 examples, in no particular order, of 90s/2000s kid show theme songs that go the fuck awf.




You know I can't wait to see my name in lights
No one's gonna stop me/You'll see
I will go faaaar


Running for just two seasons on Nickelodeon from 2001-2002, Taina was a show ahead of its time, about a group of talented young musicians at an arts school in Manhattan, centering on Latina teenager Taina Morales, who dreamed of becoming a superstar. This bop is an excellent confidence booster no matter what your age or if your name is actually Taina or not.





We are riders on a mission
Action kids in play position!
Rocket Power!


Rocket Power premiered on Nickelodeon in 1999 when I was 8 years old, around the time I started to discover what "cool" was. Centering on a group of California kids who were magically talented at every extreme sport imaginable, Rocket Power's epic theme song was my first introduction to "punk" music, and you'd best believe my ass was headbanging every time it came on.




From my head to my toes
It's all real, and you know
Fresh and cool, that's just what I do
T-R-U-E - J-A-C-K-S-O-N, VP


With lyrics lowkey shading fake bitches, Keke Palmer's intro to ha first starring TV role was actually a lowkey certified in a half motherfucking sleeper hit BOP. True Jackson VP premiered when I was in high school so I was a little too old for Nickelodeon, but I watched it anyway because come on. The premise is Keke Palmer becomes the vice president of a fashion magazine because she's just THAT stylish. That sounds like a true gay delight, if you ask me.




Til further notice (til further notice)
I'm in between (I'm in between)
From where I'm standing (from where I'm standing)
My grass is green


The first show on my list that is actually FANTASTIC, As Told By Ginger was an oddly realistic portrayal of the life of a middle school and eventually high school girl and her friends, dealing with a host of real-life issues such as depression, bullying, divorce, and heartbreak. The theme song is sweet, innocent, dreamy, and perfectly captures what that's like. And it was sung by Macy Gray!




Arnooooooooold
Move it football head!


My favorite show of all time, I've seen every episode at least 10 times and I could watch it any day of the week any second. This is one of the sweetest, deepest, most mature, and most timeless kids' shows of all time, but this list is about theme songs so let me not get too sappy about my fav. Hey Arnold! had one cool, jazzy soundtrack, known right off the bat with its extremely catchy intro. Despite not having any real lyrics, EVERYONE knows this melody, and once the hand claps start, it's fucking LIT.




Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me
When you wanna page me, it's okay
Whenever you need me, baby
Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me


I think there would be actual RIOTS if I didn't include this on my list. Once those beeps start, it's over. My booty is BUMPING. Sung by early 2000s pop star Christina Milian, of "where are they now?" fame, this might very well be the catchiest song on my list. How many of y'all have or have had those beeps as your ringtone so you could feel like a kickass spy girl? Don't lie.


(the glitter text site I used couldn't make apostrophes and it took me FOREVER to realize this and I was getting so fucking frustrated trying to make this logo, anyway tho...)


Hey now what ya say now
Bout to break down
Yeah come and ride with Rae now


How many of y'alls favorite kids shows had a RAP BREAKDOWN for a bridge? I know I felt like fucking Twista spitting that 5-line verse when I was a kid. Ignoring Orlando Brown's future messiness, this song had flavor, and was the perfect intro to a whacky ass show about a weirdo psychic girl with attitude. It also utilized the vocal talents of all three of its main stars, which was like fun and cute, right?




They'll make you sing
Make you wanna scream
It's a family thing, family
Proud Proud Family (Proud Family)


Sung by motherfucking SOLANGE KNOWLES (featuring DESTINY'S CHILD, can you imagine, Beyonce featured???), both The Proud Family and its R&B theme song come from a time when kids' entertainment seemingly strove to celebrate diversity, even in animation. For my family and me, this show was a pretty big fucking deal, because it wasn't too often that you saw a cartoon family that reflected your own. Also there were characters named Lacienega and Dijonay, like this was gold.




The weekend comes, I’m down with that
Grab your ball, grab your bat
Head to the beach, grab some rays
Better hurry up, just got two days


A lesser known Disney Channel show, The Weekenders is probs most famous nowadays for people asking "Remember The Weekenders?" and the response being "No". But this show was actually awesome, following a group of pre-teens on their weekend shenanigans. It was fun, cool, and unique, plus the theme song was motherfucking SKA MUSIC. I still sing "I'm ready for the weekennnnd" just about every Friday.





She will never turn her back on a friend,
She is always there to defend,
She is the one on whom we can depend,
She is the one named Sailor...


An 80s workout BOP, this song still inspires me and others today, bringing out the strong and fierce Sailor Scout that lives inside me. It makes you wanna grab your girls and gays, kick ASS and look fabulous while doing it. When I was a burgeoning gay boy in the late 90s, my step-dad walked in on me twirling to this, a true queer nightmare.


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What songs/shows am I forgetting, ONTD? Did I make you feel old as fuck? Sorry I submitted twice, mods. I forgot to add sources the first time.

ONTD Original: This Is Millennium Pop

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*Ari voice* Let's go back to the way it was at the turn of the millennium ('98-'01) where music was filled with bouncy dance beats, computerized harpsichord samples, and sleek synth guitars made by Darkchild, Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis, and others. And in the music videos of these songs were ambitious CGI visuals depicting what the future would look like with digital themes and futuristic cityscapes. Don't forget about the large gradient sunglasses.

Like how things from the past come back in trend after 20 years, an appreciation of this era is growing, seen with this popular blog dedicated to Y2K aesthetics and upcoming artists who grew up in that time being inspired by it. Here's 21 hits of this era that will make you want to put on your silver popstar space pants and a bandana around your head. S/O to alienjiive for the glitter text inspiration.




J.Lo was coming off from the success of Selena and launched a somewhat successful musical career with this debut #1 single. The video has to be the epitome of Y2K from the color palette and accompanying aesthetics. Wavy artist Drake referenced this song in 2017's "Teenage Fever."





