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Indie Film Release Guide: July 24th [An ONTD Original]
This week has a pretty eclectic mix of indies available for your consumption, though the studios are clearly still holding back a lot of their offerings for a future of an inderminate date where we can...
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ONTD Original: Songs I Blast Out of the Manual Windows of My 2006 Toyota Corolla
Money — Cardi BI was born to flex (yes)Diamonds on my neckI like boardin' jets, I like mornin' sex (woo)But nothing in this world that I like more than checks (money)All I really wanna see is the...
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ONTD ORIGINAL: Stan Life - Notable Stans of Notable People [part 2]
Hello, I am once again here to talk to you about...you! I had to keep it mostly recent (So many suggestions were of people I didn't recognize from 5+ years ago who aren't here anymore). So, please, if...
View ArticleOntd Original: Stars who lost their natural accents
-Charlize Theron was born and raised in South Africa. She won a one year modeling contract at 15. In 1992 she moved to New York to study ballet. She suffered an injury and moved to L.A. to try her hand...
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ONTD Original: Celebrities as Items from the Pier 1 Going Out of Business Sale
This empty vessel's worth depends on what you put into it. Pier 1 says the hand-painted stoneware is "perfect for putting your valuables on a pedestal"— and what Chris Evans fan doesn't love a...
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ONTD Original: Music Review... Taylor Swift: 'folklore'
Taylor Swift dropped a new album on Thursday, July 23, 2020 and I decided to write a review, tackling each song. I listened to the whole album first without lyrics and then with, and I listened to each...
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ONTD Original: Where Are They Now? (ONTD Tags Edition, Part Two)
(ali lohan)By the time that Aliana "Ali" Lohan began pursuing her own career, big sister Lindsay's goodwill with the powers that be in Hollywood was already beginning to dry out. (Her only studio...
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ontd original: You Pick...The Best Show From the 90s
So I've been watching a lot of "Living Single" for the first time. It's pretty funny. then I thought, wait, what do people consider the best 90s sitcom?Knowing the world we live in, probably "Friends"...
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ONTD Original: Why You Should Watch 'Avatar: The Last Airbender'🔥💧🌱🌪️
Because we are all living in a pandemic and a lot of us have more free time than usual to spend it on binge watching television shows on Netflix, I thought it would be a fun idea to spend my time...
View ArticleONTD Original: Your Favorite Badass 70+ Women In There Younger Days
You know her as Lucille Bluth and Mallory on Archer but did you know she has been acting since she was a child? Her first apperance was on the Howdy Doody show circa 1947-1960.Here she is at 30 being...
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ONTD Original: 7 Folk Artists Who May or May Not Be Indie But You Should...
It's apparent that indie folk is having a moment right now. What does indie mean? Is it distributing your own music through bandcamp? Is it having a major indie label like Saddle Creek support and...
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ONTD Original: Shows I Will Probably Never Watch Based on Their Irksome...
There's something about these titles that rankles the ear to such an extent that even an intriguing cast or outstanding reviews can't bring me to click on them.Peaky BlindersThis title evokes images of...
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ONTD Original: ONTD Decides - What is the Best Picture of This Century?... So...
..ONTD, you will decide what is the ultimate Best Picture so far. There's been 20 Best Picture winners this century, I eliminated 4 with the lowest metacritic scores (A Beautiful Mind, Gladiator,...
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The Worst Emmy Snubs in Recent History (that I can remember off the top of my...
In the spirit of using my energy getting angry on behalf of other people, and not productively for myself, please join me for what I personally consider The Worst Emmy Snubs in Recent History (that I...
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The Bin Borne Identity: The Origin of "Bin Bons" (an ONTD Original)
It all started in mayjailer’s post, ONTD Original: Where Are They Now? (ONTD Tags Edition), when elderpricely lamented the apparent loss of the “Ben Barnes” tag, to which I replied with what I thought...
View ArticleThe Worst Glee Covers Ever - An ONTD Original
Back in May, I began rewatching Glee due to quarantine boredom. I stopped watching Glee at the end of Season 3 (I also watched the season 4 Thanksgiving episode for some reason??) so the last three...
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ontd original: You Vote...The Best Show From the 90s [Top 9]
Yep, time to vote!I know, the nominations....how they work, that's what we get for being on an outdated website, where people don't have all the features that would make it easier.Anyway, to the people...
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ONTD Original: 10 Underrated Disney Channel Songs From Your Millennial Youth
If you’re like me, firmly in the midst of that stage in life where you need to use night serums, then you’re undoubtedly experiencing incessant bouts of existential sadness. If that concept doesn’t...
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ONTD Semi-Original*: Marilyn Manson's History of (Alleged) Abuse
Marilyn Manson set a September 11 release date for his latest album We Are Chaos today, simultaneously premiering the music video for its title track. The song, co-produced by GRAMMY winner Shooter...
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YouTubers Who Quit Eating Sugar (a very lazy ONTD Original)
Who? Matt D’AvellaHow long? 30 DaysWho? Liz JustineHow long? 1 YearWho? Chloe TingHow long? 90 DaysWho? Merle O’Neale and Essence Gant of GoodfulHow long? 30 DaysWho? Craig Benzine and Chyna BenzineHow...
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