Great Caesar's Ghost! Who Went Home on 'Bromans' Episode III? 🍆

“You’ve got a massive schlong” – #Bromans stars get homoerotic as they compare size 😳https://t.co/yzPOiAluJcpic.twitter.com/Upg2mtCRIn

— Gay Times Magazine (@GayTimesMag) October 1, 2017

They're modern day geezers in the time of Caesar! ITV2's hit new reality show Bromans aired its third episode. The tantalizing new series challenges 8 sexy couples to live as if in ancient Roman times, as the boys duke it out to see who will be crowned America's Britain's Next Drag Broman Superstar.

Jordan and Jade

#BromansPreviewNight
Meet the contestants: Jordan and Jade#Bromans - soon on ITV2 pic.twitter.com/lgDLFXWzIY

— TV Sneak (@TVSneak) September 5, 2017

Dino and Cherelle

#BromansPreviewNight
Meet the contestants:@dpa_training1& @CherellePerfec1#Bromans - soon on ITV2 pic.twitter.com/LvquGUvz82

— TV Sneak (@TVSneak) September 5, 2017

Rich and Sophii[Eliminated first ep]

#BromansPreviewNight
Meet the contestants:@RichGCull& @SophiiVassxpic.twitter.com/gdIds6dZlS

— TV Sneak (@TVSneak) September 5, 2017

Tian and Natalie

#BromansPreviewNight
Meet the contestants:@tian_delgado& @NatHillyard83#Bromans - soon on ITV2 pic.twitter.com/CXxwGtGQ1b

— TV Sneak (@TVSneak) September 5, 2017

Glenn and Summer

#BromansPreviewNight
Meet the contestants: @GlennKlauber& @summerfox_#Bromans - soon on ITV2 pic.twitter.com/yqDA1HEI4s

— TV Sneak (@TVSneak) September 5, 2017

Tom and Rhiannon

#BromansPreviewNight
Meet the contestants: @tomtrotter1& @RhiBailey_#Bromans - soon on ITV2 pic.twitter.com/A5dqCTBSKY

— TV Sneak (@TVSneak) September 5, 2017

Brandon and Nic

#BromansPreviewNight
Meet the contestants: @brandonpmyers& @nicolatyas#Bromans - soon on ITV2 pic.twitter.com/FqUq8YrCYd

— TV Sneak (@TVSneak) September 5, 2017

Kai and Modina[Eliminated second ep]

#BromansPreviewNight
Meet the contestants: @KaiLepine& @ModinaShokeye#Bromans - soon on ITV2 pic.twitter.com/bgZD5lkAGd

— TV Sneak (@TVSneak) September 5, 2017

Liam and Ellie[Introduced in the second ep]

Meet our new comers from last week are Liam and Elle pic.twitter.com/WDQrckBn0M

— Bromans (@BromansITV2_) September 28, 2017

David Mcintosh as gladiator wrangler Doctore and Tom Bell as Roman adviser Dominus

#BromansPreviewNight
Doctore & Dominus@devildawg85& @tombellforever#Bromans - soon on ITV2 pic.twitter.com/b3jq7ADYsW

— TV Sneak (@TVSneak) September 5, 2017

And the Voice of BromansRoman Kemp

#BromansPreviewNight
The voice of #Bromans (and the only real Roman) @romankemppic.twitter.com/nmdvfUZoCq

— TV Sneak (@TVSneak) September 5, 2017

And an unknown, mysterious, old, white man as the Emperor

"Bromans", la l'émission de télé britannique au casting over-testostéroné https://t.co/QT05sVMafupic.twitter.com/M3XevCLIki

— TÊTU (@TETUmag) October 2, 2017

Things are heating up in Rome. Episode III introduced a new couple and saw the boys getting really comfortable with each other, cuddling, comparing 🍆 sizes, and even feeding each other 🌶. The ladies were challenged to turn their boobies body parts into sculptures and then have their partner identify them.

The bromances didn't last long, as the lads were once again forced to battle it out in the colosseum.

New couple Callum and Rachel joined the ranks.

@itv2@ITV2Bromans not your stereotypical Reality Star, being pale a pale ginger 4/10 at best 😂 but my lass is a stunner... 9pm tonight 👍👍👍 pic.twitter.com/18m6gmD9lx

— Callum Ancrum (@Calancrum) September 28, 2017

Glenn and Brandon bonded over the sizes of their "schlongs."

Hunky stars of ITV2's Bromans compare the size of their junk:https://t.co/2liyRLxtdcpic.twitter.com/H6ArAT8llh

— Attitude (@AttitudeMag) October 1, 2017

And they say romance is dead... Girthy Glenn & Big Bulge Brandon 🍆🌶 @itv2#bromanspic.twitter.com/XWmEI1e8u1

— Glenn Klauber (@GlennKlauber) September 30, 2017

Back in the colosseum, the lads were challenged to a sling shot battle.

These guys just haven't got the balls for it!
Spanking new #Bromans. Tonight 9pm @itv2
🏺⚔💪 pic.twitter.com/eMQJSdvkwx

— ITV2 (@itv2) September 28, 2017

Liam and Jordan found themselves up for Banishment for not slinging enough balls... but ultimately the Emperor decided not to send either of them home.

Jordan and Jade also Liam and Elle are safe from being banished 🔱 pic.twitter.com/oVeiNuOEFo

— Bromans (@BromansITV2_) September 28, 2017

The save did cause friction for the house, as most of the citizens of Ancient Rome voted for Jordan to stay and not Liam. Escandolo!

The next installment airs Thursday on ITV2.

Sources: @GayTimes. @TETU. @Attitude. @GlennKlauber. @ITV2. Twitter, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. @Bromans.
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