BadgalWiwi Ford has been accredited as one of the first 'bad girls' of pop of this time with her very sexual image in "I Wanna Be Bad" compared to blonde peers Britney and Jessica. We'll always remember this Bohemian's one bop wonder.




While the video does not seem like anything fancy now, it's one of the most expensive videos ever made. I don't really consider this sound similar to the other songs of this post, but I can't leave out BSB who literally named their classic album Millennium.




Short-lived abandoned Diddy project Dream bumped through with the very girly hit "He Loves U Not." They reformed recently and toured with O-Town, 98 Degrees, and Ryan Cabrerra in the throwback MY2K Tour.




"Anyone can make you sweat, but I can keep you wet."
Who else can pull off singing such provocative lyrics in the middle of an amusement park other than New Kids on the Block member Jordan Knight.

So this list will mention the 1800's 3/4 count waltz harpsichord trend that was in Y2K pop music for some reason... And is it present on here? Yes.




Successica showed off her best hunching choreo in "A Little Bit" with lil sis and punk-rock queen Ashlee as a background dancer. Snatch with the rod choreo at the end.




Mya also did some rod choreo in the middle of a desert for "Case of the Ex (Watcha Finna Dew?)". Tinashe 1.0 is now an independent artist who does experimental r&b and stripper burlesque performance art in clubs.




One of NSYNC's more iconic videos, "It's Gonna Be Me" holds it's legacy being annually meme'd at the end of April when it's 'gonna be May', and was directly referenced to in Fall Out Boy's "Irresistible" where Chris Kirkpatrick and Joey Fatone made appearances in. In their Celebrity album, they had the 3/4 count harpsichord moment with "The Two of Us."




U.K r&b Legend and Spice Girls hater Craig David was in the underground garage scene with Artful Dodger, but broke out with his solo hit "Fill Me In" which is a modern day classic. The song got popularized again in 2016 after he did a mashup with a J*stin B*eber song on a BBC Radio session.




You probably recognize Blaque from the iconic Bring It On movie. This group was founded by Lisa Lopez, and you can find a cameo of her in the music video.




Former black artist and butch queen Pink broke out with "There You Go" and "Most Girls" during her r&b debut, which was more of L.A Reid's doing. She kind of looks back at this era with contempt but she did serve!




Another short-lived girl group 702 had the hit "Where My Girls At" written by Missy Elliott, and I believe they have plans to reform. Also check out "You Don't Know."




DC has a bunch of hits with this era's sound, and it was hard to choose only one. Apparently in the video for the classique "Say My Name" with DC lineup 3.0, the thing where they do different poses on beat throughout the video was kind of a spontaneous idea on the day of the shoot. Craig David nailed a nice cover of this song a couple of years ago.




WAGW originally had a more soulful album version, but went through a dancey single remix and launched to number 1 as the first Billboard Hot 100 number 1 of this century (2000). 3/4 harpsichord moment? No, but there was an 1800's theme going on in the bridge.




"TKO me fall in love
Don't be scared to break my heart
Not gonna fall apart" YAS, LYRICS OF THE CENTURY

During a promotional mall performance, YT footage of Willa Ford can be found singing this song which I'm assuming was originally meant for her. Legendtoria's stint as a solo artist was not that impressive aside from a few songs, but it's cute she tried! She battles "yin" and "yang" sides of herself in a Faerie Cloud Racers-esque scenario in the video and tbh she slayed the dancing sequences.




Kandi of Xscape and The Real Housewives of Atlanta has a lot of bangers in her songwriting catalog including DC hits "Bills Bills Bills,""Bug A Boo," and TLC's "No Scrubs" which was recently given credit by *d Sh*eran for "Shape of You" (get that royalty checkque sis). "Don't Think I'm Not" is kind of a funny song about how her man may be going out and having his fun but she is also, and that there should not be some kind of double standard when women cheat compared to when men cheat... I think?




The Spice Girls had to evolve after Geri left because of her quarter life crisis and ultimately changed the dynamic of the group. With a more 'mature' r&b sound, "Holler" was the second single off of their last studio album Forever. People forget this era of Spice Girls history but it was still moderate success in the U.K. They fed us Avatar teas with each member representing an element, which they did again for the "Love Lead the Way" video. Forever has THE millennium pop jams.




Impactnet was showing us her happy and vibrant side in All For You with a colorful video to match for the first single "Doesn't Really Matter," also known for being featured in Nutty Professor II. J*seph Kh*n decided to shoot the video in portrait orientation I'm guessing.




This might have been a more 'pop' sound for Aaliyah at the time and apparently was considered a cross-over hit. The song did peak at number 1 on the Billboard Hot 100, and Aaliyah's only song ever to do so.




Whitney gave us mathematics and exposed her lover for cheating in "It's Not Right but It's Okay," which is an empowerment anthem for when muthaf*ckas try it with you. My Love is Your Love spawned several hits overall in the late 90's.




"No Scrubs" could have been on this list, but it's too iconic of a song from the best selling American girl group TLC. "Silly Ho" is a certified bop off the iconic album definitive of Y2K, Fanmail, and maybe an unconventional choice to sing as a lullaby to babies, as Kelly Clarkson admitted doing.



So where's the millennium sound today? Here are a few tunes that bring the old into the new.






IMAGINE being a fan of pop music and not knowing London Queen Rina Sawayama with her breakout mini album 'Rina'. "Take Me As I Am" has nods to Max Martin's 90's production via producer Clarence Clarity, and talks about facing society due to her race. She has her harpsichord moment in her single "Cyber Stockholm Syndrome."





Kehlani wears her influences on her sleeve (quite literally, re: her Lauryn Hill tattoo), with SweetSexySavage being a 2017 twist to TLC's CrazySexyCool. People often compared the album track "Too Much" to Aaliyah's "More Than A Woman."





IMAGINE being a fan of pop music and not know about the Y2K legend LIZ Y2K (it's in the name) with the neo-r&b "Horoscope" which I MAY or may NOT have mentioned here before. LIZ's dream of a millennium revival was #aheadofitstime since her 2013 debut and 2014 mixtape "Just Like You." We been knew she was bringing colorful r&b pop back but the world has a thing called "cognitive dissonance" to underrated music!

