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ONTD Original: Aquarius Problems & Problematic Faves

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Sure the faves are fun, but this is the post you've been waiting for! More infinitely satisfying than having a squeaky clean fave is having a messy one, so let's dive in and see which Problematic Faves and Problems are reppping for team

PROBLEMATIC FAVES
Christian Bale (January 30)
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Ohhhhh, goooood for you. Christian Bale is an ONTD staple through and through as he's responsible for Kermit Bale and all of the behind the scenes Terminator drama. He recently had no problems playing a white washed Moses and seems to have anger issues.


Nathan Fielder (February 2)

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Nathan Fielder graduated from one of Canada's top business schools with really good grades. This Canadian-Aquarian is one of my personal faves; Nathan is known for the hilarious awkward and sometimes problematic show Nathan For You.


Michael B. Jordan (February 9)

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Once he had a shot at becoming ONTD's boyfriend but blew it by talking about how women should behave. Although Fantastic Four could have been mark on his career, he's still talented and Creed seems to be a gaining traction.

Ronda Rousey (February 1)
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Kinda like MBJ before her, Ronda had a chance to be ONTD's girlfriend but put us off with her talk of do nothing bitches and general internalized misogyny. She recently suffered a loss after an undefeated streak, but seems to be picking up steam with her entertainment career.

The Weeknd (February 16)
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The Weeknd has been tearing up the charts in 2015 and is still going strong into 2016. While his hypnotic beats and melodies are helping his music in dominating our airwaves, a closer look at his lyrics leaves us feeling a little dirty.

Ed Sheeran (February 17)
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Ed Sheeran is a total Nice Guy™, and lots of his songs reinforce that vibe. Every time you read an interview of his it seems to scream to him being a Nice Guy™ as well. The music is fine, sure, but he's proof of how being white and male really helps you with your career.

Harry Styles (February 1)

Harry Styles is an ONTD fave, sweet angel cinnamon roll and all that, but he's too famous and rich to be that squeaky clean. His deal with the devil (Kris) have many people thinking he's more calculating than he seems.

Guy Fieri (January 22)
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Guy Fieri is the worst because.... Look at him!! His personal style and taste oolong in all things diners, drive-ins, and dives are as unique as donkey sauce makes a great side for Guy's garlic wings. Shine on your crazy diamond. But far, far away.

Jeff Koons (January 21)
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Suddenly the Koons is Aquarius.


FLAT OUT PROBLEMS
Ellen DeGeneres (January 26)
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Ellen is widely disliked her on ONTD. For foisting those two British children on the public, aiding with Beiber's comeback against everyone's wishes, being a terrible interviewer, and rumors of her being way less than pleasant behind the scenes, Ellen has made our Aquarian naughty list!

Justin Timberlake (January 31)
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We have a soft spot for ramen headed, fresh faced boy band member, especially when he was crying during his Punk'd moment. But this blue eyed soul singer still only gave us TWO MINUTES of any NSync reunion and that is a problem. Also, everything that went down with Janet at the Superbowl and the fact that he and Jessica Biel decided not to vaccinate their child.

Dr. Dre (February 18)
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Music pioneer Dr Dre has established an incredible career and empire. But he has a pattern in his past of abuse and domestic violence and is responsible for Eminem.

Emma Roberts (February 10)
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Yeah yeah she's so ~stylish and mean in kewl way~ but ONTD hates a product of nepotism and this one also happens to have a violent temper. She's been accused of domestic violence against her fiancee on several occasions

Paris Hilton (February 17)
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Lots of things can be said about Paris Hilton. Entrepreneur, heiress, sex tape pioneer, racist, socialite, partially responsible for the Kardashians, DJ, small dog enthusiast, and probable awful person. But her era of gossip defined ONTD in the mid 2000s.

Bill Maher / Glenn Beck (January 20/February 10)
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Loudmouth racist sexists NEXT.

Sarah Palin (February 11)
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Political joke Sarah Palin is like a recurring headache. Life is so great without it and returns are random times to make your head hurt extremely.


Dick Cheney (January 30)

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Rumors of him being the actual devil may not be true, but I’m just saying that the devil has never been seen in the same room as Dick Cheney.

Dishonorable mentions: Michael Bay, Jeb Bush, Paul Ryan, Aaron Burr, Wilmer Valderrama, Tom Selleck, Darren Criss, Stacey Dash, Brandy, Bonnie Wright

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