One problem that has plagued forgetful ONTDers since time's beginning is....never remembering the posts and comments they want to nominate for the end of the year's "Best of" Festivities.
So, being someone who has saved thousands of internet comments from 2010 (seriously), I decided to poke through my 2018 collection and see, at the least, what I thought was funny enough. I didn't post everything, as I'm sure some stuff I have saved ya'll wouldn't find funny. Just one more tragedy of being a genius.
This obvs. isn't a comprehensive list. I don't go into every post about....The Bachelor or Teen Wolf or Sportball or whatever.
I'm not familiar with her beyond "All The Stars", and surely, if the first two comments were well-wishers, the post would have started off differently.
But they weren't.
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("You can't injure what was already dead.", "I guess that's what happens when you sing in italics")
The "We are all learning" protegeé netted a cover and people were pumped.
I can't say those people were on ONTD, but they are somewhere, and they were pumped. Us, not so much.![]()
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Again, haven't clearly gotten through every post, so I leave the rest to you. What do you hope to remember in another 6 months besides the misdeeds of everyone's fave but yours?
sources: Us! Also, they're linked throughout the post. I can change it to all down here if need be.
So, being someone who has saved thousands of internet comments from 2010 (seriously), I decided to poke through my 2018 collection and see, at the least, what I thought was funny enough. I didn't post everything, as I'm sure some stuff I have saved ya'll wouldn't find funny. Just one more tragedy of being a genius.
This obvs. isn't a comprehensive list. I don't go into every post about....The Bachelor or Teen Wolf or Sportball or whatever.
I'm not familiar with her beyond "All The Stars", and surely, if the first two comments were well-wishers, the post would have started off differently.
But they weren't.
("You can't injure what was already dead.", "I guess that's what happens when you sing in italics")
Eventually, the comments did cycle around to "Damn, ya'll mean, I hope she gets better :(" and "lol ONTD and their relationships with women."
The "We are all learning" protegeé netted a cover and people were pumped.
I can't say those people were on ONTD, but they are somewhere, and they were pumped. Us, not so much.
("I can tell I'm not attracted to him, because I don't even want to erotically wax his unibrow for him. Like, I'd do it, but I'd charge him money.")
All in all, he went home with nothing on Oscar Night.
Shifting gears to Timothée's Co-Star, Christmas Card King Armie Hammer and his millions of dollars couldn't take the heat of one author's Buzzfeed article and deleted twitter.
But what made him so upset?
But what made him so upset?
("so what exactly happened? every time I wanted to read the post, there were like 600 comments lmao"
"Some edge white lady wrote a hit piece on him being a potato and he and his stans shat their pants")
"Some edge white lady wrote a hit piece on him being a potato and he and his stans shat their pants")
I'm pretty sure he returned to Twitter, or perhaps he is lying in wait for another set of letters to come together and attack him.
My personal favorite post of the year so far, where everyone gathered around and truly proved the old ONTD slogan; The celebrities are disposable unless they are ugly white men, my own faves not included because I have the pinnacle of good taste.
There are just too many comments to pick;
There are just too many comments to pick;
("Paul Ryan? omg he's so scary to look at.")
One
One
("Ok, I find Tom Hiddles and Jamie Bell attractive and I thought those were the type of guys that were going to be on this list. I came in all ready to shrug and just own it, but...
Though some people wanted it #gone.
Again, haven't clearly gotten through every post, so I leave the rest to you. What do you hope to remember in another 6 months besides the misdeeds of everyone's fave but yours?
sources: Us! Also, they're linked throughout the post. I can change it to all down here if need be.