Happy Friday! Fav songs from this era?


Sources: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20

Six books to read next, based on the type of horror films you like

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I'm back again to overwhelm you with book recommendations! This time, let's talk about some books you might enjoy, based on the kind of horror films you watch. I chose six different subcategories of horror; maybe I'll do a follow-up post with different horror subcategories next time. But for now...

If you like...
...social commentary with your scares?
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then you should read:
The Devil In Silver by Victor LaValle

13030260New Hyde Hospital’s psychiatric ward has a new resident. It also has a very, very old one.

Pepper is a rambunctious big man, minor-league troublemaker, working-class hero (in his own mind), and, suddenly, the surprised inmate of a budget-strapped mental institution in Queens, New York. He’s not mentally ill, but that doesn’t seem to matter. He is accused of a crime he can’t quite square with his memory. In the darkness of his room on his first night, he’s visited by a terrifying creature with the body of an old man and the head of a bison who nearly kills him before being hustled away by the hospital staff. It’s no delusion: The other patients confirm that a hungry devil roams the hallways when the sun goes down. Pepper rallies three other inmates in a plot to fight back: Dorry, an octogenarian schizophrenic who’s been on the ward for decades and knows all its secrets; Coffee, an African immigrant with severe OCD, who tries desperately to send alarms to the outside world; and Loochie, a bipolar teenage girl who acts as the group’s enforcer. Battling the pill-pushing staff, one another, and their own minds, they try to kill the monster that’s stalking them. But can the Devil die?


...when a snowstorm is basically a main character?
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then you should read:
Snowblind by Christopher Golden
17910096The small New England town of Coventry had weathered a thousand blizzards...but never one like this. Icy figures danced in the wind and gazed through children's windows with soul-chilling eyes. People wandered into the whiteout and were never seen again. Families were torn apart, and the town would never be the same.

Now, as a new storm approaches twelve years later, the folks of Coventry are haunted by the memories of that dreadful blizzard and those who were lost in the snow. Photographer Jake Schapiro mourns his little brother, Isaac, even as-tonight-another little boy is missing. Mechanic and part-time thief Doug Manning's life has been forever scarred by the mysterious death of his wife, Cherie, and now he’s starting over with another woman and more ambitious crimes. Police detective Joe Keenan has never been the same since that night, when he failed to save the life of a young boy . . . and the boy’s father vanished in the storm only feet away. And all the way on the other side of the country, Miri Ristani receives a phone call . . . from a man who died twelve years ago.

As old ghosts trickle back, this new storm will prove to be even more terrifying than the last.

...movies starring a haunted house?
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then you should read:
Hell House by Richard Matheson
818433Rolf Rudolph Deutsch is going to die. But when Deutsch, a wealthy magazine and newpaper publisher, starts thinking seriously about his impending death, he offers to pay a physicist and two mediums, one physical and one mental, $100,000 each to establish the facts of life after death.

Dr. Lionel Barrett, the physicist, accompanied by the mediums, travel to the Belasco House in Maine, which has been abandoned and sealed since 1949 after a decade of drug addiction, alcoholism, and debauchery. For one night, Barrett and his colleagues investigate the Belasco House and learn exactly why the townfolks refer to it as the Hell House.

...big ass monsters?
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then you should read:
The Hatching by Ezekiel Boone
27276264Deep in the jungle of Peru, where so much remains unknown, a black, skittering mass devours an American tourist whole. Thousands of miles away, an FBI agent investigates a fatal plane crash in Minneapolis and makes a gruesome discovery. Unusual seismic patterns register in a Kanpur, India earthquake lab, confounding the scientists there. During the same week, the Chinese government “accidentally” drops a nuclear bomb in an isolated region of its own country. As these incidents begin to sweep the globe, a mysterious package from South America arrives at a Washington, D.C. laboratory. Something wants out.

The world is on the brink of an apocalyptic disaster. An ancient species, long dormant, is now very much awake.

...dark retellings of classic tales?
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then you should read:
The Child Thief by Brom
6308379Peter is quick, daring, and full of mischief—and like all boys, he loves to play, though his games often end in blood. His eyes are sparkling gold, and when he graces you with his smile you are his friend for life, but his promised land is not Neverland. Fourteen-year-old Nick would have been murdered by the drug dealers preying on his family had Peter not saved him. Now the irresistibly charismatic wild boy wants Nick to follow him to a secret place of great adventure, where magic is alive and you never grow old. Even though he is wary of Peter's crazy talk of faeries and monsters, Nick agrees. After all, New York City is no longer safe for him, and what more could he possibly lose?

There is always more to lose.

Accompanying Peter to a gray and ravished island that was once a lush, enchanted paradise, Nick finds himself unwittingly recruited for a war that has raged for centuries—one where he must learn to fight or die among the "Devils," Peter's savage tribe of lost and stolen children.

There, Peter's dark past is revealed: left to wolves as an infant, despised and hunted, Peter moves restlessly between the worlds of faerie and man. The Child Thief is a leader of bloodthirsty children, a brave friend, and a creature driven to do whatever he must to stop the "Flesh-eaters" and save the last, wild magic in this dying land.

...a history lesson with your horror?
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then you should read:
The Hunger by Alma Katsu
30285766Evil is invisible, and it is everywhere.

Tamsen Donner must be a witch. That is the only way to explain the series of misfortunes that have plagued the wagon train known as the Donner Party. Depleted rations, bitter quarrels, and the mysterious death of a little boy have driven the pioneers to the brink of madness. They cannot escape the feeling that someone--or something--is stalking them. Whether it was a curse from the beautiful Tamsen, the choice to follow a disastrous experimental route West, or just plain bad luck--the 90 men, women, and children of the Donner Party are at the brink of one of the deadliest and most disastrous western adventures in American history.

