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'are you the one?' s08e10: 'it all comes down to jax' recap

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well...fuck my feelings. in this week's episode, the sexually indiscriminate hotties with bodies wised up, started making strategies--followed through on them--and made wise choices that got them ahead of the game! there are only two episodes left and i'm not ready for it to be over. this week


as always, there will be spoilers now let's get in!


  • one confirmed match (really two) and they still gettin' three beams. the sexy dummies...

  • nour and jasmine making peace while curbin' kai was a welcome surprise, but makes sense considering kai was the source of their enmity. removing it clears the air.



  • i need amber to fall the back off of justin's dick.



  • danny over here wasting his best moves on kai...i wish a gentle giant clark kent dopplegänger would quote samuel beckett to me...

  • and i appreciate that danny is in the spotlight for a change, but i don't appreciate that no one's lusting over him and everyone is friend-zoning the fuck out of him! the house is still learning that they need to look deeper in themselves and one another to get past their preconceptions and realize that there's a danny-shaped hottie worthy of love and lust and not just a personality supplement.



  • paige has been done dirty by some dick (of course). i get her keeping her composure and deflecting and not giving into her desire to be vulnerable and emotionally honest and the poor remy rock thinks it's about him and it's not.



  • we all know that basit is the best communicator in the house, but justin being the worst...? justin's lack of proper communication never led to a house brawl, but ok.

  • building modular furniture in the heat...?! keep! that!



  • justin spits on screws not a construction technique i've ever seen or heard of, but one i can get with. whatever works, bae.



  • amber trying to get into max's head and make him more stressed about the fact that the entire house wants to fuck his man. (jerk)

  • raige's heart to heart

  • and they got a sunshower (not goldenshower)...!

  • we didn't even see nour and danny's date! danny's neglected--yet again!

  • i love that raige has a love action ("...lust's just a distraction...") plan! they know what they need to work on and what works in a potential relationship between the two of them



  • i'm kari af. i don't want the lgbtq+ season to flop. they already have a blackout and only three beams on week 8 so it's very likely this could end badly. there's something fitting about the fact that the season with exclusively lgbtq+ contestants have more options for potential perfect matches making the match ups harder--and they have the same amount of time as the straights to get it right. hey analog of life!

  • the house gets smart and figures out that basit and jonathan are a perfect match--finally! and jasmine and nour, which is too fitting. fuckbois will really keep you from finding the one for you. hey analog of life!

  • jasmine and nour bonding over their mutual love of animals...!

  • i love that danny knows what he wants and knows what he has to offer and isn't afraid to be open and vulnerable.



  • and while we're on being open and vulnerable, max is owning his feelings and expressing his insecurities. the growth! and justin is being supportive, but grounded and realistic, which is exactly what max needs. the! growth!--also, i really like that song



  • amber needs to stop hating just because she wants the dick! even if justin isn't max's perfect match--which he is!--it doesn't mean justin is your perfect match! worry about finding your match instead of fucking with the most stable couple in the house!



  • a lot to fawn--and rage--over this episode. i did not need that cliffhanger, but i should've seen it coming. the show is on hiatus next week and won't be back until september 2nd so we'll have to wait two weeks for the confirmation we deserve.



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lowkey mvp of the week goes to danny who, unfortunately, remains underappreciated, but not undeterred:

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