While the ill-fated group struggles to survive in the treacherous mountain conditions--searing heat that turns the sand into bubbling stew; snows that freeze the oxen where they stand--evil begins to grow around them, and within them. As members of the party begin to disappear, they must ask themselves "What if there is something waiting in the mountains? Something disturbing and diseased...and very hungry?"

SOURCES 123456 [books] 123456789101112131415161718 [movie posters]

ONTD Original: This Was Myspace Music

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Me? With another throwback list, this late on ONTD? It's more likely than you think. I was going to consider this as a nostalgia post but this is more of a cringey moment in all of our lives (why is it so common that most of us in 2005-2008 were in middle school and witnessing the emo and scene typa sh**). Some of these 13 songs are still well-known and others were very niche.

Remember any of them? Maybe a few lines from the songs will help you remember.

Pop the Glock by Uffie


MC am I, people call me Uff
When I rock the party, you bust a nut


First Love by Uffie


Girl: Hello?
Guy: It's, it's me
Girl: Yea so?
Guy: I made a huge mistake
Girl: Uh huh yea you did


Ugh her best song

Shopaholic by Verbz aka Teddy Sinclair fka Natalia Kills fka Natalia Cappucini


Tryna get on the rich list
With 3 figure digits
Like 'doctor doctor, is my purse anorexic?


Apparently this song got P*rez' attention on Myspace and thus started her new career.

February Air by Lights


My arms get cold,
In February air.
Please don't lose hold of me, out there.


Untouched by The Veronicas


I go ooo ooo you go ahh ahh
La la la la, la la la la



Don't Trust Me by 3OH!3


Shush girl shut your lips,
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips


To this day I don't know how to pronounce this band's name

Baby, We're Invincible by A Rocket To The Moon


I'll touch your hand
And I'm wearing my heart on my sleeve
It's cliche I know
But baby it's the price we pay


Only Fooling Myself by Kate Voegele


Ok idk this song but I knew it was featured on the front of Myspace often. This girl probably had Stefani Germanotta and Lina Morgana fighting their crown for brunette-girl-next-door crown after Vanessa Branch/Michelle Carlton.

We Intertwined by The Hush Sound


Like vines we intertwined (like vines we intertwined)
Carelessly growing up and growing old
Life was on our tongues (on our tongues)
And it tasted heavenly so good


By My Side by Deestylistic


fallen for a G caught up mashin in tha streets
hustle a sack to make some cheese its funny my
honey how 3 words could change this man




Straight to Video by Mindless Self Indulgence


All the bullshit
Can't be ignored


the ANGST in this one

Here (In Your Arms) by Hellogoodbye


*sings in unintelligible autotune*
Well, you are the one, the one that lies close to me
Whispers "Hello, I've missed you quite terribly"
I fell in love, in love with you suddenly
Now there's no place else I could be but here in your arms




Fer Sure by The Medic Droid


No jkjkjk lololol
I heart your fucking makeup
Oh my god I love your hair
Is that a new tattoo?
Did that piercing fucking hurt?
No jkjkjk lololol




THE scene anthem.
I don't know how J*ffree St*r got referenced in here, I don't know if Myspace-famous drama was a thing


Sources: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14

ONTD Original: Eight Celebrity Thirst Traps™ That Got Social Media Talking 👀

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In the social media system, Thirst Trap based offenses are considered especially attention whore-like, but usually cheered upon with a "get it!" or a 👀 emoji.

On Oh No They Didnt! - the dedicated detectives who investigate these Thirst Traps are members of an elite squad known as the Thirst Trap Unit.

These are their InstaStories.



Orlando Jonathan Blanchard Bloom | Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson
The Set Up/Thirst Trap:


The One Who Fell into the Trap:





Demetria Devonne Lovato | Henry William Dalgliesh "Fat" Cavill
The Set Up/Thirst Trap:


The One Who Fell into the Trap:



Robyn Rihanna Fenty | Christopher Maurice Brown & Ella "Lorde" Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor
The Set Up/Thirst Trap:


The One(s) Who Fell into the Trap:



Liam James Payne | Anton "Zedd" Zaslavski & Henry William Dalgliesh "Fat" Cavill
The Set Up/Thirst Trap:

The One(s) Who Fell into the Trap:




Michael Bakari Jordan | Sophia Robb
The Set Up/Movie Thirst Trap:


The Assist:


The One Who Fell into the Trap:



An Unexpected Thirst Trap Condolences:


Aubrey Drake Graham | Justin Drew Bieber
The Set Up/Thirst Trap:


The One Who Fell into the Trap:



Tremaine "Trey Songz" Aldon Neverson | People on Social Media
The Set Up/Thirst Trap:


Some of the Ones Who Fell into the Trap:





Sterling Kelby Brown | People on Social Media
The Set Up/Thirst Trap:


Some of the Ones Who Fell into the Trap:






ONTD, have you ever posted a Thirst Trap?

Sources:
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24

#ManCrushMonday Featuring Taika Waititi: 12 Interview Moments

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Director, actor, and #zaddy... the self-proclaimed egomaniac Taika Waititi is known for films Hunt for the Wilderpeople, What We Do In Shadows, and more recently Thor: Ragnarok. As much talent he possesses, he might win you over with his energy and enthusiasm. Here's 12 interview moments with the big-brown-eyed New Zealand prince.

1. When he thanked a fan for complimenting him



Scratching counter tops, I was screaming
My back arched like a cat, my position couldn't stop you were hitting it




2. Exposing the American people



3. Being upfront on why he decided to take on certain projects



4. Trying to charm his way with an interviewer


Lettuce not forget the ICONIC outfits

5. Him recognizing himself being recognized as a fashion icon


6. Ending an interview with a nice glass of wine




7. His #DisplayOfAffection for Jeff Goldblum



and for Chris


8. When he couldn't resist to crash Jeff's interview



9. Having his self esteem intact


10. And reminding us several other times



11. When he used to be humble, not knowing what the future would hold for him


12. And at the end of the day, he's wholesome




This is B*zzfeed type of journalism... They better have their wig gluedT tight


ONTD, have you accepted Taika as your man crush and savior?

Sources: 1 / 2 / Me

ONTD Original™ Ten albums we paid dust in 2017

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We all have those certain albums that we love but nobody else even bats an eyelash at. You put on your fav bop at a party while all your friends blink blindly waiting for you to play Desperatecito or Old Rules for the millionthteenth time.

Why doesn't anyone understand you? Why do you have basic friends with no taste? Why AREN'T they the girls you knew they were? Let's dive in to eight albums everyone paid dust in 2017.

Chase Atlantic - "Chase Atlantic" (10.04.17)
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Yes, we're starting with fuckboys with BOPS because these are all in ABC order. This Australian trio delicately balances alt-pop, rock and r&b to create a fresh, dark and teary-eyed sound that swims deep in your soul. You want rap? Check. Dance? Check. Saxophone?? CHECK. Log back into your MySpace and put Chase Atlantic as your profile song; your Top 8™ will thank you for it!



Hits that stick like grits
- Dancer in the Dark
- Into It
- Keep It Up
- Triggered
- Uncomfortable

Hey Violet - "From the Outside" (06.16.17)
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This LA group brings us back to the days of Avril Lavigne, Hollister and Cingular Wireless. With the perfect blend of pop, punk and dance, Hey Violet's debut album shows major crossover appeal with each and every song being single-worthy. Throw on your boyfriend's hoodie and puka shell necklace, and alert everyone on your Xanga to your new found obsession!



Hits that stick like grits
- Brand New Moves
- Hoodie
- O.D.D.
- Unholy
- Where Have You Been

LANY - "LANY" (06.30.17)
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This indie/synth pop beach band gives you all the feels and takes your ears on vacation with their dreamy sounds. Lead singer Paul Klein, who dated Dua Lingo for a time, has the perfect privileged white guy voice with just the right amount of smooth and whine. Paul also weirdly looks like Eddie Vedder and Michael Hutchence had a baby. Huge if true. Set your sails and let LANY take you away!



Hits that stick like grits
- 13
- Good Girls
- ILYSB
- Super Far
- The Breakup

Majid Jordan - "The Space Between" (10.27.17)
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Probably the most underrated r&b group out, Majid Jordan has produced hits the likes of "Hold On, We're Going Home" for Drake and "Mine" for Beyonce. With two full albums under their belt, their sophomore record is the perfect alt-r&b/synthwave concoction. Their voices are like melted butter on silk and their beats are the freshest around. Why do we keep letting them flop?? I'm UPSET.



Hits that stick like grits
- Body Talk
- Gave Your Love Away
- My Imagination
- OG Heartthrob
- One I Want

MUNA - "About U" (02.03.17)
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Delivering power-pop/rock with an 80's twist, MUNA has taken "purposeful pop" to a fresh level. Women's rights, abusive relationships, and national tragedies; You feel passionate about it? They've got it. MUNA has also chosen to take out all gender-based pronouns from their lyrics which has earned them quite the cult queer following. Let's give this progressive band all of our attention!



Hits that stick like grits
- Crying On The Bathroom Floor
- I Know A Place
- Loudspeaker
- So Special
- Winterbreak

Oliver - "Full Circle" (08.25.17)
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Dance music doesn't have an expiration date and Oliver is making sure it stays that way. This LA based duo started their DJing careers in the 90's and have worked with legends like Shakira, Britney Spears and Kelly Clarkson. Their debut album consists of bop after bop with fresh disco, funk and r&b sounds. Y'all are always screaming for disco so you better shut your mouths, listen up and DANCE.



Hits that stick like grits
- Chemicals
- Electrify
- Go With It
- Heart Attack
- Love Like This

Rationale - "Rationale" (10.06.17)
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Formerly known as Tinashé (lol), Rationale is a Zimbabwe-born British singer/songwriter known for his sultry indie/synth/r&b sounds and African influences. He's been releasing music since 2015 and has finally gathered enough notoriety to release his full-length debut album. He's also received major props from Pharrell Williams and Elton John. We love an artist with hustle! Let's give him his dues!



Hits that stick like grits
- Fast Lane
- Fuel to the Fire
- Loving Life
- Something For Nothing
- The Mire

Roy Blair - "Cat Heaven" (12.08.17)
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Roy Blair received his big break working with Kevin Abstract (a founding member of Brockhampton) providing the background vocals on Kevin's album & tour. With his debut album "Cat Heaven", Roy takes you on an alt-r&b journey that transports you back to 1993 complete with indie beats and clever lyrics. Roy's first try is captivatingly authentic, weird and fulfilling. Light the bl*nt!



Hits that stick like grits
- Alex
- Happy
- Jane
- Perfume
- Thunder

THEY. - "Nü Religion: Hyena" (02.24.17)
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Y'all. Y'ALL. If you're not into THEY. by now then I don't know what you're DOING with your LIFE. I have NEVER yelled at a girl like this. Take responsibility for your musical SELF. Growing up loving Nirvana, these guys mix their 90's music passions perfectly with hot r&b dance beats that will get you drunk and/or crying in .02 seconds. If you don't give them a chance you will be CURSED and CURSED OUT.



Hits that stick like grits
- Dante's Creek
- Motley Crew
- Silence
- U-RITE
- What You want

Tove Lo - "Blue Lips: Lady Wood Phase II" (11.17.17)
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I'm going to stay as calm as possible bc I don't want to say anything I'll regret. God only knows why "disco tits" didn't go #1 for 80 weeks. Tove Lo continues to go under appreciated & we continue to let her flop. She gives us BOP after mfing BOP & we pay her the ULTIMATE dust. We don't deserve her. But she deserves for you, the audience, to actually buy the album. Can we get this girl a Grammy??



Hits that stick like grits
- THE ENITRE ALBLUM

What do you think, ONTD? What are some albums you love that have been dusted in 2017?

Source | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |

ONTD Original: Beliefs the Pop Community Tell Themselves

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So I've been pop music for a while and some of these fans start to conjure up a lot of beliefs, whether they're suggestions as to how manage some of these artists, or you're simply placing some sort of judgement.

The following list is not to disapprove such thoughts to be expressed, but these comments and complaints get overdone by stan bases all over. Here I will bring up a common arguments and try to find points as to why they're valid or not.

1. 'X' artist should make an 'x 2.0'/recreate 'x' record.
Yes
- If they have been creatively stunted and lost their own identity, they can venture back into something people will be familiar with
- Maybe audience wants the artist to create something in the similar state of mind as something previous, or in vein as something else, and not exactly replicate music

Notes:
Maybe they did try to recreate a similar song and it worked. I'd like to consider very similar parallels to "Heartbreaker" vs. "Fantasy" by Mariah Carey, and Lady Gaga creating "Judas" vs. "Bad Romance".

No
- As formulaic song making is, attempting to make a similar song is #reductive
- Artists naturally grow and change, and hopefully for the better
- Timing: songs and albums made their magic already and achieved it's own success

Notes:
Lil monsters - I know TFM was THE work of art but stop hoping Gaga will go back to "dark themes" as if TFM is gonna be reawakened. Voodoo ha, hex ha all you want but if #Joanne must rest, so must your hopes.

There's no point in Madonna making another Ray of Light or Xtina making another Stripped.


2. You're only as good as your last success.
Yes
- Well ho, how you gonna try to tour if you haven't produced a hit in a decade #noshade
- Your receipts and stats are old and outdated
- Maybe you "peaked too soon" and the truth is you have not created anything worth noting since

Notes:
If you stan for Hurts, you'd probably consider their debut Happiness as their true masterpiece and their material since then has been kind of weak. #JusticeForLights

No
- You can't judge growth in artistry vs. their last known 'hit'
- #MusicNotTheBling
- There were better works released since their last success, but was not commercially released as a single or with promotional support
- Maybe the artist finds success in something else OR they've reached a point of legendary status where they can release albums to promote tours (Madonna).

Notes:
Technically Charli XCX's last 'success' was "Boom I've Got The Clap" and "Break the Rules" era but she's released great works since.

I feel like this applies to Bey as well. As much as she does have iconic songs, she's known to be a performer more than her music. Her NAME is bigger than her music. She doesn't have a lot of chart toppers in recent years but that doesn't mean she didn't release two bodies of work.

Must we decipher albums vs. singles vs. tour artists?


3. 'X' artist is always holding up with releases/making the wrong single choices.
Yes
- Maybe they didn't have any good music to release to begin with
- They're lazy, uninspired, or just resting on their laurels

Notes:
*ahem*CHRISTINA*ahem*

No
- It's the label politics for the reason they are not releasing anything at all OR choosing the wrong single choices
- Labels choose the singles 99% of the time
- Blame the focus groups and execs that are influencing these decisions
- Maybe their process to make music just takes long

Notes:
JOIN the O.S.A. (Oppressed Stan Alliance) representing Charli XCX, Tinashe, CL, LIZ Y2K + more and their lengthy periods of in-between waiting eras and label battles!


4. Only one artist can reign in 'x' genre.
Yes
- Maybe there's a certain music movement and a certain artist rose to the top within the movement and did it best
- Their success speaks for themselves which is why they're at the top of their game
- We don't need any more of 'x' type of artistry

No
- The rising popularity of the genre or style simply reflects what's common and happening in culture
- As Legend X said, there's room for all of us on our iPods

Notes:
This is a common theme in hip-hop with the "we can only have one female rapper at the top of the game therefore we're going to pit reigning female rapper 'x' with other female rapper 'y'"

5. 'Y' artist is the new 'x' artist.
Yes
- Valid comparisons
- Newer artist directly takes/admits strong inspiration from predecessor

Notes:
IDC but if we're going to claim a 'y' is the new 'x', it was fair to consider Gaga was the new Madonna in many aspects.

Theres this band called 'joan' that's basically a LANY rip-off.


No
- Everyone is different
- People make unfair judgements due to limited knowledge of culture, and because everyone is comfortable using a reference point
- Newer artist 'y' has completely different intentions


6. Pop music + pop stars are not credible artists.
Yes
- Pop music is about doing whats popular or what it takes to get popular, therefore substance is not prioritized
- There's a difference between a 'performer' and 'artist', some argue
- There are pop artists who have minimal involvement in what they're doing, and who are manufactured or go through concentrated artistic development and have teams for A&R, songwriting, investment, etc.

No
- There are pop artists who are creators and are singer-songwriters, instrumentalists, conceptual thinkers and want to express it
- Substance-less music can be found in all waves, genres, and statuses in music, NEXT


LENGTHY TEXT POST. Why is this a damn essay. I wrote this bc I have a lot of #thots and I feel like I sound crazy

ONTD, do you witness tired comments in the pop music community?

Sources: 1 / Me

ONTD Original: 10 Years of Kristen Stewart + Happy (Belated) 28th Birthday!

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In traditional ONTD fashion, this post is a day late for Kristen's April 9th birthday. Here's a cursory look back at her work, style, and ONTD legacy over the last ten years.


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Films: Twilight, The Yellow Handkerchief, What Just Happened, Jumper
ONTD post: Kristen Stewart and Nikki Reed spark more ~lesbian rumors
honorable mention: Kristen Stewart Heaps Praise on Robert Pattinson



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Films: The Twilight Saga: New Moon, Adventureland
ONTD post:OMGOMGOMG!!!!
honorable mention: Dan Levy from MTV Canada calls Kristen Stewart a Bitch



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Films: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, The Runaways, Welcome to the Rileys
ONTD post: kristen stewart: 'twitter fucks me everyday of my life 9;



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Films: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, Marcus Foster: I Was Broken
ONTD post: Kristen Stewart: smiling is not an obligation, professional or otherwise
honorable mention: REASONS WHY TWILIGHT IS BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER~~~! Straight from Twilight fans!



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Films: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2, On the Road, Snow White and the Huntsman, K-11
ONTD post: Kristen Stewart cheats on Robert Pattinson with married director [3800 comments!]
honorable mention: Kristen Stewart Cheating Photos Are Fake, Claims Conspiracy Theory Video



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Films: None
ONTD post: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Break Up – for Now: Source
honorable mention: Kristmas in July Anniversary: Where are they now?



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Films: 9 Kisses (Short), Still Alice, Jenny Lewis: Just One of the Guys (Video short), Clouds of Sils Maria, Camp X-Ray
ONTD post: Kristen Stewart pens poem, "My Heart is a Whiffle Ball"



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Films: Once and Forever (Short), Equals, American Ultra, Anesthesia
ONTD post: Kristen Stewart: Women who have plastic surgery are committing "vandalism"



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Films: Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk, Personal Shopper, Café Society, Certain Women
ONTD post: ONTD Original: Is Kristen Stewart A Serial Cheater?
honorable mention: KStew talks antidepressants: "Why lessen the feeling of anything? Why numb yourself? It's bizarre."



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Films: Chanel: Gabrielle (Video short)
ONTD post: Kristen Stewart Comes Out As Bisexual!


All featured posts:

Source: IMDB, Google image search

Charli XCX: Deep Cuts and Unreleased (ONTD Original)

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Prolific pop songwriter and failed media traineeCharli XCX has made her impact in the pop landscape, and even recently enough to have a song dedicated to her, titled her name.

Yes I know you miss True Romance Charli. And yes I know "Nuclear Seasons" is one of her best songs. But I'm here to appreciate her other songs showing how diverse her style has been. Not all the material she performs live gets officially released, so this list of (not limited to nor in any rank) 11 songs will bar any low quality recordings amongst her catalog thus far.

Girls Night Out

Notes: A femm bop for the girls and gays, GNO was premiered live in 2015 and she still performs it currently on her Pop2 Tour. Don't know if she'll ever have a third album and official version of this song to release, but since she's such a big fan of fellow pop female musicians, I can see her boarding a bunch of features onto this track to make an epic collab (holla @ LIZ & Allie X sis).

Goin' out on the weekend
Gettin' dressed with my girls
Put on my favorite lip gloss
Cherry Garcia swirl
Perfume, pleasure, and platforms
Livin' that kind of world (Ooh-ooh)
We're gonna live it up tonight





Dance 4 U

Notes: Off of her 2012 mixtape Super Ultra, she made a lil ode to Justin B*eber by sampling him in one of his interviews. #RIPundergroundCharli

Body electric
Lost in our hyper fantasy
I really feel it
I'm moving both my arms, yeah, it's happening




TKO


Friday night at the club, got my gloves on
Swishy-swish, gold locks, ponytail, stun gun
Long nails with the gloss on, dressed up like a champion





Doing It (Original solo version)

Notes: She originally had a solo version before releasing a Rita Ora feature as a single. Hustle queen and ethnically ambiguous Rihanna understudy was not really necessary so I'll use this version.

We're staying all night
We never slow down
I think we better do it like we're doing it now
It's been a long time
Since we've been around
So come on, let's keep doing it like we're doing it
Doing it like we're doing it




Gold Coins

Notes: A Sleigh Bells-lite track released as a promotional single, an underrated gem off of Sucker.

Build a pretty green castle wall
I'll hide inside my fortress, smoking in my bed
That's what I dream of in my head




Unlock It ft. Kim Petras and Jay Park


Rollercoaster ride in the fast lane
Got the roof down
Kiss me hard in the rain
You got the candy colored eyes
Pink and gold chain
Million dollar babe
Whip it out, like I'm propane




Grins


(Let my car run out, I won't scream or shout)
Hope we’re on the same wavelength
Hope you don’t think that I’m crazy
(Let's die together, no one lives forever)
Beaches and oceans for my baby
Hurry up, and come and save me




So Far Away


I can’t believe all those things that you said
You broke my heart and you fucked with my head again
So I run (so long ago, and so far away)




ILY2


I don’t talk a lot, talk a lot
So you should listen up, I mean it when I say
I’m not afraid, it’s okay
You know, I love you too




Babygirl ft. Uffie

Notes: A summery 80's throwback song featuring Uffie, yes Pop the Glock Uffie.

I've got a million dollar smile, I can live in your dreams
With my angel wings and Fiorucci jeans
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Uh-huh, uh-huh





Hard 2 Love

Notes: Can't find her version anymore, but she demo'd this for Gwen's third studio album which scrapped a whole bunch of songs and changed direction. A "Time After Time" 80's tea.

I know that I'm hard to love
I'm gettin' better, I'm gettin' better
But the ride is worth the rush
When we're together, when we're together
And it hurts to know I hurt you so
Been down this road, let's turn it back around
You say you're fine, I know you lie
You'll make this right
We'll turn it back around, and I'll try
Yeah, I'll try






Fav Charli songs?

Sources: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10

ONTD Original: When Good Pop Girls™ Go Bad

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It almost always happens in a young pop girl's career - “going bad” or “gone bad.” Now, that does not necessarily mean she's showing more skin or wearing more provocative clothing. It can simply mean that musically she's changing things up and taking risks. Pushing the envelope musically or simply growing up and out of her old pop roots. Other times, yes it's quite “literal.” There're more ways than just one for a “good pop girl to go bad.” It can be in attitude, swagger, new found confidence and control, etc that this shift occurs. It can be a very positive and empowering moment. Unfortunately, other times it means “my label is full of shit and a bunch of stupid men in suits and they're making me go in this direction.” That rough patch thankfully for the most part leads to a more positive and in control era and business empire down the line. Let us take a look at some of our pop favorites growing up and watch the moment where musically and image wise a shift occurred and had the world shook.

Rihanna
Good:

Description: Her final visual from her second studio album A Girl Like Me. She would release one more single, Break It Off with Sean Paul but it would not get a music video. This was the calm before the storm that would be 2007 and solidify Rihanna in the pop music world.

Bad:





Britney Spears
Good:

Description: One could argue that Britney has gone through more than one bad phase or even started out innocently bad from the get-go. But remember, we're going with a musical evolution as well as an image one. And no transition was more jarring and noticeable than when Britney went from her Robert John “Mutt” Lange produced country single Don't Let Me Be the Last to Know into I'm a Slave 4 U. Take notes, Swift.

Bad:



Christina Aguilera
Good:

Description: I'm aware Legend X released Spanish singles and the Iconic Lady Marmalade in between this transition. But remember, we're focusing on solo work. We had this Christina pictured the moment we hit play on her first single off Stripped. And even more so when we saw her Making the Video for Dirrty for the first time.

Bad:



Mandy Moore
Good:

Description: I Wanna Be With You (sometimes referred to I Wanna Be with Hueee) is a lush and breathy ballad used for the Center Stage (2000) movie soundtrack. Honestly, the good sis Mandy Moore was ahead of the Pop Girl curve with this transition. She's never gotten the musical credit for this risk and appropriation before it was cool to appropriate! Enter, In My Pocket.

Bad:





Miley Cyrus
Good:

Description: Miley had just gotten off a massive hit with the Jessie J penned, Party in the U.S.A. Even if you weren't from the USA, you were jammin'. You secretly hated that song, changed the station or song in the presence of anyone. But the moment you were alone, don't play...you bopped. And when you got drunk, all fucks went out the window and you jammed. During this transition Miley's film with her fiancé Liam Hemsworth came out, the very white Nicholas Sparks film The Last Song. Her final visual for When I Look At You dropped. Then...

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Jessica Simpson
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Description: Successica Simpson was always at the back of the pack unfortunately. One step behind the other girls, but nonetheless her impact in pop music is undeniable. She made a name for herself singing upbeat powerhouse bops and ballads about being in love. Shortly after her first release Sweet Kisses, came her 2001 lead single...

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Fey
Good:

Description: Azúcar Amargo was a 1996 Latin pop single by Mexican singer Fey. It was featured off her second studio album, Tierna la Noche and her biggest hit to date. Her following transition would be plagued with the singer's age, marital status and religious beliefs. These were all questioned intensely by the Latin America media. Before her Latin pop music retirement announcement she would release...

Bad:








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Sweet & Salty: 5 Songs That Amp Up In the Chorus (ONTD Original)

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Sometimes people make you some typa way. Maybe two types of ways at the same time, and artists have been wanting to express that sonically too. The following songs play up to soft and tame moods in the verses and switches up the energy when they get to the chorus. Some people may not be feelin' the disruptions, but some of us neurotic hos get it. Let's go g0rls ~ 🎵

I'm Good At Being Bad by TLC

Note: K but if you didn't own Fanmail, you're not a real music fan. A very Lisa touch in the chorus.

Sunny days, birds singin' sweet soundin' songs of love (that's so pretty girl)
As we walk hand in hand, just kickin' up sand
As the ocean lands at our feet (ooh)
I'm in your arms, and all of your charms are for me... (not for me)


*Check it*
I NEED A CRUNK TIGHT N***A
MAKES SEVEN FIGGAS
LACED WITH A PLATINUM
NOT THE SILVER SHIT N***A
X TO L STIGGA
TEN INCH OR BIGGA
KNOW HOW TO LICK IT AND STICK IT
WHA WHA





Circles by Christina Aguilera

Note: Yes Lotus was recorded on a potato with the poor mixing and different volumes switching and appearing throughout the song, but it still applies.

Hold up, I got money, money, money than I can fold up
Hey, I see you super hating when I roll up
And I suggest you go and grow the fuck up, ha
Or you can spin around in circles


SPIN AROUND IN CIRCLES ON MY MIDDLE, MIDDLE FINGER
SPIN AROUND IN CIRCLES ON MY MIDDLE, MIDDLE FINGER
SPIN AROUND IN CIRCLES ON MY MIDDLE, MIDDLE FINGER
SPIN AROUND IN CIRCLES ON MY MIDDLE, MIDDLE FINGER



The Road by Hurts

Note: #JusticeForExile Manchester Legends did that, industrial pop kings.

Darling, what's your name and can you hear me?
Tell me why you're out so late alone
The diamonds sparkle in your face, I hold you
The gravel glistens black and red below

Hollow, you drift into the night
Hollow girl


WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES, I SEE YOU
WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES, YOU'RE HERE
IN THE DEAD OF THE NIGHT, I FEEL YOU
WHEN I OPEN MY EYES, YOU DISAPPEAR



It's Just Us Now by Sleigh Bells

Note: A little exception to the list - they song is already noisey but gets chaotic in the chorus. Idk why people hated the tempo change so much cuz we know them to be a little more experimental... maybe it was just too ahead of its time for certain people.gif

And when I'm conscious, I am cursed
Shark teeth the size of pick-up trucks
All that flesh and blood
The real thing


AND WHEN YOU DIE
I WANNA DIE, I WANNA DIE WITH YOU
AND LAY US DOWN FOR GOOD
AND LAY US DOWN FOR GOOD



What About by Janet Jackson

Note: VelvetRopenet did THAT. Lettuce not forget the VH1 Fashion Awards of this.

We walked along the beach, what a moon lit night
He held my hands in his, he kissed me, he said
"I wanna spend my life with you, I want you for my life"
Just then I thought:


WHAT ABOUT THE TIMES YOU LIED TO ME?
WHAT ABOUT THE TIMES YOU SAID NO ONE WOULD WANT ME?
WHAT ABOUT ALL THE SHIT YOU'VE DONE TO ME?
WHAT ABOUT THAT, WHAT ABOUT THAT?
WHAT ABOUT THE TIMES YOU YELLED AT ME?
WHAT ABOUT THE TIMES I CRIED? YOU WOULDN'T EVEN HOLD ME
WHAT ABOUT THOSE THINGS?
WHAT ABOUT THAT, WHAT ABOUT THAT?






Wish I knew more songs that does this method for this list, any examples?

Sources: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5
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